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Show TRUTH. decent manners ought to have some protection against the chap who insists on taking his pie in his hand and eating it as he oughter eat it.' It is all right enough to be democratic in habit and custom, but when the disdegusting manners of ones is to it a time call stroys appetite tery, and down come the bars and riot prevails. The only solution the writer has for the problem is that contained in the famous speech of Patrick Henry: I know of but one way of judging the future and that is by the With the record of all behind past. us, let us see to it, in so far as we can, halt that our boys and our girls make suitable marriages, and then we will have ji Several weeks since a friend of eradicated the biggest portion of the the writer asked him to continue a cause for divorce. We mate up wrong too often. Physiological and psychofew remarks offered anent the divorce logical science should govern in pairevil, and suggest some practical way ing off; should be considered just as of abolishing it, or at least making it well as the gentler passion. A young less prevalent. Whats the use trying man and a young woman physiologically and psychologically suited for d to abolish divorce when so many each other will have no trouble in fallcouples are paying wedding ex- ing in love. That love will be lastpenses every day in the year? JToung ing and perfect if the primary condimen and young women get momentar- tion is strictly observed. The place ily smitten on each other; imagine to abolish the divorce evil is at the they are in love; rush away and get altar, not in the courts nor in the married, and too late wake up to find legislatures. both have been mistaken. Two seno sible beings might, in such cases overTHE SENATOR AND COG. come all obstacles by sheer determination, for in some instances marriage Well, Cog, me bye, said the senbegets love, but those instances are the exception, and not the rule. If love ator, as he entered the breakfast room has existed prior to marriage, it will and tackled a mess of liver and bacon, a holier form after be intensified-iwithout stopping to the pair have lived together for a time. for an opening, dye knaw Im If it did not, then for the life of me spar I do not see why the pair should be feelin good th marnin? I am fait. compelled to live together against Tis. trough he untirin efforts that th their will. The clergy are declaiming fraternity av newspa-ape- r min in th against this divorce business, and are city hov been reunited, avick, an endeavoring to make it impossible for e now together in me bedivorced parties to again marry by half as av pullin yore, as th pote said. Twas having the priests and ministers de- a grate Ijee Cog, th inwitin av th cline to perform ceremonies for them. head av th marnin almanacks As well whistle against the wind. The to th pushes Twas betther nor brekkus. civil authorities stand by ready to as- havin th idiotors there thimselves. sist a fellow ini taking a mate at any I sees th results av me wise an old time. But, says one minister, we policy, already. Av I wants will have the civil authorities follow kept out av ayther av th our example. Well, suppose you do, annyting s I can hov it kept out Av 1 You wants you blithering old simpleton. someting printid I can hov it ones divorced that tell the simply all fixed wid Sure I had their only, recourse is living in adul- - printid.before hd came.it But Id naw-thi- n Perry wid Igy uncertain nor til th brekkus. Id th d placed close to me elbow an phile th prisi-diwas chatterin in Frinch to th little wan I put in me time fixin tings. Ye knaw I alius liked ye, Igy, I s as I handed him th gravy. That Id do annyting fer yez, I passin him th cabbitch. Take anither an pratie an be a good felly, I fer th yer intelligint rayporthers phen owld rag brings in th tale av th touch phat was made down at me Help yer-sil- f bank, howld it out, I s to him, an to th pickles, I whiniver ye hear annyting about me me reppytashun as th that d hur-r-leader an th director av th cram it down in tought av th sta-atwaste Take I baskit, yer av some MORNING an av be afraid th pie MONDAY dont th ketchup; sure weve a whole barrel av it in th celler. Be aisy on Perry, I an av it comes too tick an av it, I howld out par-r-rI see all wid make HOUSE LACE it THE Ill AT ye right phen yez. Trow yer fork inty another bit av th cowld mate an have another mess av th eggs, I towld him. Dont lave anyting on yer plate, I but clane her up slick. Rayxnimber that th felly what ates iverting before him is a sign as a close workman. Take some more av th canned fruit an have another slice av ham. Wirra, ye should hov seen, th little mon ate. BCog, Ive landed him. Divil a -J Well, bit av com-meye calls adwerse, ll s organ th year. appear in Wid weve Sure iveryting our wa-aBEGINS me ownin th Thribune an the Tlli-graan' th manager av th other marnin calender, tis an aisy timo with av it I ought to hav runnin th We want you to keep in touch the Lace House ads. Look in the SunJK vis-a-v- is mis-mate- catch-as-catch-ca- n, ar-r-r- be-nivoli- nt ra-ag- de-fl-ni- te la-a- nt sa-ay- sa-ay- s, sa-ay- s, sa-ay- s. sa-ay- rt po-litic-- al e, sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s, sa-ay- s, -t THE ANNVAL sa-ay- s, JVNE SALE g nt Cla-ark- y. m 7 yez th trut, Cog, tis so long ago that o I used it mesilf Ive clane fergot all that I iver knawed an twas not much - o " at that, fer dye see I wasnt born fer years afther lavin Ireland. 'Twas a grate time we had, Cog, continued the senator, making a flank movement on the liver and bacon and completely surprising it, an wan av which Im more than proud. Th white pinyoned pigeon av peace fluttered her wings over th gang. Side be side sat th prisidint av th Marmon church an th head av th Catholic. Wid th bishop av th Episcopal outfit whats protested agin th apostil bein seated was th apostil himself, an although I made sure none av thim was carry-i-n bricks in th coattails av their pockets before they came in, sure twas a beautiful sight to see thim dwellin so siv-ri- l If you are going to. lovinly together, like th line an th story. Yerra, but theres wan tlng I wisht Id done now that its all over. Twas to hov had th ould felly phat writes th idiotor-ial- s fer th Thribune there, too. I'm towld he tuk it very much to hear-r-r- t that th little main squeeze av th organ was there an himsilf cut out. But hell get over it phen Perry tells him to. lamb in th ould KANSAS CITY, ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO, NEW YORK, or any point EAST or SOUTH Dlm-mycr- at Jt & Th brekkus wasnt th only meal I served ayther, Cog, alanna. On th conthrary. Sure phen th prade was t waitin fer to I towld a frind av mine who shall be nameless yet See that your ticket reads Missouri PaciTic Railway star-r-r- aphile to round up a lot av th gazabos frm th sout an take thim out some- pheres fer a feed. An he done it, too, continued the senator, as he charged against the right center of the liver and bacon and threw its ranks into dire confusion. Arramusha, but he tuk thim to wan av th swellest hotels in th city an towld th landlord to trow a meal under aich av their belts an to.niver mind phat It cost, so long as it wasnt more than forty cints a head. Th byeshad a grate time. Me healt was drunk standin siv-r- il times. Phen th banauet broke up me name was on evry lip flirtin wid th gravy what got stuck on their phiskers. Some av thim was sore on me before I fed thim th mess, but afterwards twas all right, all right. Arra, but Im th peace maker fer yez. J I Elegant Coaches, Quick Time, and Superb Track make this line the Peon e's Favorite Koute ' The only line reaching Hot Springs. Arkansas, the Carlsbad of America. For maps, information, eto., call on or address C.A.TIUPP.C.F.fcP.A. 105 W. 8ECOND SOUTH ST. SALT LAKE CITY. - UTAH. . .?lbl!!IS3 w concluded the senator, as he finally routed the liver and bacon, horse, foot and artillery, that wid th prospects as at prisint, Ill boon be it again. Im. waitin fer th congriss to meet wanst more phen I can attract some additional attin-tioIn th meantime Ill be afther try in me hand in a small play in favor av a Liberal party here agane. Do ye go down to th pla-ac-e phere Perry draws his salary an tell him Im afther tink, Cog, . n. wantin th to sa-asometing agin th Marmons agin pretty sooa, an to be sure me name is not connected with th entherprise. Let him sign Ezras to it, or betther still, use his own. That will let me out. Phen he ' d gets a good ruction I'll come in an make some more peace fer him an th roolabaloos phats been raisin-thdivil generally ll t'ink its all trough me untirin efforts that peace is declared. Then, after devoting his attentiQn to a couple of dozen of tea biscuits with some pie plant sauce, the senator went out to watch his secretary shoo the Japs off the lawn before going down into the busy, pa-ap- er y star-r-rte- boiling city. o bis-nes- s. THE0D0SIVS BOTKIN ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR-AT-LA- W ' Staked imTiHHwynTimwwnwMfHnnfmnnTTe Dental hygiene is a much more immatter than the great majority I portant day papers. They will tell you all Some av me Gaelic frinds does be of people suppose. Good teeth and a S. C EWING, Prop. about this great sale. clean, sweet mcuth, are important faccriticisin me fer not hovin th tors in the of health. Dr. E Salt Lake City Street Cara from talk to th prisidint in th rale Broadbent, preservation 2 all Tralni Pais ths Door.1 Eagle block. Jspows t ould Irish tongue, I wud but tQ tell ftll about total hygiene. Hotel Cullen J jun-yeo- rs 31-3- THE LACE HOUSE. 2 |