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Show SATURDAY, JULY is, i PAGE EIGHT. iSome OF Y vSilly-ett- es 3: ENGLISH PEER GRAND OPERA HOUSE Special Performance (Continued from Page 1.) 80 when he i'ui( in to Ogden, he went Immediately iu the telegraph office where he found that a cablegram had been rent him come live daya ago. With money in the pockets of hie .work-wor- n garments, i'ercival hied himself immediately to the clothing tore of a Jew on lower Twenty-fift- h street, lie wanted to economise and selected a modest appearing sot of ready-mad- e garments which were SIS. In order to hold the at priced bargain until he inspected further, ae he thought. Percy deposited five dollars of good money from England. Then he went elsewhere and purchased a suit of clothes that h liked better and returned to the first store to d. get the five dollars which he XVlngrove was no match for the wild west, which he had so longed to see, and he found that the man would not refund hie fiver. He happened o run across an acquaintance, a to fellow a little more accustomed western dealings and with the aid of the latter, Percy succeeded In getting the value of his five dollars from the store, in shirts, socks, collars and sim- THE CWSTAIL Absent-minde- d T I should Bay be Is! Yesterday I found him trying to find out from the directory where ht lived Found It. did her No. You see, he couldnt remember what hla name was! Willie It certainly pays to be generous. If I hadnt lent Eddie my roller aka tea. Id this! Did you go to church today? No; I slept at homo. Monday, July 20th hatVde-poslie- The Biggest iShow of the Reason 700 People in Cast ilar apparel. BtlU hand unfortunate, Percy placed his n a sheet of sticky while awaiting the wrapping up of his purchase in the store. "Ulow ms for a bloody, curious beggar, but I nevah saw nothin' like that before, dont ye knaow, he eaclalmed as he hastily withdrew his hand from the sticky surface. Fell in Levs. the On top of all these misfortune young Englishmen fell in love with a young lady whom he chanced to eee In a public office in Ogden. To the writer he confided hie affection, only to learn that the unconscious object of hie devotion was a married woman. Percy expects to leave Ogden tomor tow. He received a cablegram over the Postal line from hla father today. In which the latter suggested that he visit friends In Beattie, go Percy will leave tomorrow. If the additional funda which hla father has promised, are cabled to him, for Beattie and after a visit there, he will anil down around Routh America and back across the , Atlantic to be welcomed, after hla two years of experience, ae the favored prodigal of a wealthy Engllah family. i The Bird But I a silhouette dove! aint no crow, Are there any city people around here?" I'm "No, sir; but we've got the year locusts. CRYSTAL SLIPPER" - BIG OUTING The first annual excursion of the Knights of Columbus will be run to Lagoon next Tuesday: This will undoubtedly be a big affair on' account of it being the first Lodge delegations from all parts of the state are expected to Join In the outing, and as the rornmltteed have arranged for all kinds of games and sports, the hopes of the knighta are that they will have the picnic of the year. A discourse On the Trail of the Spanish Plonorm" will be prepared for the outing by the XL W. Harris, D. D. Another address will be delivered by Judge W. L. M aglnnle of Ogden. BEST SEATS 25c, 50C aimuril 75c The Professor You should always The knighta plan to have a bowling take time by the forelock. The Student We're lucky nows-- 1 tournament, gamed of baseball. Ogden and Balt Lake City, and Murray and days, professor, If we grasp time by Eureka, as contestants. Races of all the back hair. kinds will be Included and with dancing and music, they anticipate a big Leaves Foretell Weather. time. Variations produced by weather on tha abrua plant have been codified by PIONEER DAY RATES. Prof. Nowack, tha originator of the observatory at Denmark bin, Eng Via Oregon Bhort Line.- Tickets on land. From bis codes he can con safe July SS and 24th. Limited to tract charta' four daya in advance of Tuly !t. Tickets sold to any point in the weather bureau, predicting atoms, Utah. Bee agents for rates and fur- winds, changes and the like. The fore ther particulars. Far. any point in casts are made through the different Utah. Bee agents for rates and fur- positions of the leaves, which are ther particulars, Fhre, Ogden to Balt turned in every direction and brought Lake City and return, 11.10. Good to different nnglea by the atmospheric to return July 2L , changes. - NOTICE! Diving for Alligators. While walking near a pond In tbs woods, Bullie Ham, who van tell the People who issued or cashed check presence of an alligator by the smell at thd Picket Grocery Company prior to of the critter, pulled off his coat and July 4th, please call or notify us st took a header finder the water. While once. at the bottom of the- pond Bullles leg PICKETT GROCERY COMPANY. arose to the surface and waved to the men near the shore. The .warning was heeded by the men catching BuIUe's leg and giving it a yank that brought Bullie to the aurface, and with Bullie name an alligator that measured some four feet In length. Apalachicola Times.' . 20 PER CENT REDUCTION MONUMENTS AND HEADSTONES - Subscribers ' of The Utah State Journal art requested to read and follow instructions printed at Haas of - editorial column. CHcfcaB Drefhers dont pay oammiasions to agonta, but aoo ua. Yard apposite Cemetery. City from the firet known and meet famous of all monuments the Pyramids down to the tiniest headstone of today, has been to honor the departed with a monument that will last through auecooding generations. Our work is the building of just such memorials these that will stand the wear and tear of time-trib- utes that will endure. We use only the highest grade ef stock and employ art eta in their respective lines net mere stone cutters, Rnd work from original designs. And In the matter of prie w. give the boat grads of work for the lowest possible figures. Sons Co. 2253 WASHINGTON For SATURDAY A Now Version. MEMORIAL & MATINEE PRICES FOR EVENING PERFORMANCE COLUUBUS . The Purpose of a Jos. Parry JF PUN 1 TAKES THE TOWN of the The second performance "Crystal Slipper' last evening proved to bo better than the first. The previous night seemed to give the actors the necessary training before an audience and the opera ran along smoothly, and with lea hesitation on the part of the participants. That it haa proven a auccess, is demonstrated by the praises it has received all over where the people congregate and discuss It Last evening the management was better able to care for the large numbers that are necessary on the tags. It was not So noticeable from the audience that a congestion existed behind the scenes. Not at any time did the amateurs find It necessary to stand out In view of the audience, when not performing and the management waa watchful that there existed no peeping on the part of th children. Specialties were again introduced last night, although this feature. W not Included In the regular performance. They will have the specialties again tonight The singers are especially good In the specialties, and' the The final preIs excellent. Her Farther And so you want to dancing will be thin evening. sentation given take my daughter from me in my old j age? A. H. Woods' new melodrama SeSuitor-We- ll, Her I er er dont cret Service Bam," which will be the think I'd want to' take her In her old offering by the Earl Burgees company, at the Utahna theater, for three The nights, commencing Sunday. piece deale with New York life. . KNIGHTS old The Kid Good work, PH oet you're losing pounds to de block. seven- - Why, SEAT SALE OPENS MONDAY at 10 oClock a. m. AYE. After hard study Hilary felt sure that ha had tha parahla of the prodigal son by heart All went well In the recitation until he came to tha prodigal's return, which ho described But when he was yet a In this way: great way off hla father aaw him and had compassion, and ran and fell on hla neck and broke It' But my son, explained the mother, he foil on his Oh! 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