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Show truth. U v fair to Tom Kearns to HAS FRANK CANNON GONE MAD? he made a futile bid for Bv that when In a speech at Sandy last Friday of the Mormon church, influence the evening, delivered under the auspices to get it. he expected of the party, our disChairman Nye do, if tinguished fellow townsman made the FU vhat will remain following vicious attack upon GovnCn Mormon Republicans on voting ernor Wells: to the party and insist Not an act has been signed by the ticket? it.u straight governor that was strongly opposed by will doubtl- the chief men of the church. Not an However, Joe Lippman act has been vetoed that the leaders ess feel thankful after election that did not want vetoed. Has there been contract to manage he has a a breaking of the pledge? Does the the Tribune. church dominate the affairs of the not realize state, and do prominent ecclesiastics Maybe Judge Parker did dictate in political affairs? I pause how badly his principles might get for a reply. mussed up in the heat and worry of a un-Americ- an -- long-ter- 1 m campaign. I Democrats declare that President Roosevelt is dangerous. He is, to the enemies of the republic, at home or abroad. Brother' Kearns is not opposed to church influence if it will again make him Senator. We publish this, not because we desire to rush to the governors defense, for, indeed, we do not think he needs any defense before the people of Utah. We want, however, to call the attention of Republicans to the desperate straits to which the un- - Americans resort in order to arouse public sentiment against the Republican ticket. It is also instructive in this Frank Cannon is Senator Kearns newest hired man, and latest, mouthpiece, and we must assume is now voicing the sentiments of his employer. When we reflect that the occasion seized by the Tribune. Senator Kearns and other patriots (?) for the organization of the party was the defeat of Governor Wells in a Republican state conven tion, the malice, inconsistency, and innate cussedness of the un-- American gang become so plain that a wayfaring man even though a Democrat can see and comprehend. Ogden Standhigh-price- Very latest reports are that Bourke Cockran is still supporting the Democratic ticket. the Democratic party might appropriately mount Some of gans monkey. Judge Parker is finding way of the transgressor or- a out that the is apt to be d, un-Americ- an ard. up-Hil-l. Tidy Farm Laborers. There has been a tremendous shaking up at the American headquarters, amounting almost to an earthquake, resulting in the discharge of nearly all the rank and file of the paid workers except C. E. Offenbach. The cause was the discovery by the Americans that the straight Republicans had been furnished with copies of the canvass made by the Americans. The discovery led to the conclusion that there were traitors among their hirelings, and being unable to find out those who were giving away the valuable information they made a clean sweep. There is weeping and wailing at the K. K. headquarters and anger and indignation among those who were discharged and genuine sorrow that their source of revenue has dried up. Judge Street, poor innocent little fellow, was greatly hurt at the fact that there were unfaithful men in their corps of Hessians. In his sorrow he exclaimed that he had thought that all the K. K. workers were working for principles sake and not for the per diem. The Farm hands In Yucatan wear linen garments of spotless white. When they become even slightly soiled, they hasten to change them. Work Is plentiful there, farm laborers are well paid, and they can afford to be tidy. Same With a Man, Too. A womans clothes are so near her Innermost soul that the care she takes of them often furnishes an infallible guide to her true character. and Citizen. Florida TImes-Union Good Wine Needs No Bush. When a girl has to ask the boys to come and make a call on her, she might as well make up her mind once for all that she is going to be an old maid. Somerville Journal. And Then You Neednt Follow It. If a man Is willing to lend you the money he is entitled to give you a little advice; but under no other cumstances. New Orleans cir- American canvass is peculiarly interesting from the fact that more than half the names put down Oak Trees Are Thirsty. as Americans are known to be those It has been estimated that an oak of staunch Republicans, who will vote the Republican ticket straight. They of average size, during the five months have even get on their lists the names it is In leaf every year, sucks up from of men who are openly working for the earth about 123 tons of water. the Republican ticket and making speeches on its behalf. Judge by Own Standard. o These who are good themselves see Another Frivolous One. only goedress in others, just as the I suppose, said the frivolous passee evil in all the world. senger to the gloomy captain, that you call it the donkey engine because Wasp the Cause of Death. it hasnt much horse power. A man in England swallowed a wasp in drinking beer. The fright Good Husbands. caused heart failure and death. When a man has no notion that he is entitled to any of the money he Traffic on Rhine River. earns he is called a fairly good husThe river Rhine generally carries a band. New York Press. sinlarger volume of traffic than any gle railway in the world. Torpedo Beats Searchlight. The practical use of the searchlight Worth Remembering. is only 7C0 yards, while a torpedo can Good manners in the family circle is be used effectively at from 1,200 to tne oil that makes tho domestic ma4,000 yards. chine run smoothly. - , Chinese Marriage Law. Persons bearing the same surname, Lack of Concentration. not be related in although they may Many a man has found the key to to are forbidden in marry any way, success, but seen too many keyholes China. to put it iu. evil-minde- d . o You Gentile women who want to QUERIES. SHAKING UP AMONG K. Ks. encourage polygamy will have an opcommended to the by voting the Xr. ...Hon and Answer Editor of The portunity to do so American ticket. It is the only ticket Tisane.) thi3 fall which gives them that oppordid Tom Kearns wait until his tunity. The Tribune says Mr. R. G. Why political aspirations were hopelessly Sleater, cne of the K. K. party's nomisquelched before starting his new nees for the lower house of the legislature, is not a Mormon, that he was party? out of the church twenty Why did the Tribune suddenly and boycotted This is not a fact. . Mr. without explanation withdraw its sup- years ago. Sleater has never severed his con port from the American party that nection with the church. On the conof Colonel Nelson helped to start last trary, he is at this time a member 19th the from seventies of the quorum winter? of this city. ward WTiat process makes bolters o scoundrels last year and Kill Weeds With Poison. angels of light and glory this year? Weeds grow so rankly along the If friends of Senator Kearns were Guayaquil & Quito railroad, at the in control of the Republican party, miles foot of the Andes, in sixty-tw- o would the Tribune the cry- - of recognize ng need for an "American jungle, that watering tanks filled movement? with a strong solution of arsenic and Does theJTribune believe that nitre have to be sent along the track ine people of Utah really have less intelli-fPnc- e every ten days in tbe rainy season and less principle than the s to spray and so kill the vegetation on of ether states? If so, why did it each side of the track. " Rroclaim its o convictions when its owner was lying awake Auburn Hair in Disfavor. secure control of thenights trying In the hope of exterminating or lesRepublican stste convention? sening what they considered a curse, the Egyptians, in the lime of the Conversational Topics. Ptolemies, used to burn a 10 bet Sa!e that PPle talk maiden once a year, so violently opUt dress dishes and sease posed were they to hair of a bght 5?' man about hue. anything else. (Respectfully citi-zen- red-haire- t - - Prison for Paris Butcher, Fishermen Use Motor Boats. A Paris butcher has been sent to Fishermen on the Lake of Nauchatel prison for three months for selling are using motor boats. goats flesh dressed to resemble iamb. Have No National Debt. Bolivia and Slam are the only powers ilized or semi-civilize- o Gold Craze for Seeking. civ- d When, many years ago, gold was first discovered in Australia, the ex- citement caused has probably never been equaled in history. Offices were deserted, ships were left to rot at anchor by their crews; the prisons were left unguarded by their wardens, the streets unpatrolled by the police. going Men in high official positions had to exposed to the air the gum remains act as boots and grooms for themdry, the weather will be fresh and In Geelong there was left mois- selves. dry, but if the gum absorbs the one servitor; he had lost his ture, and seems damp, it is a sign of only wooden leg and could not comfortrain. ably decamp. Every body was gold hungry. Men slept in the open streets, in tents, and bare of cover entirely Convicts robbed and slaughtered; hulks were burstirg with their loads of prisoners. It was rather a bad time while it lasted. o Where Kitty Comes In. A married man cannot afford to play poker, for if he loses $4 It is a Mgn that his wife will get a new $27 hat to get even. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. a national debt. o Camphor Gum Gocd Barometer. 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