Show Mountain InterMountain Inter Mountain Editorial Selected for Western Newspaper Union Service by It R. R A. A C. C and C. C B. B BW W. W There are nil all kinds of men In tin the world A Colorado man beat bent his because she would not dance dunce the with him Helper Helper Utah Times These days das when n a man accepts e 8 a drink of moonshine from a stranger he doesn't know If he Is getting t real article or n a wood alcohol concoction tion but at that he doesn't have tc to wait walt long to find out Butte Butte Mont Miner r. r The New Jersey gentleman who Si Is carrying his food with him on a n trip to Florida Is merely ext extending a n practice prat tice Uce many persons found convenient In Ir Inthe Inthe the days of government operation o of railroad dining cars The shoe shoe-bo luncheon long a stranger outside th the the day coach couch moved triumphantly Into Int the Pullman car In 1918 Nev Bonanza Funny how optimistic politicians lans ca cabe car carbe be e before an ln election And It is jusas justas just jus justas as funny how bow they have Ironclad alibi alibis before the sun sets on election night Caldw Caldwell ll Idaho Tribune A lot of New PI Plymouth Plymouth mo th girls nowadays nowadays nowa days know too much about tong bon and too little about skillets and coffee coffe pots New New Plymouth Idaho Sent SentI nel Fourteen hundred and thirty Irish girls arrive In America and that 1 Is first-class first female news It Is goo goodnews good goodnews news vs not as some Imagine because I it means servants for those that cant can't do their own work It is good news fo far for forthe the country because It means 1430 good mothers for large families o ot of children The country needs mothers not servant senant girls Jerome Jerome Idaho N Nees s. s I Shakeups m may y come and shakeups I Imay may go but apparently Cap DAnnunzio DAn I nunzio Isn't going to be jarred from Flume Fiume until he feels like jarring loose Not even an Italian earthquake has any such effect on him him Butte Butte Mont Miner r The complete breakdown of ot Industry industry Indus try In Russia proves conclusively the fallacy of the plan of confiscation atton of property with the Idea genuine or otherwise that it could be managed by the confiscators for the greater public put pub lie lic good Salt Salt Lake Telegram What's the use of knocking the ladies ladIes ladies la la- dies because of what they wear wea or dont don't wear They are pretty anyhow an how with or without and as they rig up to please we ungrateful men we we ought to smile and look pleasant Instead of displaying our natural grouch There Theres I s s nothing on earth so nice as a well groomed roomed woman whether the skirt Is tight slit silt up one side or down the theother theother other ther or both cut cut bins bias hobbled or sawed salved off oft where the garter used to be Brigham City Many a ma man looks with complacency he did didn on n his own dishonesty because n riot not t take as much as the other fellow nor In the same way Pocatello Idaho Trl Tribune une Sugar men and many other deal dealers erg for that matter who are crying because be be- ause cause quotations are coming down and point out how much they are losing by 33 the return to more normal levels are ire In somewhat the same situation as th the little boy who lost his penny A not unlike the consumer kindly person of f today oday gave the boy another penny For a moment tears tean gave way to smiles miles then came carne the deluge Well ou have a penny what 1 is the matter now was asked Between sobs the youngster replied 1 If 1 I had the one I lost ost now I would have hae two Cald Cald Caldwell well vell Idaho Tribune Man may even forget his own own birth birth- tiny lay but he always remembers that time lore when If something hadn't happen happened hap hap- pen toned d he would I have made a fortune Price Utah S Sun n. n Wll When n the bride discovers that th the husband Is practically always hungry he the honeymoon hone begins to take on a n sickly pallor Gardnerville Nev n Record ecord Courier Wild asses of the asphalt is what i n lem Pennsylvania judge calls speeders We Ye have the top soil variety here and andl's H its it's s just as at dangerous dangerous' Mala Malad Idaho Enterprise If the truth were known it Is probe ible uble that a 11 good many WI 11 men mien have been voting for years as us their heir wives told them to WInnemucca Nev Silver State The University of Chicago reports report only my one atheist among its 2000 stu stu- lents dents and only two t agnostics But what chat do they expect to find among among the students of a Baptist college And what chat is even one atheist doing among the tte sa saints saints Nev Rev Tribune Many the Ule candidate who the day after fter election finds comfort In the declaration dec that I 1 know just exactly what chat I r overlooked In my campaign that bat caused my defeat Butte Butt Mont Miner I i d I 0 J C |