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Show ...A, AN old BACHELOR 8 ays that Platonic love is the prologue to the I real thing. TRUTH. Be not as one that hath ten thou- sand years to live; death is nigh at hand; while thou livest, while thou hast time, be good. spinsterhood is often the flirt's pun 'lishment for contempt of court 1 If a bachelor is subject to hay fever She should avoid grass widows. JOTTINGS. A stylish woman often has a hus- band who is the latest thing out. When the writer was in the newsfor paper business he found it easier to When a widow goes gunning note a meet than to meet a note. smokeless uses 2 she powder. No. girls do their sleighing in January and their slaying in June. Some 52 0 The paper that has columns with heads all alike and one that always carries its points the paper of pins. 11 DIAMOND DIMPLES. Strike home" is a good motto to hang on the fence. The pitcher is never in such a bad box as when he is knocked out of one. To Sleep. A flock of sheep that leisurely pass by One after one; the sound of rain and bees Murmuring: the fall of rivers, winds and seas. Smooth fields, white sheets of water and pure sky; Ive thought of all by turns, and yet do lie Sleepless; and soon the small birds melodies Must hear, first utterd from my orchard trees, fingers. And the first cuckoos melancholy cry. You need not fear that the fans Even thus last night, and two nights more I lay. wont tumble to a player when he And could not win thee, Sleep! by falls down. any stealth; So do not let me wear away: It may prove a very serious miss-tak- e to let a ball slip through your to-nig- ht The successful fielder must be a Without thee what Is all the mornlns wealth? A secret is something a woman practical philosopher and take things Come blessed barrier between day and The rich woman who marries a pen- as they come. day, gets another woman to help her keep. Dear mother of fresh thoughts and joyniless adventurer and becomes a male ous health! cannot be blamed for carrier estabcalico a wears woman who While William Wordsworth. a The player may be able to walk rout. an male effective 0 on four balls, he must beware of takdress to church has the right brand lishing Musical Turkish Language. of religion. ing a drop too much. The Turkish language is said by RACE TRACK ECHOES. The outsider sees most of the scholars to be the softest and most A woman will jump at a conclusion Where theres a racehorse there's a game," especially when there are musical of modern times, being better almost as quickly as she will at sight adapted to the purpose of musical noof a mouse. forty thousand inside. query. tation and recitation than even the It does not necessarily follow that Italian. There are no female pugilists yet Nothing succeeds like winning' bets o because the magnate owns the club women frequently handle each other in sequence. French Tobacco Factories. he knows how to use It. without gloves. The French government employs The searchlight of publicity seldom 17,148 hands in its state tobacco facbankroll. latter-day Lots wife probably passed some shines on a some of these Facing tories. Fifteen thousand seven hunother woman and looked back to see seems "seeka deal like good pitchers dred of these are women, ihere are what she had on. Losing wagers are usually re- ing the bubble reputation even at the also 714 directors, foremen and hearsed;; winning ones constitute the cannons mouth. Some men go to war because they performance proper. can't get married, and some because Conditions dictate the comparative . The cautious bookmaker a divorce. figures cant they get importance of things. In one game a . that it is more profitable to rub off a run may be-ono account; in another, to is it a dozen than out. on wipe Girls who are always harping points it may win the pennant. the rights of women are apt to get score. left in the matrimonial deal. wh&t you please, every umpire The hardest exercise that some mor- is Say a modest and a generous nan, both The vise husband not only lets hit tals affect is the holding out of wa- for instead of posing as an ornament wife have the last word, but is tickled gers. This often makes them very to the bench he assists the players to indeed. tired, to reaches when she death it nearly do so. New York Telegraph. two-doll- ar - I . A lady writer says the coming wom- an will have her own bank account. been waiting for her several I have to the wise may be sufficient, but it remains for a tip to be delivered with telling effect years. . t'J a turf critic who successfully picked and winner on the card. 8AYINGS OF MARCUS AURELIUS. played every Otherwise, he was perfectly rational Live with the gods. To him who hath shall be given. The man with the racehorse is usually Look beneath the surface. the recipient of information concernThe ways of the gods are full of ing him from . some outside source. New York Telegraph. providence. o man should be upright; not be kept upright. A ! r"4 Consider the wise, what they shun and what they cleave to. If it is not seemly, is not do true, speak it not it not; if it A SPINSTER SAYS THAT difficult for some men to mean what they say. Its Some men are built for labor and some for political jobs. A man may have more money than The universe is change; our life is brains and still not be a taxpayer. what our thoughts make it Forward, as occasion offers. Never around to see whether any shall o A word Once upon a time there was ilarlbnes f The only charms some men possess are attached to their watch chains. : AN IDEAL HOSTESS. She is a clever woman who can fill the hostess part to perfection. Opinions differ as to what constitutes an ideal hostess, but according to a number of women who went over the question over the teacups at a tea here are some of the indispensable qualities she must possess: She must make you feel individually that you are the favored giiest. She must make you feel perfectly at home. She must see everything and yet possess the art of seeming to see nothing. She must never look bored. She must always be able to keep the conversation ball rolling. She must never let any one be slighted or overlooked. look She must know just when to ask Very few men have weak eyes from the amateur musician to display his looking on the bright side of things. or her talents. The longest lived and the shortest lived man, when they come to die, Some men invest in hair tonic as She must be perfectly unselfish lose one and the same thing. soon as they begin to come out on about her own pleasures. note 4.' it Let every act and speech and purpose be framed as if this moment thou mightest take thy leave of life. top. She must not neglect her guests anc sadder becomes man a When and at the same time must not give wiser his sadness usually exceeds his them too much of her owiriaociety. i;: wisdom. , Vk A' As for life, it is a battle and a SAID BY FOUR WISE: MEN. ,i? answe to be would the but man No willing a in sojourning strange land, fame that comes after it is oblivion. to half the things he says' during None are less eager to:ldarn than courtship. theV who know nothing. Suard. and Always take the short cut; that is the rational one. ' Therefore; f By the time age brings a man wis Conscience is the mostr lightened say and' do everything- according ' to I' dam. lie is generally too old to have cf all fiiloEcphers. J. J.'usseau. tcuadeet reason. ft any use for it. e.i 1 . - -- . f hl. , v 4-- 4 oob - uuuuiUg " |