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Show T11E Groan hh viLarv. tula in New York r'.t vu Int traajhi into prumiut-u- " Sir Peter Wtrrcn, 6esoeiul-froan ancient Iririi family and vie. admiral oS the British fleet, rental there In 1744- - Ha married Susanna! Da Lancey and settled on a flue cetat.-o- f more than 800 acre, running from Christopher atraet to West Twenty flint It waa laid out Ilia an Engltafc part, with splendid hedges and of tree and a line old mansion, which waa the reaort of all the quality of old New Tort. Ills three daughters all made brilllaut marriage in Eng. One became the Countess of land. Abingdon, and her name la prewired la Abingdon square. On the dirlaion of the esUte at Sir Peter's death the homestead fell to her. She sold It to AMJih Hammond, who sold It to Abraham Van Neat and It la still re me inhered by many as the old Van Nest house, demolished In )3fi5. Among other distinguished persons who have lived In Greenwich were Oliver De Lancey, William Bayard, Washington, Vice President and Mra. John Adams, Aaron Burr and Tom Paine. Barrow atraet waa originally named Besson street In compliment to the great infidel's best known book, Age of Bsa- nrben avo-nae- rwtsl Teeth. Many different reasons are aw'gned by people for their unwillingness to submit to tb extraction of teeth. But It waa no fear of pain which was uppermost In the mind of Mint Mehttable Larnson of Wlllowby when tokl by the dentist that aha would be much benefited by the loos of two of her prominent teeth. You say they rsu't be Oiled she said. In evident distress, and you couldnt get any others In for me for moren a fortnight The dentist admitted reluctantly that It was so. Well, then. I suppose I'll bars to get o as liest I can. And Mias seated herself In 'ihe torture But I dont sec how I shall chair. make out Here I am, chambermaid to the Wlllowby Inn during the summer, and It's ghock full of folks, with lots o' transients coming and going, and those are my pillowcase teeth! r Wright of the Bralo. s amount There is Just five of brain matter needed to keep a woman from Idiocy than there la needed for a man. The average weight of a man's brain Is forty-nin- e and one-haounces and that of a woman forty-fou- r ounces. When a brain fails below thirty-seven and a half ounces In a man A woman's Idiocy usually occurs. brain has to fall to thirty-tw- o and ono-haounces before she ggsebes the same condition. Man has a larger brain In proportion to his stature than woman, while, on tbs other hand, woman has a larger brain la proportion to her weight The female brain begins te lose weight after the age of thirty; that of the man not till ten or fifteen years later. The loss In a woman Is slight, however, and she keeps up a high brain weight much later than a oum-essJe- lf lf The Deadly Dali Daefeolae, It la always easy to see how long a couple have hern married by noting whether the house Is full of his friends or hers, according to a writer In the London Ladles Field. A man invariably begins by inviting all hit bachelor friends to his bouse. lie i anxious to show off his wife, and ha fondly Imagine that they will like her and that she will like them, which rarely happens: Tbs writer then goes on to dissect the bachelor and concludes, 1 dont know why one's husbands bachelor chums should, as a rule, lt so deadly dull, but they usually are, find, as a matter of fact, it was probably their dullness which originally drove him Into matrimony, only be has not the sense to see It Thera would be fewer married If It werent for the bachelors. lt.u-u- MOitMXij e But friend, I get my pleasure fakin' little fellers there. An while I set enjoyin it I mean that kid's real joy I almost cry to think that I can't be once more a boy-.- Denver Fost ni His Pockets. who had received an order Hia tailor for a suit of clothes was asked by the customer's wife for an interview. 1 want to ask you as a special favor, she said, not to put any pockets In my husliaud'a clothes. Why not? asked the astonished tailor. "Bees use they are responsible for hia looking so shabby so much of the time, she explained. He wean hia clothes for weeks without pressing because he says It is too much trouble to change the things in bis pockets to another suit lie says that half the men who go around In seedy clothes do so tar the same reason. If that la so, Just leave out the pockets, and they will have no excuse for shibhlnesi. That Is a new point of view, said the tailor. 1 will see about It. But when the suit came home It had the tuna) number of pockets. New York Bun. e, It Clear. He Will you marry me? She-N- o; I'm not n clergyman. He Well, will you permit e clergyman to marry ns? She Yes; ybu to somebody else, end me to well, somebody else London Tit-Bit- s. ' Eikiiitfsf. unThey say early rising Is very healthy. Of course. Many a woman baa broken down her constitution getting hr husband up in time foe breakfast Aw Aided linlr at Talk. Tve had to get a new barber. Tnnirlss row-iters- . When the Venezuelan cowboy wishes to catch a bull or cow for branding or for any purpose, he rides alongside It and, with horse and bovine on the dead run, stoops from his saddle, grasps the creatures tall and with a harp, peculiar twist senda the animal rolling on 111 back. From the force with which it falla the creature's horns almost invariably pin Its head to the ground, giving the vaquero time to dismount and sit on Its head, bolda ing the animal helpless to rise, while companion ties Its legs- - Gnlu ill Work All the genius I have lire Just in this: ante things When I hevs a subject In band I night study tt profoundly. Day and is before me. I explore It In all Its It Titles la Italy, My mind becomes pervaded rhere Is an old Venetian adage wlijeb bearings. Then the effort which I make it. with eonta non ys, Conte rfae non conta the people are pleased to call the fruit ente ("A count who doesnt count of genius. It Is the fruit of tabor and aoneyj doesnt count for anything), thought AJax ndcr Hamilton. ad this cynical proposition represent mod-- n A Bosk Offease. irly well the sentiment of the genthe country Italian. Ia that are have the pleasure of your ajtmy ii feeling toward the titled arktic company this evening, colonel? she The loser asked. cj is of utter Indifference. at of titles are regarded as The colonel drew himself up haughtiI with every evidence at uueiess even by their possessors. wo- ly and replied, known, V a writer In the who offended dignity: ie rn Mail "a case of a noble lord Madam. I command a regiment bowed the interesting occupation of ta rtrm Hrnpt sea veriest- la a cafe Your old one getting careless? No. but hia baby la beginning to aay 1 - SITUATIONS Men give me credit for genius. WANTED, lo five-roo- 12-1-- 1 u 8 ui wk FEMALE. tf ua tf IA tf up-stir- e 1 IC-.- Vie-itin- g FOR RENT, UNFURNISHED MARRIES A WHITE GIRL. MONET TO XrOAN ROOMS FOR RENT Three housekeeping rooms, 2288 Monroe. Phone 2727-- His Cashier His Wife. Ind. Dec. 28. Mark Goey, KNIGHTg PROFESSIONAL HOUSESk Modern four-rooApply 2535 Madison. house. FOR RENT A new ply 1823 Grant FOR RENT FRED L. CLARK KILLED HIMSELF. LUCY KELSON. R. K. Sacred N. H. Ives, 6 HAIR SWITCHES for sain brirk room house, ap- o 24H4 tf mo. City, Dec. 28. Edward L. Cheater, for seventeen ytars connected with the Western Union ofllc in Kansas City, today accept ed the posi- FOR y evening L O. O. F. W. HALSEY, Commander. Na -F. F. BOND, Record Reaper. r MASONIC. Na Hall on Washington aienue, between Twenty-fift- h and Twenty-sixtstreets the first and third Fridays of each month. Sojourning members cordially lavlted to attend. ANNA LEWIS, W. M. LILY V. HALB TED, Secretary. h RATHilONE SISTERS. Meets every Saturday afternoon at la Pythias ball, Utah National Bank building. Sojourning atatera cor dtally Invited to attend. MRS. KELLIE FRYER, M. ffi. C. MAS. ISABEL WYANT, Na No. No. M. of R. CL Na carriage, and records, good condition. GORDON IVES, CORA O. IYEB, ORDER OP RAILWAY CONDUCTORS 2725 Washington avenue. Ind 658. Osteopaths, graduates from parent Wasatch Division No. 124, O. 1 school, Klrkvillo, Mo.' wk. tion of circuit manager of the Butt 5$. Treatment by meets second end fenrth Friday al suite block, lingtoa Railway system with head2:18 p. m. la K. of P. kail, cerear appointment Hours 9 a. m. to Violin, $1 weak. Pan-tonquarters at Sheridan, Wyoming. The GUARANTEED m. Bell pbona 1014K. Ind. 1011. Washington avenue sad 24th street. P. 414 25th. service at Bhtrldan is being improvAU brothers are cordially lavlted te ed, In line with the approved extension SPECIAL attoad. PHYSICIANS SURGEONS AND on Baldwin holiday prices of the Burlington to the Pacific esaat. GEO. ALLEN, C. 0. Pan-ton- s Kurtsmaun h pianos; term. Mr. Chester is one of ths best known D. L. BOYLE, B. and T. DR. A. FERNLUND, Physic tan sad A Collins, 414 Twenty-fifth- . telegraphers in tba country. Burgeon. Office bourn, 10 and 18 a. B. P. O. ELKS. m, 8 to 4 p. m. 848 28th ih. Office FOR BALE Furniture of throe rooms MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH. Phones, Bell S15K; lad. 575. cheap. 2281 Adams. 648 Wash. lad. paeon 103. Ogdea Lodge, No. 719, meets evert Loudon, Dec. 28. Cancer research Tuesday avsaiag. Lodga wad elan LOST. Jnna-tlnwill receive assistance from a STEAMSHIP AGENT. rooms, aeeoad floor Masonic building. 2416 Washington Avenue. of 1200,000 from Mr. and Mrs. LOST A Beavm Neck 23rd on Scarf, W. D. BROWN, E. & Henry Louis Bischoffshcim to thc imRepresenting the Adama and Jefferaoa. Re O. D. RASMUSSEN between J. 1L KXAU8B, Secretary. White Star Lias, Red Star Line, Doperial cancer research fund, in which to office receive and Standard turn do- a e grapho-phon- No. Na 16 and OSTEOPATHY. BALE-Bab- J- - la Queen Esther Chapter No. 4. O. K. 8. Regular meetings held at Masuaie W. X. PIERCE, Notary Public, Reel Boston, Dec. 28. Fred L. Clark, said to belong In Belfast, Maine, shot Estate; Fire, Idle and Accident InFour-rooand probably fatally wounded his wife. FOR RENT surance, 467 24th SL brick, modern. 2627 Monroe. Ball 714X. Berths, at a lodging house. No. 8 Center street, Roxbury, at 1:10 a. m. toJUNK. day. Clark, thinking that he had killFOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS THE INDEPENDENT JUNK CO. buys ed the woman, ended his life with the all kinds of junk. Bell linens 626Z. revolver which he bad used in hie lad. phone 368 3D, Ureas A Jacob-as- , wife's murder. Mrs. Clark is In a crit- FOR RALE gelt brine pleklee, 56c 1148 Pacffie. per 100 be. 740 Washington ave., ical condition. Persons In the house Bril phone 740-- . heard quarreling Just before the IF YOO have any kind at Junk, phono shuottng occurred. Clark was 28 years te Ogden Junk House; we will call FOR BALE Apples, apples, apples, old and hi wife la 22. for U. Bell phone S25K; lad. 725. several bushels of red winter rpples 4536-y- . cheap. Phones 667-k- ; BURLINGTON'S EXTENSION Kansu Friday o'clock sharp, !-- if INSURANCE. 2 aaf fourth hall Vlaitlzg Knights cordially Invited to at reduced attend. a block houss Heart Academy; $8.00. Washington Arrau 3 room at I Hair chains a specialty. Masquerade costumes to rest for balls sad theatsrm. All mail ordart promptly attended to. Mrs, CJC. Lee, 121 24 th. P. S Box 435. prices OP THE MACCABEEt. Ogdea Tent, No. 24, meets the sew oad HAIR GOODS AN& COSTUMES. FOR RENT I J. J. BRCMMITT. tf FOR RENT a wealthy Chinese reatauranter of this place, who has accumulated a targe fortune during his residence here was married yesterday to Miss Ruth Leroy, a pretty American girl, who has for some time been his caehler. Lewis-Stay-p- EC, er e. tf Raat-daae- a u King Edward is interested. This nation is a part of a gift of $500,000 to various charities on the celebration of the Bischoffshelms golden wedding. reward. AGENTS WANTEDl ItolLB, RESTAURANTS AGENTS WANTED Call to I p. O. Caroba Med. Co, 2361 Wash. Ave. CLOSED. Tonopah, Net., Dec. 27. The restaurants of this city are still closed as a FOR BALA Rooming house of 13 rooms, furnished for housekeeping, all rented, cheap rent on building. Cash down, $300. 2182 Wash. Ave. PRESIDENT IS HUNTING. Fort Smith, Ark., Dec. 28 C. A. Bayers of BL Louis and Miss Ollle Anderson of Springdale, Ark., were found dead In n room hers yesterday. Death resulted from incidental asphyxiation. T. J. Walker and Louis Welch of Joplin, Mo, In an adjoining room, were uncon scioua when discovered, but will recover. Charlottesville, Vs., Dec. 28. President Roosevelt, accompanied by his sons, Admiral Rlxey, Lieut. Hamner and William and Jos Wllmer headed for Green Mountain this afternoon in quest of wild turkey and smaller game. Omek. Asiatic Russia, Dec. 21. General Lltvlnoff, governor of the province of Akmslinsk, wus assassinated In the street close to his office Jo day by two unknown man. ooooooooooooooo o a STRIKE BREAKERS. Alton. Ills., Dee. 28. Five merchant t were fined $3 and costs each hero today by Justice Nathan for violation of the child tabor taw. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o Colon, Dec. 28. The steamer Ah llancta, having on board Senator F. P. Flint of California and a party of ten members of congress who are gov lng to study ths canal problem, arrived here today from M'v York, December- - 21. The party went by special train to Panama. VIOLATED CHILD LABOR LAW. o o o o o o o o o o o FOUND DEAD IN A ROOM. HOWELL PARTY. AT COLON. GEN. LITVINOFF ASSASSINATED. PLEASANTRIES. ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo O O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o M a minion Line, Amelias Line, Scandinavian American Idas, Holland American Line and The Hamburg American Idas. Passengers booked from or to nay point of Europe to aay part of ths Unltad States. 2217 and 8358 Washington Ava, Ogriea, Utah. U. - BUSINESS CHANCES. result of a strike of cooks and waiters. The men demand a change In hours, which the proprietors declare Is Impossible for them to grant. Some inconvenience but no hardship has resulted from the strike, as many boarding houses and private dining rooms are running. o ax l-- '12-4-3- tions la 8 months; position guar anteed; free catalogue. Coyne Trade School, 4175 Easton Ave., 8L Louis, lip. Text, UNION DEPOT TIME CARD s..t MEN AND BOYS. Plumbing or bricklaying trade payt 5 to Ik per day; wo teach you by practical instruc- El Paso, modern collage. 2166 Adams. 2S-V- T. i.n-invli- ed l2-2i- Chinaman Makes 12 n general Two solicitors; apply Washington Ave. A DEGREE OF HONOR. 28-5- 1 IHMni male help wanted. 2214 SUrt-l- . f.-- WANTED Dressmaking at 41 27th SL; children's e'dMhes a specialty. Mrs. L. M. Smith. Phone J53-- WANTED sleeping FOR RALE 7 REAL ESTATE. i:eigh-h-rhooi- houoo-12-lk-i- e. FOR BALE 21, 1000. Ogdea Lodge No. 1, bmu every Wednesday e tewing at 8 oclock at the A. O. U. W. halL Visiting member FOR RENT Three furnished room FOK SALE modern brick, cordially Invited. Mra Jemiau Fur-nlfur light 157 23rJ clue in. $20uu. C. of H.; Mra leaaetio HliL :reei, i, brick in choice Snap a financier; Mtaa L. Jennie Float, eilnii; fjii.i n.inu, balance carder. FOR RENT Modem room iu new on lime. A lew other bargain for r gruile-u:t-u- . lesiiience, SUilu.-iWOODMEN OP THE WORLD. Kic. 2237 Adams. at Beil phono k. A. While. 362 25ih si. 12 kaii-X- . Weber Camp, No. 74. meets la K. 1 2 of P. hall la Utah National Bank ACRES, modern targe house, FOR RENT Furnished room, gtuile-meplenty of water; half block from building every Thursday evening at 5 only. 222 ) Lincoln Ate. Washington: just out of town: well o'clock. Visiting 'Vuodmea w to attend. improved; all ur part down to right LOR1X G. HLNINGER, C. C. oues; $2.1vu. S. J. Ryan, Five price REXT-Li- ghi FOR E. AUTH, Ciork, Finn Nat l housekeeping Point. rooms. 137 2CiU sL mo Building. FOR BALE Throe choice liule home FOR RENT For housekeeping, four KNIGHTS OP PYTHIAK from lu to 3u acres; good improveor five rooms. Apply 2128 Wash. ments; just ouiclde chv limits. P. A. Mattson, 813 25th t. Ogdea Lodge; No. 2. Kalgbts of meets at Castle Hall, Utah Depm FDR RENT Furnished roams, mod- A NEW National Bunk building, every Monkat residence with Mail city day evening. AU K. of P.s 29 ern codveulsnces. 627 Ura St. requested C Aaetera water, oo Bench, $1,406. Terms, to meet with nn express... $; 86 $'iuO down, balanu payable like pay2 Overland BENJAMIN MARRIOTT, C CL for Omaha, t'vuurll ing rent Cbiuncy Parry, Cor. K. R. GEIGER. M. of F. FOR REM Furnished flat 2824 23rd A Wash. Bluffs, DwiVfer.Kao-- ' N. L. mo K B. Grant Ava. MEID, of R. and eaa City and east, FOR BALE 120 acres unimproved g: 88 p.m. 4Uy WOMEN OP WOODCRAFT. FOR RENT Double parlor, cloths suitable for K.1U Ogdea and Echo.. I; 89 pju. land, chicken ranch and Closet; strictly modern; alio elngla Km 8 Loo Angelas orchard. Good spring wafer; will Wall rooms for genitamsa 2887 Sego Lily Circle, Nw. 174, meets e sell st cost. B. J. Ryan, Ogden. lltfd f. J i Odpjn. 11-av. J aeouad and fourth Friday nights 4 Atlantic aapim FOR SALE Ricrb of 220 acres, part- at T:8t la K. of P. tall VUiUng . for Denver, FOR RENT Furnished rooms tor eordially invited. Council Bluff a Kaa-en- a ly fenced, 266 Inches water right, at neighbors MRS. 2459 BKStiJK N. U. housekeeping. 2120 Lincoln. a bargain. 8. J. Ryan. Ogden. City and aU Gnat tato eoal dally.. 7; SO ELI-hi2231 FOR RENT Clean furnished rooms, Ctork, EASTMAN, with bath, tin roughly renovated; EIGHT-ROOWashington Avenue. frame bouse, modern, also light housekeeping rooms. Tbs Arrive. targe lot, bargain. $2,756.66. Woaieo of Woodcraft, Ogdea Circle Nm 8 California expr eaa, Colonial, 262 24th SL Mra. & L. Five-rooframe house, city watfrom Council Bluffy Chinn, Manager. er, targe lot, snap, $750.66. Kelly A 7:86 rat every Tuesday night at o'clock, K. oC P. halL Visiting Omaha, Deavar, Herrick. FOR RENT Furnished rooms suitable Neighbors invited. Naaaaa City and Dura caa be paid at tha office of Ed. for gentlemen. 162 23rd. 8: 46 MONEY TP LOAN. Auth the afternoon of the :8th of rack Ko.111 Ogdeadally and Echo... 19: SO b--Farf FOR RENT Furulshod rooms. Ben-M-with. Na First MaU Bank National bldg. 66 PA MONEY to salaried people without BUS1E ALDEN. U. N 113 Twenty Na 1 Overland Limited, I nett Block. security or endorsement; payments math street. from Omaha, Counto suit, either weekly or monthly; marie CRiTES. Clerk. 1721 Moa-rocil Bluffs. Kenya board and room. business confidential. Call and got Aveau. City, Denver and Komy terras. P. D. Drake, 416-1BOARD and room. 131 26th st. aU potato eaal ries bldg. LADIES OP THE MACCABEES. dally ,. ........... 6 :10pm Ne. OR RENT First class 7 Lea Angelas Limroom and TO LOAN on tanas and city liver Hive No. 1, moots tha second board at ths Virginia; most popular MONEY ited .. $ :00 p.m, J estate. KENNEDY A IUIMER h4 fourth m. at at 8:38 p. place in the city. Room Si First National Baak Build-tag- . O Nalu HaltTuesdays Twenty-fift- h atreeL alstora eordially invited. BOARD AND H0OM 448 18th StreoL WW8IB BEBRJNG, U CL ADVERTISEMENTS ON THIS PAoe. COST ONE CENT PER WORD FOR EACH INSERTION. NO FIRST LESS INSERTION THAN 25 CENTS. ALL ADVER TISEWENTS MUST EE PAID IN ADVANCE, EXCEPTING EUSI MESS HOUSES RUNNING OPEN SOOK ACCOUNTS WITH US. W'ANTED Guod girl for heur work, 2613 Madison DIXKilliEK MOUSING, ROOMS, front Ti nected with religion, rii-- a a traveler Children play foirUll of kiudt ,Qj leapfrog, and practice wrestling and FEMALE HELP WANTED. fencing. They alao pursue rabbits with curved sticks siul throw these with ex- WANTED Girl for houaewurk, 452 Hath street. traordinary skill. Some few experts claim to be able to kill partridge with W the same simple weapon. The ANTED Ai once, girl for general great house work for iusu Uil wile. Cell game of the adult Moor ia the lab-e- l 274 2drd. ha rood, or powder play. This exercise la taken ou burse back, and to aw a WANTED A girl for general houae-urji- . body of Moorish horsemen come down 2 iS5k Wiisn. t the charge with guns high shove their heads to a given spot, where they WANTED Girl far general fire their weapons and then work, 45k 21st St. pull their horses up ou to their haunches. Is s eight that will never lie forgotten even WANTED A Chamber maid. Apply once. Reed hotel. by those who have seen cavalry maMl-t- f neuvers in Furoiie. Moors are very proud of their horsemanship and with W'ANTED A guod laundress, Ogden XM-t- f Ueneral Hospital, at ones reason. How to 1 ajar the (Ire as. There ain't much pleasure iu this life fer men a old as me-t- hat is, a feller thiuka they ain't when he is sixty-threO course, he likes to smoke his pipe an' set around an pas an argue with the boys to git his leism-- time to posy. A man who's get.in 'long In years too weak to h:ie or plow, for pleasure of the good old kind has small chance anyhow. But there's on thing I like to do one thing I sure enjoy it's golu' to a circus with some poor, big eyed small boy. 1 always like to have it he the first show he's been to. I like to watch those big eye sn.ip. Oh, snap they always do. I like to see him smile an clap an' crane his neck around so' see him eat-i- n peanut, thro win sheila down on the ground. It don't aeem very long ago that I wui eight or nine, nor long since the first show 1 saw seemed simply grand divine. I 'member how 1 set up there Jest in a fit of Joy. You see, 1 know the feciiu that comes to the Mg eyed boy. 1 dou't care much for circuses like once 1 used to care. SATl'IIDAY FURNISHED FOR REXT-rooms, 222 22liu s:i.-i,.c- - la Uiadrea. Then iiv ftw iiat .;, koowa to the people of Mor.vco t:.,i ace u t con- UTAH. FOR RENT 1 How Frostbite Come. The first effect of cold on the skin Is to contract the tin y vessels that connect arteries and veins. Arteries are vessels that take blood from the heart Veins are those that bring blood back to the heart, and the connecting vessels are called capillaries. While thee little vessels are contracting the skin Itself becomes tenser. In a few moments or minutes the effects change. The tiny nerves whose stimulation rawed contraction of the capillaries are more or less paralysed, end the vesV sels dilate no the skin gets red. Soon As a Lost Batrrree. Ones a number of legal lights la the veins are dilated, and the skin beWashington were gathered in tbs comes bluish. Then the nqtrlent fluid smoking room of a lawyers' club when In the skin (the lymph) la coagulated, the talk tamed to a discussion of the and the stretched skin ruptures or If the cold Is more severe Its chapa. veracity of lawyer. "The average action Is deeper, and the blood Itself man, remarked one disciple of Black-ston"seems only too ready to as- may be coagulated. Tills is frostbite. sume we are all liars, a very unjust Amt Beths. position. It seems to me. Do we not rersons who are troubled with rheusometimes tell the truth? be asked of take ant baths as a his neighbor, a well known criminal matism In Russia In this way by tba ears. It Is done lawyer. near Moscow. Finding an peasants the responded promptly Certainly, be puts Into a linen bag the We will do anything some- ants nest, Utter. and necessarily considtheir ants, eggs times to win a case. erable dirt Returning to the borne, be plunges Into the hot water of the bath am Tklss. hia bag of ants, wlilcb he has previousMrs. Scribbles- -1 believe the butcher fastened tightly at the mouth. After ly Is knocking at the door with his bill, several minutes the water gives off a am him I Tell Ferdinand. Scribbles very 'strong penetrating odor of formic sorry, but Ive Just paid the rent and acid. The bath Is now ready, and the am short. Mrs. Scribbles But It may Invalid Is put into It. Such a bath has be the landlord. Ferdy. Scribbles a very active Irritant action on the Well, then tell him I'm sorry, but I've skin, being, In fart, a counter irritation Just paid the butcher and am short that causes the rheumatic pains to disLondon Fun. appear. Strand Magazine. laklis OUDES. .l,i.llr sennl by it ' .i.i i.ijj. f count siul a u. -.- l- I i! . ill 1 !IAnd history. ''T- iii.'.iy od WISH a lord of i.M.a.v title descended from s f.uh.-- r engaged In the vocation of rr.ilwav la i.f nUlj- general the ariu.K-ra.-miserably poor." i EXAMINER; A very shy youth sat on ths aofa with his lady love. Too diffident to pop the queetlnn. he gradually slipped bis arm around her waist, and after a long silence he blurted out, despairingly: "1 don't seem to be making much progresa. Perhaps not, replied the lady. "But, anyhow, you are holding your own. St. Jamea Gazette. Yin, ma'am, said Bridget, Til be lavin' ye. 1 don't like thnt snip of a dude that does be callin' on Mias Mabel. "The Ides! exclaimed her mist res. "He doesn't call to see you. no whst 1 know he doht ma'am, but I'm might afraid some o' the neighbor think he doe. Philadelphia Pres. I can't see anything of special Interest In that manuscript of your, said the publlaher to the asoirlng I didnt anticipate that, you would, pos-- I replied the author. But I thought siblv iitr reaiWs might have more in M II w aui.e'j tri.ifcn-e.- " 9-- 4 BANITARY WORK DOF! of all klada. Bell phone I09Z. Nele. McCarty. 728 QranL TAILORS. Clothes cleaned sad pressed fl a month, 117 25 th BL Bell phone SISZ. TELEPATHIC MEDIUM. CECELIA GUBTAF, telepathic medium, ran be consulted la all tha af- fairs of life; also graduate of tbe Golding School of Mlnen 427 24th at, room 10. VETERINARY SURGEON. ORDER OP WASHINGTON. Na N& Na No. Na Na Na Ogdea Ualoa, No. 17R Order of Washington, meats every Tuesday evening at I o'clock la A. 0. U. W, halL Visiting comrmdea Invited I attend. WILLIAM DOYLE. PresideaL WALTER RICHEY, Secretary. MODERN WOOD!. EN OP AMERICA. Utah Camp, No. 9890, A. W. AGEE, V. C.; J. H. SHAFER, Clerk. Meet every Tuesday light at Eagle HalL I p. m. Visiting members lavlted. DEGREE OP POCAHONTAfc COUNCIL ? masts Na ODD FELLOWS. pm. p.m a ta a. oi. i'Oi-llriU- South of bgdon Depart. Eaa Lara express .. 4:10 I Portland, Spokane Butts and Pocatello for Bait Laka City, 7:20 dally d Local for .i..i...,. Salt Laka 6:30 City, dally 12 Cache Valley to Balt Lake CUy.... 10:40 2 Limited for Salt Lake City, Provo, Nophl and Juab, 2:10 daily 16 Lot Aagalss Lim6:39 ited 10 Portland, Bpokano, Butt and Pocatello to Baft Laka CUy, 6:20 dally 4 p.m. p.m. LB. am. a.ro. am. p.mi PA 0 1 U 26th EL MAMIE J. PLANE, Poeahoetaa aueffi COLLJN8, K. of R. D. F. MILLIKEN, graduate veterinary LB. South ef Ogdea Arrlva Portland, Bpokaaa, Butt and PuoaUUo oxprora from Balt .12:60 Lake CMty okprera Na 6 Attawtle from Balt lake City , Intermediate and 8:46 potato, dally Na 7 Portland, Bpukana Butts and Pocatello express from Salt Laka ClQr. dally.. . .11$M Na Not 2, D. of P, No. Wednesday evening st Duos eaa be No. o'clock. Eagle HalL CL of W, 113 paid te Basle Aldoa, LEEOTAH North ef Ogden Depart. Portland, Bpukana PocatuUo and Butte 1:21 expreaa, daily IS Maltd aud J'cltou local, via ...lam, leave dull except 8:20 Sunday 7 Faat Mad. Portland, EpokGUe, l' cuiello i al Butte, dally 12;I0 1 Cache Valley ex5:10 press. t.illy North ef Ogdnn Anivo, 8 Faiat M.u: fi.iiu Portland, jtjok.ini', Plicatrlivan.'l 7.16 dally 18 Cache Valley ex10:33 press, daily 10 iiij!.UU. Butts and Pocatello express, daily .... 5:55 24 Mnlad aud Kelt on local, via Brlxbaia, arrives daily except 6:21 Sunday 2 17 Fast MaU from Balt Lako City, daUy.... 2:16 Cnono volley from BaR Lake City. Provo. Nephl aad Juab, daily .. .....i ...- 8.26 Lon Aagolaa Urnss tttd OO ItlMOlIttl fill Na 2 Eoatorn oxpreaa .. 7:06 surgeon. Calls answered night or Lodga No. i, ladepeadcat Ok Ogdea Bata Food Office, sad Ogdea day. Meets la L 2212 Wash. Ava BoU dor of Odd Fellows. Btabiq, O F. hall every Taeeday evening, 88-tf 456K. phones; sight phone vial ting brothers eordiaUy Invited ta be WINDOW CLEANING. Noble Oraat KISSEL. HENRY Secretary. UTAH window and house cleaning Janitor and porter work. 8am P Robekah Ledge No. 4, Queen City, tano Ca Ball, 16SIK. Office 414 halL Meets second sad O. F. L Depart. 26th BL fourth Friday evening at Odd Fallows 1UU for well Twenty fourth street. Visiting Na 6 Atlantic Lake CKy, Balt invited. members aU FRATERNAL Provo aad ESTHER RANDALL Noble Oread. potato east ....... 7. 48 MISS LOLA WOODBERRY, Stef. No 28 To Balt Laka City ROYAL ARCANUM. intermediate and Junction City Lodga No. 26. Indepotato, tally ......- 0:00 Safest and heal Insures men for Order of Odd Fellows, meets No. 14 Balt Laka paaaoaone, two or three thousand dollars. pendent 1:16 I A F. hail ovary Thursday gar Mountain Council, No. 827, la Rocky brothers eordially Kc, 2 Atlantic limited for meats aeeoad end fourth Friday even- evening.to Vtaltlng be present Bait Lake City. invited ings at A. O. U. W. hall ovaa How Leadvtlte, JAMES BUNK, N. Q. Provo, oil's store. Visiting brothera eordially WALTER RICHEY, Beerotary. Puebla Dearer and lavlted. all points eart, daily 2:60 pA FRANK FOULOES, Regent express Na 4 Atlantic J. W. WOTHERSPOON. Collector. for Balt Lake Oty. G. B. ROBERTS, Secretary. Soothera Patifis Company Pueblo, Deavar aad all potato oast, daUy-7:0FRATERNAL ORDER OP EAGLES Depart ' for Fraternal Order of Eagles, Ogdea No. 2 Pacific express and Arrlva Francisco Ban Aerie, No. lit, F. O. E meets every fie lntermadl tie express 2 point. Pad Na Monday evening la Eagles hall east from Dearer, Puebdally .. ... ....... 4.30 a.m, of Reed hotel at 6:0A Visiting Brothlo, Provo, Balt Lako er Eaglet are Invited to attoad the No. 5 Pacific express through to San City and aU points Aerie meetings. 12:06 Fraactacn. daily... 11:55 am. tut, daily J. C GABBERG, W. PresidsnL 3:25 p.m. Na IX Ogdon passenger. .11:20 a D. T. TRACY. Secretary. No. 9 Faat Mall Limited DR. K. B. FORBES, Aeria Phyalelar No. 1 overland Limited. 1:10 p.m. Na 5 Pacific from Balt Laka Arrlva City, Provo. Denver FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD. to Faiat Mall ....... i:10 a.w (jo, and all points east. 11: 26 am L express 8 Atlantic Pacific Mall from 1 e 271. Franisco No. Na B T. F. from San Otden Lodge. Puebla Denver, 7:26 u.m. fourth and dally meets second Tuesdays at IjOgviile. Balt Laka 2 Overland Limited.. 2:3d p.m 8 p. ta., la A. O. U. W. hall. Visiting City aad all potato express Atlantic memlfcrs cordially invited. 2:40 p.ffi. east, daily D. H. ADAMS, President. from San from Sanpete Na 12 U-cintermediate IDA BECKER. Secretary. and 0..-y Val!cy 8:59 m. E. F. MiSCH, Treasurer. point, flzily a a u. Lao. 0 ya ina sl |