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Show THURSDAY, tuojj auiotfaui uq Take, for instance, the following item. I heard from a reliable source that each and every person in the state is entitled to approximately fifty acre of free land. The people have to keep the land able to product and still house all the members of the family he or she creates. Of course there's a slight problem as no two people could procreate together since the fifty acre lots they rightfully own e. would hardly he placed But, this reliable source, confided that the higher-up-s would find a solution. This coming weekend a truck, loaded with bee steaks for every man, woman and child in the area, will be parked at the owner for everyone to partake of the goodies. a . side-by-sid- THE CITIZEN - 3 Friday Date Mr. and Mrs. Earl Anderson announce the forcoming marriage of their daughter, Sharlene, to Steven Murri, son of Mr. and Mrs. IrvonD. Murri, North Logan. The wedding will take place Friday. A reception will be held that evening from7:30 to 9:30 at the home of the brides parents, ISO East 8th North. All friends and relatives are invited to attend. No formal invitations are being sent. . April Fool1 Yours truly has heard several startling statements made during the last tew days. 197S PairCircles uosuuDpv auefuap Ag ' The APRIL 1, For everyone who places their false teeth under their pillow at night will find a pot of gold teeth in the morning. And last but not least is a sad court case. The case revolves around a man who was seriously injured in a construction accident. He lost a leg in the mishap but they rushed him to the hospital in hopes that the physician would be able to save the other injured leg. Instead, the other leg was removed. Upon recovering, the man sued the doctor. After hearing the case, the judge threw it out of court, because the man didn't have a leg to stand on. FOOTNOTE: I do hope everyone Sharlene and Steven are both 1972 graduates of Sky View High School. Both have attended Utah State University. Sharlene is presently employed at Integrated Systems Engineering. Steve is employed at Glen Hancey Plumbing and Heating. parties were Pre-weddi- given by Sharon Roberts, Karen Janes, Sharlene Larsen, Lila Jones, MaRee Wight and Earlene Blazer. con- tinued reading this waste of time, because I want to make everything clear fay saying, April Fools! LONETTA LOVEDAY AND SCOTT W. BENSON Reception Set Couple To To Honor Pair Recite Vows Mr. and Mrs. David L. Phillips, Smithfield, announce the forthcoming marriage of their daughter, Jane, to Randy Kent, son of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Kent, Cornish. They will be married Thursday at the hone of the brides parents. A reception will be held that evening from 7:30 to 9:30 at the Smithfield ( First-Secon- Ward cultural hall. K d 175 South 1st West All friends and relatives are invited to attend. - Jane is a graduate of Sky View High School and four year Seminary. She is presently employed at Pepper-idg-e Farm. . Randy is a graduate of Sky View High School and three year Seminary. He is employed with Kent Masonry. After a short honeymoon, the couple will make their home in Logan.. ... .. ... ip Mr. and Mrs. Lonnie Love-daed at Pepperidge Farm, Inc. Scott is also a 1974 graduSmithfield, are pleased to announce the engagement ate of Sky View High School and forthcoming marriage of ' and four year Seminary. He their daughter, Lonetta, to ' attended Utah State UniverScott W. Benson, son of Milo sity and is now employed at Benson, Missoula, Mont., Malcolm Stokes Plumbing. and Mrs. Elaine Perry, LoThey will be married Frigan. N day in the Logan LDp Tem' Lonetta is a 1974 graduate ple. An open house will be of Sky View High School and held that evening at the four year Seminary. She Smithfield Stake Cotter, 660 attended Utah State UniverEast 120 South, from. 7:30 sity and is presently employ- - until 9:30. All friends and relatives are invited to attend. No Urinal 'invitations are being sent After a short honeymoon die couple will make their home in Newton. STEVEN MURRI AND MARLENE ANDERSON i Quotes in the streets of our great cities, but the atavistic urge toward danger persists and its satisfaction is called ad- If one is thoughtful and careful, it si rattier more difficult to be killed or maimed in the outland (daces of the globe than it is Legion venture. -S- teinbeck Holds Birthday MR. AND MRS. DAN B. GITTENS CUSTOM LONG MILER gives a full polyester cord for strength, long wear. Deep tread provides long mileage and skid resistance. Fete 4-p- ly The Smithfield American Legion and Auxiliary, Earl S. Harper Post no. 58 met at the Legion Home for their 57th birthday party, Saturday. The birthday was March 17. ' Willard Pitcher and family of Trenton gave a musical Marriage Announced program. Commander Reed Toolson served as master of Dan B. Gittins and Deborah Sue LaBonde were united in marriage Friday March 26th at the Logan L.D.S. , Temple. Dan's parents are Mr. and Mrs. Ben L. Gittins of Smith-fielUtah. Debtee is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ernest LaBonde of Glenview, Illinois. Dan graduated from Sky View High School and Seminary and attended U.S.U. for three years. He served a two and one-hayear Spanish speaking mission in Texas, lf Colorado and New Mexico. Debbie graduated from Main High School in Park Ridge, niinois, and received her BJS. degree in education from Miami University in Hie flag was posted ahead. A roast beef dinner was served to about 60 legionaries and auxiliary members. Ruby Pond and Pat Gyll-ensk- Oxford, Ohio. , Both ployed cere- monies. of decorated the tables in the bicentennial theme. are presently emat Schreiber Cheese Co. Dan and Debbie would be pleased to meet all friends and relatives at an open house Friday, April 2 at the Lions Lodge, 102 North 380 E. Smithfield, from 7 to 9 p.m. No formal invitations have been sent . The Legion presented a reclining chair to Artell The auxiliary has a trousseau project under way with Sherril Toolson and Donna Rich as chairmen. JANE PHILLIPS AND RANDY KENT x, , Lions To SponsorWhite Cano Sale Each year the 145 Lions Clubs in Utah sponsor a WHITE CANE SALE for the i purpose of raising money to help pay for sight conversation projects and work for the blind. These projects are for the benefit of the blind and visually handicapped: persons who live in our state. Every cent of the money raised by the WHITE CANE SALE IS SPENT IN Utah, except for possibly the purchase of equipment that is not available in this state. Governor Calvin Hampton 1976 has declared April as UTAH LIONS WHITE CANE DAYS for the purpose of conducting this campaign. The Lions Clubs perform many servicea for their com 0, munities. The most worthy of mention being the Lions State-wid- e services to the blind and their work in sight conversation. It is only right that the communities as a whole should help support these endeavors. The Lions themselves spend many hours in perfuming the necessary work and in raising the money to cover the cost of these activities. They are as follows: 1. Assist at Glaucoma and Sugar Diabetes Clinics, The Lions finance the clinics, publicise them and furnish the manpower required to set up the facility used. 2. Lions Clubs gather sands of used eye glasses I studs are to be off by April 15 Remember, y. each year to he sent to processing locations where the lenses and frames are classified and catalogued to be sent to countries where glasses are made for under priviledges people. 3. Any person needing a seeing eye dog can obtain the necessary transportation to the seeing eye dog school from the Utah Lions. 4. Individuals unable to purchase eye glasses for themselves and who do not qualify, under existing government programs, will have examinations and ses arranged for them Lions Club. 5. Lions Clubs hold broom sales to help sell the products of the broom factory at the murray B. Allen A Lawn Modle shown is: 3 hp 19 cut recoil starter Stratton engine Briggs & Mowers Blind CenCity. This 10. Establishing the Chair of Ophthalmology at the U of U Medical Center is the helps provide work for additional blind people at the result of efforts and donabroom factory. tions of the Utah Lions. 11. The Eye Bank estab6. Clubs are sponsoring lished at the U of U Medical bowling, skiing, parties, Center, with the help of Utah summer outings and other Lions Funds and continuing activities for the Mine financial support, which 7. Lions funds have been .comes from the Utah lions used to purchase special Charity Foundation, is equipment for the State Libanother example of ways the Lions of Utah spend the rary for the Blind. 8. Blind individuals have money they individually conbeen honored by clubs for tribute and raise by selling outstanding work. WHITE CANES. And many 9. The Murray B. Alien other things too numerous to Blind Center is a result of get on a small piece of paper. work,' by the Utah Lions, Support Utah Lions eye with the legislature to bring Bank by wearing a WHITE about its creation and fundCANE. Over 80 eye transing. plants in 1975. ter in Salt Lake Lawn & Garden Specials SEASON stateSUPPLMpreston, i i A imho |