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Show TRUTH. '5 a Mormon, and do not care to confess woman in return for a government lere to leanings in that direction. He job, I would buy a hemisphere and be t of the section ias been subjected to a remarkable emperor for the fun of It. The Shakespearian If the triune female Reed Smoot L. L. C. will meet Wednesday next amount of bad English from the pens of who in have editors their harems visits Washington, she will see things at the club rooms, when they will offices, and congressmen, who have obin her honest country life, she. that, finish the study of .Henry VIII. This tained governmental jobs for nine did not dream existed. She will hear; section will be in charge of Mrs. John women apeace, ' point at him the un- things that should blister with shame Cain and Mrs. Igleheart during the manicured finger of scorn. Smoot is the cheek of a wooden Indian. As she next season. said to have three wives, married ac- paces through the corridors of the na-- . Jb Jb will brush cording to Mormon statute, acknowl- tional state house she courtesection him as Educational in notorious wives his the sight skirts with the most The Home and edged by God of and him man, provided for by sans this country can furnish, canaryof the L. L. C., will meet next Monas as him wives his loved and by haired cyprians kept by politicians day to elect oflicers for the coming his wives. This is terrible, and I do who believe that the government is a not wonder that every journalistic year. In all probability Mrs. Hutchmilch cow which should be milked inson, the acting president, will be reand congressional Turk swoons early and late. As she sits In the galelected, as her work has been very at the mention of the westerners lery she will cross glances with Your country will never women flowered and silked and rotsatisfactory to all, and her heroic ef- name. forts to bring the section up to a more amount- to anything until you have ting in the lowest depths of degradaperfect standard are duly appreciated. monogamy, said Lord .Palmerston to tion. As her eyes roam over the bald Jb Jb the sultans ambassador. I believe it, or hairy heads below, they will fall The ladies of the Literary club real- responded the diplomat from the east. upon men whose days are soggy wltii When happy day arrives we will whisky and whose nights are musty ized very nearly $100 from the Clarke do as that do show up one of them with lust. These are the whited sepulyou and Rhoades lectures. This sum to and hide the others. chers who will vote to deny her husbe used in fitting up a model school The senators intend ultimately to bands right to the seat to which his .room in the Wasatch school. Work Smoot his seat. The senate is people have elected him. Hypocrites) will be begun in the very near future, deny of the qualifications of its own panderers, seducers, personal reprejudge jc J members. From its decisions there is sentatives of Rockefeller and Pier-poA mass meeting of the ladies of the no appeal. If it can be established Morgan, brazen benefactors of Smoot really has three wives, he the bagnio, keepers of mistresses who Literary club was held Friday after- that to the sacro- are paid by the people, they will arise be will noon for the purpose of trying to ar- sanct denied admission once adorned by'W. C. one after another, and, shaking with prccints range some way by which the schools P. Breckenridge. If Smoot has mar sardonic and suppressed laughter, will can be kept open the full term. ried three women if where angels denounce her husband for acknowljb fear to tread, he has rushed on all four edging a triple wife. The satanically j The ladies of the McKean corps held feet he has committed a crime which ludicrous could go no further. Brother Smoot, who has been .an a delightful party at the Odd Fellows the Edmunds law was designed to offense His eradicate. is polygamy. outraged man, and will be even furhall Wednesday last. About 125 mema is dreadful That thing. Yet, if he is a ther outraged before the lascivious bers of the corps were present. is the official asso- goats of Washington have done with he sexual criminal, Jb jb ciate of sexual criminals. (There is a him, will have an opportunity At the meeting of the Womens club national statute against adultery.) The which falls to few men in. a lifeheld Tuesday last, Mrs. Cook gave a married member of the senate who can time. It will be his privilege to ap.very fine paper on "Child Culture." honestly say that he has been. physi- pear in his. own defense, and he can At the next meeting Mrs. Stowe will cally true to his wife Is rara avis. obtain an unlimited circulation for his have charge of the program. Adultery is a nightly crime rife in the remarks. If he will talk from the city of Washington, where they cant shoulder, I will see that whatever he jb Officers were elected to take charge of a Saviors name, and a daily, crime has 'to say is printed from the shoula der. Within the sound of his voice rife in the capitol itself. If of the next seasons meeting of the thousand dollars for every maiden who there will scarcely be a man invulnerTourists section of the. L. L. C., as has surrendered her virtue in a capitol able to the charge of unchastity. There follows: President, Mrs. George L: committee room, solicited or forced will be benedicts with from one to a Nye; assistant chairman, Mrs. Wood-- by a congressional brute, I would buy dozen mistresses in the past or presruff; secretary, Mrs. E. D. Miller; a continent or two and be king for a ent. There will not be a white-hairecritic, Mrs. Fenton. d senile dawdler in the change. If I had ten dollars for every of act J Jb prostitution committed by a chamber, once honored by Webster, The Current Event and Current section of the L. L. C., will meet next WE BUY BOOKS. WOMENS CLUBS. - . : , Si-len- us WE SELL BOOKS. Largest stock in Salt Lake. Will Furnish Any Book on Earth. . nt SHEPARD BOOK COMPANY Uc jfcolte gltoppe' He Opposite! Hotel Knutsford. IQUilliam Carroll , ARCHITECT . Oldtj t Ejtabliahtd and Moj! noccIjjci 238 in 1b City. East Fourth South St. I.-had d, stiff-jointe- - i Friday. At this meeting Mrs. Clark ;will review George Woodward Wardens Cities of the Sun. The Browning section met Friday afternoon at the home of Mrs. G. H. Brown, when they were given an able STOfiE lecture by the Unitarian minister, Mr. Fish. ACAN sr . Jb Jb The regular meeting of the L. L. C. .will, be held Friday. A full attend--! ance is desired. . Jb Jb The members of the Music section of. the L. Li C. will be entertained at ..luncheon today at the Commercial An All Important Eyent .. IN THE fa' o THE Ladies Clothing Dept. GOOSE QUILL" ON SMOOT. The Goose Quill, a magazine not in the least like other magazines, published at Chicago, has in its April number an article on the Smoot case which is, to say. the lesat, interesting reading. The article contains a few inaccuracies, such as the statement that Smoot is a polygamist with three wives, whereas it is known that he has but one. The main portion of the article is' as fololws: My condolences to Brother Reed Smoot of Utah, a duly elected repred state. sentative from that 1 call him brother, though I am not . m ' new-fledge- Clay, Calhoun and Benton, who will not have lurned from his wrinkled wife to fresher charms. Brother Smoot should investigate the census bureau, which stood in Ninth street near F, and contained at one time more than GOO women. It would be little trouble for Brother Smoot to ascertain the number of female proteges to the credit of each senator. If he cares to, he may make some inquiry as to who . they were and what has become of them. I can furnish him, if he wishes', with the names of newspaper correspondents whose mistresses were placed in the census bureau by senators in return for puffery in the columns of their journals. Brother Smoot should know it to be. a characteristic of an American con- gressman that he forces this governs ment to support his and s the of his friends and boomers. Brother Smoot will be told by any department clerk of whom he asks, that female virtue is one of the light-o-love- light-o-love- i rclub by Mrs. W. A. Nelden. TELEPHONE 1320 x. TAKE ELEVATOR, and ex. ermine the Suits worth up to $25.00 which are on Satie at i $9o98 The values ar so great you will hardly believe -- your eyes when; you see them,.. spoils of office; that official incontinence is as , common as Potomac water; that it no longer excites re- mark; that illegal relations existing between senators and their petticoat ed dependents excitq no wonder, or blame, or disgust at all. The three Mrs. Smoots should talk to some of the girl stenographers and typewriters who have unfortunately been brought into business contact with the holy gentlemen who represent the 'various trusting and bamboozled American sovereign states in Washington. They will be told things that will make their hair kink from root to tip. There was a man once who wrote a book named If Christ Came to Brother Smoot should huntWashington, him up and listen to him talk & while. For my part, I trust that, if Brother Smoot has three wives, he Will take |