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Show OAILV UTAH STATE JOURNAL T.ESCAY, JUNE SS, 107. HE WAS SATUKAL HlfflS WATSON-FLYGAR- E HARDWARE COMPANY $)&. it isnt &w&yS we c&r? Ive ft LEARNED A TRICK BV KEEPING HIS EYES OPEN IN MINES. Slasiog tinr)e, is jfy g)unbonDet(&cJbiea Convenient Attack of Hurt Fai.ur Enabled Him to Got Out and Tip Off a Bonanza Enabled Himeolf and a Broker to Clean Up a Fortune. m At the Now Sloro, EXPERT Carson (Nev.) Appeal: One of the smartest natural mining experts that evt-lived in Nevada was Warren Sheridan. He began his career in the mines and had a very keen eye for an ore streak, la the old days when a strike was made the miners were kept hours below ground for twentp-fouund their meals served them, blankets and mattreasea were at their disposal and they were paid doubla for the forced separation from their families (and the stock broken) during that r 2414 Washington Annus r period. Sheridan, or Sherry as he waa always called, noticed signs of an ore body not far away and fortified himself with a drug that was emetic, while he went to work In the Savage. He carried this constantly and his wife, who was an exceptionally shrewd woman was In the play. Well, one night the ore body was uncovered by a blast and the word was a passed along the drift and was all over the mine like a flash of gunpowder Ip no time. Sherry took bis emetic, and was soon destroyed the bottle writhing on the floor of the drift and throwing np In every direction. Heart Failure said Sherry to the foreman, "get me out of here quick. I can't die like a dog In a drift. Sherry was hoisted on top and taken home in an express wagon. His wife met the gang at the door and with wringing hands and weeping eyes pro claimed that it was another attack of heart failure. He was put to bed and a doctor sent for, but the moment the door was closed Sherry was climbing Into his clothes and shot out Into the night by way of the back door to hla broker. Well next morning the broker loaded up with Savage and the two cleaned up 180,000 apiece on the deaL In a few months Sherry packing his dinner bucket down Into the. Con. Virginia where he had another fearful spell of sickness Juat after the explosion that uncovered an ore body and waa taken home while a email boy hurried down to call Father Monogua to administer the last rites. This time Sherry and hla broker hit the market for about 150,000 apiece end the chamragne flowed along C street for some time. Ills quick recovery after being so near the verge excited the suspicions of old Jim Fair and the next time Sherry came down to the Con. Virginia to get a job Fair admonished him thus: I wouldn't advise a man of your deltcs.te constitution to work where there are so many giant powder fumes. Every time you smell new ore It aeems to make you alck. I think too- much of your good health, me eon, and your loving wife, to put your life In such danger. After that Sherry's champagne days were over and he drifted down the hill IIU last exploit was going to the Philippines with a formidable letter of Introduction to Agulnaldo from W. H. Levy end Rob Keating. The fact that Levy had never met Agulnaldo and that Keating was dead, cut no special Ice with Sherry. He took good care never to find the great insurrectionist but the letter looked so good to some wholesale merchants In Manila that Lansing, who was nothing if not original, had the floor. He argued elo- they retained Sherry at 1250 a month to hold their trade with the natives. quently and spoke many beautiful When Sherry died (from an over dose platitudes, but the audience was plainof champagne this time) he was Inly Populistic, and he could not cause TO even a ripple of laughter or a flutter of terred with great honors as the natives response, while hia Populistic opponent about Manila naturally supposed he was cheered to the echo. came to the islands on a secret mission to the street chief bearing a letter from Finally Mr. Lanalng reached the discussion of the distribution of wealth SAID THEY WERE ENTITLED TO hie old college chuma. and at this juncture there arose in the Even now the natives throw a few EVERY FISH THEY TOOK. rear of the hall a giant Populist, tall, flowers on Sherrys grave when they and brawny, with whispass and breathe a prayer for his soul's kers reaching nearly to hla waist and repose. upon hla head a shock of hair that Says That Thsre is No Danger of Grew would turn a Circassian green with enBeing Arrested if They Knew When Natural Reek Barometer. vy. His hair was simply nerce. It was Theyre Well Off Dees Not Care to The barometer rock of Finland t volcanic. enormous to an Rising Discuss the Matter Further. composed of clay, nitre end rock salt height, the alfala auditor pointed a turns from gray to black befora a long, bony Anger at the orator and roared out: rain, a white efflorescence of salt ap I want to ask you. sir, why It Is State Fish and Game Warden H. B. tearing in dry weather. that some men are afflicted with mil- Cromar was In the city this afternoon lions of dollars while others have Warden Van der Vlles with conferring none?" . . . i regarding the failure of certain offl- th and rlals to Mlot the warden In the .duIiiT'keot1 allenL bnath' cutlon of vloUtlonll. Mr Crom vu Y es, I can tell you that, replied asked regarding the trouble In the valLansing, staring straight at the ruth- ley and said that he did not care to less Inquirer. I can tell you that discuss the matter at this time. He when you tell me why It is that God was very forcible In statement, made some men without hair and gave however, that these menthewere entitled others enough to atari a halrfleld." to every flah they took from roar The that followed drowned every- stream and that he waa not In the the thing but the memory of the occa- least troubled over the matter. He. sion. did not think there waa any danger of When Mark Hanna came to South their haring Grow arrested If they In Omaha 1900, a grand old Irishman knew what were doing, aa he was they named Jeremiah Howard, who delights in the right. He said that the only in putting questions to a speaker. In- question was as to whether one had a boss famous the Republican terrupted to maintain a fish pond In the right somewith a question that sounded middle of the stream, and besides that thing like this: the stream waa private and not public Flase till me, Mlsther Hanna, phat water. mattherT Askhan boot th b'undry Senator Hanna stopped short and asked the questioner to repat his InFurniture Movers Advice. A lady, who la a furniture remover, quiry. Jerry repeated the question in the same way, and the audience carrying on business at Manwell, has watched the speaker closely for his re- on her vans the following appeal to ply. Senator Hanna hesitated a mo- the public: Don't worry get mara out as reply. though thinking ment, ried and keep on moving. London Then he shook his head rather sadly Evening Standard. and said: "Well, friends. I'm Irish myself, but that's too much for me. Tha Open Doer. And that was the last time the big With respect to hell, there ! somephlef was Interrupted that night. thing to be odd for the open door. Fremont (Neb.) Herald. Prof. Edward A. Rosa la the Atlantic vs 'svsisiiriw BriHtbMSmMTSkBiu'ca Te tlnjc l?ft conje. .dgftty ye of "fftke" iftle. .Igftty ve tell vturg you you tljftt It ofte9 lppei? itydeilr&ble good ftre pipped 19 ftt tfyU tlnje of tlje ye&r igd told ftt ft profit. vl?e9 you ftre told tljey " ftre lftugl?tered.N Our good ftre 9ot old left-ov- ert of tl?e ieftioi? good;-t!- ?e tl?e fredj flrt electl09 of tfye njftrket, Wftt ve Ijftve left of our iunjnjer itoek U good ft9d cleft 9 but 90 v ve vlI? to bu&l-9e-- but ell It ft9d ve dpftll njftke tl?ee reduction Thousands of yards of New Fancy Silks slashed, installing like this: 75c and 85c Silks Thousands of yards of New Dress Goods slashed, nn -ZVC starting like this: COc and 65c Goods Thousands of yards of New Wash Goods slashed 4 2V starting at, per yard Thousands of dozens of Hosiery and Underwear o Ot . slashed, starting at Towels We are still giving you the greatest spec- ever advertised, starting at Shoe reductions such as this: $2.50, $3.00 01 and $3.50 Jenness Miller Shoes for yl ) 4C C-i- als 7r Each great special advertised last week has been replenished for this week's sale - THREE BAYS ONLY Thursday, Friday and Saturday, June 27, 28 and 29 LAUGHABLE RETORTS. Secretary Taft's retort to a K ansae man, which resulted disastrously to the Kansan, reminds us of a story L D. Richards tells occasionally of the days when Ike Lansing, a brilliant advocate of Republican principles from Falls City, took the stump against the Populists. Lansing, It should be mentioned, was a cripple In body and his head was as bald aa a billiard ball. Lansing came to discuss the Issues with an eminent Populist speaker at a big gathering somewhere up west. The largest building In the town was trammed to suffocation, and Mr. Rosts and Carnations II grlm-vlsag- ed Renjcnjber to veftr you yet turner l?ftve 19097 19 VI7RI7 goods. Cordlftlly. S. J.BURT BROS. the Iowa Retail Jeweler' association to order today, he faced the largest assemblage of ita kind ever held In thta consumed STREET CAR WRECK Intate. Three days will be before the tranaactlng the business awioclatlon, which will be interspersed LOS ANGELES, June 25. While with speeches and entertainments. running at a terrific speed through the fog at i oclock this morning a ReTone of Paint for White Houee dondo car crowded with Mexican latakea eight tons of white paint It and borer craahed Into a freight train to The waa almoet totally demolished. paint tha White House. motorman waa fatally and all the Mexlcana aerloualy hurt The "come and go feelings that yoa Hollister experience after taking wonder-fula simply Tea Mountain MEET. IOWA RETAIL JEWELERS Rocky weakness DE8 MOINES, Iowa, June 25 When Drugs Increase your cents. Tea or Tablets. T. H. Carr. President J. M. Nabstedt, of Davenport, called the annual convention of Phar. MANY INJURED IN L . made to order cheap. Fresh cut roses, carnations and mixed flowers, with plenty of nice ferns. Give us a trial. Satisfaction guaranteed. Ind 3693 Phones: Bell 813-Designs k; II -- m VARN EYS No. 162 West Thirtieth Street. Telephone Us What You Want In the Drug line. It only takes 19 seconds to call us by telephone. Then tell us what you want and we alll deliver It. There's no need of exerting yourself during this weather. Ogden's Best Drug Store. Wm. Driver & Son DRUG COMPANY Georgs W. Driver, Manager. 2453 Washington A vs. . I j Talk of the Town OUTLET SALE THE Every day we are adding new merchandise. Every day we are' turning away pleased customers. Come! Monthly. Sardonic Daffnttlan. "Father, said the small boy, "what la a scientist? Hamburg'o Fire Record. Hamburg la said to have a fire rec"A aclertlst, my son, Is a man whe calls ordinary things by such long ord larger than that of any other city In ihd world. names that you cant recognize them. A Come! CLARKS STORES |