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Show TRUTH succeeded in getting their troubles with the meat trust arbitrated. Now if us fellows who are paying all the Issued Weekly by way from 18 to 22 cents per pound Truth Publishing Company. for bacon and correspondingly high Western Newspaper Union Building. 241 tariffs for round steak could only seSouth West Temple Street, cure a hearing, how lovely matters Salt Lake City. ' John W. Hughes, Editor and Manager. might be adjusted. Entered June 19, 1903, at .alt Lake City, Looking over the table of figures ms ter, under Act Utah, as second-clas- s in Senator Kearns speech to the asof Congress of March 3, 879. sembled postmasters in Provoj we Terms Of Subscription: 32.01' are forced to the conclusion that his ONE YEAU (In advance) 1.00 old MONTHS SIX (In advance) habits stick to him and that once 75 THREE MONTHS (In advance) more he obtained leave to print. Postmasters sending subscriptions to TRUTH may retain 25 per cent of sub- Certainly no set of men would sit scription price os commission. and listen to that astonishing array If the paper is not desired beyond the of multiplication facts. date subscribed for, the publication should be notified by letter two weeks Missouris Democracy has nomior more before the term expires. nated Joe Folk, on a platform conDiscontinuances. Remember that the publisher must be no- demning boodling and repudiating tified by letter when a subscriber readwishes his paper stopped; all arrears those who practice it; virtually must be paid In full. ing them out of the party. The masses Requests of subscribers to have their of the people are all right yet, and paper mailed to a new address, to seof the Democcure attention, must mention former as this action on the part well as' present address. racy of old Missouri shows it. x Address, all communications to TRUTH PUBLISHING COMPANY, Salt Lake Everybody will extend their condo. City, Utah. lences to Mayor Roylance of Provo, who was afflicted on Wednesday last in the death of a very dear sister, Miss Nellie Roylance. Some time ago the National Negro Liberty party met and nominated a Former Senator Pettigrew is said candidate for president of the United to have declared against Parker. States, one W. T. Scott, a negro of Really it looks as if after all said and Belleville, Illinois. Scott was recent- done, this may be a Democratic year. ly arrested and tried on the charge of Bill Giasmann will have another keeping a disorderly house and was sentenced to twenty days in jail. So chance to throw rocks at Dr. Condon. the national committee has taken him The latter has declared himself for off the ticket and has substituted the United States senate. o George E. Taylor of Ottumwa, Iowa, which. is right and proper. A candiGLASSMAN VS. KEARNS. date for president , who wjll keep a When Marcus Brutus plunged his disorderly house, make-- rough house or do anything of the sort ought to bread knife into the vermiform apbe sent to jail. But what a fierce ef- pendix of Julius Caesar, the wounded fect this chap's actions will have on ruler loked at his former friend and those who are striving to better the and exclaimed in reproachful accents: conditions of the negro. Those who Et tu Brute, and then covering his maintain that he is better off. as he is face with his mantle sank down at will point to the fact that there is lit- the base of the statue of the great tle hope when the candidate for the Pompey and cashed in his large stack exalted position of president of the of yellow chips. As Antony said in - . a Ingratitude more strong than traitors arms, quite vanquished him. Then burst his mighty heart. Ever since the election of T. Kearns, nearly four years ago, peoacts of ple have talked of the many kindness done by the senator to one Glassman, speaker of the house at the time Kearns was elected. Kearns was very considerate of the welfare of Bill for many months afterward. It was remarked, too, that Kearns election had a salutary effect on Bill. After Tom had received the certificate Bill wore better clothes, Bill had more money to spend, Bill built a house and painted it; Bill did several things. He seemed to have a lucky streak. Some people said that voting for Tom had brought him good luck, like touching a hunchback, others said that Bill had but never mind what they said; some people are jealous of the honest and virtuhis oration: . al-wa- ys ous. Bill was a good friend of Tom until very recently, when he concluded he would adorn the United States senate himself. Since that time he has been quietly harpooning Kearns and the latest stab with his keen rapier of satire, made over from the blade of a scythe, is appended. The headlines, President bold and black, read; Roosevelt and Senator Kearns. The story of how they met and loved and hated and what caused it Mark Hanna, dead now, the innocent cause of Here is the narraall the trouble. tive: Senator Kearns is no longer the friend of President Roosevelt and the loss of that warm friendship, which it was said at one time existed, was caused by Senator Kearns trying to ride in Senator Mark Hannas band wagon and Teddys at the same time. The following statement was made by a United States senator, the truth of which will be vouched for by the senior senator from Utah. One day a United States senator called on the president with a marked copy of the Salt Lake Tribune, in which Roosevelt was abused most shamefully, and Mark Hanna was lauded to the sky (of course all .this took place before Senator Hanna died, and when he was supposed to have been a candidate for president). The president read the article and then United States gets sent up for. twenty days asj punishment for keeping a house of ill-repu- te. . i In conversation with one of the promoters of the new packing house, Truth learns that, contrary to general. belief, this state can be made a center and that great within two years after such an industry is established; there will be plenty of hogs. We are glad to learn this, because Utah is being held up, swindled and robbed by the eastern pack- Heber M. Wella. President. V. H. Tyree, & Gen. Pres. W. H. Cunningham, Mgr. Secretary W. S. McComlck, Treasurer. SPEND YOUR MONEY AT HOME. net , house employees have e. moniously dismissed Perry Heath as the alleged manager of the Tribune, thus hoping to make peace all around. Just a few days ago a friend of Senator Toms called on the president and said that Perry Heath had been fired from the Tribune because he had been unfriendly to the president. Roosevelt had one of those smiles on his face, all his own, which soon shaped itself into a grin showing those beautiful white teeth, for which Teddy is famous, and then his mouth opened and said, Yes, in Utah Perry Heath was bounced because he fought the Mormon church, but in Washington because was beheaded Perry he fought the president, in both instances obeying his master, Thos. He may fool the Mormon Kearns. people twice, but Teddy is fooled but once by the same man. Now comes the sequel of the sequel. The president sent for Reed Smoot and said, Senator Smoot, unless they prove that you are living in oplygamy, you will hold your seat. In that event, the appointments Senator Kearns has secured, for his friends will go to you. Call and see me any time you want anything, and great big Reed Smoot straightened up to his full height and walked down Pennsylvania avenue. He met a reporter of the Washington Star, who said, Senator Smoot, what do you think of the investigation by this time?. Please say, said the senator, that I never was more hopeful in my life of retaining my seat. How will Utah stand for Roosevelts queried the reporter. He will get the biggest Republican majority in the history of the and state. Here is my car, good-byReed Smoot started for home, arriving just in time to see Tom Kearns barrel opening up. Now coines the great finale. Col. Hays, fearing his $4,500 job In Washington Is at stake, has decided to take his vacation this summer in Ogden in order to manage Senator Toms camfedpaign. But the boys who want Seneral appointments had better see ator Reed Smoot before it Is too late. Again, in the language of the school girl do. we quote: Thus we see that virtue is Its own reward. e, - - front the Utah senator with the Trlb-unThe messenger boy soon brought Senator Tom to the White House and the president asked who controlled the Salt Lake Tribune, and Thotnas the silver kihg, admitted he had that distinguished honor. The president then brought out the clippings froin the Tribune, which he had received for six months past, and Senator Tom said he had seen them before. The president gasped, You have? Tom nodded his senatorial head. Thats all, thundered Teddy, and the friendship between the president of the United States and Thomas Kearns of Utah was ho more. Now comes the sequel. Thomas Kearns, through his Tribune, had been fighting the Mormon church as well as the president of the United States, and last month Senator Tom decided to straighten cut his crossed wires, and he uncere- n? . wThe- packing was, Thomas Kearns. The president fell into his seat and pressed the e,ec-tri- e button and doubtingly said, it cant be possible. I have befriended him so much. Send for him and con- - hog-produci- ers. !A.t no time during the era of prosperity prated about have hogs sold for more than 7 , cents on. the hoof, and yet we pay 17. .and 24 cents per- pound for bacon and hams and are: victimized. In every maimer possible by the meat trust. Give us the packing house and let It not be built for sale' to the combine, but for our owii use. Whep built every loyal citidfid' ihake a zen shlcftd stknd success of It, no matter how fierce the war that will bo made upon It. said, I have been receiving markai copies of this paper for six months past, and it is nothing but the vanor ings and howls of Perry Heath. More than that, Mr. President, said the senator, do you know that a United States senator is the owner of Tribune? Who is the senator queried the president, and the reply i hiKM 1 Organized end Conducted Under the State Laws of Utah. Affording Greater Advantages and Facilities to Its Patrons ... than foreign Incoropratloos. . Office, KMC ... Salt Lake City, Utah. J i , : Or The Burlington Route Palace Sleep' er leaves Salt Lake daily at 3:15 p. m arrives St. Louis 7:19 in the morn tng. Good time to reach the Fair. 0 Try The Shepard : Oo. on oollectloo |