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Show the morning examinee, ogden, utau. BOUGHT EASY DOOR FASTENERS. Kliii mt Leek the Caper! ! ItrL Bernier Owl J Owe 14 only one lock In the worll can't open if you'll give me a There1 that 1 and as for ordinary 3or aud drawer locks. I'll oien them a easily a if there waa no lock there Auy expert burglar caa do the same.' The furegoiug statement was made of Kan' by an eiericncod few miuute years ago, June Sth, 1893, I became the manager of the 31. P. JL, and began collecting bad debit. I have learned how to collect $200.ono in a year; that bright red streak of Hnn-et-y exist la everybody. I am still learning. Turn la your claim and 1 sill col- lect some money for you. City. know Low insecure Few their homes are.1' lie continued. "Few person realise tlmt the average lock woriliiew for keeping out burglar. The ordinary i door good for nothing hut casual busiuea or social call' er that they must ring to lie admitted. None of these ordinary "door fasten-era,and that's the but you can call them, will defer a burglar two whole minute. If there's uo key In the lock, he Mum (its one to It. If there la a key lu the lock, he Inserts a pair of pinch era aud in ten seconds luia it opened. I'ndcrKtand me. 1 am shaking of the exie ricnml burglar. The clumsy burglar Is the one bo gets in trouble. He'll fumble arouud with a lock uutil somebody hears him. There is only lock made. That's the one six pin lock used by the government. It will defy any exiiert. There are aix little steel pins in tiie lock, which hare to lie raised Just a certain distance to oiien It. Roma of the plus are of an inch long and soma of them a half Inch. If one of the plua lacks even a hairbreadth of being raised the proiier distance, the lock will not open. It baffles all tha ex i alNHiluiely au exiierieut-eI.M-- Scientific Colectors of Honest Debts Commercial National Bank Building. Salt Laks City. 77, 71, 13, M, 97, 98; 19 and 100 Commsncial National Bank Building, Salt Lake City. Francle G-- Luke, General Mgr. "Some People Don't Like Un" unpii-kblil- Doctor Specialist .ken others fall. Madam methods Free n for any Chronic Diooaoo of any namo er nature. Every case guaranteed. Cures Partial List of Diseases Cured pert. a Ringing in the Earn, Nos. Eye or Kpr. All DUeaaee of the Lunge, Bronchial Tubes and Bladder. and Cheat. Disease of th 8tomech, Liver, Kidney Heart Ibaeane, Khaumaiiun, Asthma. Nervous Trochlea, Bt. Vitu g Dance, Plies, Fistula and all Rectal Trouble. Tape Worm, Blood from any cause. Diseases peculiar to Women. ANY PRIVATE DISEASE OF MEN quickly cured to stay cured. ReaMtiber the examination and advice is FREE. Come at once. Tomorrow; may be too laie. Cali or writ. Catarrh, Thia locksmith is to expert be caa Head, Throat, oien the majority of safes ly puttiug bis ear to the combination and listening to how the tumblers dirk into place as lie turn it T intended at one time to be a burglar," tbla loksroith declares. "I had It all planned out even had a set of burglar's tools mads. Then I decided that honesty waa the best policy, and I stuck to my trad."-Kans- aa City Star. Pols-onln- DR. ESTES SPECIALIST Ofllne houn, 10 a. at. to d p. m. 1469 Washington Are. (Boyle Blorik), Ogden, Utah. Entranoe Room 19. Remember the number. JESSE J. DRIVER DRUGGIST This is the Place to Buy Your Drugs, Guaranteed and Strictly Pure First-Cla- ss s Prescriptions Carefully Compounded 2273 WASHINGTON AVE. e one-fourt- h eonuu-io- of tha It. sa Merchants Protective Association A at THE SHREW MOUSE. Baser Baperallllows A best Harmless Little Aslatal. The shrew, or shrew mouse, aa it ia commonly called, la found la nearly all parta of the world. It Is distinguished by an elongated, pointed mnsale, small eyes, plantigrade, six toed feet and glamls that secrete musky fluid. Al together it closely resembles a mouse, but it is really not related to the moue family. When at boms it la either under n pile of rubbish or In a hole which It has burrowed In tbe earth. It Is nocturnal In Its habits, but perfectly harmless, yet at one time It waa much disliked aud persecuted becanse'lt was thought to Iw a dangerous, mischievous animal. Among tlia Itailana the notion was prevalent that the bite of a threw waa extremely poisonous. Tfao French and the English believed that If a threw ran over an animal'a foot the animal felt great pain and eventually became paralysed; hence If a bone, a row or a goat became a little stiff In Ita limb tiie foolish people at once declared It "alirew struck," and the poor shrews bad to suffer In consequence. Of cotiraq the "shrew struck" animal had to have something to rare It. so sn ash tree was selected, and a deep hole waa Ixired Into its trank. Then a shrew was captured, put alive Into tha bole, the hole was securely plugged, and tiie innocent little animal waa left to die of starvation. The Ignorant believed that after such an act the ash tree bad power to euro shrew truck" animals, and whenever an animal became inactive or a little numb in Ita limits Its owner hurried to tiie "shrew sib. rat a switch from It and switched tiie "shrew atrack" beast Tiie smarting caused by tha switching naturally made tbe helpless animal move about aa much aa it posalbly could, aud lu a short time It was pronounced cured. Boom . ' Your Expectations Will Be Realized IP YOU BUY A. RACYCLE BICYCLE Also we wsnt your KODAK bualnpgg. Full line of EASTMAN & PREMO KODAKS and all supplip for tbe amateur. Spring is here and you will waul your bicycle pot in order. Our repair department haa been enlarged and prices are right A Gallaat Hlikwirois. recently held up s gasoline ruunlsmt on the outskirts of Koine. Tbe highwayman stopped the runabout with a shot In tha nlr, Then he ran forth from the tomb that had concealed him the holdup happened on the Applan Way and found to hia surprise only a woman in the little car. "Where, madam, la your husband? lie demanded sternly and auspiciously. "He's under the seat," site answered, A highwayman flushing. T. S. HUTCHISON SOfi TWENTY-FIFT- STREET. said the highwayman, "I It's had enough to have a husband like that without being robbed into the bargain." "Then," will take nothing. WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULT 8. WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS. The War Jar preaa C BIG Monday, SAFES. aa Bm- - II Vkaa gut sad Farlaas Battla ta Terns. tbs Death. In tbe express I once had a spider pet of a kind tbe la Kew A philanthropic society lark Sarletr. of New York recently arranged s' benefit performance In one of the theaters. A largo number of prominent women were to act aa patronesses. When th time came to hare the announcement card engraved tho president of the society was in a quandary. In what order abnnld he arrange the names? He had never'given tiie matter of social preceRe referred hia dence, a thought troubles to one of tho women, and she said decisively: They moat be arranged alphabetically or you will ho In hot water at once." IBut some of three ladies art wives of scientific men who. are world renowned and some are almply rich. Fom are wives of army and navy 'officers." Tt makes n HHtl Goald Hraaarht aupaar against the Uulted States .for the Erie bushiest. All the eumpauies at that time were lu an agreement to maintain rates. " 'All right.' said Gould at the conclusion of tiie interview, you'ce uo objection, I guess, to my going into the exfor myself. It looks press buxine better than rullnaidlgg. "The express people replied that Gould could organise ail the companies he wanted to. They thought it was all bluff, but tliiugs that came to their attention aoou weakened their faith in this idea, Gonld was going round among hi associates talking np an express company scheme, official of other road were tuld that a new company would he In tiie Beid to bid for their business, and the papers began to talk about the new Gould express company. "Tha express official, however, saw noue of Gouid'a money going into the enterprise aud stood pat. Presently It waa reported that he had bought twenty-four big express safes. Was this talk or waa It Ituslncss? the express men asked themselves. They aet to work Investigating, and they discovered that the report wa true. Gould had actually bought and paid for tho safes safes cost money In those days, too nd he was negotiating for all tbe other equipment required. convinced of "Now, thoroughly Gould's sincerity, the express company came to terms. Gould got the best rou-trafrom railroad standpoint that had been known up to that time. The clause in the contract that the United Btatea Express qpmpany considered most valuable to Itself vyaa one stipulating the abandoument of Gouid'a express plans. Tt was all a bluff on GouM'i part except buying tbe safe. For that matter the purchase was, of course, part of tho bluff, but Gould had actually , bought and paid for them uncondltion- ally. Nevertheless he lost nothing on the deal, for as soon friendly relations were established with the express officials he persuaded them they could two the aafea In their business pud sold them at a little better than cost" Washington Post York society r A SPIDER FIGHT. Recalling early dnys business, an officer of one of tbe larges! companies told this siorv of Jay Gould; -Gould aud Fit-- tlieu had hold o. the Erie." he said, and the Unitei had all the State Kxire express business on the road. The cou tract was about to enure, and Goukl wanted an arraugemetit more profitable to the Erie. " The Erie' doiug all the work and you're making all tiie money,' Gould aid to the express people. You ought to do some of the work and give the railroad a chance at the money.' "Tiie express cumpauy officials demurred. Their profit, they insisted, waa no more than they were entitled to. aiul They refused to shade tiie contract a ieuuy. Gould Insisted on a decrease, but they remained ohdurate and eveutually let tiie Erie presideut understand what he very well knew that no other company would compete Proroiene jrxE difference. In New the order of precedence la alphabetical, and there is no other rule." New York Bun. Geaeraaa ! (I Clitrk, Lady Dorothy Nevlll In her remlnls-eence- a tells this story of George Payne, who dropped hia worldly means in the quicksands of the tnrf, but waa always unruffled and pleasant In conversation: "'Are yen not coming to church, Mr. Payne?1 waa on ona occasion tha stem Interrogation of hia hostess, a very great lady, who descended upon him In nil the severity of her Babbath panoply. No, duchess, I am not,' he replied, making swiftly for tha door; hut pausing as by n polite afterthought previous to his exit he exclaimed, with magnificent sis, not that I see any barm In suits are taking the place That our kiud is given us each day from of the the number of suit we sell. Although a number of the pattern) hare been cloned, we cau still show you as large an assortment aa any New York tuilor. MADE-TO-ORDE- READY-TO-WEA- dmumtTailoringGo. H. J. Tollesv Mgr. 345 Street Twenty-fourt- h Your Expectations Will Be Realized . i IF YOU BUY A. RACYCLE BICYCLE MAKING. Tha Hladooa Probable LeavaeA tho Art Frew IkrCklam. The Chinese, who invented almost everything before anybody else heard of It; claim to be the original discoverer of the process of sugar making, and It la said that sugar was used In Chink' aa long ago aa 3,000 year. This la misty, but tba fact is well eetablieh-- ' ed that It was manufactured in China under the Tain dynasty 200 years at least before th Christian er began. India lias put forward a claim for priority of Invention, but the probability la that tho Hlndooa learned the art of sugar making from tlio Chinese and that through them the knowledge finally spread to the western nations. when sent by Alexander on an exploring voyage on tlw Indus, brought hack reporta of "honey" which waa made by tbe Asiatic from cane without tho help of bees. At this time neither tbe Greeks nor tho Jew nor tbe Babylonians had any knowledge of sugar, but later the art of making tba artificial "honey" became known and practiced, though Ita progress and development were exceedingly alow. It waa prescribed aa a medicine by Galen In A. D. 150, anil up to tbe seventeenth century It had become nothing more than a costly luxury, to be used only on special occasions. Even as late aa the beginning of tbe eighteenth century the annual consumption of sugar lu Great Britain had reached only 20,000.000 pounds, whereas It is now mors than 2,000,000,-00- 0 pounds. Refined sugar waa not mado In England till 1059. The art of refining waa learned by a Venetian merchant from the Saracens, who sold th secret to him tor 100,000 crowns. s, A C'fcareh R Absolutely Guaranteed Tiger was th victor, hut even while, with brutal wrath, all mangled as he waa, he bit and spurned hia dead and limbless foe be waa seised with symptoms I took to be paralytic, and In a minute or two I helped him to hia death. And this fearless gladiator waa afraid of, I remember, and never would tackle a big bluebottle fly. What la courage ? Dundee Advertiser. SUGAR R Style and WorKmanshlp Fits pale. Wllkail Se wires. There Is In London, within a few yards of the beautiful marble arch In Uyda park, a church In which no services are ever held. This Church of th Ascension, as It is cfllled, was built by Mrs. Russell Gurney aa a memorial to her husband, and she expressly stated that the edifice was to be naed for prayer, rest snd meditation solely. A handsome bnlidlng it Is. with Its tessellated floors and Ita numerous fine paint lugs. Over tba door is posted this notice, explaining the true object of tho church: Tissenger through tbe busy streets of London, enter tbla sanctuary for rest and silence and prayer. Let the pictured walla within apeak ot the past yet ever continuing ways of God with man." empha- Three labor representatives were elected to the first Transvaal Parliament. It WANT WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS. Absolute Proof hooks enabled me to identify. He wae a flue big teliosr. I caught h'm in tbe garden, carried him home, and fur nearly two months ho aud I took a close interest lu each other, he for the flies 1 introduced to him aud 1 for tbe amuaeiueut he introduced to me. I kept him in a milliner's box, iet:lng him out wlitn I visited him. eepecial-ldelighting myself with allowing him to drop from ouo band by hia flue spun thread aud then either catching him in the other or gently comiwlliug him to climb back again by apparently eating hia own ladder. One day I captured auotber spider of tho asme species. J kept him for a few days In a separate box. and then, with the kindly idea ot companionship, I Introduced him to Tiger. I have seen dogs fight; I have seen chanticleer fight und slay hia man; I have seen rams fight till with his ahull crushed lu, oue lay dead at the foot of the other; 1 have seen men' fight; but the fullest sense I ever realised of mad, murderous passion let ungovernably loose, eeutered in oue destroying aim aud summoning every physical energy to Ita devilish service. 1 realised when those two spider rushed to mortal combat. I stood la boyish term as their tangled legs dropped off, toru by mutual rage; and aa with vicious dexterity they struck each other with their poisoned fangs, using for their own destruction tho weapons and appliances with which nature has provided them for the capture and slaughter of their prey, I visibly turned Also we want your KODAK business. Full line of EASTMAN & PREMO K0DAK8 and all supplies for the amateur. Bpring is here and you will want your bicycle put in order. Our repair department bas been enlarged and prices are right T. S. HUTCHISON 806 STREET. TWENTY-FIFT- H HERE TO STAY This ia n broach of the largest and b eat Dental Company tn tha State, FIVE YEARS untarnished reputation haa made u the moat popular Den-ce- a tal Company In th Woat sad our prl are within reach of every one. Take Advantage of Our Opening Prices Set of Tooth (boat rod robber).. $7.09 Porcelain Crowns........ to A good Set for Gold Crown, 23k $3. 60 S.09 Gold Fillings 1.06 $1.00 and cp 1 3.10 to 6.06 Silver and 71 Amalgam Filling LI to 1.06 Cement Fillings , Bridge Work, beat J Tooth extracted positively without 12 Years Protected Guarantee. . min by our scientific method (no suf-oc- a ting gas or torturing noodles.) LADY ATTENDANT. INDl PHONE, Fro wit plates. Honest work. Fair dealings make our success coattail- -- XII. I ' inixou T UTAH DENTAL CO. ZIMMERMAN, Cyan Daily till 6:30, Sundays 10 to fun PfClAivTY Mgr. AVENUE. C467 WASHINGTON TEETH 2. OFFICES alt Lake, Lagan, Prove end Park City OGDEN CITY, UTAH. TO OUR CUSTOMERS: For business convenience the Utah Light ft Railway Company bna found it necessary to adopt tha following plan for meter readings, effective June 1, 1907. AU avenues running north and south except those In the Commercial District (which are Wall Arenue from Twenty-thir- d Street to Twenty-sixt- h Street, Lincoln Arenue from Twenty-fourt- h Street to Twenty-fiftStreet, Grant Avenuo from Twenty-fourt- h Street to Twenty-fiftStreet, and Washington Arenue from Twenty-secon- d Street to Twenty-sixtStreet) and all streets running east and west, north of Nineteenth Street, will be road on or before the ISth of each month. Bills for these readings will be mailed on the 16th and discount of 10 per cent wiN be allowed up to and including tbe 22nd. The Commercial District, referred to above. Including Twenty-fourt- h Street and Twenty-fiftStreet from Wail A venue to Adama Avenue, and all the 6treels running eat and west, south of Nineteenth Street, will be read on or before the last day of each month. BUIa for these readings will be mailed on the last day of the month, and discount of 10 per cent will be allowed up to and Including the 7th of the succeeding month. This applies to all metered electric lighting and gaa accounts. Bills tor current sold for power purposes will be rendered at the end of the month as heretofore. DISCOUNT WILL BE ALLOWED, ONLY, ON BILLS PAID AT THE OFFICE OF THE COMPANY WITHIN SEVEN DAYS FROM THEIR DATE. h h h h - ADS YIELD BIG RESULTS. UTAH LIGHT ft RAILWAY COMPANY. WANT ADS BRING BIG RESULTS. SIMMONS OPPORTUNITY ts at the ?: head or the of one of New made by a new "process shirts thst Insured cheapness along with biggest manufacturing good style and quality. The regular firms, and as promoter of origi- price which was amaxingly cheap nal methods in selling goods he is re- for the quality was $1 each; but as garded as i marvel. Simmons la the firm was anxious to get its goods round end fat nnd hut directly Into th hand of customers and not given to re- they were willing to accept an introductory prlre of 66 cents. For each senting imaginary insults. the College agent would When Simmons was in college hi shirta sold rommlssion of 16 cents. Simrhunis enjoyed nothing better than get a moment, then raid S Aklng him the butt of numerous mons thought would take the agenry for the Jokes. He was ao good natured and he The salesman wrung hi hand even tempered that none of theta college. gratitude, sad hurried away to ever suaperisd he bad periods of In catch a train, assuring him samples bison despair. Few were aware that would arrive at once. F'uuions was working his way samples" Simmons understood By through college and was having a thst there would be possibly a dozen hard time making both ends shirts of different designs on which Tkare turned up In the little ha would take orders. He. therefore, town one day a was somewhat tafcen aback after sevcollege stranger, who button-hole- d eral days when he received a notice etudent after student and confided from the railroad raying that aix to each that he waa a district sales- rases of dry goods were at the station man for a new shirt manufacturing consigned to hia address. Simmons roncern thst waa anxious to get its bad them hauled up to his room In line directly on the market, and one of the dormitories, where wanted to put It In the hands of a filled all the extra space he had they and bright young college student who choked up the corridor out wide. Simto his Introduce It would fellows. Du l mons began to unpack and lay out hia those who listened only laughed samples. Friends called to see what they peddle shirts with the "old it waa all aliout, and remained to man" at home to send in the monthly laugh loud and long as they found check? NU on your mileage hook! bins in qll colors of Ihe rainbow Bat at last tha salesman struck plied up to the ceiling on Simmons' Flmmoai, who listened attentively. bed and choking up the windows. Tho Salesman pointed out that his to aeli shirts oh, what a SIMMONE roly-pol- good-natur- y, ed n'L well-d-ess- ed 8o they were. The demand for joke! While Simmons slept fitfully that Simmons shirts as souvenirs was a night between awful nightmares of fad In the morning- - by noon It had being swamped beneath avalanches of sliding shirts, he heard sounds of subdued laughter about the rumpus. Parties of students ran up and down starways and yelled to each other from buildings. He wondered rather sleepily what they were doing. When he arose the nest morning and looked out of a window ho saw a huge red banner strung on a wire reaching from a neighboring tree to a hook beneath hia window alii. Tainted on the banner In giant white letter was the following legend: SIMMONS SELLS SHIRT8 LONG TAILS 66C Simmons looked around the camhe could see, every pus. As far college building was plastered with signs In white, red and green paint aa follows: Goof Morning, Have You Seen Simmons' Shirts?" "Simmons' Shirts Special 65c." "Wear a Simmons Shirt and Ixsok Distinguished." SIminon was gaxlng at the staring sign with a sickly smile when there was a commotion on the stairs below, nd in burst down r I as mates. "Hello, Simmy!" they shouted. "Don't look so foolish, old man. Why you're famous! See here, now. Just wrap up a dozen apiece for ue! Be quick everybody's coming." more. While the fad lasted Simmons sold enough shirts to enable him to finish hia year In college. But he wasn't content to let his sales stop there. Tho Instinct of salesmanship had developed In him, nnd he waa athirst for gain. Simmon was good natured and easy going, but he was no fool, and he was quick to see the advantage that the prank of hia college mates had given him. By the time he had earned fcla diploma, the business Instinct .had been born within him, and he had decided on his career. Alfcr now to the advantages of publicity and skillful advertising, be had the story of Simmons' ehlrts gent Into the state papers by their college correspondents nd "old grads began to send in mall orders for "Simmons' Shlrta souvenirs. He kept his goods In the public eye and his sales held out steadily. In his graduation he was offered a Job by the firm, which had prospered. He became a traveling salesman. He had confidence In himself he had learned now to deal with men and It did not take long to EVERYBODY TALKED ABOUT make good." SIMMONS SHIRTS. Simmon now to n member of the firm and a man pf Influence la the become s erase; by nightfall It was commercial world. Old college chums s fever. At midnight Simmons was turn up In New York once In awhile all sold out and had telegraphed tot and Slmuuna sujuya ukfag thou out with him to laugh over a good n itorr "Simmon' Limber Week in Foci. For limber at-- k a teMpuosful sugar, dissolved in a Mamma When that naughty boy rater, e lot of wblca Is squirted do threw atonea at yon, why didnt you tbo throat of tbe afflicted fowl, come nnd tell me instead of says the Americi throwing recommended, them back at him? Poultry Journal. Little Willie What good would it do to tell you? You couldn't Mt Customer Why don't yuu drlva the side of a house. your eat off tha waiter? Waiter well, ytm tee. elr, it rtedred Biscuits and Cheese. . rabbit today, sad the guv,-no- r, he soys the ratios. era likt te The Preacher What's thle dlv liavc ths cat Jn hevidanoe on these Ing on Sunday? I shall tell ywjr days.' father at once! The Urchin Tea, sir. uncle said this say, auntie, Th Preacher Where shall I find morning that ihr.ro waui't anoliwr him ? The Urchin Over there by the woman like you in. the wurM. "Ah, the dear fellow! Did he really fence, dlggin some more bait Freddy? "Yea, and he alj It wu a Jolly " Expert Testimony. too." Doctor I found the patient euffsr-in- g good Job, from abrasion of the cuticle, Why are you carrying that umtumefaction, ecchy moels and extravabrella, my boy theios no rain or sation In the Integument and rail sun." tissue about the left orbit. When rmlr.irg, Fop earriro It: Judge You moan he had a black lom has It's it sunny days, so I tabs II eye? ther tiaiM. Doctor Yes. "What are you moping abend ih Advice. house for. Tommy? Why don" 7e If a man smles and looks pleased go over and play with Charley Pine whee you pay him a compliment. pay fora?" him another one. In time you may Cause I ployed with Mu yestof be able to borrow mousy from him. tof. and I don't s'yvse he'a wall )'L" Shirt" wli-egla- tc-hl- . . 'I |