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Show DAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL. MONDAY, PACE SIX lIO DEPOT TIME CARD TO BE PREPARED. MEANT - Depart. moll I Overland limited for Ma Bluff a Council Omana. Dearer, Koneea City and 2s tha East, dally M& 4 Atlantic express for Denver. Omaha. Council Bluffs, Kansas City and 7 all points East, dally No. I Los Angeles Limited. 7 Arrive. express No. I California from Council Bluffs, Omaha. Denver, Kansas City 3 and East, daily... Na 1 The Overland limited Council Omaha. from Bluffs, Kansas City. Denver and all points East, 4 dally No. Fast mail. . . . , . . . 2 Na 7 Los Angeles Limited. 2 rut Ha NORTH OF OGDEN. Depart. P-- Postponed His Ablutions. William H. Maxwell, the superintendent of New York's public achoola, was talking to a reporter about school work. "This la bright, cold weather, bracing weather." he said. The children should apply themselves to their tasks with a will In weather like this." He smiled. And soon," he said, It will grow colder. Soon It will come the kind of weather that an old master of mine In Belfast used to abhor. "They used to aay about thla master but, of course, it wasn't true that when hia man servant knocked and called him on a winters morning this conversation would ensue: Eight oclock, professor. What timer Eight o'clock. Time to get up. " la it very cold this morning? " Very cold Indeed, air. Ah (aotto voice), then I won't wash. " READERS ARE NOT INFALLIBLE. How Paul du Chaillu Joked in the Face of DcP1:. The lste raul du Chaillu was a nnn of icd- Tillable bravery. Nothing perturbed him. In the most desperate crises H air was calm and some-uba- t humorous. One of the veteran conductors of the Pennsylvania railroad said of him on the announcement of his leath: Mr. du Chaillu was a man whom you couldn't frighten. Danger seemed to enliven him. I'll never forget a ride he once took with me. He sat In the last car of the train, and we came collision. Mr. near having a rear-en- d du Chaillu could aee th other train that a cob approaching us could llsion was pretty near Inevitable. He aid to mo as 1 took iny stand beside him: Conductor, have you gat a piece of chalk Y What on earth, I asked, do you want with a piece of chA. now? Why, it looks, he answered, as if our legs and arms would be flying about In a little while, and I think It would be a good thing to mgrk them, o that we may identify theta later. Why She Resigned. She had been In her mistress' service exactly two weeks when aha announced that on the following Saturday there would he a vacancy as lady's maid. Her mistress was pus-sleTheir relations had been mutually satisfactory, at least to all out- ward appearances. Is there anything the matter with the place?" she demanded. "I thought 1 had been very easy on you. "Deed, maam, I aint got no kick bout de wuk," wag the earnest assurance. "You shore am n fine lady to wuk for. "Do you want more money T not exactly money." "Well, what la the trouble?" exclaimed her mistress Impatiently, "Well, you see, maam, wherever I wukked befoh, de ladles, dey sent n notes to gemmen frens, an de Irens, dey give me n dollah fob brlngin' de note, an den dere waa the excitement Yeam, data de trouble. Dey ain't no excitement here. 1 got to go." am, And ahe went. New York Sun. N-o-- gem-me- And Not Always Good Judges of Beat Belling Matar'al. Theodosia Garrison (McRae Picker ing) wrote n abort story of flat life in New York, being the experiences of her father, her mother and herself during n recent cold spell when coal waa scarce. She copied the style of Maurice Maeterlinck, now all the vogue with a handful of American worshipers, and declares that It was about the worst bit of work her pen ever turned out When the editors of her favorite magazine, for which she had been writing for several years, looked over the sketch they marked It "not available and harried it back to her. She sent it to another magazine where it was accepted and well paid for. When It appeared in print leading reviewers declared t to be tha beat thing of the day. One newspaper republished the whole story. The mall brought eulogistic letters from the editors of two magazines asking for similar aketchea at Mrs. Garrisons own price. The editors of the magazine that had refused the frozen" story hod .conniption fits when they learned what waa going on. and have made desperate efforts to recapture the author with moat liberal inducements This goes to show that authors are poor Judgea f their work, and that magazine editors are always, making mistakes of Judgment In passing upon tne value of an article. 1 Arriva Butte and Pocatello express from Balt Lake City and Intermediate death?" Then he paused an Instant, In order that the interrogation might have Just at that mo12:50 a.m. the proper effect. points, dally ment down the main aisle, aa If In Na I 'Atlantic express anawer to the speakers query, ambled from Balt Lake City and slowly an undertaker who was a Intermediate tipping the scales at i 8:05 am heavyweight, dally ,, , nearly 300 pounds. Idaho Na T Pocatello, The people amlled they could not Falls, Portland express from Balt Lake City, help it as the funeral director took 11:85 a seat well to the front of the church. dally The minister wondered why every one Na 1 Fast mall from Balt 2:35 p.m, waa smiling so broadly at such a lake City, dally solemn moment, and was unable to Na 11 Cache Valley exposes from Balt Lake proceed with aa much vigor as he City, Provo, Nephl and wished. After the sermon an explana5:15 pm, tion waa In order. Juab, dally Na 8 Eastern express .... 7:05 pjn, No. IT Los Angeles limited. 6:45 p.nv Beginning to DoubL "It beats all about tills political corruption," said the old farmer as ho laid aside his country paper. "Every week there la something about exposing some big man who was thought to be perfectly honest, and Its getting Depart. o you don't know who to trust" Na I Atlantic mad for "Were you ever In politics yourLake Balt City, Provo 7:45 am self?" waa aaked. and all points East Once, and thats what's bothering Na 18 To Balt Laks City me now. Yea, I was elected to the sad Intermed lato points, 8:00 am legislature once. While I was servdally .. Na 14 Balt Lake special.. 1:85 p.m, ing aa a member a came to me and said that my aunt In Na 8 Atlantic limited for Iowa had died and left me 8200, and Balt Lake City, Provo Lead villa, Pueblo. Denver he paid the money over to me. I had aad all points East, dally. 2:50 pjn. never heard about the runt, and 1 Na 4 Atlantia express for don't know how he got money for Balt Lake City, Puebla me, and I am Just ..ginning to Denver and all doubt" points 7:00 East, dally To doubt what? Arriva "Wall, I voted for a land grab and we carried It by only four majority, Na 8 Pacific express from and I'm Just beginning to doubt If 1 Puebla Provo. Denver, Balt Lake City and all got enough for my Tote. 1 think 1M 12:05 a.m. had held out a few points East, dally days I'd have had 11:20 am, an uncle die, too, and Na 11 Ogden special got as much as 3,000 out of the thing." Baltimore Na K Pacific limited from points, ,,.,..., , p-- fellow-memb- ef p-- Balt Lake City,.. Prova Denver and all points East ...11:30 from American. am Mail 1 Pacific Restaurant Slang. Puebla Lead- Restaurant slang la more entertain. Denver, villa Balt Lake City qd Ing than thieves' and the forall points East, dally.'.. . 2:40 pm mer of London Is aslang, triumph not to be Na 18 Local from Sanpete by that of picturesque New Valley .t. 7:00 p.m. entdone York. It la funny when a chap goes into a London coffee house and calls for Alone on a raft," to learn that he la sure of getting a sausage on Depart. Nd I Pacific express for bread. On the menu of a Cunarder Ban Francisco and Interwill be found neither an "Adam and 4:30 am Eve on n raft. nor a mediate points, dally "Sunny side up." . Na I Pacific express These are orders glTen In the pantry to Ban Frandsca through You recognize them aa poached eggs 11:55 am dally on toast or a fried egg. Then there Na 1 Overland Limited... 4:20 pm are coffee shops over there that deNa 808 Mixed train. Off-dlight in brevity. One displays this noto Montella Corlnne tice: "S. O. 2a 4. Which translated and Kelton. dally except Bun day ,, 8:15 am means that you may have sausage and onions with two slices of bread for Arriva Na 4 Atlantic fourpence! Boston Herald. express from Ben FTanclsco dally. 7:10 am Na 8 Overland Limited ... 2:30 pjn. Na 4 Atlantic Hinting at a Little Gams. express Mrs. Jawback I suppose you atfrom Ban Francisco and Intermediate points dally. 4:10 pjn. tended a meeting iff the vestrymen Na 804 Mixed train from lait night? Montello via Corlnne and Mr. Jawback I did. Kelton. dally except .SunMrs. Jawback How did you come 5:50 .'. day pm out? 5:30 p.m. Na 10 Fast Mall Na SOUTHERN PACIFIC en ............... ETrr ri-CU- mu, saiU, baited vira eats au4 au buna of beast la mu DOCTOR ESTES OSES SpecioliZ WBES OTHERS FAIL MODERN METHODS Five Examination and Consultation. If you ara Chronio Disease come and ba examined. Get valuab a . Deans King Cactus Oil ou tha emly llclmut tbal hoalo without scar. Mb., ll, M ousts alia. 190m mo Accept Add In Memory of Longfellow. bj " CUREdT a, to adTu' STS11" SET - 101 to neglect It wht Iu presents itself. Come at Office hours. 10 a. m. to Permanently located at lngton ave. (Boyle Block) Utah. Entrance Room M ber the number. SPECIALIST GEO. F. CAVE, Druggist. OGDEN. UTAH. The Main Historical society la about to take atepa toward the erection of a library building on the old estate In Portland, left by the w!U iff Mrs Pierce, Longfellow's slater under conditions which - he dons There la over require that fl4,000 on h d and pledged and the architect engrged la Alexander Wads- frm advice FRg cured. DR. ESTES cubaiUaic. . .!!?"? from any cause. l)Uea -to Women. AST EASE OF MEN ouini)ATE Cheat. Diseases of the Stomach, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder. Heart Disease. Rheumatism, Aethme, Nervous Troubles, 8L Vitus Dance, Piles, Fistula and all Rectal Troubles, Tope Worm, Blood Poisoning or sa in 0t4ma Catarrh, Deafness, Ringing In the Kara, Diseases of the Head, Throat, Nose, Eye or Ear. All Diseases of the Lungs, Bronchial Tubes and THE CEST EEXEBY Far eau, bains, bralw. 7TT Reo- Missouri pacific worth Longfellow cf Boston, a nephew of the poet. It waa estimated that the building would coat 820,000, but It la now expected to spend considerably Railway mors COLORADO-UTA- H Short Line to St. Louis Through car, Balt Lake city, to 8L Loula and Kansas City. Only one change to New York, Buffalo and principal points East low rates for summer travel. Especial attention to ladles and children. Tourists aleepers through to Chicago, Boston and other Two points without change. trains dally. Inquire at ticket office. Any information cheerfully given. aub-tltuti- 1 Pandora Cigars A PARTIAL LIST OF DISEASES Tha Husband of Carrla Nation. David Nation, divorced huaband of the Kansas saloon smasher, celebrated SOUTH OF OGDEN. hia 75th birthday last week at Iberia, Depart. near Gallion. O., where he .lives with Na 4 Eastern express .... 4: 10 hia daughter, .Mrs. William Riddle. Na I Portland, Butts and Two other daughters and a son were Pocatello for Balt Lake 7i30 a.m. City, dally present at the celebration, besides Anawer to a Pulpit Call. guests. Mr. Nation waa Na 4 Local to Balt Lake It waa In Bangor, Maine, that an many other n minister of the Gospel and 8:30 oia City, dally formerly eloquent young clergyman waa for many years was in the newapaper Na 11 Cache Valley to for the regular minister of 10:40 am, business. Balt Lake City one of the leading churches, who waa Balt Na I Limited for on his vacation. The divine waa from Volcanoes. Lake, Provo. Nephl and Boston, and wlBhed to make a favor4:10 p-are about 350 volcanoea on There Juab, dally on able Impression his congregation, thla earth that have In Idaho Na 10 Portland, performed which filled nearly every pew. modern times. There are many hunFalls, Pocatello and to In at a stentorian crucial tones, part dreds more that have long been ex6:20 p.m. Balt Lake City, dally hla able discourse, the clergyman tinct Na It Los Angeles limited. 8:10 pjn. of shouted: "And what cornea after Na FEBRUARY 26, 1901 H. C. TOWNSEND (UNION PACIFIC) This includes the famoua OVERLAND LIMITED and the new L08 STRICTLY ANGELES-CHICAG- LIM ITED. O TWENTIETH CENTURY -LIGHTED Genl Passenger and Ticket Agent, St Louis, Me. Exports to Porto Rico. The total shipments from the United States to Porto Rico for 1903 will be eight times aa great aa those of 1538 end six times as great aa those of 1897, EAST via Overland Route STEAM-HEATE- D VESTIBULED T RAINS. ELECTRIC- OPERATING PULLMAN PALACE BLEEPERS INCOMPARABLE OBSERVATION-LIBRARAND DINING Y ONLY 41 HOURS CARS. OGDEN TO CHICAGO. FOR RATES OR INFORMATION CALL ON A. B. MOSELEY, C. A. HENRY, CHAINED TO A CORPSE. T. P. A Ogden, Utah Agent, Union Depot Doleful' Punishment of tha Ancients Duplicated in Our Modem Life. The Romans lined to punlah a mur-- j derer by chaining to hla body thei corpse of hla victim. Wherever he went he dragged behind him the debris of hla crime, the sleazy cadaver, revolt- Ing thing that waa once a man. Every day you aee people dragging-arounwith them the corpse of their lna. They cant get away from them. And many of them have become ao Intimate with these corpses that they become corpses themselves. The misery of these poor unfortunates has become constitutional wit them. It fits them like an old shoe. They have become accustomed to If. And there are thousands of humans who are walking the earth today with corpses attached to them dyspeptic stomachs they can't get rid of. They have to get along the best they can with the stomachs they have. And the owners of raid dyspeptic stomachs are : if be found in every walk in life, suffering from some form of Indigestion, first cousin to dyspepsia. They wear that forlorn appearance, their energy la at aero, nothing Interests them, and they interest no one, their faces are shrunk, their nerves are wilted and their shnuldere rag. Are you one of the myriads who dandle and gratify their palates, at the sacrifice of their stomachs? Are you one of those who allow their senses to run riot, eating ton much, drinking too much, eating at the wrong time, the queer and eating the the Impossible? Are you bloated after eating, and Imagine that It Is your food that fills you? Do you have nausea when you look upon this or that, rebel at one thing and be hungry for It, too, at the same time? And have you got a whole lot of other things the matter with your stomach that you know about but nobody else does, end can't explain? If eo, you have dyapepsla. real dyspepsia. And the chances are you have had It a long time. Your stomach Is overworked, abused, fagged out. The gastric and digestive Juices are weak, the muscles of the stomach are Jaded, and the whole business needs new life, vt needs something which will take hold of the food as it comes in and do the digesting, and let your stomach take a rest. Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets do that very thing. They contain a most powerful Ingredient which helps the stomach In the process of digestion, cures dyspepsia, sour stomach. Indigestion, heart-bueructations, acidity or fermentation. They Invigorate the stomach. Increase the flow of gastric Juice, and do two-thirof what the stomach would have to do without them. That gives the stomach some rest, and a chance to get right again. Tou will feel the change first In your mind and heart and then over your whole body. You'll feel rosy and sweet Thats the object. Tou can get these effective little tablets almost anywnere on earth for She a package. Stuart's dyspepsia Tablets is the name. To California ROUND TRIP RATE TO THE LAND OF PERPETUAL GOOD FOR SIX MONTHS. BUN-8HIN- Eastward E. Free RecIiningXhair j Satisfactory Service Car Superb Dining Car Service THE TRAINS OF THE SAN LOS ANGELES A PEDRO, SALT LAKE RAILROAD ARE THE FINEST IN THE WEST. SEE ANY AGENT, OR WRITE FOR INFORMATION TO J. L. MOORE, D. P. A. SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Thro standard sleeping cara and thro' tourist sleeping cart leaving Balt Lake City avary day afford a service that has satisfied thousands and will satisfy you. These cars run to Omaha and Chicago via Colorado and Denver. Also thro tourist Bleeping cars daily for City and St Louie. Springe Kensoo If you want a satisfactory trip east, drop me a line for further information. R. F. NE8LEN, General Agant 79 W. Second South Street, Salt Lake City-- half-cooke- d, ds . Tke Only DooMe-Tnu- k RzBwsj betweea fhe Missouri River sud CUcaga The Overland Limited The Most Laxvtoas Trail k the World Coapartment and drawing -- rooa sleeping cars, obzervation can, din-to- g and library cars, cars, with barber, bath and Beak-love-rs Library; entire train electric lighted, through to Chicago without change. Direct connection for buffet-smoki- ng Aboard for Chicago All On no railroad In America is the system of dinciplina among employee and watchfulness for the safety of passengers developed to a higher degree then on tho Chicago, Milwaukee St. Paul By. G Two daily trains leave Salt Lake City, 7:10 a. m. and Is m., through car oervice to Chicago. Direct connections eastern points. StPaulandMiimeapolis Tickets, isaarvattaes. an! ful ran te obtained fnss C. A. Walkar, Chicago & North-Weste- rn gg West famed Sooth SC. Adas Nwtee v BB Lake Qty. Utah. a fy. 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