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Show TRUTH. THE SITY KOUNSEL. KRUGS Mister Trooth: attendid kounsel meetln this week, enjol seeln a good minstrel sho, tew me it is a rekreashun, an the neeiv est i kin run across wun these times is i BEER. OMAHA Kurns Korners, June 22, 1904. 1 ! Krugs Cabinet Aa nutrltioua 11 any English Porters or Malt Tonies, an4 a Connoisseur's delight. Krug's j Extra Pale Light, and mild, and palatable, aud appropriate oa all ooeaalons., Either of the above brands dsllvered la say part of the olty. The Old Resort, : 276 South Main Street. ADAM SNYDER, Proprietor. riupMOMi tomt y. much a month it costs Councilman Martin for his electric light since he made his sham attack on the electric light company. Others would like to know how much he pays for his telephone service. o ' Jerrold R. Letcher has been appointed resident agent for the Moffat road, and has filed articles and other papers fer record. This is just what has been expected of Letcher for some time. Posing as a member of the poverty-stricke-n and poor party, the Demoat last he is forced to come cratic, oiit under the lime light of publicity in his proper position, that of a railroad magnate; the representative of a grasping corporation. It is a blow that shatters an idol, but at the same time we feel to congratulate Letcher on his elevation to the proud position of agent for D. H. Moffat, many times a millionaire. o BY THE BACHELOR GIRL. I ; An excellent way to get over a love affair Is to marry the man. t Marriage has some resemblance to cards. Hearts and diamonds are both ' involved, clubs sometimes come Into (the game, and, unless the divorce court intervenes, spades are trumps tew witness the operashuns en movements of our onurable slty dads. From the presidin efflsur down tha er an amusin lot. The kaim dignity with wlch tha kin discuss questyuns ov no value, en the triflin slipshod manner tha can dispose ov Importunt matters Iz calkulated tew impress taxpayers. The questyun ov allowin the seeler ov waits en mesyurs a horse wuz up. Wile diskusin horse sevral made jackasses ov themselves, en tho tha no It is imperatife that the fellers usin short wates be j&rked up, these wise dads agin refused to let the seeler have a horse en buggy so he cood get round and katch the gllty ones, but sa "yo kin hire a rig fer so many dais, Tha probly suppose that the cheeten Is dun. only on sertaln dais. Wen the questyun wuz up of pavin about 3 miles uv streets jnvolvln half a milyun dollars, these large taxpayers and heavy wates put it thru in a giffe, wen a questyun ov a 90 dollar horse en a 100 dollars bugge is up it ocupise 3 meetins, a mayors veto en the end is not yet. The sirkus lisins muddle wuz unfort-unu- t for the kounsil ez it kolls atten-shu- n to the grate necessity ov sertin kounselmen belli seen if things are tew run smooth. Wen kounselmen gravely diskuss wether to aksept a lot ov free tickets or not, en then afterward the law iz vioiatid, en the sirkus gets off with pain half lisens you kin bet tho tickets wer akseptld. Preece, Hobday, Martin en Orsons brother wood never let a sirkus pass without bein in on the free list. The indiskreshun ov witch tha ar gilty is in bein found out. Tha shud take better kare ov the next time, az tha are on to all the kounsil side jobs, en wen tha are neglekted it kums out in the papers. On the water questyun the kounsel is still struglln. up tew date the most tha hav lerned about water wuz on their tour tew Amerikin Fork, were tha were treeted tew a 7 mile ride thro rain, tha found It was wetter than the beer tha karreed along. At present the entire attenshun ov our grate legisla- under ground, en in this kanyun in inpartikular, tha are now going up to iz vestigate- The fakt that a brewery an at tho mouth of the kanyun is not indoosement. After a while the pendulum will swing th uther wa en the kounsil will get bak to Cottonwood, then to Fernstrums preshus reservour site, &c., but we are goin tew have more water as the kounsil en mayor sals we will en tha are infalibul. yours truly, SPRINKLER. OGDEN LETTER. If any one doubts that Weber is the promised land for newspaper fakers, let him pay for a months subscription to the State Journal, and be convinced. Time was when mention of a newspaper faker finger at always pointed t its tell-tal- e has been Bill but the mayor-edito- r and is by the daily strut of a Democratic paper, edited by the Democratic state chairman, boosting for a Republican candidate for senator. In season and out of season; no matter the occasion, the State Journal defends, boosts, lauds, praises, puffs and magnifies Mr. Kearns till there is no escaping the conclusion that Tom has added another sheet to g his pay roll and his praises are being sung at so much per solo. The motto of the paper has been, We need the money. It is not the first time the wind has been raised from that same quarter. June out-Bille- d high-soundin- Jt J There is another explanation, ever, for the pro-Kear- ns how- sentiments of rs I I at last MM 1 A Chicago University professor has informed his class that flirting is in- . ' The Pleasure of Living the constant use enhanced Is greatly No wonder women think highly of tea! It has been a great civilizer. Not till me began to drink tea. Instead of their everlasting alcoholic preparations, did social intercourse really begin In the Western World. A woman accosted by a tramp in Port .Murray knocked him Into the canal and went serenely on to prayer meeting. A Hoboken woman stopped e In time to prea runaway vent It dashing into a crowd of school Do New Jersey women children. mean to keep this thing up, or is It merely sporadic? fire-hors- The wisest consumers order Castle Gate or Clear Creek coaL There is none better. of that delicious by beverage structive. One wonders If he reached his conclusion by a process of syllogistic reasoning, or just found out by experience. The New Wilson ' A. FRED WEY. The Moat UptoDate Hotel Teal SALT LAKE CITY. Papubr Prktd kotauranL Rates. SI to S3 PvD Larfe, Ugh! Sample Rmctu. 200 rooms With Telephone, Hot and Cold Runnin( Water. X Sixty Private Beths. 24. the Democratic organ. An explanation that will come as a shock to many of the unterrified, yet perfectly sane and consistent from a business point of view. It is said that when Perry has been successfully lowered from his position as manager of the Tribune to the humbler place of chief deputy of the Telegram, Frank Cannon is to be the editor of the Tribune. Don't start. There is no occasion for a case of nerves: Mr. Cannon is brilliant and versatile, and, as Mr. Kearns' chief editor, with a full page of the Tribune in which to exalt his benefactor, the intermountain section iflight expect some personal pyrotechnics of rare design and matchless conte v body Is now senterd on a prospec-tu- l sequence. But, you say, Cannon is a hole in Imigraahun Kanyun, The Democrat! Dear, dear, what a trifle. Tribune haz found out that water flose The interconvertibility of political re-portu- Plm gtrictljrJEqroptan opinions has covered a multitude of sins before today. dt J It was amusing last week to note how Bill nipped at the bait of free advertising which this paper gave to his senatorial candidacy. He gave it even a .more prominent place than the weekly Salt Lake letters which are written in the Standard office. In an editorial he attempted to convince or deceive his readers with the statement that Shurtliff was one of his, Bills, staunchest supporters for senator and to Clinch it he asserted that the slippery presidents support was the result of a deal for mutual inter est when Bill supported Shurtliff for delegate to Chicago. This matter is not worth serious consideration except that Shurtliff has either hypnotized Bill or Hill cannot see after four oclock. It is notorious here that Shurtliff has been planning and scheming and exhorting for Kearns for many months, yet Bill will have it they are playing together. The only conclusion is that both are in the Kearns band wagon. Will you kindly explain, Bill? t In the race for the judicial nomlnar tion the present advantage seems to lie with Howell, who has been more active in seeking support than Bagley. Howell is cut present municipal judge, and is guilty of the enormous offense of being a young man, while Bagley, who is city attorney, is certainly old enough to know better. It is said Howell would willingly part with a large wad of salary in exchange for an opalescent, pinky, bald head, while Bagley would fain the speed of youth were his in the running. But the sequel, ah, the sequel; they that run before the people, seeking votes in cold November when the leaves are tipped with gold. Therell he Rolapp to account for, as a very great amount sir, of grand old party votes, dear, will find him as of old. So to Bagley and Howell; gentlemen, dont spend all your money for the nomination; you will need a little change for tickets to the big show Rolapp will give on election day. & For district attorney, Mr. Halverson, the present incumbent, has a safe lead over Mr. Harris, which, If It can be kept, will land him The most refreshing, palatable, appetizing sparkling TABLE and healthful AND BAR. WATER, in existence. EVER.Y MEAL IS A FEAST IS SERVED." WHEN IDAN-HA At first-clas- s Clubs, Bars, Cafes and Hotels, THE NATURAL MINERAL WATER. CO., Ogden, Or RIEGER. L1NDLEY, Agents. Salt Lake City. Utah. a winner. The Republican nominee for district attorney wiil not go up against the sure for thing game which the candidateDemjudge has to tackle, for no other ocrat can make the race in anything close to Rolapps class. The nomination of Halverson, or Harris, either, for that matter, should mean election. Weber has 1,000 Republican votes tos the good, and Morgan and Davis coun-tieshould at least break even. Buj Rolapp doesnt care anything about the politics of his constituents; he runs and gets elected, no matter the odds, and his majorities are wwlw thing wonderful. The Republicanhim has the nerve to contest with indeed a party patriot. |