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Show A ; ii And in the morning Bill will roast IN OGDEN THE SITUATION Holiday Items Office Boy at the Standard.) (By the some fun about Were going to have the First, When our new morning paper has been born. I think this is Of all Bills schemes, . the worst; toot his to Democrats wants the He The Xmas buyer will appre- . ciate and admire our many novelties for the occasion. The Neckwear, Mufflers, Full Dress Shields, Handkerchiefs, Suspenders, Night Robes, Pajamas, Colored Shirts, Gloves, Canes and Umbrellas. The newest ideas in Hats. Soft and Derby for your inspection horn! Frank Francis has the' active manage ment; Hes Bills stool pigeon in the paper game; He says hes back of all the money spent, But look for Williams ear marks 't -- 4 Frank will, of course, parade as editor, And Bill will he the man behind the BROWN, TERRY lke Trumbo is the biggest & Turn down the levee while they put up pelf. Its just 3 fight, a Ill tell WOODRUFF CO. tigor, too, when a chance. theres Well, this night 1 went down and hit three raps, Like any gambler that wears checkered pants. chase your beer. to see If any kids are shooting craps in Imaginable than to receive the benefits obtainable from our unexcelled work on. Shirts, Collars, Cuffs, Blankets and Lace Curtains. here. You bet when square. TROY LAUNDRY, The mayor wants to kill the Journal X 166 MA1N str- - And which will be the fatal pill. Journals off, up and they have been out a morning daily Bill By getting down Democratic (scuse mo while It will 1)6 published by the Standard Thats a paper has And now that Cannon plant; I cough), hern . The colonel brings his money into . town, Frame cost venture the make To Cannon dear. But I dont care a darn how much they fight. I guess Ill pull the proofs here Just . ,.l the same. t ain talk Trumbo me this to seems It . bet my time check Bill is in the game! And that is what I started out to tell.You know my boss wants every- H olidsty Offerir gs And since the Journal has been raising hell he s on the About the fight. es, him Besides, this Journal paper hurts where His pocket feels it and it makes him And that is why he wants this other sheet They call it the Examiner, you know; To keep the Journal off from Easy street So Bill will not be loser any dough. The way the Journal has cut into Bill. His ads. and the subscription, up Would and down, just about fill. give any man his Without the tribute of an open town. I Bill had the lovee and the rounders fixed, So not an Ogden man could get ln-- I side. And then Bill got tho sky pilots so mixed, They couldn't tell good booze from highballs fried. Then that there Journal gave the snap away; It put the preachers wise to the brace game Which Bill had fixed up in h!s roundelay, (As Trilby says), lets have more of the same. Well, chase yourself, your rummy, out of here; If Bill sees me a chinning such as you, Hell know I gave you this here bunco steer. Ill get a few! We offer you nothing but this seasons goods, no old stock, gifts others glad to receive, and thLt you will bo proud to give andwill find our prices as low If you will consider quality you means tvs any other store. 3 An advertised price soon tho Holvo goods. until you nothing gOFG. But he pretends just like he didnt care And, like a pup, he licks his chops for more. dont think them preachers have much sense. And when you hand him his, thing in sight, slot-machin- heard Bill would soon And I So .. 1 be there I ducked my nut and jumped the al ley fence. one can prove by me that Bill aint No ninety-- 1 six. right; round To visit all the dives and dens in sight, So they could toll the people what they found. Bills coming with some gospel sharps About not standing pat in politics; But Frank came back with something Ill night; lie got a bunch of preachers to go You ought to seen the lookout glare at me! He said, "Now cheese it, kid; go : About the colonels run in you what he done tho other at craps, , lot of mean things with hope, ' You know I sometimes take a shoot No Better Gift a Frank answered it hy calling Ike crank. And ever since Franks had him going south. of The colonel handed Frank a bunch I I And buck the his mouth. good, I queer. 166 MAIN STREET. ou The way it started Trumbo jumped And said thing I .7 - cant But when oue starts the other keep still. about the rawest ! know The way Bill Glasmann jobs tho people here. He dont want no one else- to have a show, And all the time he acts so awful creditor, 11 And if thats so, you bet, there be some fun. a The colonels love for Cannon is fright! ! as And Frank hates Trumbo same he does Bill! no regular first They havent had i cant ..... just the same. They say himself For saying in the evening that ho Suspenders Mufflers -- 25c to $3.00 $1.00 to $4.00 Neckwear - Gloves Host - -- - - 50c to $3.00 50c to $2.50 15c to $5.00 $ 3.00 to $ 12.00 $10.00 to $30.00 Overcoats - - $10.00 to $30.00 Suits Trousers - $ 2.00 to $ 8.00 Fancy Vests $ 1.50 to $ 6.00 Bath Robes 25 PER CENT OFF ON ALL HOUSE COATS. (S 172 Main Street. Idams But say, hold on, I wanted you to know, About the time well have when we crown Bill. He thinks hes king and wants a holy show To make Frank Cannon envious fit to kill. Ill tell you about that another time. How all the state push has each got a bid. By gosh! the way I blabber is a crime! 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