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Show 10 Ingomar First in Kiel Race. nary mortal in anything. These eminent lords ov kreatlon must be taken In the race for big yachts at Kiel July 22. 1904. kare ov. June 24 the schooner yacht Ingomar, Mister Trooth: Yours kounsil. fer the grate owned by Morton F. Plant of New A meetln ov representativ sitlsens SPRINKLER. York, came in first and Emperor Willov the korners wuz held tew arrange P. S. i want mi wages razed. iams Meteor III finished third. The o fer a resepshun tew the sity kounwas on board the Meteor and Emperor G. H. business manager Brownlee, Goe-le- t sil, tha havln returned, frum forrin of the Nampa, Ida., Herald was in Cornelius Vanderbilt and Robert Metelands. were among bis guests. The Salt Lake on business Tuesday and Onerabul Heavy Taxpaer was kall-e- shaking hands with many old friends. or, however, owing to a mishap, had o not completed the course. The Ingoto the chare. He sed: We unSeveral copies of the Nampa Her- mar won the first prize in class A for derstand hour beluved kounsilmen ald, the new paper edited and man- schooner cruisers, and also the Krupp has returned frum the wilds ov by C. T. Harte, formerly city memorial prize. The Hamburg was en altho a few mite hav ben aged editor of the Herald and Tribune, and second. spared, a kind providence haz guided H. C. Brownlee, formerly manager of thare wanderin footsteps en preserved the Herald, have been received at this Lord Brilliant a Curiosity. office and each issue has been better them frum harm, en under the The paper is John Gerken of New York purkare ov the R. G. W. tha hav than itsandpredecessor. newsy and the manner in chased Lord Brilliant, the famous bright arrove home agen. It Is our duty ez which the merchants are advertising show horse from W. T. White of Mr. Gerken would not taxpaers tew see that these garjeens shows an appreciation of a good Cleveland. ov the public purse, who never kreate thing. state the exact figure he paid, but ad-- o mitted that it reached into the thouan offls unless a sister or a bruther-ln-laCaptain Adam Paul is down, from sands. He declared that he bought is tew be taken kare ov, who a is on He business. Oregon mining for Mrs. Gerwent tew see the worlds fare en buyer of mining properties in Oregon the horse as a curiositywho never d ken. Lord Brilliant, boarded fer three hole wekes without which are owned by Salt Lake people his name from the. tip of his tail a deal 1 sent expenses tew the sity or tew and expect to consummate 17 years In the to his clockwork forefeet, is within the next few days. them seifs shood be properly meantime he is exchanging greetings old. He has won 445 first prizes. with old Salt Lake friends. Lincoln Gets 1905 Shoot. The meetin deslded that the day ov The Illinois State Sportsmens assoWIT AND WISDOM. k the resepshun shood be made a ciation at their business meeting vothollda en the mare shood be Be jolly, and people will dub you as ed to return to Lincoln for the 1905 akordingly. It was also The officers elected were: shoot. Swift. tew rckwest the mare tew order President, Dr. E. P. Lawrence of Linthe nite horse kar restaurant klosd C. M. Powers of Be dignified, and people will call coln; so okshun the for that the you. uppish. Decatur: secretary and treasurer, smells frum the Hamburger stake Judge Donald McCormick of Lincoln. Be honest, and your friends will It was also decided to change the sandwltches shood not disturb the seshoot from a live bird to a target renity ov the okashun or ofend the call you rude. meet, as the sentiment was strong kounsilnianic nose whitch has been Be sincere, and people will be sure against live pigeon shooting. used to smellln better things. you have an ax to grind. Tew enabul the kounsl! tew hav a Moran Breaks a Record. high time a resepshun will be tenA jackass with a megaphone attachMoran J. of Chelsea, Mass., broke Dessikated ment Is an awful combination. dered on ensine peek. the mile motor pace record, covering turkee, dismembered chickens,' boto-nthe distance in 1:26 in the first old hen egg kavlar, slised steer Be cold and stately, and people will mile of the final heat of the an so 4th will be served en Hulett Aftur wonder if you are a Victim of remorse. motor paced bicycle race on the Manwill provide the drinks. cetin the follerin program ov toasts hattan Beach track. New York. In Be cautious, and people will say the first heat Moran lost his will be had: pace in The sity kounsil; its junkits en you are no better than you ought to the third mile, and was easily beaten how tha are arranged, by Orsons be. In the second heat by Leander. brother. Moran just beat MacFarland at the Junkiting az a promoter ov publik If you get into hard luck, dont be tape; but England man had ' morality, by A. J. Davis. ov junkit-in- . surprised if your friends are afflicted no difficultythein New winning the final heat, Morality as a promoter with a loss of memory. as Leanders pace was faulty toward by Dean. the end of the race. now az tha are bilt, Reservoirs, and friends Wear your diamonds, by Fernstrom. The proper kare ov hand bags, by will ruin your reputation by wonderFast Time in an Auto. ing (out loud) how you got them. Preese. The pike; its legs, its ankles an Harry S. Harkness, who shattered A woman always judges another wo- all American records for .its arms, by Black. long disHow I would like to hav seen the man by her clothes. A badly tailored tance automobiling by driving his sixKurns Korners d Jockey Sheehan Injured. Jockey J. Sheehan, one of the best known riders of the western turf, will in all probability, not be able to ride again this year as the result of a street car accident at St. Louis in which his left foot was partially torn off. He is under contract to George C. Bennett, the Memphis turfman and horse owner. : mfs-sou- pro-tickl- ri er w "e-lie- re-sceve- d. pub-lic- pe-tishon- ed de-side- d Italian Cyclist Here to Race. Mario Rossini is the latest foreign cyclist to visit America, and he will be a, competitor on the N. C. A. grand circuit. Rossini is a stocky built Italian cyclist who, besides winning in Italy, France and Germany, has had a successful inning in Argentine Republic. i Dillon and Delmar to Meet. Major Delmar and Lou Dillon will, In all probability, be matched to meet in a race . at the Grand circuit meet ing at Detroit. Alta McDonald, who trains Major Delmar, acting for E. E. Smathers, his owner, has authorized Secretary Snyder to arrange this match. Secretary Snyder expects there will be no difficulty in arranging the match and will leave for New York in a few days to see Mr. owner of Lou Dillon, and clinch match. the Bill-ing- : vice-presiden- t, l, 2-- 5, five-mil- hoochee koochee, by Nauhausen. woman is found guilty every time. 'The soothin inflooense ov a sleepln Kate Thyson Marr. kar, by Barnes. The red onion as a civilizer, by llobda. New Hour Bicycle Record. How tew see the saint Lewis xpo The worlds hour record in bicycle sishim without kost, by Harten-steai- hour racing is now 54 miles 545 yards, The losin ov a grate opportunity, by Tommy Hall of England. It must be remembered, however, that this wich is regret, by Martin. After the toasts are over the koun journey was made behind a big motor silmen will parade orund the sity tew bicycle with a wind shield, so that see if any ov the streets hav strayed the performance of Bobby Walthour of oft or ene irrigashun dlches hav got the Columbia team is believed to be lost sins thare deparcher. A. J. will more creditable. Walthours thirty make a speshul note of any new plasis miles in 33:52 is almost a minute y the R. M, B. kan stick poles, a half and faster than Hall supplied on West Third South, ware when made his hour record. he thare is only fifty poles to the blok, n. 3-- espe-shull- 5 ty horse-powe- r e machine from Boston to New York, a distance of 254 miles, in six hours and minutes, said that in driving his automobile down hill from Boston the car attained a speed of 100 miles ah. hour. The speedometer showed eight-thre- e miles an hour on level roads. fifty-fiv- e Roberts lllini Captain. Center Fielder R. O. Roberts has been elected captain of the University of Illinois baseball team for next year. Roberts has been a member of the team for three years and Is a crack fielder and a good batter. without a franchise. Frank Jay will xamine city avenue tew notis if it kneads ene raoar gravil, wile Fern-struwill prosecd tew the reservoir tew observe the progress maid site durin the absens ov his grateness. A kollekshun will be taken up tew m remuner? the kommitty organizin the junkit fer ene side xpenses tha ma hav ben tew. Bein sity kounsilmen. representativ men, elevated tew hi en lofty plase it wood be a reflekshun on the munlsipality if tha wer Compelled tew de?end tew the IsvIJ ov ph ordi 32 o s, O Bullman to Ride in France. Jockey Bullman is another American rider who will ride on a foreign track this year. He sailed for France June 21, accompanied by Iliram Pierce. Bullman is engaged .by a wealthy French horse owner to ride his horses for the remainder of the season. We All Ought to Be Like That. We knew a little girl once with a mighty tender conscience. When she found herself doing something wrong she would run to her mother and say, I didnt Then her mother would say, Loulie, what have you been doing? and would find out all about it Charlotte (N. C.) News. -- RAPlbRBS |