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Show TRUTH the senator and cog. sure's th divils an Truth Bureau, No. 41144 X Street. (By Special Marconigraph. Washington, D. C., Jan. 9. The senator has returned from his visit to his home in Utah, and as a result official Washington has taken on new life. The weekly receptions given by the president have been resumed, while the diplomatic corps has returned to the system of dinners in vogue before he left. Both houses of congress will now get down to work and, through his untiring efforts, it is expected that much legislation, adverse to the interests of the nation, will be killed off. The senator is looking well after his little jaunt and recites the fact that his appetite is as' good as ever it was, if not better. When asked what was going to be the result of the senatorial election contest in Utah, the distinguished stateman winked a knowing wink and referred your correspondent to one of his brigade of private secretaries. From the gentleman alluded to it is learned that the conversation was about as follows: J me bye, jt said the senator, as he discussed his ninth hoe cake at Hancocks, on the south side of the avenue, between Twelfth and Thirteenth, near to that portion of the city known as Divisioii,' Dye knaw its all aff wid me in so far as th eliction this year is concerned? Th apostils got tings all his own way an will be sint down here so Cog, sin-atori- . al on brim- ex-pe- rt stone. Whim I left yez here to watch me inth rests whilst I was away I tought Id do somethin ye might rade av in th but sure, its yer Uncle Thomas what was at ivery av th road. Th long legged gazabo has a corner on all av thim out there an wirra, wir-ra- , he does be havin a stilling on some av th fellys I tought to be usin pa-aper- s, check-ma-te- tur-r-r-r- d n agin him. 9 e knaw I made an applicashun fer an was down because I was not a WALKER BROTHERS Protestant. I fought twas all aff . .. Ramkeih. wid me, but sure th sicretary come to me aftherwar-r-rd- s Established 1851 an s to me lali Lika City, Utah be Im instructed by me A General Banking Business Transacted. cliareman to to yez that ye can Safely Deposit Boxes For Rent. jine us on wan condi-shuhe s Name it, 1. yez wid us in th battle agin th apostil av polyHomer S. ning, Prei. H. L. Miller, Cashier gamy, plural wives an th law av tithJohn E. Miles. Asst. Cashier. in? he I am. I Thin shakq hands on it, he an 1 shuk. Yer assesmint fer th purpose av earryin on this righteous, pious, Weils, Fargo & eo., Bank. holy, sanctified an 'inspired struggle will be tin tousand dollars, he ESTABLISH 1852. tur-r-rne- d sa-ay- sa-ay- s: sa-a- y n, sa-ay- sa-ay- J Ye Knaw, Cog, me bye, whin Hanna handed me Perry, he towld me twould be a god ting.fer me to act upon th advice hed give me. I hov, an luk at me. Sure Perry twas who towld me I sliud buy th Thrib aff Lan-nis Buy th Perry, bad scran to th cream faced scaramouch, an frm that time forward ye'll be afther havin wan hand on th public pulse all av th time. Well, I bought it an' I paid me good money n. pa-ape- r, sa-ay- HAMiKltS admission to th Ar-r-r-- sa-ay- s. s. 4'H,tiij44 e s. sa-ay- sa-ay- s. I t sa-ay- s. Thats that? T that Sa-a-y sa-ay- s. agin slow sos I can hear it, I Yer assismint. he for on this righteous, pious, holy, sanctified an inspired struggle will be tin tousaml dollars, he I withdraw me application, I down fer it an a w'ad av that same it An do ye withdraw frm me prisints, I He witlulrawed. cost me. s Yere fixed now, ' J so Perry, fer long as ye hov this orHavin done a good deal there, Cog, behint gan yez ye need hov no fears sure though I wants th apostil fer av yer iver bein bate fer a sinator-ship- , shut out bad enough though I would he Auuer aphile he not be afther payin tin t'ousand dolcomes to me an he saays, Ye shud lars to shut anny man out, I fought star-r-r-an afthernoon paaper, he Id make wan more effort at Smoot. So 'Wid an afthernoon I sint fer him having hear-r-rhe av th state. ye can run th was in th city, an he came all right, No wan can be selicted fer anny place widout yer consint an' sanction, he all right. I made no bones av th s s at all, at all. I to Well, I th Tiligram. I let Perry do th hirin av th min. him, Smoot, th time fer palaver is He flooded me wid importashuns, frm to now to to Its past. up ye Ohio, av coorse, wid a few sprinkiins me wishes or take consequences. frm Injianny, an wid th assistance This is phat ye must th' I lay-ido, av th gang he brought out in Pullth impeysis, as Father Finnegan mans he worruked up a payroll what on th must. Ye must would operate th King fer a year. av out race fer keeps or this get Nivir mind, he wiiin I bucked must tell me right here that yere ye a little on th hitchin av me name to wid me two years frm now, I a check. Niver mind; yere now pro- Phat do he said to me? tected by two av th most powerful Towld meye tosuppose to th divil; or at go organs in th counthry. least thats what he meant. Ill do No man dare dispute wid he an left th room. nayther, he yez fer ye can issue orders to yer Wisha. what do yez tlnk av that? idiotors an theyll be afther th rowin Bearded th Dugglas in his den; th th inty anny wan ye mav lion in his hall. he Organs, he Organs. Sure, theyre no more So Cog, ye might as well take two organs or like organs than a Chinese flutes like a cabinet grand. Sure, th years warnin an be lukkin' fer anThribs afraid to open its face in me other job. Fer whin me time is out Ill definse an th Tiligram does be be afther havin nawthin fer yez. No, this felly Smoot all av th time an divil a worrud do I get excipt that there'll be no places on ayther th me new house is finished an me stable Thrib or th Tiligram fer yez. Ive twold Perry to sell thim bof. Hes shingled. here now lukkin fer a farmer what Did ye see th last issue av th wants to buy a goold brick. Th Tiligram. Cog? Bad cess to th owld scheme what me an Periy put up to pun con what runs it, luk at this. In- run th politics av th state is fell side a fence av poker dots in th trough. Frm this time on Im a mon ownSmoots can th read that ye whats had glory enough at tli hans er av th Provo woolen mills; th av a grateful counthiy ah whin me Provo Savins bank; th Smoot In- ter-nav offis is done Im not a I wants to lay vestment company; th Provo roller fer onnerous cares down av public life th Coal commills; th to an av bosom me famly; th retire pany; tu Provo Book an stationery to th peace an quiet Ive aimed. To company; th Smoot Drug company; make an occasional thrip to th mine tht he does be havin heavy inthrests an tell th byes Im wid thim an to s in th in Cinthral; that hes a spind th remainder av me Deseret in th stock much me av wid man home circle. Where th sanctity Savins bank an that he owns a big th politishun ceases frm thrubblin can hunk av th Deseret National. Why an phere me childers sure. Cog, achushla, that more nor write phat few letthers Ive to write. what I own mesilf. Some wan sinds Phere I can ate me pie wid a knife to Ted an he av I want to, an dont hov to tie me a copy av th da-aan he telefones me th' napkin aroun at th back av me neck. in on ye an th Doc, Twill be yer own Phats this I see Sure, av but theres other sinators a cornin about Smoot? he he do, he frm th west an av ye stand in wid he owns all this ye s he Hanna, hell land yez as good, if not cant be such a bad man, Hed be a handy man to hov in a betther, places than what ye now hov. o-campane, he says. Wirra, wirra, would now. Armor-Platat that luk ye Largest Jit The largest armor-platever rolled feicond tons was 106 me made about by Krupp in Was I tellin yez bout wid th Ministerial Associashun? Duesseldorf, Germany, last year. sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s. car-ryi- n sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s. sa-ay- Cl t Capital and Surplus, $11,589,494.47 Z General Hankins1 Business Exchange on principal cities of United Males, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and ihc rost of the world. H4 f ! sa-ay- s. rt sa-ay- s. er pa-ap- d po-liti- sa-ay- s. cs bus-nes- star-r-ite- d Sa-ay- ac-ce- n sa-ay- s, sa-ay- s. ay-th- er sa-ay- s, COMMERCIAL NATIONAL BANK sa-ay- s. inter-mountai- n sa-ay- s. sa-ay- s. har-r-r-rpo- on CAPITAL PAID IN, GENERAL 8200.000. BANKING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES Directors Dr. Theodore Meyer, John j. Daly, MoylanC. Fox, Thomas Mar-liuj. Salisbury, VV. P. Noble, Geo. M. Downey, Joha lounellan, A. F. llolden. ll, sa-ay- s. de-signa- te, sa-ay- s. W. vicb-preb- inter-viewe- n pa-ap- J. J. DALY. 8. MOCORNICK. Mbsident 8. H. LYNCH, Manager a 8eo. malt savings CAPITAL PAID UP SURPLUS AND UND.VIDED Hotel C villerv S. C. EWING, Prop. Salt Lakt City Streot Cara from til Tralna Pau tho Door. istrator. guardian, assignee, etc. Title Guarantee Department: Insures Titles und makes Abstract. ren-lver- , NATIONAL BUNK or U. REPUBLIC 8. DEPOSITORY. PRANK KNOX, QEORQE A. LOWE, W. P. ADAM8, PRESIDENT VlCB PRESIDENT - - CASHIER CAPITAL PAID IN . $300,000 da-ay- Banking In all lta branches transacted. Exchange drawn on the prlnolpal olties of Europe. Interest paid on time deposits. go-verne- ss pa-ap- er sa-ay- s: pa-ap- er har-r-r-- d sa-ay- s. sa-ay- 9 he can-dyda- te d y 85 $150,000 PROFITS..! 14,000 Interest paid on deposits. Loans on approved security. Acts as executor, admin- n. I Go. SALT LAKE CITY, Smoot-Spaffor- d Gr-ran- i Trust er n jmTMwnwwwwwwffnnwnwTyfTimwTTf t. t i J. s. 0ANK sa-ay- s. e. 1 e A. CUNNINGHAM. President DR. K. S. BAKCOM. Vice-PreE. W. WILSON, Cashier. 4 4 OF Q0JWR6E ATLA8 BLOCK. - Directors J. A. Cunningham, Dr. P. S. Basoom, W. W. Chisholm, J. D. Kendall, Boyd Park, E. E. Rich. K B. Crltchlow.' 4 4 4 4 4 4 I |