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Show . TRUT T5 CITY KOUNSILS DEPARTURE. KRUG'S OMAHA BEER. Krug's "Cabinet" . As attritions ss any English Porters or Malt Tonies, and a Connoisseur'! delight. Krug's "Extra Pale eeeaalona.. delivered la any part of the elty. j The Old Resort, 276 South Main Street. ADAM SNYDER. Proprietor. riumosu root r. BNWfrowiHHMiTWimMmrrtmwnTfiTnS from this state left yesterday morn- ing for the scene of action. Alan Lovey, alternate for Senator Rawlins, took the former senators place on the delegation. The members declined the invitation of the California delegation to go on the special train, preferring to go by themselves. Senator Bamberger and Senator in are already Cannon the east, havin left for a visit to several points some days ago, and will join the Utah delegation at St. Louis. The delegates are reticent about expressing preferences for candidates, but will no doubt be found on the band wagon at the proper time. Hon. D. H. Peery, national committeeman, is in St. Louis and is at the Jefferson hotel, where he awaits the coming of the balance. The delegation is a unit against the adoption of any plank calculated to disturb conditions here in this state. The ass who writes politics for the Tribune says: A prominent member of the Young Mens Democratic club says Sam Newhouse has not consented to act as the clubs first president, etc., etc. The ass must have had another pipe dream. Mr. Newhouse was consulted by a committee before be- ing elected, and consented to take the place. The ass has another guess coming. detectives in plane kloes, en badges, so ez to not bu taken fer 2nd. o The wisest consumer! order Castle Gate or Clear Creek coal. There Is mono better The poleece, unmount id. 4 th. The mountid polleece. 5th. The fire departmint. Otli. The mare, wearin a sigh of releef. 7tli. Donasliuns frum Salt Lake, Fishers, on Wagners health food factories. 8th. The denizens of the stray 2d. pound. 9th. The ally ukavenger karts. 10th. The chane gang, washed up for the okasliun. 11th. Gradyuutes of the pole tax departmint. 12th. Sprinklin karts. 12th. Hot tnmale merchants. 14tli. The sity kounsil, wearin new plug liats en dressed in storo kloes en karryin a banner with the motto e Everything free. Ef Jay in a all by his lonesome, hold in a gavel in wun hand an instruksliuns frum Orson in the other. 15th. Sitisens in karridges, street kars, horse bak, on foot, eny old way. The line of march will be down by State stret to Hewletts gum hospital, thence to A. J. Davis' palashul manshun, on First South, thence to Fernstrom's villa by the slough, thence to the residences of the other kounsilmen, windin up at the korner ov Second South en Mane, where the parade will halt en listen to a hand organ resital. The kounsil will then perseed to the depot where the last farewells will be sed. The exercises will kiosc with en address by Mister Hewlett: How to karve turkeys. The peepul, with bowed heds, will sing: Fare thee well, if not forever; Still forever, fare the well. The kounsil will sing: Then youll remember me, en for an enkore will give: Some day well wander bak agen. The kounsilmens private kars inside will be handsumly dekorated with sirkus tikets. On the side ov eech kar will be hung a large banner bearin the legend: Everything free; it dont cost us a sent. Fer pertick-ler- s call at Hewletts. Orders will be isshooed ahed tew all points givin the kounsil the rite of wa to all lunch kounters an bulitins will be ishooed warnln all kattle en koyotes to keep off from the trak until the onerbul sity counsil hez passed. The sity employees will not be re-- of by delicious beverage o Truth is at a loss to discern why stringent restrictions should be put upon the use of water for lawn sprinkling and other purposes .at this time, when there is plenty of water and to spare. The excess in City creek for months has been large and even yet there is a big surplus flowing down the creek into the lake day and night. Under these circumstances why should the people not have all the water they need? Another thing we dont see the logic of is the persistent attempt to force water meters upon the people. Water meters wont make any more Water, but it would cost the citizens probably $250,000 to procure them and there is no necessity for them. There is a nigger In the wood pile, sure. q A contented woman le the one who hai baking and cooking to do, and uses Clear Creak ebaL most refreshing, palatable, appetizing and healthful sparkling TABLE AND BAR. WATER in existence. TK EVER.Y MEAL IS A FEAST IS SER.VED. WHEN IDAN-HA At THE first-cla- ss NATURAL fufopitn Pliiit. The New Wilson A. FRED WEY. The Meet UptO'Dete Hotel West SALT LAKH CITY. Pried RadaumL Rato. SI te S3 Far Dr Larga, Light Sam pit Raoma. 200 roam. With TcWphaoc, Hat an! Cold Running Watan X Silty Private Batha. Popular quired to work diuln the absence of the dads. Yours fer free junkits, SPRINKLER. o CLEVELAND ON FORESTRY. kar-ridg- The Pleasure of Living that the constant use greatly enhanced la Strictly fealty koiinailinen. par-tisipa- te J Willyum Juwn Lincli, cheef of poleeee. Kurns Korners, June 27, 1904. Mister Trooth: All things kuniH tew him who wates. At last Messrs. Martin Preece cn Hewlett en colleags are tew be permitted tew ride in a reel Pulmon kar, sit down on reel plush sects, liav a reel darky wate on them, at nite go tew bed in a reel sleepin kar, eat thare meels in a reel dinin kar en see a reel worlds fare, are going lew be exihiled a, reel kounsil-meen all this without payin wun red sent. Awl this hex reely ben arranged by onerbul Ef Jay Hewlett; reely wunderful, reely wunderful. En the ralerode kompany thro' the reel magnetism ov Mister Hewlett's reel irresistabul smile iz goin tew pay the frate, will take charge en pa all bills, fer Frank sed so, en who hez had more experyunz in this town than Orsons brother, spechially when he liaz the abul assistance ov that bashful, retirin, gentilman, Mister Martin. The mare has ben direktid by resolution, to deklare tlie day ov the kounsils departure a publik holiday. All salunes will be klosed, all skool chidren wil be gathered at the city hail square to view the start. Each skolar will be presented with the kounsil glad hands and a winnin smile. All churches will be requested to hold meetins the nite b4 en beseech Providence to thro around our innosent kounsilmen His protection arm while exposed tew the dangers ov a kold, unfeelin wurld so far frum home en frens. On the mourning the kounsil leves at G a. m., shootin krackers will be fired at Fort Duglas en in Plum Alley tew notify the Sitisens to rise en prepare for the last good bye. At 7:15 a. m.f 15 shootin krackers will be fired tew notify sitisens that the kounsilmen are eatin the last mele they will have tew pa for for three weeks. At 8 a. m., 15 shootin krackers will be fired tew let peepul kno they must leve thare homes tew in the farewell parade. At 9 a. m., 15 shootin krackers will be fired tew notify the Japs tew suspend hostilities against Russia for 1 hour and 16 sekonds that the kounsil may not be disturbed in thare march tew the depot. The perseshin will form at 10 a. m. at the kounty buildin ez follows: n Light, and mild, and palatable, and appropriate on all Utter of the above brands 1st. l Clubs, Bars, Cafes and Hotels, MINERAL Or R.IEGER4L LINDLEY. WATER. CO., Ogden, Ajents, Salt Lake City. Utah. The following, by drover Cleveland, is so apt and to the point that wo cheerfully print it. It is a part of an article in the Century magazine: "The centennial celebration of our acquisition of the vast domain included in tho Louisiana Purchase suggests certain topics which, though important to other localities and at all limes, ate peculiarly related to the western section of our country, and are now more, than ever demanding serious attention. "Those most proudly happy in their sanguine Americanism, and most confident of our ability to accomplish all things, must confess that opr national life has been habitually beset with careless wastefulness, and that a palpable manifestation of this wastefulness is seen in the dcsrluction of tree growth and the denudation of watersheds on our western lands. Laws passed with the professed intent of protecting cur forests have been so amiably construed as to admit of easy evasion; and their execution has too often been lax and perfunctory. In the meantime, public opinion on this subject, which might be as effective as legal enactment, has comfortably slumbered. "Even if we now abjectly repent of our sins of emission and commission in our treatment of the forests and streams which nature has given us, and reproach ourselves for the neglect of a trust Imposed on us for the benefit of future generations, we must at the same time humbly confess that the punishment we have suffered by flood, by drought, by tornado, by fire, by barrenness of soil, and by loss of timber value, is well deserved. "In these circumstances it Is exceedingly gratifying to have an appropriate opportunity to congratulate those who have constantly labored in the cause of forestry and forest preservation, as well as those Interested in the cognate subject of irrigation, upon the prospect that these topics are to have more prominent places in governmental care. Through the teachings of intelligent forestry it has been made plain that in our western localities ruinous floods and exhausting droughts can be and productive largely prevented, moisture in useful degree and at needed periods secured by a reasonable and discriminating preservation of our forest areas; the advocates of irrigation have been led to realize that it is useless to provide for the storage of water unless the sources of its supply are protected; and all those who. in a disinterested way, have examined these questions concede that tree growth and natural soil on our watersheds are more valuable to the masses of our people than the footprints of sheep or cattle. The opportune time has arrived when effective public Interest In forestry and forest preservation should be persistently aroused and . |
