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Show DAILY MOE SIX. UTAH STATS TUESDAY, MARCH JOURNAL, H 190S. Ask your dealer to send you the slightest pressure of the fingers. WAS A LESSON FOR "AB'AHAM. Others may have a good grip, which la more like a clutch. There la no act Good Old Uncla Job Fait Called Upon i; to Rebuke Binnar. rule for handshaking unless a person bears in mind that handshaking must "Ta sub," begun Uncle Job, aur be a feeling expressed with the hands PRICE ALL 044A44vI4iH44J44444H and not the eye or voice. If only done rey'ng hia hearers with an expression I feel an We shall always Interest In DUE TO THEIR ERROR. SOLD ONLY BY C.D. VE & through a matter of form, there la no of Virtuous sadness; ya sub, I sholy your uncle's demise." said Pemberton, earthly use of shaking hands at all. gib dat trifling Ab'aham a lesson ba " Edward Pemberton was scanning a since his interment was the means of Strong Intuition serves a great many neveh fohgot! Then, seeing an inlook the la to a newspaper at his club when his eye bringing us together." eyes of some of his and quiring cold, grasp persons, clammy The trio became intimate, but lit upon the following death notice: which lies like a piece of marble hearer ad hearing a question from Capital and Surplus, 1275X00.00 hand, never knew that the PemberFalrweather Augustus C. in one's hand, is to make a big hearted the lips of one of them, he decided to Funeral from his late resi- tons had supposed they had attended person feel like he had come in contact go more Into details about tbs nature of the lesson ba bad Imparted. dence, 74 Du Pont avenue, at 11 a. m. his own funeral. with the wrong party. "What'd 1 do tub him? I'a gwine tub April It." Thursday, SPRECKLES THE FAMILY. UTAH OGDEN, tell you all Ab'aham fair drawad de SAM PATCH "Singular," mused Pemberton, "that DAVID ECCLES, Prssidant lightnin on hlsaelf wen ha bed da there is no sge put in. 1 suppose 1 The Sprecklea family la numerous, never for- but for would mother His all must of 'dacity tub vlte me tub he house tuh How Greatest go. the LeapIt reJumpers purposes be may public CEa H. TRIBE.... eat er tuhkey dinner. Tuhkey," reed t His Death. give men if 1 stayed away." duced to the three who have been most M. S. BROWNING. Uncle Job, after a telling peated H looked at hla watch and. seeing in the public limelight. These are: JOHN PINGREE, Cathisr dat llveraahoua rascal "wen pans Rhode in laland was born the to now reach Claus Bpreckle father, a very Patch that ha had lust time JAB. F. BURTON, Assistant Cathisr about the year 1: 57. At the age of 20 neveh raised any tuhkey In ha Ufa house before the ceremony, left the old man. DIRECTORSi club and proceeded thither, arriving as John D. 8preckle older brother, a years, when he was working aa a cot- 'cept often some wlte mans roost Adam Patterson the Di mature man, who lives most of the time ton spinner In a mill at Patterson, N. Hit aho waa er fine tuhkey, but I David Ecclea obsequies were beginning. showed dat Ab'aham dat stolen goods John Watson J., he was seised with a mania for If. & Browning rectly opposite him eat a pretty young In Ban Diego; and W. W. Rltar proflteth Uttlo. Dat tuhkey was er rivbeen built had were his A on whom woman, eyes bridge Sprecklea, youngest Rudolph brother, high Jumping. Oaorga H. Tribe L. 8. Hills Mg gobbleh, an dere waa nobody but When and Paaaaic services. over behind the eted all through the who is river, the graft prosecution; at Patterson H. H. Rolapp oeeph Clark were over and the family and a young man of practically a different Patch declared ao stoutly that he would me an Ab'aham dere; an I seasoned they dat bird wif admonitions tuh ba good John B piers rkinard Whits Intimate friends were entering the generation. leap therefrom that he was put under an R. B. Porter. wahnlngs fom da wrath to com his nevertheless but he fcopt arrest, carriage! to follow the dead to the Claus Bpreckles is the pioneer, thp Hit sholy would her tasted good ef Rsspactfully aolioits tha aeeaunta af cemetery Pemberton saw the woman founder ot the family, the Hawalien word and leaped ffom the rocks at the But de isuce Banka, mercantile firms and individuals. who had caught his fancy handed Into sugar king, the man who built the Val- foot of the bridge. He afterwards hit hednt been atol ob a deed well did an n alnneh re& Ws pay intaraat an tima deposits. He in train. the least the carriage ley Railroad Und sold it). He owns Jumped a second time from tha bridge, buked almoa' made hit relish, an," Ample resources, courteous treat stepped to the carriage, was ushered the building In which the San Fran- eighty or ninety feet, and arose from concluded Uncle Job, with pious sat meat, superior service. in by the attendant, the door closed cisco Call is but hais no owner- the waters the hero of the day. He Infection, "though hit was er hahd and the carriage waa driven away. ship In the paper. He la a very wealthy went about the country Jumping from pill, I'a bound to aay I held out to de There waa no one Inside except the man. but Rudolph Sprecklea has none yardarms and bowsprits and diving end an' finished dat tuhkey, spite ob woman and Ur. Pemberton. of hla money, and received none of hi down dlasy heights of topmast, and in Ab'ahama bint dat be spected bit It Is not to be supposed that a wo own money from him. Claus Bpreckles 1525 ha went to Niagara falls, where tuh las' him er week." Youth's Comhe Jumped from a shelving rock midman and gentleman will drive several snd Rudolph Bpreckles are now c'o panion. mles alone together without a word personal and business associates, but way between the highest point of Goat A TAKE TROUBLE YOU, Two Bucks with Ons Bulls more half on than waa and Incumbent Island water, In tha this instance it DOSE OF during most of the life of Rudolph of this city, haa retha woman to apeak first, and she did Bpreckles snd of the public career of the height of the folia Shortly afterJay Bower ao. Claus bpreckles they were estranged ward the newspapers at Rochester con- turned heme from a months hunting "I noticed," ah aald, "that the age and hostile. At the time of the build- tained a notice to the effect that at 2 trip In Humboldt county, with a recof the decedent waa orpltted from the ing and sale of the Valley road, for o'clock in the afternoon of Friday, ord of having shot two fine bucks with Specially invites the accounts f death notice. Do you know how old instance there wae no connection at November II, 1125, he would, from a one bullet One waa. a forked horn lading for wheca use they have e and feet tbe n in twenty-fivother scaffold all between the two, and Rudolpo One of height he was?" handsome provided Russian THE PILL THAT WILL GIVE "I noticed that myself," replltd Pern' Sprecklea had nothing to do with that erected on the brink of the Genesee the animals weighed 134 pounds leather paes and check book pert, dressed. into the abyaa falls, fearlessly leap YOU RELIEF. Gus wss al- transaction. berton, a bit flustered. That two deer had been killed with monaio six John D. Sprecklea owns the Call, hut below, a distance of 125 feet," the noways sensitive about hla age, and I OFFICERS. one shot wae not discovered until one not the building in which it la located. tice being headed as followit dare say he left It out on purpose." I. C. Bigelow, President of the wss animals TET! HIGHER owns mwonder-InglHe also being two In dressed, Ban newspapers The woman looked at hi Ogden's Best Drug Stare. when the bullet wss found to have enSAM'S LAST JUMP! J. M. Browning, Vice Pres. Diego, and large real estate holdings tered Its sld aa aswhile Done A. P. Bigelow, Caehier, Well Be Bowers aa Some right Can In now where la lives. he Things that city, He "I mean," added Pemberton hastily serted be had shot the animal on tha R. A. Moyo Aset CaiHier, Other "I suppose that the family, knowing the projector it the new railroad from sld An left to DIRECTORS. Mistake No investigation in There la to brought San omitot enIn and Turns, Diego of his preference DRUG COMPANY many the matter, light the second deer lying dead ctese PATCH SAM In C. Southern H. A. J. Warner, J. M. California. He It." terprises ted Bigelow, George W. Driver, Manage The announcement of this leap to where the first had been found. "One of the Fklrweathers wrote a waa at one lime politically ambitious 2459 Washington Av Browning, John K. Spiers, 0. K Evidently they had been Parmloy, G. L. Backer, E. L. Von delightful novel, I believe, 'Her Con- Senator. He has no such ambit! ms brought a great crowd to the banks close together when Bowers standing shot to the witness " of the river desirous of and (Genesee) Mater, J, N, Sparge, A. P. Bigtlew, being United States quest' San Francisco Call "Martin Felrweather. He had great now. He owns the San Francises Cali, spectacle. Before making hla leap Sam talents. It's a pity he was cut off but takes no active part In Its praam: delivered tha following speech to the In ths Shadow of ths Sacred Cod. while entering on a brilliant career." management. H and Rudolph Bprec-kel- a assembled piultltude: "Napoleon waa a have no connection whatever, per- great man and a great general. He A young Jady, evidently an ama"Waa Her Conquest a posthumous IS THIS REALLY sonal or business. At tha time of ihe conquered armies and he conquered teur fisherman, preaen'-- d an odd work?" MY OLD COAT? "Ho," replied Pemberton; "he was general family break up, years ago, natoln but he couldnt Jump the Gen- sight as she walked' up Atlantic avewas a esee two nue fall a with these great wer cod the her Wellington how in to brothers, follow Sunday others, among up large forming plans situation. I think he wrote It before h estranged and they havc not been in- man and a groat Midler. He con- hand. To all appearances ahe had cluded In the subsequent reconulliia-tiodied." quered pationa and he conquered Na- been fishing and the fish that she though they are probab'y less poleon, but he couldn't Jump the Gen-ts- carried was the prise of the catch. Agaln.the woman looked up suddenfall That waa left for me to do, She insisted on carrying It with her ly, and Pemberton explained that he bitter than they were. They have not and I can do it, and will." He then on the electric car, and although meant the bnk was published while met personally for thirteen years. Rudolph Sprecklea. the graft prose, leaped and disappeared from view, many held their noses as the car sped tha author waa yet living. "Are you an intimate friend of the cutor. Is not over 15 years of sgs, imirh nothing more being seen of him till the on she paid no attention to them, but the youngest of all the Bpreckles farn. next St. Patricks day, when hla body Instead simply smiled. Boston Evenfamily?" she asked. "No. Gus' mother and mine are dear Ily; thirteen years younger than hla waa found in a cake of ice near the ing Record. friend have have known Gue fair- next brother, Gua Sprecklea. He la a mouth of the river. It waa Sam's am A 8W0LLEN JAW not Intimately. And you, I very wealthy man, but he made hla bltlon to Jump from London bridge, but well, ly To caused Its by neuralgia, toothache or money himself. The graft prosecution and Just before his death he had signed suppose, you are dose to him." Far a good Flour. Just ardsr a sack of "A distant relative, though I con- money Is not the Sprockets family an agreement with the captain of a Is not pretty or pleasant Whether Ballards Snow Liniment will Pccry'c Crescent Flour from your gro- fess I scarcely know them." millions," but the personally nrrti fast sailing packet to Liverpool to accident, reduce the swelling and relieve the folper, and tha question is settled for all On the way home Pemberton ven- assets of Rudolph Sprockets, acquired make a voyage with him in the The great and sura cure for pain. That ! an axpreseion often hoard time. famfrom the and when the yardto 'call to tured ask permission Jump upon mostly during (lie years lowing spring rheumatism cut burn bruise scalds when a man got back from uo tho Crescent Fleur pleaaoc tha meat exatthe woman, which was granted. She ily millions and Influences were being arm every fair day an original acting baker, because of its fineness Introduced him to her family as nn In- used ruthlessly to compass his dfeit traction for securing passengers. For any and all achea or pains. Geo. F. Overcoat ha sent to ba prosaod and Cave. ."freshened up." It ia hand te believi whiteness and quality. f theca essen- timate friends of the Falrweather months after hia fatal leap the newa that ia tha same aid garment, with all are what for A tials THE FICKLENESS OF WOMAN. papers were filled with speculations you whom she had met at Augustus good baking the wrinklea and unehapelineaa takea want in a flour, than funeral. It happened that and comments on hla fate. The United out of it If you want aueh a aurpriw UNDER NEW Some years ago. when Miss Chrystal States Gaaette (Philadelphia) MANAGEMENT conseveral friends who saw her with her and along your coat or any ether garwas playing a summer engage- tained the following tribute to his hew devotee asked her where she hsd Herne ment you havc that may need rejuveto the met him. Btorles grew by telling, ment In Washington, she made the ac- memory: we, Go, then, aay nating, and eaa how quickly wa will giva and at last she explained that he was quaintance of the young daughter of a sacristan of the Temple of Fame, clear And at little it another laaae ef lif a friend of her cousin, poor Gus Fair Western senator. The acquaintance the niche and place the pedestal for tee. coat ripened into intimacy. Miss Herne and Patch, and let the priest who minisweather, who had recently died. Only a few months had passed be Lucille such waa the young lady's ters to immortality make it the panefore there was an engagement between name corresponded regularly after the gyric of Sam that hla ambition was, 326 Twenty-fift- h Street. Pemberton and Miss Anita Brown, the former's departure from the capital, without bloodshed and hla patriotism will pleats you. woman he had met at the Falrweather and the Western girls kept her stage was pure, for he fell in hla countrys! funeral. The courtship being short and friend Informed of all the gossip and fella." Poems were written extolling AND CLEANER! LAUNDERERB H. PATTISON, Ur. Pemberton being known to few of newa of their friends. him aa a hero, the following atansaj 437 25th Street Not very long ago Mlsa Herne re- being a fair sample of the spirit of the Miss Brown's friends, the engagement occasioned great surprise among them. ceived a note from Lucille, In which poetic tributes which were written to Choicest Wines, Liquors, Etc The first question always was "Where she announced her approaching mar- hla memory: Look Our New .Cigar at did she meet him?" and the reply al- riage. Miss Herne replied at onoe, "Some ready tongue ever this tale Beat Stand. of Importwas friend "He bosom and a hall deliver. heartily congratulating her ways was: wishing Co. West ed, and Key her every happiness. Two months of Gus FXIrw rather, and the And point to the spot where he Domestic Cigars Lucille wrote to kin later to say that she had you know are close gasped hla last breath; the Browns. They first saw each oth discovered that she could not be con- And the cataract,, pouring a winding, Albern Allen, Mgr. California and Eastern race. Dier while poor Gus waa being lowered tent to pass her remaining days with sheet o'er him. In the grave. Wasn't It a melancholy the gentleman whom she had named 412 25th Street For ages shall tell how It wrapped rect wire for all sporting event Pbtne 22, him in death." meeting to result In such a happy and had learned to love anoeher. Their event T' marriage had been set for sn early One flap several months later Pern date. Onion Soup. Miss Herne replied that she had evberton and his wife were walking toSix onion slice them, put In trying gether when suddenly the former ery confidence In the Judgment of her topped and stood stock still. He was friend, moralised a bit concerning how pan with a little butter, fry to a goldwhite as a sheet and trembled all over, much better it was to discover these en brown, then add a teaspoon of looking straight before him. things before rather than after, and flour; let this get a nice brown, then asked hla "What once "Edward!" more expressed her warm wishes pour one pint of beef or chicken broth bride, la for the future happlneas of her friend, over It Boll four minutes, put Into far all kinds af purpose are not found his Pemberton put hand to hla brow. Then, throe days ago, Mlsa Herne re- pvSdi&g pan. Put two allcea bread In ovary yard. Whatever your wants "Am I ceived another letter from the Inter- on top, sprinkle with parmeaan cheese, Irght? Do I dream?" a little melted butter over the in bs "Oh Edward! may esting Lucille. This time there came then Put In oven, let It brown, Meanwhile a young man approached the news that the second engagement cheese. To with a little parmeaan cheese Lumber and Building serve called: and How had been broken. Tet there was a "Hello, Pemberton! must Fin be dlah. It In separate are you? This la the woman, I sup- sort of nil desperandum In her nature, Materials In dish It is baked In. Par pose. Ive heard all about it. Met at for she announced at the same time served cheese cornea In bottles aS messn same hare and lot ua give you an esti- my uncle's funeral. Am glad the old her engagement to a third man. gia'ed beAt first Miss Herne was rather stunmate. Wa can save you money, quail duffer brought a little happiness fore he died. He never did while he ned, then the humor of the situation ty considered. liver." g came to her. She took her pen In hand THE POWER OF STEAM. were you when your and wrote a few lines I I I Our Evening Story IVES$3 STYLES-umi- ob made-O- 'P NE Riverdale Fklr-weath- er Fklr-weath- er. First National Bank ts anid Ihe making of good bread will be an easy accomplish ment Ogden Milling Elevator Company If Your Kidneys Ogdon State Bank Drivers Kidney Pills three-pointer- . y. -- Wm. Driver Son 1 n, ce X Shop Around ' 14 Fair-weathe- r's . Peerys OGDEN Crescent Hour iT"wMfi TURF EXCHANGE Ogden Steam Laundry Co. Prop. j Fair-weath- Allen Transfer er All Kinds of Lumber Utah and Oregon Lumber Co. itr Tbe Direst tine carefully which stammered Pemberton. he dispatched to Washington: "In Europe. Didn't know anything My dear Lucille: I desire to conay geo Bat It Takea Gcalaa te about it until I got home. And how gratulate you on your approaching do you suppose I heard it? Why, from marriage with 145 TWENTY-FOURTST. When Jamea Watt saw tha rtaam Here mlM Herne placed being told of the romantic attachment kwnSat PpJTer asterisk. Hfg that had been started between Ned and in a footnote ahe added: stem ns that It eaa lift such a that Pemberton and Miss Anita Brown "Here Insert name of happy man." weight." a There waa while weeping over tha old fellow's The Bohemian. White nitons prior to him had seen the grave!" phenomenon and regarded It at LEARN TO SHAKE HANDS. 320 Twenty-fift- h Street "There was no age mentioned in aa unexplained mystery. Recent scientific reeeareh has put It the notice." oa tha "causa" of Dandruff; Fallfinger not One does need to old was knew. He the hand Nobody Choicest Wines, Liquors, Etc. grasp "Age? Bildnes and ant Hair, ing in a deathlike grip, but there Is some- - has unearthed consequent as the hills!" a tiny germ which aati Full Line of Cigars. By this time Pemberton had re- thing about a good handshake which is tha life from tha root of human hair, gained hla equanimity, anl Mrs. Pem- the nllcnt Interpreter of a welcome. A ! e?qulntlyd77oA. mE berton. who had never seen Fair rath- person Possessing a great deal of per- - hair ta its natural stat Subscribers af Tha Utah State Journal are requested to read and er, knew that a mistake had been made, sons! magnetism may Just take your Sold by leading druggist Send 10c.Crir Hlplc,d Com and see us," aha acid. hand In hi and the cordial welcome KS5.Mrt"P fallow Instructions printed at head af is recognised without even so much as editorial column. "Do," added her husband. cants aad 11.0 mw-- M re uncle- -died?" H Elephant Saloon ua 90 Denver, Omaha! Kansas City, SL Louis, Chicago Points And All Eastern Runnln through trains dally, equipped convenience for with every modern speed and comfort A great saving of time and expense via |