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Show the senator and cog. Truth Bureau, No. 41144 X Street. (By Special Marconigraph.) r Washington, D. C., Jan. 30. But little has been doing in Washington since sent his last letter, your correspondent, fact that the senator has rwing to not been lisplaying as much activity as he has been wont to do. The prin- was the presentcipal event of interest ation, through his untiring eorts, of Colonel Willard Young to the president. It is not known whether the executive will keep the colonel or not, but he was presented just the same. The senator also looked into the matter of forest reserves again and reiterated his former opinion that timbered lands should be included therein. So far as the senator is concerned, he is taking things easy, as will be noted from the following report of a conversation between himself and his favorite typewritist: Cog, me b ye, said the senator, as they sat at a small table by the window facing Twelfth street, so the senator could look across and study the latest in headgear in Davis window, or watch the people going in and out of Dietzs, dye knaw this has been th most ristful time iver I had since me iliction. Sure & Ive not been touched avick. Thrue, fer a cint fer tin da-ay- s, wan av th rivrind clargy back home n somethin writ me a letther about me assissmint on th bein past joo, but sure tis an aisy i sa-ayi- ca-thedr- al matther to sthan thim aft be pleadin important ingagemints down here. Ive Perry buffyload an th gazabo dare-secome to me fer th loan av a dime even, an as fer axin me fer his slary, tare an ouns, phat worruk does he luk like he was doin fer th whilst hes down here? Yer th only man on th staff whats givin me anny fer Ive towld th worrit nowada-ayDoc hell be afther havin to get along wid th salary av th dark av th committee I appinted him on, an not be expictin anny more frm me. Twas a har-r-r-d shot an hit th bulls eye av his innermost sowl, but th Docs resourceful sure. He can go out an' sell a few hats an some cloes an make some ye knaw. nt a f; yer salary four dollars a month av ye little harrum he can do now. Th litcan rope him in. mon tle frm Injianny did be takin' a out fall av him, too. Dye knaw, Cog, I hears nothin frm home about th I came nearer gettin up an roastin apostil, excipt that th Marmons does came nearer makin a speech be sayin theyll be aither fixin me Rawlins; nixt time. But Im not asleep, Cog than iver I did before in all me liffe. Sure 'twas mesilf that wantid to d dear. Did yez notice me in me great th honor av th act av introjoocin th' kurnel, this ribil frm Utah, felly Willard Young, wan av th manny but whin I agin this serlous-nes- s av th fought sons av th father av all char-r-r-rav th to an Youngs, says to mesilf: Ted? Ye did. Well, th kurnel is Arramusha, av they shud prove twas afther wantin to get on th boord a priest what was murthered, phere wild yez be thin? I fought betther whats goin to shuperintind th diggin av it, an thus was losht to av th ship can-across th, phat th wan av th greatest speechesposterity av th divil is this they calls a lot of land wid sintury. But wan av these da-aIll wather on bot sides av it? Yis, thats tur-r-r-n loose, Cog, an thin stan under, those what dont want to it, th issmuss. Av I can coax Teddy frm hear th lacts exprissed in a new an inty appintin him twill square up surprisin fashun. Yer uncle Tommy manny tings wid th ginral push out ll surprise thim all yet if lie hasnt althere, an twill be slappin owld Jo- ready. seph F. a phack, fer ye see, Cog th owld nuts jealous av th And then the senator drank his Youngs an wants somethin fer th Smits av he fourth cup of coffee and ran out just could get it. in time to catch a green car going to But Ive me douts about th prisi-di- the capitol. appintin th kurnel, Cog. To tell o yes th trut Teddys got too manny ANTI-BUBILL. applicashuns on hand right now. Quay th squint eyed mackarel frm Pencil-van- y has a man or two an I'm afraid In view of the passing of the bill, it s a case av Hayes over agin. By th for the payment of a bounway, Cog. Phats become av Hayes? providing Is th d in Ogden yet? Sure Ive ty on grasshoppers, by the state sennot seen his na-ain ayther av me ate, and Its probable passage by the fer a long time. Dye write house, a friend of this paper makes to th clan McGregor idiotor out the suggestion that the following be an have him give Hayes a sindthere afT. placed upon the statute books: Folks ll tlnk hes dead av he dont. Be it enacted by t&e legislature of This dislyal scaramouch Rawlins the state of Utah: Section 1. That the sum of eensty mouth wint a agin in th sinate, Cog thousand dollars, or so much thereof ye notice it? Well, well, sure its as may be necessary, is hereby set T ruths Handsome 4 de-fln- Amer-r-r-r-rlc- an i Offer. 4 To the Boys and Girls. ar-r-r-r-r- ge Any boy or girl who will get two yearly sub- scribers for Truth, or four half yearly subscribers, paid in ad- al ys vance, will receive as a reward a beautiful fountain pen. Pictures of the pen are shown herewith. The larger one is for boys and the smaller one for girls. They are first class in overy particular. The holders are made of the finest quality of hard rubber and the pens are gold. The subscription ! nt G price of Truth is $2.00 a year, or $1.00 for six months. This is a raro chance for au enterprising boy or girl to earn a la-a- me pa-ape- rs fountain pen. Send money by e order, express order or bank check to post-offic- Truth 'Han Publishing Co. Central Block Salt Lake City pa-ap- er s, ; 4 J corn-missio- j. WHEN YOU TRANSACT BUSINESS frm th telephone Co . . ra-a- g, Cog, an win yeie walkin roun th burg av ye see annywan wid an ambi- tion to be a jouma-lis- t, ye can tell him ye knaw phere he can buy a cheap. Ayther marnin or avenin, he can take his chice. Jawn Pee writes me th da-a- y Be-fgor- payin' as how dom near CuaranlttJ to Jk RATES CUT IN TWO. rlst wid th divil Th Phistle fer curfew not blow th night.' An I dont like lose awn Pee. 1 may want him to ithump th sta-at- e win me some time, I wants to sell th Thrib, Cog, an ye happin to meet Pat Lannin down re take him somphere an ax him ould he like th owld rag back. Tell m ye fink ye can worruk it sos he n get it an th frown in r god measure. Tiligram Yerra, but Id like get shut av thim both. Ill raise s: 11 fit i i Ghe Instruments built be flnd apart from any and ail moneys in the hands of the treasurer, to be distrib- uted as follows: Section 2. When any person firm or corporation shall produce to the county auditors of any county and all counties in this state any of the following insects: Varmints, pests animals, or whatever they may be rightfully designated, known as the Cimex Lectularius, or bed bug; the Ixodes Unipunctura, better known as the woodtick; the Pediculus Vesti-ment- i, or Confederate greyback, to the quantity of a gill, pint, quart, peck bushel or other quantity, the said person, firm or corporation shall be paid from the fund herein set apart and designated, at the rate of four dollars per gill. Section X re-iti- Jhich Jk has been abolished. No waiting until your neighbor gets through orders ing groceries, or telling her friend all about ihe party last night. Every sulv scriber has a complete circuit of his own rs in sa-ay- Jk The old annoying system of party lines 'an tird per cent av th does be quittin, and that unless I vrites to him that Ive seen Perry an instid av con-hnfput him on th pay-ro- ll him to commish-un- s hell go ack workin fer th Woodmin or n Th man wid th muskit belongs me, or th sthory about owld Crom-11- 1 may his sowl hjolult Stcrtey Stibjcrtbmrj. ra, Tirty free an sub-scribe- TELEPHONE The Vtah Home pa-ap- er R eryour You Want To Be Certain No One is Listening. ns I'm hearin bad news v , of the Latest Most Improved Manufacture . Our Solicitors Will Tell You About it When they Call, It shall be the of the auditor to mark each andduty all of the said bugs so presented with a rubber stamp, bearing the word cancelled or some other appropriate and suitable expression, after which the said bugs shall be burned in the presence of the sheriff, or his deputy and the board of county commissioners. In the event of any of the bugs escaping the conflagration no bug marked cancelled shall ever 3. . again be redeemed. Section 4. This act shall take effect at once and shall continue in force forever, and forever, and forever. The writer of the bill Insists that such a measure Is equally as sensible as the grasshopper measure now pending. : o - Learn Physical Culture. Ovei 50,000 Lt'jds, Kngland, school children receive instructions in physi cal drill, the elder scholars being also taught to swim. |