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Show , r gj mew ArgNwyygry - ww' . . n -- . . sgg si " rTT - '- . rilillJutflJIIB pwsyc" - ! THE SUNDAY EXAMINER, OGDEN UTAK SUNDAY 12 The few of Asia, fur proclaiming the wane fan In bis book, "Woman Under Socialism. and THE SOCIALIST DEPARTMENT OF THE MORNING EXAMINER Editorial CsmmittM: KATE fi. HILLIARD Any question concerning Socialism answered.. AOdraaa sU communication H K, I. Hilliard, 657 Twenty-sevent- , "Legally" la llu,bu and a fine, robust adverb, up luauy a fortune!- - '"i.'ESTIONING Tba Goto para E. A BATTELL Street. h QUEBTIONERE Independent" labor1 a party' intan tins to ask certain questions from too aandidatea of tba view of en dominant parties with doming tbaja In locations where the will labor" party independent" set up In ova abate morula, ltao-plbe who oak qaaetluna should willing to answer quest ions pat to thorn. Except to ue few districts where lie tba Tusdoes, tba Euclid area u a, too Bmeon Hills, tba Hero, the Lake Front," the Nob HMU, etb, too working class are lastly In the preponderance. Arttoalating tba growing seaument among this large iuaa of the people, we piypoee to put Just three quae. ttena to tba eandUUteu that the to. tobor dependent party' of tba Civic Fsderattoo'a first Compere, has fooled. first quesUo: Do you eousldsr that the working visas sod the capitalist clast, which prows fn only to proportion at too werkltg clans grows lean, e t . f- - i HEARST INDEPENDENCE , ana Fettibone? Tba former, s fugitive from justice, baa returned to this aoun-- j try. Has be tom kidnaped aad trans-- ! ported by fast train under j guard to Ohio, where be la warned; ai were the three Innocent miners' offi cers when taken to Idaho by McDonald and Gooding? before the law," indeed! : l! i If i i! n i taLxta men, Morion' office. Because he Is Har-- ; uiu's brother. 1 foil fie would be.in-- ' to lerebted in fits A suou os make a highball or Julep delictout lv he was alone 1 nephews. long. went into his private bouL The drops look Lae sparkling room and stated the C6m as br.efiy as "Glad lu 1m boms aya Rockefeller. Jewel in the liquor. As tney expand I could. Wtsild you beueve it tie He Gbglit to in b; tug to turn, mart than the process of evaporation a wni-- e just laughed at tue. He asked me if any other citiaea, fc this country tray I mist nee from the g.os and on the . 1 had not learned yet that the street brim particles of white frost fora and was Satans school and that the wise melt again. mother kept her children at home, and in two minutes the drink Is ready, made that UNDAY IN FRANCE. home co that the without any shaking or slopping of the children did not carebright to roam. He Socialism baa mccvded in esub-lieitln- g usual broken lee. also reminded me I could not it would nut do to swallow the keep uiy boy a baby,thatbut must untie fur France a ttrgal Sabbath, whica neither Rua.ulsm nor Puritan- drink before the expiration of .the two uy apron string and' let him lake ism waa able to da It la a cuiious minutes or so rsquired fur the trans- fils chances In a rough and tumble fact that Frnace, after repudiating the formation of the cooling drops, for in fight wiib the world like other boys. enforcement of Sunday as a religions expanding, liquid air exerts a pressure But I reminded him that an offense obligation, -- hna come beak uncon- of li.uoo pounds to the square inch, gainst public (or private) virtue w as sciously to the principle involved In and any undue haste might degrade a an offense at common tew, aad that aad aestneiic alcoholic every mother expects the streets of temperate the fourth Commandment, whichr no religious observance, but gratification Into an ordinary bust.' " her homo village to he mode sate, not on the simply forbade all labor onij to life and limb, but to characI Seventh ter as welL If a child IS hurt by n Day, setting man free from THE VILLAGE STREET. the drudgery of tail and leaving kin detest in the sidewalk, the mother to make such use of that freedom ns may elaim damages, and if a soul is M. Mr. (By Adams.) h himself thought be iL Outlook. loot or smeared and scarred with evil Mrs, Marios came to the evening Images the mother should have at least meal with a pate face and ciouded as much radrsss. brow. Her mother noticed her unJust then the Judge's stenographer came in with letter for him to sign usual abstraction, but old nothing. When Harry, tile older of the "two and 1 was silent. You know how warm hoys, asked to go down town with It was today, and I noticed at once the son of neighbor, Mrs. Morion's ths uuer Indecency of the thin waist ths girl wore. refusal was sharp and decided. The buy flung out impatiently to do 1 could not help knowing that she his few evening chores, and the other worn three thing under it; a little children went to play In the yard, gause vest without sleeves, a pink leaving the two women together. girdle corset streaked with perspiraWhat u It. Belter said Mrs. Bush. tion and a corset cover made of emI see something troubles you." broidered edging reaching about luuf 1 em troubled ttOKHOM mother," replied the way up from her waist line, held on young widow, "and if 1 did not have by narrow blue ribbons tied on her against the canteen as you wars do- you to advise with, 1 hardly know how shoulders. ing, it 1a time somebody should coll 1 could take care of the three little him down." - As a further discipline At ah went through the front ofbe also withdraw his wife and children ones, now that Harold Is gone. Let's fice, on her way to mail the letters, take the dishes out to the back porch a buret of oonveraatlon, of which she from the Sunday school at ths post and expressed bn disapproval in ot li- i to wash them and 1 can tell you all woe the deserved victim, came to my about It" ears followed by uproarious laughter. ar ways. But evldantly it ho been his exper- II This was the story ahe told: My face began w burn and 1 begged You know how careful I am to the ience that ths camps are In better Judge to let me out of hla private condition when no liquors are sold, so keep Harry's mind and heart as pure door into the short hall. ho is acting slung linen that fiavs acd clean as that of hla little lister's, Cqmlng down atalro I nut iced new hem demonstrated te be wisent and and you know how much more he hoe pictures in the large show case of tho 1s old entown to about since go he best and there exposed to ough to attend school and do errands. photographer,were the pictures of those Well, today while I eat waiting at public view, ladies who gave the tableaux THINK OF IT. ths window af the dentlqt'i office 1 youngscenes from Fairy Land at the saw man a to me who and Tslnk of city officials turning up at at tho cornerstranger fair, and the exposure was on the steps of the church uch as no out of them would have their notea at the "despicable man" new bank, and he waa laying some- dared to make alone, or would have of the underworld who Uvea on the to and another younger man, thing price of a women's shame, and then they both laughed In a queer, quiet dared to appear with at her father's collecting N ns s part of the city's way, and presently a third man Julned breakfast table. And our children will see those pictures, even on the way share with this "despicable man." them, and a boy Dr. Oldham's son to Sunday school and some of those cams along and caught a word or two Think of a city councilman prescrib- and stopped to listen, and he beckon- girls are teachers. "Stopping for the mall I idly glanced ing Uqaor ode for a sprinkling wagon ed across the street for two of his and after diagnosing the public taste little motet who came over and listen- at the dally paper, and caught a senin that manner, resigning to study ed. The minister and his wife, out tence describing a dinner given at by that Mr. Whits who medicine. making calls, tad difficulty in getting Philadelphia past, the walk waa so filled with was murdered In New York, recently, Think of it taking ten councilman, crowding men end boys, but ths sad nt that dinner the ladles took one garment for each article 4 plus a lawyer, two whole years to stranger who was telling the story off revise the city brdtninces, meanwhile stopped suddenly, as soon a he saw food, and a prise waa given' for the one took off the most Do you keeping a whole city In Ignorance as ths lady, and did not speak a word thinkwho the papers aught to print such to what ordinances really are In force. more till she waa out af bearing. But oon he finished and stood up and things? They would not print them U alums. LookThink of any paper or any reporter lapped hit legs while he went over they happened in the that can ba arranged with" to sup- with laughter, and aU the crowd laugh- ing np te disgust from- - the paper I a boy with his eye fined press a piece of news eo vital to the ed and shouted till the cashier came ran egainet the new moving picture machine st public as the collection of fines at the to the door of the bank to see what to of the pottoffioe, and the excity jail, merely to protect the official was tba disturbance, when they melt- the door of his foes was so sell that ha and unofficial lawbreakers from pop- ed sway. And .1 eould tell Just by pression to sly and evil took on their faces seemed like an embodiment af Satan, ular Indignation. as they passed the window where I though he la a handsome boy and haa lovely mother. Think of a petition against gambling sat, that they had been hearing a dewad aa startled that I took a pern "I which one and over' thousand story signapolluting receiving tures of voters when presented in the graded womanhood. It fairly made me ny out of my purse, dropped tt In the churches of Ogden on a single stormy lck. And those young hoys, too, who lot, and reversed, so as to see what Sunday In January teat, and than have no Instruction on the sacradnsas j hhad been looking at I cannot tell think of the gambling houses that are of ths relations between the sexes, even you, mother, what It waa, but I and no principles binding to clean, felt that I had seen the bargain made till running In Ogden. good Metis town, pure living, and It might easily hare on the street ef been my boy who wee one of the list- noted for its churches and schools ud A BON MAT. eners. I felt, re helpless with my library, the soul of a child for on cent! 1 came home trembling nnd In commenting on the discovery of fatherless sons. "As soon as I could 1 went to Judgs sick. What do you suppone we can liquid ar and ue MitaUturion for ice ISM, by Iwmm K. Jwmm I HARMED. Very hot weather weve been having lately I in cold. Let ms eee. I did not quite oateh your Juet now. Thank you so much, lev, vary nice man indeed. No. I'm only tossing through." And s alienee (alia, cither of ue being able te think what o say next. What haa happened Is (Ms- The adl- has met me In the door- H of the sy and shake me heartily by ths lund. 8 glad you were able to mme. he haa said. "Ram friends nf Fine hero, very snxlou te meet you." t ha bustled me across ths room. Dfllghttul people. Teu'll like them nvc rood all your books. Ha haa srought me up te you and presented pe. We heve exchanged the custo-ver- y eommenplare. and ynu are waiting for me te say something clever, 'riglnal end tartful! And I dont know S licther you are Presbyterians or protectionists or free traders: you ore massed to be married tr have lately been divorced A friend of mine adopts ths sensible ian of always providing you with a ihort history of tho person to whom be I sbnut to lesd you. I wsnt to fciirudnc you to a Mrs. Jones." hs shipper a. "Clever woman. Wrote a biok two years sso. Forgot the nsme tf it something shout twins. Keep seay from sausages father run a pork In tho borough. Husband on ths Il.on Exchange. Keep off cok about a compnny Voull on best by sticking to the Umk. l in It about platonic friendship. D i ' seem to be looking too .it Vi. Cot a slight squint she dnrtn't lixe reach-V-3." wo have !' l Ry this time lady, and he introduces me as s fiiriiil t hit, sln.piy dying to know her. Yi'aute te talk t.i you shout your he explains. with "TVsagre $ entirely on the subject of platonic Burs cun he to stile l yuu'll It mv tn ue both a deal of e.i- e him T start si om-- ns platonic l, 'ib Ip and ask her questions shunt i:.s. avoidins sausage and rke ior tli ink me s most Interesting min. ' I am lees bom! than otherwise iglit be. (TwtlfK k I em 0 i . l:-mon- eht-lhe- $ 1 tnfarnmttaa about tho war of lift. Bh looked ts m forty. It turned out she was only twenty-seveHad 1 sot bees an Englishman I might have had te fight a duel. Our religiose and political tallofs, together with list ef ths sublerts ws were meat at home upon, and a few facta concerning our career, sufficient to save the strungsr from what Is vulgarly farmed "putting hla foot ip it," Before making Jokes about Chamberlain or discussing h Mouth African war, one would glance behind and nets whether one's companion was ticketed Imperialist or Oueets desirous af agreeable partners -- "an agreeable person." according to the 1st Lord Bearons-field- 's definition, being a person who agrees with you" eould make thalr own Excuse mo. Would you euiectinn, mind turning round a minute. Ah. Wagnerian Crank.' I am afraid wa should not get on together. I prefer ths Italian school- .- Or. How delightful. I see you dont telleve In vaccination. May I taka you la to aapperP Those, on ths othor hand, fond of argument would choose a suitable opponent. A master of ceremonies might be provided who would eland In the center of the room and call for partners: Lady with strong views on subject of fomaJ BY Miss Le ota On account of not being notified In time, the ladies of the editorial committee who are elected to preside over the destinies of the Temperance Department will not assume their duties until next week. This leaves the present editress In the position of the departing guest who, having bidden every one an elaborate good-bye- , misses her train and has to come back again, te the consul-nation of her hoatese and her own chagrin. Please remember that la this It woe not the guest's fault. A GRATIFYING CHANGE. The dally papers and probably many of their readers foiled to eatch the Associated humor in the following Press dispatch of July 8th: Brigadior General Carter, commanding the troops concent rated for the maneuvers at Camp Benjamin Harrison. issued an order yesterday forbidding any canteen on the reservation and prohibiting officers or men from bringing liquor Into comp." Now tho present law only refer to military posts and does not got era maneuver camps, so this order evidently expresses General Car-ters sntl-cantee- a choice. Thia is a great changa from his attitude a few year ago. A soldier belonging to Captain Car- ter's troops at Fort Niobrara, Nebr., white Intoxicated hy drinking beer at ths army canteen shot and killed an- other soldier. Chaplain Nave during hla funeral discourse took occasion to wipi ths soldiers against the dangers of drinking and advised them not to frequent the canteen. At this loatant Captain Carter stepped quickly up to the chaplain and said. "It 1s time to doss this service." Afterward when Chaplain Nave aek-rfor an explanation Captain Carter replied: "When a chaplain inveighs d ." i ! -- polo-onoa- v t ' b 4-- . to Say on it P1VED HEADFOREMOST INTO A BED OF FLOWERS. (anintis amateur bicycle champion. I have Itiiii stt'i but he has come down l a tr.xi.ir i.ir In sporting tirclee 1 always introduced as Mhuriand's uncle " Itut tuv esse was nnt so tad a that uf a Mend nf min, a ! tnr. He tiititried a leading actress and we known ever afterward a Miss Blank's husband At public dinners, where you take your sent for the evening next to tome on you have possibly never met before end are never likely to meet again, finding convereatton ii 1 remember difficult and dangeroua. talking to a lady at n Vagabond club dinner. Fht naked me during the course of th evening with n light what laugh, as I afterward recollected gay have sometime! thought It would ervlceable device tf In society we f us wore a seat card pinned. upon our becks setting forth such information as Is necessary: One's asms legibly written, and how to be yronouussd : our age, not neresMiily In good faith, hut for the purposes of n conversation.' I seriously hurt a lady once by demanding of her yr Oer-wis- I K OF INTEREST TO THE LADIES. you dn not use bottled spring water j boll whatever drink and keep a Braids trim almost oil tha w hath, quickly hanging In a hitreaq drawer aa large bottle nextyou the tee all the tlm. few n atllts fog trimmed with the It will when you have it nn It in ,m. If there t mid meat for dinner an wide, flat braldi which have been so possible to prevent tha rrarktng nnd o prefixing dish to nerve with It te aU for autta beMason and goad dresses splitting of even the that have been cut In rather quality nf tt. alike, hut meet ef thorn with narrow so you might a we!1 make the mii r.f :irk allrex. rolled in egg end bread ooMheb braid ef the color of the founyour allk petticoat whi t i n iinthe and fried n little hnt lard. dation or white, occasionally scarlet on condition handled fans Dainty mother-of-peawhite or white en scarlet, by way of i Boieroa or brldgr rot r!Tr a fli,i being carried ly women whn fol- far adds and end". getting n dash ef color and of Individthe newent fvluena In the popular Mu-more vh'iirtitmt rnnn Ite uality upon the suit viva ,,f mi heai:tful npalvnent Taffeta silk la taffeta tllk any way r : water that it kr.- in the I for In It biu'klex. hror- - lte- -. einu took at H. It will wear nut Just aa frigerater until it rerrr.vrg y cold. t ut-- for fan this reason li appro n-- : rl ' ma--r- rup-tvisr- d. In real life I never knew but one rase where a man suffered In illenco unpleasantness be could havo ended with a word and that was tho com of tha late Comey Grain. He had boon engaged to give his entertainment at a country house. Tha lady waa a nouvelle rich of snobbish Instincts. Bhs left instruction that Conwy Grain when ba arrived wo to dine with the. servants. The butler, who knew bet ter. apologised, but Corney waa a man not easily disconcerted. Ha dined well, and after dinner kms and addressed ths assembled company. Wall, now, my good friends," Hid Conwy, If ws have nil finished, nnd If you are aU agreeable, I shall be pleaeod to present to you my little ehow." The servants cheered. The piano waa dispensed with. Corney contrived to amuM hla audience very well for half an hour without It. At 1 o'clock earn dowa a Would Mr. Corney Groin messago: kindly come up Into tho drawing room? Corney went. The company In tha drawing room were waiting, seated. We are quite ready. Mr. Grain," remarked the hostess. Beady for what?" demanded Corney. "For your entertainment." answered the hostess. But I've given It already," explained Corney, and my engagement waa for on Given It. performance only." An hour ago, Where? When?" downstairs." But this la noneeiwe," exclaimed the hostess. It seemed ta me somewhat extraordinary. Corney but tt hM always been my replied, privilege to dine with the company I am ashed to entertain. X took It you tad arranged a little treat for the servants. And Corney left to catch hla train. t M Another entertainer told me the following story, although It waa a Joke gainst himself. He end Corney Grain were sharing one summer cottage cm the river. A man celled early one day to discuss affairs and was talking to Cornry In tho parlor, which was on tha ground floor. The window waa open. The other entertainrthe man who told me the story was dressing In the room above. Thinking he recognized the vole of tha visitor below, he leaned out of bis bedroom window to try to hear better. He leaned too ter and dived headforemost Into a bed of flow-er- a. hie tare legs end only hie leg showing through the open window ef the parlor. "Good gracious." exclaimed the visitor, turning at the moment and seeing pair of wriggling legs above the window sill. "Who' that?" Corney fixed hi eyeglass and trolled to tha window, oh. It's only tan priate and harmonise with the fllmy satins than the cruder stuff which has materlals of which the latter passed through so many Interesting stage In evolving Its present perfected Bracelets are IndtipenMbl adjunc'a lf to abort aleetea. A new version nf the lingerie tie Is Charming dreas arreMorlea ran he made how set upon stiff foundation, constructed from remnants Bits of which fasten over th roller button la re can he uaed. end does away with tying. Theyre Milk for baby should be kept below bother to do up, but otherwlM are fasF. Above that temperature cinating it degree 11 detelopa poisonous grnnr. making tie f th prettiest designs for th ixe. are thrown together and Juggled until a coherent, attractive design te the result. Stunning gowns ere being made of the new foulard for fall, one that Is particularly effective being mad of plain gooda In a beautiful ehado of blue, combined with a foulard of tha same shade dotted with white. Nets end batiste o- - mull elaborately embroidered fn cut work, tln etltch child 111. e made n.i open deetprx. nf hand embroidery which In brin-- j up The pew foulard are thr totefext nemui; hnva dress ts or at lea with th woleti thing hut mure things imaginable, ho. l.oer.y dots. Ltg liois, little dots, dots of ft ery and th,rt Joined, tne ;o:i-inconcealed e-- to-!t- i groat and our hostess too distracted at ths moment for any explanations. Ws were swept away, and both of ua spent the remainder of tha evening feebly protesting our singleness. If It had happened on the Blag It weald have taken us ths whole play to get out of it. Stage people are not allowed to put thlnge right whan mistakes are made with their Identity. If the light comedian is exporting plumber, ths first man that comes Into ths drawing room haa got to ba a plumber. Ha la not allowed to point eut that he never was plumber; that ha doesn't look Ilk a plumber; that no one not a blithering Idiot would mistake him for a Hs has got to be shut up plumber. In tha bathroom and hava water poured orer him Juet as if ha were a plumber a stage plumber, that is. Not till right at the end of the last act Is he permitted to remark that he happens to be the new curate. I oat out a play once at which moat people laughed. It made me ud. A dear old lady entered toward the end of the first act. tVi knew she was somebody's aunt. Nobody ran poesthly mistake tho stags aunt, except the people on th stags They, f course, mistook her for a clr- u rider und shut her up In a It is what cupboards seem to lie reserved for n Ihs fctsge. Nothing is ever put In them sxcapt the hero's When she wasn't in a cuprelations. board she was in a clothes 'basket or tied up in a curtain. AU she need have done was to bold on to something while she Mid to the hero, If you'll stop shouting and Jumping about for just ten seconds and glvs ms a chance to observe that I am your "maiden aunt from Devonshire all this tomfoolery 4aa be avoided." That would have ended tt. ts a matter of fact, that ta what did - I - J Du m P"? On 13. Ar' EPIGRAMS FROM FOLK. Tho following vis seuenve am from the Ups of Governor Folk It te important muro Import., to fight to get goiid men into nfflr as It is to bora one's breast u bullet.' of the enemy; and It requires courage, too, for the make much noise. A daseu noise than make n 40 Te l aorm ciriwil The people of right thought i those who obey the laws and all! vw for the enforcements of the law those who graft or w,nw ir at grafting. out-numb-er Ts At W The trust denounces ths pickpocket, but thinks It ha perfect right to violate the anM-mg blnttloa statute. The saloonkeeper thinks the iw r0 protect his cash drawer from the thief 1a a good law, but hates the law requiring hie saloon to dose on Sunday. You can't pick out this law or thst and aay you will not enforce it. Let the saloon brook the law- fer keeping open on Sunday and you wtii find the tew not enforced; then some one will begin to get hte graft for allowing laws to go without enforcement. Then the corruption of the body politic u well ua der way. Co fi In - g No executive officer con tell to enforce the law on the ground that public sentiment la against enforcement, for he did not take hla oath to follow public sentiment; he swore to enfona the tew. The powers of g prove-rulin- Ti Ti fl II tu evil, the tew break- s candidate for attorney er sheriff taking in agreement from him that in considers tton of their support he will not enforce taws that they do not like. That. Is embegitement of power and of sacred trust. ers, will support l Fi g The time is shout here when ember bsd lenient of power will be held as embeutement of money. 'Those whn make money hr Fi nne of tew do not plead their esse on the honest ground of their own private Interest, but. loudly proclaim bout threatened Interference with ths liberties of Jhe people The above epigrams make one wo- hdw a man of Governor Folk's character ever was elactoA to efflen under present conditions, es-- nder l ip-rig- ....(Contiiinnd on Page IE.) I thought candidly of tha tart book of end It. at flva minutes past It. It never What derful spirit. a certain celebrated authoress. 1 told occurred ts her to say tt before. morning." tac and a coldness sprang up between N She waa the celebrated authoress, to She had changed hep place so avoid attting next to another lady On has to change one's novelist. occasions. A n m place sometime on the For folks elorriy related to Hons, In- newspaper man cams up to mo once at troductions must b trying ordMlo. the Mansion House. Would you mind You tell them that for years you have changing places with me?" he asked. been yearning to meet them that this It's so awkward. Thtyv put cm " to Indeed a privilege. They, then, at naot ts my first wife m this point, have ts explain to you that hut they are not tho Mr. A troubled evening I had years ago only hla brother er his tether, and all waa when I accompanied young you run think of to My U. Oh, I'm hems" so sorry." I had a nephew whs waa a widow lady to a musical mnra who a had given by lady acquaintances than she knew. My friend apoks I" Th Mrs. first. Dash butler Fay did not watt far more, but shouted out, Mr. and Mrs. Dash." My dear, how very quiet you have kept It," cried our Da 1st me conhostess delighted. gratulate you!" The crush was too e W if Being Introduced Uis. n t . air of triumph "Ha aaM something Oh. funny lost night," h told me. I must have what waa It?" I inquired. miaced tt." Well, I cant exactly 'member tt," she explained, "not just at th moment. But tt was as funny. I dreamed tt." Monday He is very amusing man, end before he came I rilluied on hie power of hi mur -- somewhat fnnllehly of a lertatn perhaps -- in the prM-n-toothful peonn who ietiie with mo end who lixtena when he oughtn't to xnd never when she ought. He happened not to be iu h humorous mood thst even'ng My young veliiiiun after dinner climbed upon tnv knee, unite live minuter rite sat niriil. Then -hr whiHpered: Ha lie mid anything u.u yMt. "Much, iw funny vet I "n't be m1v." Five ni'mr.e! later 2s'Ki!' R'a tlmt funny-- ' No. uf course "THET'VX PUT Wk NKXT TO MT ut. Recaurr - can't "Why not?" vnu hear FIRST WIFE." We are talking about old " "What's pensions "Oh. ige meet franchise wishes to with gen-- j it's oh. never mind now.that? it isnt a tleman nf suund conservative prtnrl-- I one which be ran upon funny." pies " "Brower of ronifnriahle means Then whats he wsnt to talk about It 'lesires Introduction to lady abolition- t r?" She watted for another quarter ist." an hour Then evidently bored, and t m much to my relief, suagested herself An American lady s nr twn gn 'hat she might as well go to bed She wrote me a letter thst did me reel good. ran to me the next morning with an Sf ' . Human tells against himself nf tho hostess who, leaning across ths table during ths dessert, requested to know If he would mind raying something funny soon, because the dear children were watting to go to b d Children. I suppose, have no use for funny people whn can't be fenny when they are wanted to be fur.ny. I once Invited s friend down to my house front a Saturday to (-- I do about it? 1 am going now to see where Ha-i- y i Without waiticg for the words wnich her mother wk to form In her Mr. went around the house, and murmuring voice the teut J Harry, the stood .iw, heard . Oldham young son ftutaa of he vtle story which heV," ta tad heard a drummer" .ell tata step, and as it h,d brouht T to Hvtv TwStP Harry cssue in j tk 01dlUUn with him tent (hat mgh r stopped by murmured wr.:, al? and. looking Into his mother s roCm t saw her on her knees in an of prayer, with tears streiunins her face; and feeling awed and guf." he knew not why, he crept 10 Join,his friends" nil I Bha appreciated my work with so much understanding, criticised It with such Sympathetic Interest. Rho added that when In England the summer before ho had beea on tho point of accepting an Invitation to meet me, but ut tho last moment had changed her mind, he foil so sure she put it pleasantly, but this Is what It cams to that In my own proper person I should fall short of her expectation. For my owa sake I felt sorry shs tad cried off; It would have been worth something to have met so sensible a woman. An author introduced to people who have read or who say that they have read hi book fools always like a maa taken for the first time ts ba shown to his future wife's relations. They or very pleassnL ffliay try to put him at hia ease, but hs feel Instinctively that they aro disappointed with him. X remember when very young man attending a party at which a famous American humorist was ths chief guest. I was standing close behind n lady who was talking to her husband. II doesn't look a bit funny," Mid ths answered her lady, "(treat Feott husband. How did you expert him to look? Pld you think ho would have a red noee and patch over on eye?" "Oh, well, he might look funnier than that anyhow." retorted the lady, highIt Isn't worth coining ly dlBMtlsfled for. Ws all know the Joke that F. C. L-.- N i Kennedy. Editress AN EXPLANATION. n. 1 by I Jerome K. Jerome Has Something r 1906 TEMPERANCE DEPARTMENT W. C. T. U. - i ti The world la for all, and everybody has a right to lie Jo)," says Gorky is hie appeal. This la a commanlein to which aU lovers nf mankind will subscribe. Only the capitalist cites, which bftieies the wot Id It for them, and only they have right to lit delights, will withhold approval. LEAGUE. The platform Issued by the Heanit Independence league la a marvel of running away from the iwtue. It wants It "Indspen dance," It wants huut-siy,- " wunte portly," u wants 'Impartiality' In government, in short. It wants ill the things which are not nausea, but results. As wall might a physician apply for tho Job of earing a sick mas on the ground that he desires to Impart to him dear ey. a clean complexion and a sweet breath. Unless ore heathen? he attacks the cause of the man's Second queetlen: Do yen consider disease hie nnctear eye, unclean comthat the aopilalUt class, whose prop- plexion and fetid breath will continue. erty la hut oteiea goods, stolen from Heartt la snoh a physician.- His the working oloae; whose law end league is running sway order" spells outrage" ; whoses mo- from the issue. rality" spells "dabnaohary"; whose A LIFE FOR A LIFE "religion" spells hypocrisy"; whose and patriotism" spells aellont"; whose flag la embleeoned with tho "A life for n life" said the Block mark rampant, over tbs workingman's Hundred, and stabbed to deuth skull and oraee-boae- s eouuhan do the duma drafter of tho you eontlder that that rlM baa any bill to expropriate the Isnd from the 'rights'' whose abolition oirilisatkm Idle landowners who stole It. That Is does not dfmssd peremptorily? a dangerous motto to suggest. If enThird question: Do. you eonsidrr forced there would not b s rsaritt left that tho oapltslist syslem under In Russia, and millions of Russians which the workingman la but on could then sun life, a happy and free article of merchandise, the price of people. which Is regulated to the tabor market - A life tor e life" dangerous la tbs by the Identical taw af supply and suggestion. In America, for Instance, hirh ragutates the price of there would not be stockholder, or tales of bay and bags af pork eta other killer of workingmen, left to ha mended, or do you bold that it la tell the tula, were the motto enforced. sooner ended than mended, and should be ended none too soon? ENIOCIALIBT STATEMENT The awakening working class voters DORSED. of the land insist to deep base notes upon a categoric gnawer to these quesTruth, Ilka murder, will out. Discusstion. Their wives, bowed down hy ing the double standard of moral for the cross of espitgllst usurpation, meg and woman, Lawyer" says In the their children robbed of the joys and Sun: opportunities ef childhood, raise their As a practical quastloa, In which A saver ! treble voleea sad cry ths interests of society at targe must be considered, women must be held GIVE THE REASON. to more strict soroantshlllty than men for the purpose of determining If. would be well for the members questions of heirship. Society for Its ef the Socialist party when they puss own protection hue In all ages recogresolutions sympathising with Moyer nised ths nscesslty 4 additional safeHeywood, and condemning the outrage guards to determine paternity, and perpert rated on them by the powers these have oomo to be the stricter that ba la IColorsdo and Idaho, " to rules for fomala oontlnsnre." sttv ths rdssoa for the outrage and In other words, feminine morality under capitalism Is 4 materialistic emphasis 1L It was not dons to aveaga.or bring ! origin. August Hebel has been te Justice ths mnrdortrs at Btaunen- la all the language ef Europe is bow enjoying the calm in cooling their drinks 26. ibat preevdsa ifi iivn that the New Voice says: "It requite but a drop or two pleasure will nut In vouebaoted kiln "Equality before the las is s feiicb worshipped by many workingmen! Did they nolle bow equal beiore tba law HucLafeller la with Moyer, Heywand liov-rao- burg, but to break up the organisation of lbs Western Federation of Miners, which la organised as the line of the 1. W. W. and is more dangerous to the capitalists the the trades unions were in their palmist days By amply expressing eympatky, the whole attention la called to the men and not to thep rinclplea for which they stand, and tor which (key am now being persecuted and to which the men themeelvee object, far as Moyer said. "Them am hundreds of me a ready and capable te take our placet; for the movement to bound to go on." It i with pride that we can atato that ton Socialist party of Ogden hoe expressed Itself la sympathy with the prmalplec that these men represent. uuuouncea Us arrival with the uauifeato which dads re ,.u M. MORAN. AUGUST . , Conducted by the Socialist Party of Ogden. cur MORNING, - g L 'P ho explained. WonCan ta funny in tin B A taut Mk Blew. Vary smart ta tho allk blouse Illustrated, A lovely shade at pal goes Into Its making, with add trim mlngs of brownish tan silk ewerlx'd with Irish latte. Buttons nnd the hie? girdle ore of tho centfast tag silk. Fiitstaur ts a Happy ta th man In a home with woman who dose not oak unnecef questions be aha wife or aiater f mother. A writer lu ono of her little ton. ! of description aay. "She excel!- - ." the rare art of taking thing for grotr-ed- d Which means that whoa her cams home tired and hot qnd irritable ah did not delug him alia many woman t stupid questions but preserved n dtacraat alienee. Aro you tired, dear?" when ary "t with n pair of eye could ae- ho e a dead boat. Has not It been, a scorch- e h ing day?" when the thermometer 1 fluctuated from II to 0. . Can for you?" when all the u,inr inching man wants ta to ta left in penes. The:' in not tho fallings ef a woman T has learned tbs art of taking thteff fl'r granted. hut-ban- - by a.seah. These form a weloomo the-dition to a wardrobe both for sees beauty and suitability to many Iona. Boada grow lovelier. A little lavender asd whit gtngtam dress was fij a lot of character by the bead dun trashy Is vendor and whits one that were worn with tt. L StMdy per rvranee ii a valuable Do not make quantity more portant than quality. The best worn takes time, end th best work ta UR work that la wanted. ad- . f ... as-se- |