Show H H THE COUNTRY COLUMNIST By O. O W. W NIELSEN O H HH H If a fourteen or fifteen fifteen- year-old year youngster could see through the eyes of a thirty- thirty year-old year hoW y different life would be Thanks a million Melba for the wonderful dinner you sent over to our house Its It's about time now to start to get ready for next winter Will someone tell teIl us what kind of a winter is coming up A young fellow of about 21 tells us that he wants to make politics a life career and asks for some advice on pp how to togo togo togo go about it Well first off I would say search your mind to see if you have a conscience e. e If you you have best leave politics a- a lone Most politicians that we hear a about dont don't appear to have a conscience Most big politicians t that at J is we dont don't mean our our- home ome people who go in for city positions or state or county We mean those people who seem to hang on at t the e top at fit state capitols and government cap- cap And we dont don't mean the Civil Ci Civil Civil Ci- Ci vil Service boys and girls They have ave to work too hard to even think of politics So now that we have that cleared up we assume that you know what you want Always salute and make e a fuss when the flag appears especially if someone can see you Shake hands with everybody everybody everybody ev ev- w whether they like it or not Kiss all the babies you can Best leave the ones over six years alone you are apt to get slapped lapped if you try to too kiss the ones over six lx If you live in hi in- in ina a a farming district shout loud and long about how you will promise to lift them out of slavery Tell Tel them how you love them If you live in a district where labor is the main vo vocation vocation vocation vo- vo cation shout about the poor troden down-troden common man He is probably making more money per month than you will ever make And one thing more never let your left hand know in whose pocket your right hand is |