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Show T RU TH 2 In Smoot and others do not; than has nothing to do with the argument. You pledged yourself without reservation. He kept faith with you. A large measure of the credit, or the discredit, for your success belongs to him. He delivered the goods, and now that it is your turn to play fair, you have flunked and, failing to drive a new bargain with him; failing to again deceive him with your habits of duplicity, you and your sage adviser from the east who, as part of the bargin by which you secured the aid of the Republican national committee for ' your own election, was designated as the man to succeed Rawlins drag from his pedestal of eminence the president of the United States; trail his robes of office in the filthy political pool which you have stirred up and cause him to do what no other president has ever done before: attempt to dictate to a sovereign state who shall and who shall not be elected by its legislature to represent it in the superior law making body of the land. If you were as sincere in the matter as you claim you are, why did you not tell the people before election that Mr. Smoot could not be seated? Why did you make it a condition of your carrying out your former agreement with Smoct that Smoot support you for re- election? With all this work, done, no doubt, at the suggestion of the manager of your newsless newspaper; the boss of lottery; the director of your fifty-cerailless railroad, you have got the your throw-dowhave not only grand failed to defeat Smoot, but have utterly defeated yourself, so far as your is concerned. Was- the as played with the duplicity, game, cnurlishness and idiocy you manifested, worth the candle? In the light of all that has occurred, do you not think it would have been better for you to have gone to Washington in your proper character as a plain, ordinary, strong, ignorant man, with a secretary and adviser selected from among the intelligent people and done the best you could under the circumstances? You could have dictated the appointments; we had to have them; you could have stood in with every one and been a good fellow, and, although it was a handicap to the state, might have remained in the senate for many the years. You would not have had would which you $235,000 Tribune, for willingly sell back to Pat Lannan would for c; you half what you gave not have the expensive Telegram, which you would galdly part with if Borne granger could be found to buy n ; you would not have Perry Heath, Doc Jones, Cog, and the balance en to your hands; you would not have tolls, pay for wine suppers, telegraph All shoes. you tan and suits dress been have would out been would have amount of your first $50,000, and the anthe various options, probably cerother $50,000, which you too on tain properties here in Utah. Of course your name would not have but appeared in print quite so often, Jim Haynes, by properly approaching the Washington correspondent of the down Tribune, and the other boysto do a there, who are always glad could good fellow a good turn, you whenhave broken into public notice ever the circumstances demanded that mur consitituents be apprized of the 'act that you were neither dead nor ileeplng. As it is under the rules duty It is to idopted by those whose been lauded riorify you, you have men-ioa for excuse no was vhen there of your name, and In a way which of vas an insult to the intelligence Whenever state. he people of your for rou have opened a bottle of wine d been rour lunch, that fact has the to us. A visit by you has been the signal for a of a box party. Whenever you of iave followed the custom the White to gone and have iZle to call on the president duringol ue regular hours, lor the purpose nt n; - re-electi- on introducing some Utah man, who got ing your conduct in- strong, vigorous umuniiHiiniiiinuuU11J1ui,ii)(B probably some thirty seconds of recog- and unmeasured terms. Your flight nition, that information, verbosely con- to the zenith of notoriety not fame structed and prolixified ad nauseam, was rocket like, but, ye gods, how has been wired west for our informa- sticklike is your fall! Mormon and OMAHA BEER. tion. If the pension department took Gentile alike arrayed against you. action on a $4 per month claim, after Your sun rose two years ago with all it had gone the regular rounds, it the brightness of a ten thousand was due to your "untiring efforts.! If candle power arc lamp; it goes down you attended a public reception to the like the expiring of a mutton tallow Krugs Cabinet president, we have been glutted with dip. You entered public life at the 3 As nutritious as any English alleged statements as to what his ex- bell of a horn; you will leave it by way Porters or Malt Tonics, and cellency told people about your gran- of the mouthpiece. It is a two to one a Connoisseur's deur and magnificence. You blatantly bet that you are so far forgotten by delight. and in the most brutal and brazen- the time the next Republican national faced way, have taken credit for work convention convenes, you will not be Krugs Extra Pale done for Utah in congress by your col- remembered, even with an alternate-shiPerhaps it is better for all of Light, and mild, and pulat- leagues, Senator Rawlins and Conus that your ending should be so ig- ; ablegressman Sutherland. You have made : appropriate on all of yourself a buffoon and a laughing noble and insignificant. But we teach 2 : , occasions., stock, and stand today a correct imi- our children the glory and greatness tation of an egotistical ass. You have which should attach to the position of Either of the above brands delivered fc hi been held up as a great man by your a member of the highest any part of the city. of the land, and it is indeed pitipersonal newspaper organs here, when, body as a matter of fact, the eastern press ful that they, in their chiliish innoIs scarcely aware of your existence, cence and undeveloped understanding, and only mentions you in such stories should have such an example brought as the one recently printed in the Buf- to their attention. But the Divinity falo Commercial, where it was stated which shapes our ends has so willed it, that you got your start in life by bor- and so. Hail and Farewell! Vade in South Main Street. rowing a hundred dollars from a road pace! And as you move your solemn ADAM SNYDER. Proprietor. agent who tried to hold you up. Or in march to the place of your retirement; instances such as occurred when "Doc as you tread the dark and gloomy road Tones handed your biography to the which ends in the land of obscurity, tblbphonb roor r. no the writer has doubt that you will Washington Mirror, which designated ITTTTTTTmTTD It as "hog wash and printed it for need some consolation. Inasmuch as the sole purpose of making you appear you are not so constituted as to be ridiculous. We have been fed Kearns able to paraphrase Wolseys famous UTAH STATE GAZETTEER AND BUSINESS DIRECTORY. and then more Kearns. We have had words, let me say for you: Kearns with the coffee in the morning a long farewell to all my The second edition of this valuable and Kearns with our tea at eventide. Farewell, work will contain an accurate business We have had Kearns to our right and This greatness. is what always happens to a man Kearns to our left; Kearns behind us directory of every city, town, and viwho makes a llage in Utah; also lists of government and Kearns in front of us. But our of himself. Today he puts and county stomachs have revolted, and we are Monkey officers, commissioners of forth the census sick. You have been delighted with Tender statistics, names of posleaves of hope and. thinks he deeds, this sickening stuff. You craved for tmasters, express and telegraph offices has this kind of notoriety. When certain justices of the peace, hotels, newon The world a downhill the tail by' who of Utah friends yours spapers, etc., and a completed list of friends, pull. had your welfare at heart advised you the farmers and land owners of the Against permitting a continuance of Tomorrow blossoms, and honors and state of Utah showing the number of newspaper notices acres owned, the assessed valuation of such a policy, you let the advice pass Come so thick one cannot dodge em. same, and owners postoffice address. unheeded. You wanted it, and lots of Today the shrub of my success bears The work generally will be compiled to it, and you got it. quarts of fruit. meet the wants of the business comAnd now that the struggle for the The a third a frost day brings killing munity, and will, be so thorough as mastery in Utah politics, so far as the to deserve a large patronage. Price, confrost, party to which you belong is I as And just thought dead easy mug $6.00 per copy. Advertising rates fucerned, is nearly, if not quite, ended, rnished upon application. I was Inwhat a fix you find yourself in. I R. L. POLK & CO., had a cinch; stead of dictating to this legislature; Publishers. instead of advising with it and having Here comes this fellow Smoot W. P. Cooper, Sec. and Mgr. your mandates obeyed, or your sugges- And I go down and out for keeps. tions heeded, you will be in the big- Oh, Utah, Utah, what a rough house Dooly building, Salt Lake if not of have Utah. luck does made kind that you gest City, body . o pass a resolution of censure condemn For me. HAD SEEN IT BUT ONCE BEFORE. - KRUGS w . p. 1 - law-maki- ng The Old Resort, 276 617-618-6- A good story comes from -- PMOMB BOB. Coal Lumber 60 W. Second South. Yard 565 W. Fifth South. Washing-ton- It appears that recently Clark, of Montana, gave a fancy dress a ball, and among the guests were lacouple of men from Butte. The dies wore decollete dresses, a condition of costume which seemed to interest one of the Butte visitors very much. He was pondering deeply when his companion remarked to him: Say, like. Sam, did you ever see anything tills before? since Yes, was the reply, but not I was weanod. And then the band struck np Strauss celebrated waltz in Bb. drunk-tobupon this Mexican Pete. The act the fine imposed THE WHISKEY tele-rraphe- MERCHANTS. re-S- rt 'Phone 365. 35 M 37 W. SEfiORD SOOTH. . Senator ie daily papers, or some of thenor deal east, are making a great because it is supposed Jeffrie n theIe' 19 o, act on led to as a very charitable van part of Jeffries. Had Jeff 3 a 'really charitable deed he i better spent his five pnwj s and mittens on some little m news kid than wasting it in ng this Inebriated vagrant & ly poses as a fighter when ind is a nuisance to the city |