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Show TRUTH. 11 spirit. thirs!1lin?h?eacf t0 her 8afl Many an has been acSOme of us that there is a quired by drinking well water. sets this i there11 not are The man who thinks twice before W0Uld lave the worst of it forUfa,r!h0 speaking seldom says anything. Urn0' The man who is satisfied he made a mistake in marrying is not satisfied. Inerest-Bearin- g MeGurrln & Securities, Co Investment bankers compounded A hobo dentist is touring Ohio. His maku an Ideal be Proctired from specialty is inserting teeth in pies. Clt The Inve8tor holds fhiM; We There are more cases of indifference do the work. security. at first sight than there are of love. ROOSEVELT A MAN OF DEEDS. The quickest way to enumerate (From the Detroit Free your friends is to count your collars. Press.) No matter who is elected, the government is bound to go on If along the waterthere is one thing, thinner than it is the blood of your rich represent lines and the practical question, therefore, is whether Mr. Roose- lations. velt will continue to be an executive Wise men sell good advice, while in whom the people will take more fools pay for the privilege of giving pride and in whom they will have more it away. confidence than they would in Judge Even if a woman thinks her husParker. They know Mr. Roosevelt. band wise she doesnt consider a word Concealment and duplicity are not sufficient. among his faults. He is a certainty. The people do not know Judge' Parker: The family that has occasion to He is to the. president what a dusty move six times a year seldom m 23 law book is to the best selling novel in good society. of the month. Definite and honorable After a woman has managed to sepromises are as nothing when comto the conclusiveness of acts. cure a position in society she imagine? pared Deeds, not words, said Mr. Roose- she doesnt need it. velt. and in that trite expression is contained the difference between the Its a mean automobilist who will hopes of the Republicans and the run over an innocent child unless he hopes of thp Democracy. It is no fault Is in an awful hurry. of Judge Parker that this is so. It s the handicap the minority must alA man never realizes the true worth ways face. It would be more than of his wife until she gets sick and he oassing strange if the voters of the United States failed to give the prefer- has to cook his own meals. ence to the man of deeds. o Nothing but a large dose of pracWANTED. tical experience will induce a man to Vw' I see that Princess Louise has is statement justifying herself in conduct her apparently outrageous She declares that princesses are human, just like the rest of us; that they are bom with bodies, parts and pas sions, and that the reason she acted as she did was because she was mar ried to a drunken nobleman, agains her will, and that he tried to make an animal of her instead of a woman. The correspondent of the papers which took her cable story edited it as closely as they dared to, but a fellow with an imagination will have iittle diffisued a culty in presuming the balance. Tha is if be has ever been a bit of a rounder, dont you know. After reading it I don't blame Louise a bit. Her dad is. and ever has been, an old roue, and the girl says she never had a chance for her white alley. She was married off by card: That is to say, her hubby was picked out for her by her pa, who consulted a court calendar, and then talked it over with a few other kings who agreed with him. No wonder the girl quit. Especially when lier Heee lord had a habit of coming into her bed clramber after night with three or four drunken companions, an Special representative in this county and adjoining territories, to represent and advertise an old established business house of solid financial standing. Salary $21 weekly, with ex penses advanced each Monday by check direct from headquarters. Horse and buggy furnished when necessary: Address Blew Bros. & Co., Dept. A also noblemen, and insisting upon her Monon Bldg., Chicago, 111. o dcing the can-ca- n her chemise. in Warren Foster sells insurance, not 30 Progress building. The princess says she is a woman law suits: o who wanted to love and be loved in POINTED PARAGRAPHS. return and that she was disappointed. She is getting along in years and yearns for quiet and peace, such as are not to be found in the courts of roy- nlty, where everything is retten and the men and women are not as the common folks, who are privileged to fall in love with each other and marry as they like. Poor princess; it is hard on her and who fan blame her for dipping by the light cf the moon with a man she loved after all the years of disappointment. The prince, or duke, r drake she married might have made a good 'Woman of her had he tried, but he was one of the offspring of too close breeding among relatives and a vic-tlof habits that are common to a certain element of nobility and so, in- making of licr an honored wfe aqd mother, he made of her an outcast. And the strangest thing about Is that most will blame her. 1er sisters willpeople turn up their noses at her and think themselves too good associate with her. Even the goody-goodiof the peasantry will cross Dl es toemsclves devoutly and thank God Joey are not as she is. But some day "111 all be righted. Up above, where toe Nazarcne occupies a. high seat she 111 hear the Neither do I condemn . WIT AND WISDOM. ill-feeli- appreciate a deaf and dumb wife. Hate Is love with the lever reversed. Uneasy lies the head that is done up in curling papers. There is so much satisfaction in ing able to fool the real wise guy. be- If some people got all that was coming to them, it would not be diamond ti-ra-r- A congressman to whom a coat ol whitewash will not stick lacks stick- ing qualities. It looks as if the sassy little Japs would make a junk shop way off there Russhin old iron sales. You never can tell what a mother y or an will do un- in-la- w auto-be-bus- til they set out to get busy. The Korean girls always hide theii faces when they appear on the streets There are no chorus girls in Korea. When a fellow recklessly signs hu name to a choice and elaborate assortment of kisses, its dollars to doughnuts the woman wants the dole lars. Kisses in suits are veritable gold spoon holders. Kate Thy son Marr. breach-of-promiS- o A BUDGET OF MAXIMS. Rather than say nothing, men are content to speak ill of themselves. A proud man can never be a loser; no, not even when he renounces his pride. It is much less for a mans honor to distrust his friends than to be de- ceived by them. The small, boy may be late at Sunday school occasionally, but he nevrf Few people have the wisdom to lf.:e a circus act when misses the first reproofs that would do them good betcomes to town. ter than praises that do them hurt- - It is with true love, as with ghosts old bachelor who said that all and apparitions, a thing that everywomen were eligible for membership body talks of and scarce anybody in the painters union. Chicago Hews. hath seen. Of course it was some : vinegar-vis-age- d o The most disinterested love is, after all, but a kind of bargain in which the dear love of our own selves alLeisure is the time we get between ways proposes to be the gainer some Liberal-mindewomen cant keep the times we are doing something we way or other. Rochefoucauld. o ought to do. secrets. A BACHELORS THOUGHTS. on is difference honest be to little there matter After all, an Its easy between heir? left at the post and A woman can only be logical when a good income. finish. a Ld she hates a man. making to fiction than is stranger Truth liar. One trouble with folks who are alchronic Matrimony is about the worst joke the ways standing by their colors is that a woman can play on a man. and cant tell Two are needed to start a quarrel, they are color-blinTrue friendship between women is which is their own particular shade. hut one can stop it. a matter of doubt with most men. O A blooming idiot isnt necessary the Try the Shepard Co on collection. A man is the most important piece flower of the family. of furniture in a womans air castle. PHILOSOPHY. LEFT-HANDE- D d d, ; a young cream ice mans words when he says soda. A girl eagerly swallows The bonds of matrimony would be more popular if they paid each dividends. course, marriage is lottery; thats why the law interferes in so , many cases. Of The relations of a mans wife ways expect more of him than he pects of himself. al- ex- . |