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Show I THE CITIZEN picture. Iu addition to this feature is being screened Larry Semons latest comedy success, The Head Waiter. Special music for both pictures has been arranged by Henry E. Pyle, IVAIJDErV.IL I Bill now playing VICTORIOUS BARBARISM f MOUNTAIN Spectacular drama of the north THUNDER (Continued from Page 7.) proletarian revolutions within ranks of its present enemies. west - : What part the United States is to play in this struggle opens a wide field MABEL HARPER A COMPANY A comedy the skit LOHSE A STERLING Delightful delineators of the dance PANTAGESCOPE Second installment of William J. Flynn detective stories. for speculation. The temper of our people at this time is to avoid war and allow Europe to work out its future as best it may. If our country were now a member of the League of Nations there is little doubt that we would be called upon to accept the Bolshevik challenge and, in alliance with Great Britain and France, attempt the conquest of Russia. The arbitrament of war is always unsatisfactory because it so seldom settles anything. It creates new of nations and these result in new wars. We were told when we went to war with Germany that we would save civilization and make the world safe for democracy, but not two years have passed since the armistice and civilization is imperiled again. Apparently not all the kings horses and all the kings men can put Hump-t- y Dumpty up again. The allies may well ask themselves whether it is not better to avoid war if possible. Of course France will not permit the Bolshevists and Germans to cross the Rhine unless and this is not an impossible contingency France herself turns Bolshevist and all Europe follows. A LIBEL. They say the Browns are not living happily together." She dresses in the most outlandish fashion. I don think sheU ever marry him now that hes lost all his money. No servant will stay long in a house like hers. How he manages to dress up his wife in that way is more than I can understand. His new car is just a second-han-d affair made over. Her dressmaker can furnish her with everything but the natural grace. She has every cause in the world to divorce him. Much of the stuff in their house is just so much shoddy. Yet they call women gossips and tale bearers when two men on a summer resort piazza keep chattering to each other like that!. Selected first run pictures ONLV NOW PLAYING Six reels of human revelation In this Universal feature, SHIPWRECKED AMONG. CANNIBALS 1 STARTLING STATE-MENT- S. nts WINCHELL A GREENE Song and dance artists THE RIDING LLOYDS Three shows daily : 2:45, 7:30, 9:15. Prices: Nights, lower floor, 40c; balcony, 30c; boxes, 50c. Matinees, adults, entire house, 25c; children under 15, 15 cents. r. 3 Optimism bids us hope that Bolshevism, like German junkerism, is opposed to the genius of the human race and that it will collapse. It is based on two ideas communism and internationalism, neither of which has approved itself to the common sense of mankind. If we have faith that ideas rule the world we shall have faith Bolshevism, despite its military successes! will prove inoperative and, after attaining a maximum intensity, will lose its momentum and sink into a state of inertia. Jane lived in a hotel in Fla In June when the weather was ta. Which was lucky, you see, For she mislaid her key And had to sleep out in the ca Said a in Me. Prohibition laws give me a pe. When the state was bone dry, I could drink on the sly; Whereas now I am thirsty in 've. well-to-do-farm- er HINTS FOR MOTORISTS. The time to buy a used car is just before you move, so people in the new neighborhood will think you were the one who used it. USEFUL. ; . i Teacher: Hawkins, what is a r f syno- nym? Hawkins: Please, sir, its a word you use in place of another when you cannot spell the other one. A cannibal belle in ADDED ATTRACTIONS Larry Semon In his latest comed THE HEAD WAITER. International News; Alpine climbing at Mt. Tlmpanogos. Henry E. Pyle, organist Coming LA LA LUCILLE A comedy De Luxe in 5 reels She has a passing tender smile, A passing thrilling sigh, A passing, sparkling eye, A passing will for sassing, But shes been so passing, passing, That alas, shes now passe. HINT TO SPEEDERS. her party dresf PROBABLY. ijiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiimiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiK (First Constable: Did ye git that fellers number? Second Constable: No, he was too fast fer me. Tliet was a gal in the back seat, perty wasnt it? First Constable: She shure was! Bix: Who was it said that the expected always happens? Mother was very keen on correct deportment, and never lost a chance of instilling it into Mabell. Theres one important- thing, my You must never dear, she said. point at anything. But, mamma, objected the girl, supose I am slioping, and dont know the name of a thing? Then let the assistant show you everything in stock until he comes to the article you desire. Visit Our Shop Hence, the remainder of this month, we will do Mens Half Soles and Heel $1.85 and Ladies for $1.35 ITS NEW All Rubber Heels, 50c. All work absolutely guar- - gol-derne- d Optometrist Formerly with Columbian Optical Co. for past twenty-thre- e years. Now located ; ; at 708 Clift Building. Phone Wasatch 5676. pert-looki- n I Dix: dont know. un- VT TELL, since everything VV is a little dull around this neck of the woods we Wasnt it somebody connected with the weather bureau? have decided to start some- - thing. - 'I &DWING Member &FRE0R. 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