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Albern Allen, Mgr. 412 25th Street fkrat 21 White Elephant Saloon 320 Twenty-fift- h Street Choicest Wines, Liquors, Etc. Full Line of Cigars. Mitchell Brothers for Monuments ETC. COPINGS, HEADSTONES. See your homo poop Is. Don't pay Mg oemmlsaionp to agents. Yard apposite City Cemetery. tha Iron's you sees The Reward of Politeness President Harahan of tha Illinois Central, at a dinner in New York compared foreign with horns roads. "And another thing," he said, "our railway servants are more courteous than foreign ones. Foreign porters and ticket sellers are very crusty lot" An American and a Briton were once riding up to London In a first-cla- ss Tha American, at a carriage. certain station, leaned out and said to the porter on the platform: What station la this brother? 'Birmingham, of course,' said tha porter In a surely, tone. 'Cant yon see the name posted up T The American, after drawing In his head, said to tha Englishman: 'Now, that was a piece of discourtesy you wouldn't meet with In America. An American porter would have answered me with polished politeness The Englishman smiled. " Ah, but It was your own fault, that rebuff,' he said. 'Pardon ms for mentioning It, but your manner was y. too bluff, too The porter took you for a er a bounder. Now, at the next station, I will myself aak a porter some question and I'll ask It In the gracious, condescending way we do such things over here. I warrant you 111 receive the moat courteous of answer' ' 'AH right said the American shortly, a little hurt at having been mistaken for a bounder. Well, at the next station the carriage drew up near a porter, and the Englishman he waa a typical, rotund-ros- y old John Bull put hla head out of the window, showed all hla false teeth In a glittering smile, and purred: Porter, would you kindly tell me the name of this station? The porter glanced up, and then, aa he slouched off, called back over hla shoulder: Ah ahut tha trap, tha bacon-face- d old buffer! Put tha daft fat head In before I knock It off xor thee. " rough-and-read- A New 'Landlord,' he said, this la very thick and muddy beer.' "The landlord lifted the glass and look at it. He tilted It from side to side. It was so thick and muddy that it would scarcely spill. " Its tha thunder he muttered, lta the thunder that has dune this. "WeU, thunder or no thunder, 1 eald the motorcyclist; but IU tell you what you might do. You might put It In a paper bag fur me, and Ill eat It on my way home. " cant drink It sees House Spora A RETURN ENGAGEMENT BY URGENT Saturday Ralph Stuart In Strong heart Return engage- - HENRY B. HARRIS, PROPRIETOR OF THE LION AND MOUSE, ANNOUNCES ment Sunday and Monday "Why HE RALPH STUART Girls Leave Home." IN AT UTAHNAJ During weef of tha Cross." REQUEST Saturday 0 la the Shadow THE GREAT COLLEGE PLAY, Strongfcart" r wir" " see Strong heart Gave His Opinion real pleasure to again a be will It Actions, It is said, speak louder than welcome Ralph Stuart to our city in words. One Is reminded of the old saw hla comedy drama success, "Strong-hearby tha story of a French dramatist, on Saturday, November 0. Thewho, while reading a play to the mem- ater goers feel no doubt that they have bers of a theatrical company, observed had their full share of comic opera, that one of the actora had fallen musical comedy and ext ravage nxa, and asletp. that a real good drama will come as a When, after the reading was finished, moat welcome change. "Stronghearf the company were expressing their has to do with college life and the race opinions of the play, the dramatist In- question. It tells the story of an Insisted on hearing the views of the dians love for a white woman, with drowsy actor. the scenes laid at Columbia university. "I have given my opinion," said the New York, which allows ample opporplayer, suppressing a yawn. tunity for good comedy, of which it la "Why, you were asleep," said the Inaid tha play is full. dignant author. a "Sir," was the dignified reply, sleep "Why Girls Laavs Home la an opinion. Why Girls Leave Home" la an Intensely emotional play and conveys an Tha Way the Czar Proposed object lesson. It will be presented for It la a pretty story that surrounds the first time In the West at the Grand the betrothal of the present Cur Nich- opera house on Sunday, November 10. olas and the curina, for although the It la n drama of domestic life, wherein great question had been planned and are pointed out the frequent conse thought out by their respective parents quences of unjust, unguarded suspicion they were both determined to have a and stubborn selfwlll; how pique and say in the matter. the enpassion may be responsible That they were in love with each gulfing of Innocence and fpr wreck of other everyone knew, and between homes; and Red Bummerfleld's dramthemselves a mutual understanding atisation weaves a thrilUng, realistic had been arrived at In the summer of the misunderstandings and story house of York cottage; hut tha unyielding pride of brother and sister, rurovitch the future cur had to make which well nigh brings lgnomlnous offer of ruin to both. It la an the formal and absorbing story, his hand. powerfully and realistically portrayed The emperor, my father," he said, and of a wholesome conception caladdressing the blushing culated to emphasise a moral of saving "has commanded me to make you the grace for thoee whose waywardness offer, of my hand end my heart," and selfwlll lead them to a course of the queen," re- wanton neas which ends In "My grandmother, degradaplied the present esartna, "has com- tion. manded me to accept the offer of your It la In truth a "danger signal on hand she broke Into a rippling laugh the path of folly," and the company "and your heart I take of my own presenting tha dramatisation la a surfree will." prisingly clever one, assisted by stage accessories which are perfect In every MADE THE TRADE respect Raymond Hitchcock, who has been touring In the West In "The Ysnkee Ona Quito Enough. Tourist," which opens et the Astor In "I must get you another chair fori early September, is responsible for this: lie kitchen, Katie. I see you have only "There Is a law In Texas which re- no." quires commercial travelers to purShura, you needn't mind, ma'am. 1 chase a license before they may do nva none but glntlemen callers." business, a law either unknown to, or ronkers Statesman. disregarded by, a certain patent medi- -- A SWIFT ,i AND4URE DRAMATIC WORK. JUST THE THING fob A BIG AND VIRILE AFTER DINNER. HANDLING OF AN USUAL THEME, CROWNING ALL PREVIOUS EFFORTS. t" GAT Prices $1.50 to 25c. UN SALE FRIDAY. 209 IND. ONLY Sunday and Monday see E. J. CARPENTERS GREAT SCENIC COMEDY DRAMA, CLEAN, WHOLESOME. INTERESTING, INSTRUCTIVE. THE BEST EDUCATOR OF ONE OF THE GREATEST PROBLEMS OUR COUNTRY HAS TO DEAL WITH. STRICTLY MORAL and UPLIFTI STRICTLY MORAL AND UPLIFTING H. ed course. 'AH "You'll find this the beat Milwaukee, sir," he said. "The cyclist opened the bottle, poured a Uttle Into a glass and i roamed. u end? ls 'Yea, of NEW grand I PRICE made-O- NE Johnny Objected New Big Flurrie Sullivan." said York detective, "will be missed here, now that his health has gone back on him. But let us hope that he'll soon be SZ75JKMUKL and Surplus, Capital rt stored to us, alert aa ever to fight against the cadet and other evils. Thank you, I will have one more, but make It abort, please. OGDEN, UTAH "Florrie Sullivan had many an adventure in the New York slums Soma DAVID ECCLE8. President. of his adventures were dramatic, tragical some were the reverse. "Passing a mean little shanty In a Cashier. JOHN PINGREE, horrible district on Sunday morn Ins. JAB, P. BURTON, Assistant Cashla Sullivan heard a loud yell: DIRECTORSi Murder! Murder! Help!' Adam Fattsrooa "In his brave, generous way, never David Eeelea John Wataun stopping to count the cost, he ran at M. & Browning W. W. Rltsr full speed toward the sound. 'An old miss H. Tribe L. & Hllla man's voice,' he muttered to himself, Clark H. H. Rolepp Joseph and then he shouted as he ran: John Spiers Barnard Whits " 'Have no fear! Courage! I will Rsnpsetfully saliaits tha aocauwta at assist you!' Sandra. aMroantila Rma and Individual " Murder! shrieked the voice again. a tims Mrs pay intsrast deposits. reached "Sullivan the door and thuntreat-manAmpls rsssuross, aaurtaaua dered on It with his flats and feet It asrviaa. supariar opened and a neat young woman appeared. " What la the trouble that the man panted; but the young woman, amlllng quietly. Interrupted him. 011, never mind at all, at all she aid. 'Shura, an they're only puttin' a You art not compelled to coma elans shirt on ould Johnny.' " s s e s to our stars when you want drug store goods. Wa have a splendid, Tea Lata exceptionally quick delivery serv-Ic- e. Marshall P. Wilder, the noted huWe invite you to telephone morist, told a stuttering story at a dinyour orders. Watch bow quickly ner In Chicago. they will bo delivered. After you "I ha stuttering stories as a rule," once become accustomed to he said, but this one Is rather good. in this way, you w! find a. It la about two blacksmiths, both It very convenient, eapeck iy no The flrat snatched a red-hon a stormy day, or when you lump of Iron from the forge, rushed are in a great hurry. with It to the anvil, and then began this conversation: Ogdens Bast Drug Store, " , st-- s trike! SOLO ONLY BY UNDER FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1907. DAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL, PAGE SIX brtdv.-to-b- e, Tit-Bit- Prices 25c to 75c 23? s. cine man from New England. He wu Just emerging from a drug store, where he had placed an order, when a stranger came up and addressed him. You sell Browns Boston Blttera, dont you? the stranger asked. " Yes, and Id like to sell you a case cure you so quick you wont have been sick yesterday fact!' the drummer said. "AH right How much le she?1 the Sea Get tha beat tha genuine. stranger asked, puIUng out his pocket-boo- k, and here coma advertised and handing over 5 demanded anything receiving In exchange an order on the gat it gat tha genuine. Na just local freight agent for hla case. aa good talk here. Wa dent want "Now, I'd just like to aee your lito sell something Juat aa good. cense to peddle I'm the sheriff the Wa want to sell what you eall forstranger said, pleasantly. e, You've got me twenty-fivisn't th real article and that is what wa It? the drummer asked, offering the always give you hill Let ua fill money. 1 don't suppose It will be your prescriptions the no substinecessary for me to appear T tute" way cur way. "Ho, that will be all right the heriff replied. Then he looked at the order for the case of medicine. What am I going to do with this stuff? he asked. Til give you a dollar for the Prescription Specialists. drummer suggested, and the trade was 2479 Wash. Ave. Ogden, Utah made. li"'And do you happen to have a cense to peddle? Huh, I thought not. Well, you have been trading with me selling goode without a license guess I'll go file a complaint against you,' the drummer said, sweetly. And the next morning the sheriff, with a sheepish grin, paid a fine of ISS. Youngs Magazine. Prepare for the cold, days that are coming by buying A (Good Four Coat at j Putnam Clothing 3 House 2345 if Definition HOW SHE FELT rather cynical joke has been reStella So you biased the young percently credited to Senator Platt. son In the dark hall, thinking It was The aenator on hla last visit to the You must have felt Manhattan Beach hotel allowed a pret- your brother. when you discovered awfully cheap ty little girl, a Western millionaire's your mistake. daughter, to be presented to him. Mabel Cheap! Why, I felt like a The Uttle girl In the course of one of remnant at a Monday bargain Friday her many delightful chats with the sale. News Chicago aged statesman, said: Tell me, won't you, senator, what Journal want ada deliver the good The hair te Its natural state. a tunny shelf a bottle hung with cobold by leading druggists gen d ' webs. He dusted it and aet It before stamp for sample to Tha Hsrpisld Detroit Mich. the cyclist with a flourish. Two alias It canto and 11.01. City TEETH EXTRACTED PAIN) FREE WITH L. H. BECRAFT A political economy Is? Political economy, my dear child, THE POWER OF STEAM. Senator Platt replied, "Is the art of never buying more votes than you actually need." Many May See Bit It Takes Gealae te Realise. A Solid Liquid Whan James Watt saw tha Captain Bigelow of Tale was talking causing tha kettle lid to Jump xi about an applicant for the football down he said There must he poi that steam that U can lift am team. He will never 'make a football play- weight." er," said Captain Bigelow. "He la as Millions prior to Mm had sect phenomenon and regarded different from a football player as a asms an unexplained mystery. bottle of brown fluid I beheld last sumRecent scientific research has p mer waa different from beer. finger on the cause" of Dandruff, Hair, and consequent Bsldnew "A man with a motorcycle stopped at fng hse unearthed a tiny germ whlct a mountain Inn where I was lunching the lift from the roots of human one sultry afternoon, and asked for a Kewbro'a Hsrpldde destroys bottle of beer. landlord took from perm and consequently restorei 234 MAIN ST, SALT LAKE CITY. Ogden 2457 Wash. Logan 47 N, lttla 111 Main. Provo 22 Centre Park I Ogden Utah S E A L S No difference Set of Teeth (Beet Rubber..!? 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