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Show I ! THE BULLETIN Flowers in Basket Attractive Chair Set By WNU SEaVKI SYNOPSIS On board tha with Oe-tend as his lmmadlata destination. Dr. David Jebb Is bound for America. With him la Cynthia Thatcher, his temporary ward. On the train they meet Bif Bill Gaines, former elaaamato of David's. He tells Gaines of hla mission which Is the return of tha child to her mother la America. Cynthia's father la dead. Nnrd-Exnrcs- ld 0 V,S LmaMomMmaamaa Will fiiAV 1? I Continued a "You're a pretty good little carv er. I suppose?" 6439 Pattern "I'm great. Billy." "You ought to know." A basket crocheted in one piece "I do. I am. That is, I'm great flower medallions repeated and with extenuating circumstances. added. leaves few with Joined Sew them together to make this I'm a genius, but a damfooL X have a curse that ruins everything." attractive chair set. The medal"Not cocaine?" lions alone make a matching "No. I've somehow escaped scarf. Pattern 6429 contains instructions for set; illustration of it drugi." "Our mutual friend, Barleycorn?" and stitches; materials needed. "Old John Barleycorn." To obtain this pattern send 15 "1 see, it makes your hand uncents in coins to The Sewing Circle, Household Arts Dept., 259 W. steady, eh?" "No. I never play with tha fire, 14th St., New York, N. Y. Please write your name, ad- except at regular Intervals. Then I dress and pattern number plainly. commit arson. I'm what Is popularly known as a periodical with a capital P. It's a terrible thing to confess, even to old Goliath Gaines, but if s aU In the Catacombs, and Fm not the only person on earth NoA General Quiz with a flaw In his make-ubody knows how badly assembled human machines are, Billy, except doctors. If it weren't for our HIppo-cratThe Questions ideals, what closet doors we could open in tha best simulated 1. Has Brazil a state as large families!" as Texas? 'Tve got a skeleton too coma- 2. What makes wood decay? where, I suppose," said Gaines, 3. Does the moon influence pen"but I can't find It My skeleton Is dulum clocks? a tendency to turn into a balloon 4. How do waves on the Great more or less dirigible. I've tried Lakes compare with waves on the everything. I've banted in seven oceans? languages. Diet? I haven't eaten a 5. Which is the longer coastline, thing for ten years, but I you don't the Atlantic or Pacific? know any sure curs for fat. do 6. How do our rivers compare you?" with those of Europe? "Nobody does, Billy," said Jebb 7. How large is Death Valley? with the cynical frankness doctors 8. Did Cortex, Gomez or Pizarro employ to their friends; then with a conquer Peru? look at his own lank legs, 'Tve got serum in my system, I the anti-fa- t I don't know what It but suppose, The Answers Is." Gaines shook his fat head and all 1. Brazil, which is larger than his chins in elephantine despair. the United States, has 20 states, "Thanks for your little ray of dis 3 of which are larger than Texas. couragement Go on with your sto 2. Bacteria and certain micro ry. I'll tell you mine later. 80 scopic plants called fungi grow in you've developed one of those clock the wood and destroy the struc work thirsts, eh? Too bad, old boy. ture. I bad a pal who was like you he's 3. The mechanism of pendulum dead now but he found a cure, clocks is affected slightly by the Have you tried" gravitational pull of the moon. "Your friend found tha one sure 4. Waves on the Great Lakes cure. Don't start anything begin25 ocean sometimes reach feet; 'Have ning you tried?' I've tried all waves, more than 50 feet and then some. the 5. The Atlantic. In the books are I've tested all there 6. The Mississippi alone disand a thousand of my own Invention. the than water all charges more X had a landlady who used to buy rivers of Europe. those 7. Death Valley proper is about 50 miles long and averages be things. Her coffee was so tween 20 and 25 miles in breadtli bad But never noticed anyway between the crests of enclosing no more did she notice anyitcure. mountain ranges. It is 276 feet be You see, Billy, most of the habit- low sea level. cures depend on the win eventually; 8. Pizarro. but when the win itself is diseased, what can you do? It's like making rabbit-pi- e when you can't catch the "MIDDLE AGF WOMDL rabbit The one important fact is m Thousands have enema nama that everybody has his personal dev amilirf thru thia "tril, and that's mine. ial tomeM hy taHne; Pinkham'- s- famous "Otherwise I'm all to the good. troubtM. Trytil I've got two arms, a pair of legs. LYDIA L PINKHAITS a couple of eyes, both ears, both CHA PTES Jlsk Me JUiother Q "If I only did! If I only did! But I'm no stationary dipsomaniac. I'm the only uriginal Wandering Jew-- no connection with a cheap imitator of similar name. I hardly show what I'm carrying they tell me. I look a bit feverish, and I'm slightly thick of tongue, but I have a subintelli- gence that keeps me from being run over by the cars, My trouoie is like certain forms of aphasia with double personality. I lose my sense of orientation, but I am determined to hike. And hike I hike, till I drop or come round sober. Then I'm like the man Bill Nye tells about who was found after the plucking violets in the dell and gently murmuring "Where am I?' " Gaines looked st him more In amazement than in sorrow: "You must have had some rare old experiences." Gaines loved to travel. "No doubt Billy, no doubt But I don't know what my experiences are. Once in a while I meet some man who hails me by some strange name and says I borrowed money from him in Pueblo, or lent him money in Skaneateles. I never ask any questions. I take his word for it and say, "Oh. yes, of course.' '1 tell you it's an uncanny sort of thing to wake up in a mysterious room in some unheard of place and train-wrec- k, p. ic Have-you-trie- X VEGEMBlf COMPOUND Playing the Fool People are never so near playing the fool as when they think themselves wise. Lady Mary Wortley Montagu. GAS SO BAD CROWDS HEART vara to shcrlmi sal Itf bovsla so oaa a waa jaai miseraem. ma anai a fia moatsa toes I my heart. Admrtta, I wf Oh.vaat NbaL The first doee vorkad Ska mafia. Adlarite removed tha (M aad vasto matter ad my stomach (alt ao food." Mr. S. A. Itcaada. B cask row stomach and boweie from eoeatipatioa bloats 70a op until von of gam for breath, taks a tobWapoonfuT Adterlka aad Bottea how the stomach OAS ooaa. to leuered almort a Adfcnka.etten tha fcmrrla in Ma tnaa Adkrika is BOTH carminative aad ealhnrUc. aoBtaiaiag five eerminatina to vara aad eootbe tha stomach and erpsl OAS, aad throe cathartics to wear tea aowasj aaa relieve mtmtinal aarra proararo. 5aMatBil Give a Thought to MAIN STREET m Bm Sm mi iam mnA nvfll liks oun dear scroll the country . . . there S steaav revoianoa Min.iMi fhinm in Arm etvlea aad food prices ...the rite of a nat ctown . . .tne tan 01 iiirni- m.rr.r. vifillv i.im - ' affect our living . . .And the aewi it ably covered in advertisements. m Gmir amiiI. mtlA tMc ffA tlO in living nd i current events, ioiiow suvcrnne-mcn- ts as closely as headlines. a Thiy know what's doing in America . . . and they also Know where money buys motti , At Arnhem and its suburbs in IIol- and visitors may often see nurses from Java of the Dutch East In dies. They care for the children of tha wealthy executives of East Indies concerns who have retired to handsome villas in their native Hol land. MJKRT HUGHES I Javanese in Holland J y lungs, one whole stomach, no floating kidneys, a liver you couldn't derange with an ax, and ability to work forty hours at a stretch, and a gift for operative surgery that Is a marvel, if I do say it But I've got an intermittent thirst that amounts to mania, and it does its little best to nullify all my other gifts. If It weren't for that I'd be famous and rich." "Don't you call ten thousand real Iron dollars rich?" ' "Oh, Tm rich enough for the mo ment I feel like old King Midas. but the trouble is Tve got his long ears, too. when I m in my cups. is the polite expression. But If s a case of bathtub with me. When I'm that way, X think I'm Mr. Croesus, and I spend what I have as if I owned the Standard Oil and had struck s gusher of gold. "I don't tipple between sprees. hate the sniff of liquor In my dry seasons. But when my time rolls round. I've the thirst of s man lost In the Mojave desert I see mirages, but not of waterfalls, Billy fire- waterfalls! "My life runs on schedule. So many months of humanity, then three weeks of humidity. I'm like the tropics all rain or all sun. And I can pretty nearly tell you V) the hour and the minute, Just when fny freshet begins. I'm a sort of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hydrophobia, When the rabies bites me. the sight of water makes me froth at the mouth. For two or three weeks I go about like an idiot trying to put out a raging Are by pouring on kero- - tene." "Poor old boy." said Gaines, 'it must be helL What do you do? Lock yourself in a room and order Irinks through the keyhole?" RUPERT HUGHES died leaving me a leasehold In London. That's one of the things that happens in storybooks. But truth sometimes tries to Imitate fiction. vowed Fd Jump across the At lantic, clean up what cash I could. and Invest It where I couldn't touch the principal. "Well, Just when I was getting my affairs straightened up so that I could start a beautiful operation came my way. No money in it but some reputation and a rare opportunity I couldn't let slide an exquisite fibroid tumor intricately and vitally involved. The woman, Mrs. Milburn, was a widow, and her only child was a married daughter who had gone to Berlin with her husband, John Thatcher. "When Mrs. Milburn heard that she must undergo a capital opera tion, she cabled her daughter to come and hold her hand while she went under the ether. John Thatcher couldn't afford to come and his wife took the first steamer, leaving her little girl with her father. I brought Mrs. Milburn and good work, too through there'll be an article about it in the Medical Record. Her daughter. Mrs. Tnatcner, cried all over me and said she would pay my bill when her husband made his fortune by a great invention he was working on. We doctors get a lot of that money! But I said. Don't let that worry you.' We always say that "Just as Mrs. Thatcher was about to sail back to Europe, she got a cablegram saying that her husband had committed suicide scandalously, with s woman of bad name. The Dutchman who sent it had to pay a mark a word, and he didn't waste any breaking it gently. "Thatcher left only funds enough to bury him. Strangers took the child in charge. The death and the circumstances and the shock pros-trate- d Mrs. Thatcher completely. She was In no condition to go over end bring back the little girt. The money was a big consideration, too, and I well, since I was going over anyway, I offered to get the child and bring her back with me fool four-year-o- ld fate. "And there's another thing. Billy. In Berlin I found proofs that this poor Thatcher didn't commit suicide. He tried to save the woman's life she was drowning; she dragged him to his death they both died. He didn't even know who she was. Besides, ha did leave something for his family. In my handbag, I have his finished drawings for a great invention that looks to me good for a fortune if it can be got to America and patented and placed. "So you see, Billy, what a load Fvo got on my chest The little child, her father's honor, her mother's salvation . from poverty an these, with an ocean and a half a continent between me and safety. r. It's no question of have none. Your offer of a nip of you know, went through me like a knife. If you want to spare me ago ny don't use even the name of of any of those things in my bearing. If I get a sniff of liquor ugh! I'll fight for it And after the first drop is on my tongue, it's all over but the mat was." "Fool nothing," Gaines blurted; "it was mighty white of you. old boy." Jebb shook his head. "I meant well, but you know where we people lay the asphalt" don't follow you, Davey." "I hoped you would, Billy. If a so nauseating to explain. But here goes: I was so delayed in starting He paused to lean on me and from America and met so much beg my pardon profusely. postponement in settling my affairs wonder how under the sun you got In poky old London, and hsd so there and where under the sun you many details to close up for poor are." Thatcher before I left Berlin with the child, that I have exhausted my Gaines was reminded: "I used to walk in my sleep as a vacation from Hades." "You don't mean" boy. Once I found myself In my nightie In the middle of a ballroom "Thaf s Just exactly what I mean, floor. I had Just meandered in. rve been so busy in new scenes that The floor committee meandered me X lost count of the days. This mornout in double time. The other night ing ss I boarded the train at BerI got turned round in bed In a hotel lin, a drunken man needless to say, in Leipzig, and when I woke up with he was an American lurched into my head to the footboard X was so me. He paused to lean on me and bewildered I came near hollering beg my pardon profusely. I couldn't for the night clerk. I thought some- dodge his breath. I shook him off, but I had felt that first clutch of body had put a voodoo on me." "Thaf s the feeling exactly." said the thirst It comes with a rush, Jebb, "only when I wake up I'm Billy, when it comes. And I might as weak as a sick cat and my head ss well fight it ss try to wrestle with a London fog. If s got me. And oh, my headl And my tongue oh, oh, my tongue! I haven't the Fm afraid, Billy, horribly afraid. I faintest idea of what I have done. feel like a man who has sold his or where I have been, or where I soul to the devil when the clock am. I reach for my trousers and strikes and he smells brimstone. It the pockets are empty my watch is doesn't matter about my rotten soul And I gone, stolen, given away to a polite or the body it torments. street-ca- r conductor or thrown st have no children rve never dared a cat Then I have to recuperate, to marry and drag any woman along send a telegram, collect or draw my path. My parents, heaven be on my bank thaf s no fun among praised, died when I was in college. strangers and get home the best I got my curse by entail from poor old dad. His father acquired it in way I can. 'Tm a periodical prodigal. Billy; the grand old days when the high only I have no father to fall on my neck and offer me veaL X sneak back to my own shack and try to regain my disgusted and mystified patients by scattering lies by the bushel." Probably two people in each hunIt was Gabies' amiable nature to dred have hay fever. If you are try to wring a drop of honey from one of the two bear in mind that every gall-bathe spring of the year is the time "You must be a great little sur- to begin medical treatment. geon, Davey, to keep any practice Hay fever is due to inhaling an at alL" pollen. The symptoms "I am. but I bad to give up New irritating are blocking of the nos sneezing, York and go out West to a smallish to tne swollen mucous due trils city where they have to have me, membrane, watery discharge, itchhandicap and all. When I feel the ing of the eyes and sometimes the madness coming on, I arrange my roof of the mouth, slight degree of othto affairs, transfer my patients difficult fever, breathing, depressed er hands, say that I've been called East about my property and then I spirits snd a general feeling that hit the trail on the long hike. If I the worst is yet to come. Such weren't one of the cleverest sur- symptoms coming year after year As geons that ever ligated an artery, can be nothing but hay fever. I'd be in the poorhouse today. If I evidence against the pollen it is notweren't cursed with the bitterest ed that relief is always obtained blight that ever ruined a soul. I'd when the supply of pollen is for any A continued reason diminished. be at the top of my profession." a change in often rain relief, gives "Poor old Jebb," sighed Gaines, "but don't you care, we've all got wind may do so, and many sufferour troubles. Now to look at me, ers Insist that running away on the or so is you wouldn't think but that can train for a hundred miles cure. sure a me to You were tell going wait Years ago il was supposed that what I could do for you." "Well, now that you know all. I'll the irritation came from the hay tell you the rest The last time I harvest thus the name hay fever. fell, I woke up in New Orleans. Then the relationship to pollen was When I got home I found a letter discovered and because the golden-ro- d stands out a bright and shining saying that a distant relative bad . hen-pecke- society was found under the table after dinner. "I'm alone now. There'd be no body to mourn for me. But here I am with a poor widow's only child in my care, and I'm racing with X "X A Burmanaged 110, has had six d, he wives but was never claims, and the simple life is the long one. Warn In KKNO. N'KVADA. ataa at Iks HOTEL VOI.DKN Scna'a Ursfal aad mart aaaalar hataL Hotel Plandome Salt- Lake - Bataa II la II Slats SC 4th So. Pocatello Hotel Bannock II M rafa and Caffte tm II.SS SURGE MILKERS INEXPENSIVE MEALS lka Is aarvsa hf Tha atat too In Salt Tha MAYVLOWEB CAFB at til Smith Main POfULAB PBICZD Luncheon. Dinner aal Samtarlcaaa ELECTRIC LIGHT FIXTURES oat eompleta stock aawsst types, far, home, star or offlea Below asst. fare a, khrlwn. bad room Sxtaraa SSc PELT KLECTBIC IT K. 1st Saw Salt Laaa ChariBsT hike." Goliath looked at David with eyes of complete compassion. , He said: "Don't you care, Dave. I'U stick to you to the finish. If you should be er. Incapacitated. I ll get the child to her mother, and the docu ments, too. So Just qualify lor the Don't Worry Club, and leave the rest to me. And I rather think you'd better hand over those plans. They'd be s little less likely to be lost la any excitement And all that money of yours, Dave It doesn't sound ex sctly Samaritan to say to a man you haven't seen for years. "Give ms your ten thou, and I'll carry it for you," but If you want to gamble on my honesty I'll play banker for you." He was about to break down, but be gathered himself together with a brusque effort He slapped his hand hard on the leather and rose to his feet: "In get those documents for you, Billy, this Instant and I'U hand you as soon ss I can mv money-be- lt unbuckle it" He looked at Gaines' girth, and Gaines looked at bis. The same thought struck both of them, snd s whiff of laughter shook away the gloom. "Your money bag win have to be pieced out about a yard to get round my equator," said Gaines. "It wiU be great sport for me, though. I'U know how it feels to be entirely surrounded by money." Seeing that Jebb's dour face had softened a trifle the fat are eminent consolers Gaines made an effort to keep him diverted, and he began to laugh reminlscently: "Say. Dave, do you remember, when we were cubs together at Yale, and one evening we were at at--" He was about to say "Morlarity's" but that had liquid connotations. He stopped short snd gulped. "No, that wasn't the time." His memory switched to another incident but that was Heubleln's or Traeger's. It seemed to him, ss he tumbled out the pigeonholes of memory in his roll-to-p forehead, that he could find nothing recorded but carousals. He knew that they had played only a minute part in the total of college life, but because he wanted to avoid them, he found them everywhere. He tried to think of some athletic excitement some classroom Joke, some incident in the Catacombs, but the memory is not a voluntary muscle. (TO BE CONTISUED) Bhaa Lot aa prove and show why SITBGE. the fastaat miliar avtr bailt va HOSE and milk vita taaa tiaw ami labut. CIJEANE Write for information. WALLACE TAT. LOB. Distrthatar Baft Lahs CHy. Ftah II Bs. Wast Templa will-powe- Spring Is Time to Start Hayfever Treatment g. HOTELS ELECTRIC MOTORS REPAIRED Mh aWtlafuiBM m time ob maters ami traaafaraMia. SCHBAVA ELECTRIC CO 141 navaaen. MMU BROKEN LENSES DUPLICATED I r Hani hit Inaa FlIlMl Brakaa kfaeea etraUeataa fey ' SHOP, A. B. 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Finally the botanical detectives turned to the ragweed, with its insignificant green flowers, and discovered that its pollen is not e but is produced la only such abundance that a slight blow will discharge it in clouds, and It la so light that the wind will easflr carry It a great distance. wind-born- Ragweed is responsible for per- haps four cases in every five of the common variety of hay fever that autumn brings Bear in mind that there Is also a . ery annoying pollen Infection that attacks in the spring. Grasses, weeds and certain trees are responsible, and so common are the sources of attack that escape bv flight la difficult. Specialists in treating nay fever are to be found in every large city, Their plan of treatment is to test the sensitiveness of the patient to various pollens, until the right one is discovered, and then give treat ment to produce Immunity to that particular pollen, a system of vac cination. IN JUST A FEW HOURS! 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