Show THE COUNTRY COLUMNIST By O. O W. W Nielson m Christmas has now come and gone You can pay later comes next Just one resolution for the New Year to try and be a better American Just in case you want to buy a little drink for the post holidays week end its it's best to buy eight drinks in instead instead instead in- in stead of one or two Anyway that is what a member of the Utah Liquor Commission said over the radio the other ev ev- ev ening According to a fellow who knows there are eight drinks of liquor in a pint bottle So buy a bottle you c cant can't nt buy a couple of drinks anyway We mention this just in case you want to celebrate Do you believe everything you read in the papers A Alot Alot Alot lot of people sure do And therein lies a lot of trouble and doubt We will bet an acre of mules that if you train yourself to think about it for some time you will decide de decide decide de- de cide that most of all alt this written bunk is just someone's someone's someone's some some- ones one's opinion We cant can't figure out what we or Mont Daniels has done tc incur the displeasure of the street and sidewalk de de- de After the last big snow storm the sidewalk snow plow failed to go past our place and that of Mont Daniels We cant can't think of anything we have done that thatis is bad We will have to con contact con tact Mont and ask him if he has sassed anyone I You say you dont don't like dictators dic- dic dictators dictators dic dic- but of course you do When By obeying someone's direction Who tells you to wipe your feet Who tells you how much you pay for a loaf of bread Who tells you how Tiow much he will give you for your turkeys turkeys turkeys tur tur- keys Your beef Y Your You o u r lambs And who tells you you what to pay for everything you buy Of or course we believe in dictators Its It's the way we wedo wedo wedo do things here in this coun coun- try But then again there are some kinds of dic- dic dic dic- |