Show THE COUNTRY COLUMNIST B By 0 O. O W. W Nielson 4 A Any way you look at it you will have to admit that the Golden Rule the is greatest greatest great great- greatest est instrument for peace that has ever been given to this world Why wont won't people learn to use it A fellow who has been climbing hills wants to know if we think Heaven is a mighty cold place He argues this way The higher you climb them there hills the closer you get to heaven Well we couldn't say for sure never nevet having been there but we imagine that it might be a little chilly for some of the folks that get turned down Here is one from a youngster youngster young young- ster who wants to get in politics Should I be it a ra radical radical radical ra- ra liberal or or-a or a solid conservative conservative conservative con con- And what is the difference Why be either either- one either one A ra radical radical radical ra- ra liberal is a fellow who picks his apples before they are ripe and a solid conservative conservative conservative conserva conserva- tive is one who waits until the apples are re too ripe Why not be a fellow fe low who picks his apples when they are just right How to keep warm and comfortable in zero weather A fellow was was telling us that someone had invented a pill that would put you to sleep during the winter months like Jike the ground hog or bear But gosh if iC all the people go goto goto to tc sleep who will the politicians politicians politicians have to argue with No it wont won't work that way We got to keep awake a and n d keep as warm as we can maybe wear two vests and ear car muffs keep plenty of fuel on hand and dont don't be afraid to use it If your fire freezes up you would v better be careful Dont Don't try to m move ve it until the flame looks like red ice then take the fire out and put it into a pan put this pan into a larger pan half full of warm water Keep It there until thawed out then put the fire back into the stove The There r e are a few other things you can do but that will come later Keep a stiff upper lip and try to smile In a few months everything will be all right again P P. PS S S. S We will bet an acre of mules that hat anyone cant can't invent anything that will put some of our politicians to sleep seep |