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Show TRU T H 12 promptly and fervently denide any llllslt lntenshuns on his part to monkey with Peery, wich denial bein made he pulled down the korner ov his i en winked at Jo. Put alas for Peery; he haz ben smitten bi the jaw boan ov an ass an haz retired tew his beluved THE RESTAURANT AT LAGOON aisle. lar with the 'people of Salt Lake. It adds zest to the appetite to go out there where the air is pore and . in-clood- in the surroundings so it Try : delightful. some evening. J. BERGERMAN, Lessee. by deklared that Peerys discharge washes all Toms gilt awa. Resolved That the redukshus ov Toms bank ackount on the part ov the greedy Peery b4 he wood agree tew Toms skape gote wen there are menny others ov us needin kash, waz not gentlemanly. We are lookin fer a grate menny things tew transpire in the korners sune. Tom haz written tew lots ov Republikans pledging them his support if tha will run fer this en that en is doin it quietly so that his pleges will not be found out. Tom must get there. He fooled the peepul wunst an beleeves he kan do it agen. Jo en Ben are worken hard en; are up tew more politikal trix than a cage full ov traned be-ku- m This haz kaused a gloom to kum over us. The feelin ov sorro bekums grater az it gradyooally begins tew dawn on the minds ov Jo, Ben, Geo. en the other human parafernalya, the mouse, that Tom haz gathered around him that thare turn ma kum next. That now realize that the favor ov Tom like that ov prlnses, is unsertaln. Tew give expreshun tew our feelins a mass meet! n ov the korners waz kal-leMr. Ezybot, an old retainer waz made chareman en the followin waz younanimously adopted. Whereas: In the fulnes ov time en the orders ov Tom en esteamed resident ov the korners, Mister Peery Heath Esq. haz ben unexpectedly kalled to end his life of luxury on a lately diskovered aisle midst the raging waters surrounding Nova Skosha, is getting very popu- after the blame must all rest on Peesy. Resolved: That we commend Perry az a man who haz obyeyed orders tew the letter, but tew pertekt Tom is the hour of his deep nesessity it is here- d. monkeys. The warm weather of the past week caused many people to seek relief from the oppressive heat at the various resorts. Saltair was extensively patronized and the temperature of the lake being all that could be en desired, every one has enjoyed themThe water has selves thoroughly. been simply delightful and with it at the proper state as regards warmth, and its well known invigorating qualities, bathing has been such as to attract the attention of large numbers who have hitherto withheld their patronage. Several events of importance are scheduled for the near future, as will be seen by consulting the advertisement in this issue. J J Keveryone who has visited Lagoon this week has returned with glowing accounts of the place. The flowers are blomming in profusion and the clustering foliage has grown to an extent that the shade is perfect and the many cosy spots there are a marvel of coolness and comfort. The little railroad has been changed so that its route lies along the shores of the lake and it is extensively patronized. J 3 Calder s Park has drawn good crowds, the races and other attractions having invited the attention of the crowds. CalderB is better this year than ever before, and the attractions are such as to merit the patronage bestowed. The ride to and from the place is by no means an insignificant feature of the trip and every one who takes a ride down there appreciates it. CalderB presents some nice attractions during the coming week and those who desire to get away form the city and its heat for a short time will do well to take a trip down there and have a good time. o MASS MEETING AT THE CORNERS Kurns Korners, July 14. Mister Trooth: Sins the departchoor of deer Perry there haz ben deep gloom restin over the korners. Wen it waz furst thro the medium ov Trooth n that Utahs grate man, Senatur Efforts had arranged to remoove Peery tew that bourn, the lleand near Nova Skoosha, frum whense no Peery haz ever returned, Mister Kurns, in accordance with that hi karackter he haz assoomed since being elekted senatur, with a sang froyd surpased only by the late lamented Aiinannias, Whereas: Hon. Mister Peery Heath Esq, wile a resident ov the korners obeyed the orders ov Mister Kurns tew the letter en run the grate organ ov purity, harmony en probity, the Salt Lake Triboon, az our beluved senatur wisht it tew be run; givin the Mormons and Senatur Smoot hell, an makin butiful en vigrus attaks on gentiles ez didnt worship our Tom, en Whereas: the time fer another elekshun fur senatur is approashln, en Tom is desirus ov suckeedin himself, en az at this writln the chanses are not so brite ez tha mite be, en Whereas: it bekame necessary in the course of human events for wun smooth individyoual to sever the bonds wich bound him to another in order tew pull the wool over the eyes ov the Mormons en hide his own wurk, there lour be it Resolved: That Peery haz no kick komin, as sum wun had to suffer tew save Utahs unparalleled produkshun, Senatur Tom. Resolved: That notis iz hereby served. .on the Mormon peepul that havin discharged Petry with thanks Tom is absolved frum all responsibility fer attacken them an that hear- . FOR. THE WEEK Satu day-Rcpu- Wiean Day. Speeches by Utah s orators. Excellent proof gramme amusements. July 20 Scandinavian day. July 21 Ladies' Souvenir Day. Prize Waltziag Tuesdays and Fridays. Band Concert Sunday afternoon and evening. Utah State Band. ADMISSION TO PARK, 10 CENTS GOOD IN TRADE Yours for Peery SPRINKLER. ns AT THE RE80RT8. EXCURSIONS o great deal of money at home. We are sending too much money out of Utah Next Sunday. for beef, pork and mutton. We raise Via 0. S. L. Enjoy the novelty of a the cattle, sheep and hogs, send them ride over Great Salt Lake by rail. Leave Salt Lake 9:3 a. m., returning east and let the beef trust slaughter them and then buy them back at rates 5:00 p. m. Round trip, $1.50. MIDLAKE EXCURSION. o To the mayor and the members of the city council Truth makes suggestion on behalf of the people who enjoy riding in Liberty Park. At present a sign directs all people to turn to the right upon entering the park,- and instead of passing each other on both sides the driveway, an endless chain of vehicles going in the same direction is noted. Make the rule that people can turn to the right by taking either direction from the main entrance and as a result vehicles going in both directions will be noted, and instead of a man in a buggy being compelled to view the tail end of his neighbors buggy he can see others passing him. It is a rule that obtains in every other park in the country, and should obtain here. - which are simply extortionate. To Jim Leary and his associates in this enterprise we wish all manner and sorts of success; they are the kind of people we like. Go it, gentlemen, and give us the packing house. After four weeks of constant mention by Truth of the candidacy of Bill Glasmann for the senate, the Herald has discovered his candidacy and makes a column of the story, on the front page. If it happens its in the Herald, if it takes a month to get it there. The juvenile editorial wrtier for the Herald has gone east to interview William J. Bryan as to his policy in the coming campaign. Knowing the pe- culiar qualities of the writer aforesaid as we do, we o tremble fer the future politcal safety The gentlemen who are behind the of Colonel Bryan, because we feel that movement to establish a packing house unable to cope with he will be here have the hearty support of Truth the fierce totally fire of adroit queries that and all of those who are vitally inters will be put to him and will fall down ested in greater Salt Lake. Truth has awfully. It was a cruel stroke; one sendbeen contending that manufacturing which all of us will regret, this and of a man to perplex, annoy is what we have needed and now need. ing entangle the Lincoln man, and we mar This enterprise is one that will keep a vel at the disposition of the management in such adopting an uncharitable, such a sanguintary course. cross-examinatio- n : o , HAD TO SACRIFICE FINEST IN BATHING THE WORLDS Authorities Made Highland SATURDAY, JULY 16- Grand Ball. 17 Popular Gonasrt. SUNDAY, ' 18 Children's Danciaf Matinee. MONDAY, " 18 Salt Lake Stake M. I. A. TUESDAY, 21 FRIDAY, 22 20 an-nouns- ed Philippine War Veterans. Ramblers Club. Ladles' Aid Society of First M E. Church. Eighteenth Ward Loyal Americans. Y. L. M. I. A. of 7th Ward. Fraternal Brotherhood. Un-tiri- Largest hardwood dancing floor in the world. this season. New. ' Improved bathing fa cilitles. in 1000 bath houses, 200 new this season, built in deep water. No Exception Catholic Bishop. of the highlands of Scotland many Catholic priests of the mountains and islands have permission to protect their throats from the raw damp of the winter by beards, often of quite patriarchal dimensions. remember, says a writer, a good old Scottish padre who was elected (much against his will) bishop of s highland see and went to Rome to receive episcopal consecration with his cheeks adorned with whiskers Amid WEDNESDAY," THURSDAY, " WHISKERS. MI much more voluminous than the clerical inch which custom or cour tesy used to allow to all Catholic eo clesiastics. The cardinal prefect of propaganda, who was to perform the consecration ceremony, was. horrified and insisted on the sacrifice of the whiskers before the consecration took submitted nn place. The bishop-elec- t der protest But he was no 'sooner back in his highland fastness than the whiskers blossomed forth again." |