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Show THE BULLETIN Scenes and Persons in the Current News TALL TALES Interirrcuntain Hews Briefly told for Busy Headers At Told to: FRANK E. IIAGAN and ELMO SCOTT WATSON The Goat That Sang Tenor iniHN William news paper correspondent of Tort Deposit, Mr., first heard about It, bp dldnt believe It. A farmi-r- , to tli" neighborhood eoaalpa Raid, had a coat mat tunc in a bountiful tenor voice. now did It hnttnen? Well, It seems tlint aome member of the farmer's family bad been careless and left a phonograph record of "Mother o' Mine" by John MoCormnck out In the yard. At leant, that's the way Mr. MrClenalinn's story, which appeared In the Baltimore Sun, accounted for It The farmer and his Ringing goat became famous. I'eimle mint to m it and pnld for the privilege of hearlnc it Ring. Then bad lurk overtook the furnier. The gont atnpned Ringing a auddenly as It had begun. So the farmer bought an expensive record by a famous grand opera stnr "0 Sole Mlo," It waa-a- nd fed that to the gnat. The result waa fatal The gnat began to ilns but suddenly dronned donri. An autopsy revealed the fuel that Ha throat waa cloged up with what the veterinnrinn called "some foreign They were Italian worda and phrases. The gnat waa 10(1 per cent American, so of course, he choked to death on 'em. ." Hit Unlucky Day VTRS air, I believe la that inper- sililon about Friday, the 13th. beln an unlucky day." said the Old- eat Ranger In Yellowstone park. "I recollect one of 'em In particular. "I wai out on patrol and discovered I dldnt have a bite of food In my grub bag and only one shell left In my trusty ola gun. Well, I ineaked through the woods till I law a brace of quail atlttlD on a buah to I maneuvered aroun' so as to be sure of get-tiboth of 'em with one shot 1 let fly an', by golly, when I went to pick op them two birds I found that I'd killed six more that waa alttln' on the other side of the bush. Juat then I heard a big commotion ont In a little liike nearby. There was a big buck deer that had been skeered by my shot and had run out and got hlaaclf mired down. i "I run out to help him but before 1 could get to him he drowned. As I was carryln' him to shore. I sank down In the mud an' water tip over the tops of my boots. So I took 'em off to pour out the water and denied If there dldnt flop out of 'era a dozen of the finest trout yon ever did see. "Well, I strung the quail an' the deer an' the trout on a pole so I could curry 'em easier. But my struggles to . get the load up on my shoulders was Jest too much of a strain on my suspender buttons. Itemed If one didn't fly off with such force that It killed a rabbit 100 yards away. "When that happened. I Jest decided It wasn't no nse to try to do any more huntln'. Seemed like If was my unlucky day, It beln' Friday, the 13th." I New $10,0(10,0110 palace on the shore of Lnke Lemnn near Geneva, Switzerland, which bus Juat been occupied by the League of Nation. 2 Alexander V. Dye of Flora. 111., new director of the bureau of foreign and domestic commerce of the Department of Commerce. 3 View In the main street of Monrovia during the military parade that featured the lnuugurutlon of Edward ISarclay as president of Liberia. Hostess for G.O.P. Aerial View of "West Point of the Air" '36 Convention Has Big Job Miss Marian Lang, secretary to the president of the Cleveland Convention bureau, will be the moat popular or unpopular young lady In Cleveland around June 1. She hns the Job of seeing that delegates and newspaper men are adequately housed during the Itepubllcan national convention. A beautiful aerial view of the model aerial training ground, Randolph field, Texas, called the "West Point of the Air," as three squadrons of airplanes form the letters "U S A" In the sky In the background. Part of Great British Fleet at Alexandria "Man Overboard !" EN who go down to the sea In M ships frequently all-ti- Malta being too doae to Italy, a large part 'of the British fleet In the Mediterranean was concentrated at Egypt and many of the vessels are to be seen In this photograph. Medieval Architecture in Stone Fiddle Champ of Maine Is 78 Years Old Eugene II. Staples, "Happy Gene," t years old, of DIxfleld. Maine, Is the newly crowned fiddle seventy-eigh- mer of a great clock In Berlin tolls nine strokes. Indicating that nine babies are born on un average during this period In Germany. hour glass A bis double-bulliebeside the bell turns over every five minutes to remind people that seven Germans have died while the nine babies were being born. The clock has been built to suggest. In more emphatic fashion than the usual timepiece, the eternal change between life and death and to Impress upon Germans the dangers of a falling birthrate. Pearson's Weekly. d The Man Who Knows Whether the Remedy You are taking for Headaches, Neuralgia or Rheumatism Pains is SAFE is Your Doctor. Ask Him Don't Entrust Your Own or Your Family's Weil-Bein- g to . Unknown . Preparations take any BEFORE you don't know all about, you lor the relief of headaches; or the pains of rheumatism, neuritis or neuralgia, ask your dodor what he thinks about it in comparison with Genuine Bayer Aspirin. We say this because, before the discovery of Bayer Aspirin, most "pain" remedies were advised against by physicians as being bad for the stomach; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of Bayer Aspirin largely changed medical practice. Countless thousands of people who have taken Bayer Aspirin year in and out without ill effect, have proved that the medical findings about its safety were correct Remember this: Genuine Bayer Aspirin is rated among the fastest methods yd discovered for the relief of headaches and all common pains . . . and tafe for the average person to take regularly. You can get real Bayer Aspirin at any drug store sjmply by never asking for it by the name "aspirin" alone, but always saying BAYER ASPIRIN when you buy! ed Bayer Aspirin Millions of years ago nature, In I'ryce Canyon, southern Utah's national park, began to make, with rain, wind, sun and frost, this giant Tower bridge. It needs but to have a itiont beneath it and knights of old In the armor of the Middle Ages to he nliimst the iwrfivt of a scene from the Tenth aud Eleventh centuries. I'nlon rucillc railroad photograph. champion or the state of Mnlne. He succeeded the late Mellie Dunham of Norway, Maine. Wants to Bo Sura Jud Tunkliis suys a poiit la 4 man who wants to serve his country, but wants to be sure of a tip. IIEBER CITY, UT The Wasatch County Fair Board, the Wasatch County Commission, and the Heber City officials ere preparing plans for the 1936 Wasatch County Fair. The dates set are August 27 and 28. A report shows that all bills were paid and that a small surplus is on hand. UT. The largest PAYSON, mountain lion ever killed locally was brought down by Gerald Frisby and Dewey Sarjrent rf I'ayson. The animal weighed 250 pounds and measured nine and feet in length. one-ha- lf Cleanse 3 Internally fed the treses sad diff 1 Why 1st conadpsdoB v 1 x ix hold yon back? Fad your best, look root best cleans faMemilly tho tmj way. GAR- sea-cu- p FIELD TEA iinoc a miracle worker, but a week Wrttm fmr FREE SAMPLE of this "internal beauty treatment'' will astonCAW BUS TU CO. ish you. Begin tonight. Dap. Sit Brooktya, N. V. (Ac your drug a(ora It'sAII In HOW You Fight BALDNESS! You need a ssn&nr that helps your haix to save nourishing itirved hut roots end stopping Dan- Tei si aai ) Biihfullv keen no woik.StiitRMivwidiGUiTer's Mange Medicine and Glover's Medicated Soap rot the ihim-po- a AtiUdraggiMS. Of htr root Bubcr give yon Glover's. onw-uio- NASAL IRRITATION dustacoLU. Rrfleve t he dryness andV 1 rn ui ion ny applying ht C Wf jr.rrn Newanaprr Unloo. Indians Traced to Yellow Raco The original red man. the American Indian, came from pure yellow stork and did not carry any black strain from admixtures with ni tires of Oceania, reports Dr. Ales Urdllcka. curator of anthropology of the Smithsonian Institution, Washington. He brands ss "fabulous" the theories that natives nf the Oceanic Islands left their Imprint on the American continent. These Islands were occupied by the Meliineslan peoples only as recently ss the first millennium before Christ, at which lime the New world hail been populated for severs! thousand years from Mongolian stock. Skulls hnve heen found In the Amer Inis which seem to Indicate Melane-(In- n origin, but these always prove to Till wlihln the variations known to occur nni'ui; the Indiana, declares Doc t.ir IliJIbka. SALT LAKE CITY, UT. An increase in business has made it necessary to employ an additional 3200 workers on the Southern Pacific lines in six western states, including Utah, according to a recent announcement. SHELLEY. 'IDA. A decided improvement in the financial condition of the Snake river valley irrigation district during the past two years ending December 31, 1935 is reported. Cash on hand increased from $9091.40 on December 31, 1933, to $18,171.59 on the same date in 1935. SALT LAKE CITY. UT. Sales tax revenues poured four and lf million dollars into Utah's relief expenditures in the two and one-hayear period ending December 31, 1935. IDA. Revenue POCATELLO, from automobile licenses in Bannock county during January and February, totalling $11,571.80, is nearly double collections of the corresponding period in 1935. Last year's total was $6177.35. PROVO. UT. A motion to "protest any move on the part of any agency in the handling of Utah lake that does not take into consideration the interests and desires of the people of Utah valley" was unanimously passed by the Provo city commission. The motion was directed at "ex- -' cessive pumping" operations at the lake by Salt Lake county water interests. LEHI, UT. Utah lake, having found its lowest point in recorded history last October 10, when it registered 12.2 feet below compromise, is now 2.40 inches higher than on the corresponding date last year, . ROOSEVELT. UT. August 12, 13 and 14 have been chosen ss the dates for the 1936 Uintah Basin Industrial convention. BOISE, IDA. Six hundred and ten boys and girls are now employed on national youth administration projects in Idaho at monthly wages of $15 to $17. POCATELLO, IDA. Bannock county, paying $112,156 in motor vehicle license fees, was fourth oh the list of all 44 counties in Idaho, a summary covering the entire state for 1935 shows. SALT LAKE CITY, UT. Record February precipitation made a decided impression on the level of Great Salt Lake, which last low. fall receded to its March 1, the Saltair guage stood at 2.1 feet below zero, showing a rise of six inches above the Feb. 1 reading of minus 2.65. Great Salt Lake is now just an even foot higher than its lowest level of record, noted on Nov. 15, 1935, when the Saltair gauge read 3.1 feet below zero. Fred Hatch. GOODING, IDA 60, old time powder man, ended his life here by blowing the top of his head off with a charge of dynamite, ivestigating officers said. The officers said Hatch apparently placed the dynamite stick under his cap and then set off the blast with a fuse or by biting the dynamite cap. It is reported that the man had been in bad health for some time. LAKE CITY, UT At . SALT present, the state road commission has 49 highway projects either under construction or under contract to be started as soon as weather conditions permit. of these contracts Twenty-eigare now under construction. By April 1, the road commission hopes to have 21 new jobs under contract all proceedings at capacity operation. BOISE, IDA. The Idaho cooperative agency for emergency relief has mailed out 1415 checks to persons in 13 counties who have qualified for assistance tinder the federal social security act The checks totaled $31,637. lf ' 61-fo- sons. one-ha- n' see or hear about some unusual occurrences. J. W. Put-ma- n of Anaheim. Calif, who once served In the Cnited States navy, la no exception to that rule. One hot. sticky day as the battleships and cruisers were steaming along off the coast of China a typhoon suddenly swooped down upon them. Despite the howling wind and rnglng waters, the vessels managed to keep their alignment. In the midst of the storm s lieutenant decided that be wanted a cup of coffee. So a mess boy started across the deck with s cup of coffee, a pitcher of cream and a bowl of sugar on a tray. Just ss he waa about to open the door to the ofllcera quarters, a wave swept across the deck. It picked up the mess boy, Juggled him for s second on Its crest, then carried him SOS yards astern and deposited him at the door of the officers' quarters of the next ship In line. Opening the door, he walked. In and said. "Here Is the coffee yon ordered, lieutenant One lump, or two, snd shall I pour In the cream?" It had all happened so quickly that the mess boy didn't realize he waa on another ship until the officer roared nut: "I'm t captain, not a lleusennnt! I didn't order any coffee, aud what are you doing here?" STUDY FOR IDADOANS WILL SPREAD CASH A BIG APPLE SALE MILLIONS IN TAXES BOISE, IDA. Pocatello, Twin Falls, Couer d'Alene and Boise are Idaho cities included in a list of 400 in which the national resources committee will conduct a study to aid in formulating naretional policies in federal-cit- y lationships. SALT LAKE CITY, UT.Dis-tributio- n of 5700,000 representing a withdrawal of 6 per cent payable to April 1, to all Western Loan and Building company stockholders of record during March, is announced. The money will go to stockholders in Utah, Montana, Idaho, Nevada, Wyoming, Oregon, Washington and California. EPHRAIM, UT. Not only did the 3.16 in. of moisture recorded at the Ephraim weather station break all records of any one month since. 1930, but measurements of the snow covet1 on the mountains above Ephraim taken by Ranger Wells on February 27 and 23 show that the present snow depth and water content shatter, and almost double, records for eny previous year. ' BOISE, IDA The federal surplus commodity corporation has completed the purchase of 300 carloads of Idaho apples at a total cost of $130,000. The apples will be distributed to needy per- Life and Death Clock to Impress People of Berlin Every five minute, the steel ham- AiemnataiHm ntgni and morning. If ytm. prefer noa drops, or II II throat spray, call for the HEW MEHTH0LATUM in WNU LIQUID II II handy boHl with dropper W HAVE YOU 36 11 INDIGESTION? Mr. Mabel Ilobhs of 26 Pirrpont Ave., Salt Uke City, I'tab, nid: "My entire mlem had become urnrt- -I could not ilrrp and could nm Mind (he kaM noiw. 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