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Show THE SENATOR AND COG. tings. But he did'nt an now at th last momint I find I hov a revolt on me Overheard: iu the Morning. ' hans instead of iviryt ing bein lovely. I'Cogi me bye remarked the sena- Sure Joe was all He did his finished polishing off the tailp- worruk like a mon. right. he as But Perry. Phv. te a mountain trout, Dye knaw iece of felly tVho didnt, do fee phy? He wasnt here. He for th finkin considerably been Iye might hov gone round pickin up th last two r free day a an finkin harrud. things Ben dropped, if nothin more. Vo worrit. Sure, tings is not goin to A me likin. Im af ther be! avin too, that Dya knaw, Cog, Vm wondrin phafs its Ferry as is. to blame fer it all. Dye, th bist f ing to do, wid th conditions as ooind th time whin we were, across. th are.I cant howld me Dimmy-cratt- lc they wather? Ye do. "Sure whilst we were organ in line no more. This havifi a good toime beyant th say, felly Clarks gone back on me intoirely. pbat does th felly do but go to Nova I wint to see him yeknaw, Cog, an he gcotia. Indade he did. Instid of re- -, towld. me he cud not do anny ting fer gainin at home attindin, to th me. He said that th National Dimmy-cratti- c oughter, he wint away; had on him instil of lookin afther th political an he had to make a jumped showin. Bad cess flsabces he abandoned me inthrests an' to him, Ive lamed since cornin back Tls he that do tb Aid to foreign climes. gozabos writ a letter to his manager be afther sayin,. whin I taxes him wid tellin him if he dont make th paper being absent, that twas hay fever he in all its dips, spurs an theres good, fot. Dimmycrattic bad an th angles, hell be firin him an gettin But do I hire a mon wid th. hay fever some wan what wUL Sure Howld him anr expict him to lave me business if he wud stau by me. I cud buffalo th whilst he goes away to cure, it? Divil push. But he says to me, he says: abaportb. Whin I hires a mon I Sinator, he says, Th people at Wash-into- n hires him, hay fever or no hay fever, has noti-fime that if I do not an I expicta him .to sthay wid me shove on an make th Herruld t'rough fick an fin. Sure it I was to get a th bay fever stunt; hes Dimmycrattic, theyll give me th trow been doin th first ting Id, knaw Cog down whin th time comes fer me to run dear, hed be. havin th asthma in in Montana. That this plan of Southern California, th influepdays agin in Mexico an th tic dollyroo in Florida ours fer me to be a Dimmycrat in Monan Id be futtin th bills. I towld him tana an a Baypubblycan in Utahs Besides, Tom,: he says, Cog, Idaphysickan on mo staff an th played out. y down there says if 11 nixt toime th hay fever struck him, he Th cud wire to th Doc an hed sindhim th bycott th Let thiin bycott,' I says. Phat do we care? I says, Sure t& you an' me that cantan all can do, I says. Yis, Ye Bee Cog, whin we was away, it was tb bycottiu they I knaw, he.says, but th raierode, he me as was sayin fo mesilf all th toime: says. We must hov th papers wid us er Me inthreats do be in good ban's. I an phafs th good of havin a he says.. Well, fought that .Perry wud take care of widout I thried to win him over, but twas no use at all at alt: Hes gone Over to th UUUUiiiiitimunmiiiAiiinAimmumi. inimy. He writ aud towldth mana-ge- r of th sheet if he didnt get a move on Miss Gleason an hustle fer th ticket, th DimmTmachtr qf ycrattic ticket, Cog, hed be afther firin Muje. th bunch an gettin' sum .wan else. Sure there was grate doins in th i . ' " in - - lot-threylik- ehe com-mitt- y . cli-m- oe ed first in line, axin thim their business., I tuk no fought av thim at all at all. Sure Cog wasnt I a sinator. Pnen he got to me he says to me, phats yer name me good mon? Me name says I, drawin mesilf to me full height an inflatin me lungs wid a long breath, Me name is th Honorable Thomas Kearns, of th Constitutional convenshun. of tb state av Utah, sinator in th1 United States sinate, confidential frindto th presidint av th United States, th Honorable Teddy Rosenfelt,. th builder, av St. Kearns-Ann- s Or phanage in Salt Lake City, director in a bank, head av th Silver King mine, etc, I says. The soggarth took thim A n nV. down an1 t.Vlin aava J. .... want wid His Grace? I wants nothin, wid His Grease I says, I wants to Bee him. Tut, tut me good man, he says, I knaw yez wants to see him, but phat about? To talk wid. him, I says. To shake hans wid him; to tell him what Ive done fer th 'cause an to suggest a few rayforrums fer siiffrin' Oireland. Dye knaw Cog, th felly wint away. came, back in an hour an, says to me: His Grace infor-r-rm- s me to tell yez that if yell be afther callin agen nixt Choosday hell let yez knaw whin he can see yez. An this was on a Call Winsday Cog. agen nixt Choos- tiDL8U Idea1;irHwouldbteka ra service in plan to insti-tut- e me own business. Sure theres a lot av thim might nivir come back. hes had lie's been to th Islands an to th' Naggysakky Filiponie an to Ping Pong an to Hing Kong an' seen all there wa9 to see. Ye need'nt mind writin me anny more speeches Cog. I'll hov th doc to do it. He can spake wid authoriority DOC" JONES 1$ HERE. 1 Doc" i aim-ila- pa-ap- er. y. ton and because of his social standing the senator could not have selected a better man for tho place, for as a master of fact he is a. sort of Ward McAllister at. the capital.. Among his, multifarious duties, he attends to the parties given by the senator and issues the invitations to prevent all save, the. moat exclusive set. from breaking in He is a valuable man, U .Jones, and highly appreciated by his employer. le pa-ap- cir-cu-latio- h? has-bee- so-a- s J flora who. ' Z. bi-cy-c- acts in the capacity of private secretary and social, coach for Senator Kearns, accompanied by Mr$ Jones, came in this week and were entertained, by the senDoo" ator's family in, royal style. and Mrs. Jones have been on an ex-tended wedding tour around the world. " ' They visited Nagasaki Tokio, apd other places of interest in Japan and also .made quite a tour of China. On the way across the Paelfic they took in the Hawaiian. Islands and then came directly here, stopping in San Francisco, for a few days only, Doc" Jones is the man to whom. tor Kearns o w.es a great, deal of his greatness. It is this young man who arranges all his social functions, takes care of his private correspondence and sees, to it that his untiring efforts" get pro.minent, positions in the newspapers. He; is well kno.wn in WashingJones,, He I com-mitt- rem-ed- he's been now over. Ill make, th illustbrious sinator from lnjianny luk like thirty cints whin th doc an me gets np th statistics which Im goin to presintth sinate this winther. Hov anithcr biskit an' get, ready to take a. good lon rist. Y e might run up to Park City an hear me spake. Twill, be recreation for th mind an th body alike. ir Who th divils this felly Botkin, what some wan's sendin round th state spakin? ) An phat kind of an affair is it all intirely? Sure tis like wan av these. Australian pursuit races pbat ' tracks. They they have on starts. thim a half mile apart an th first wan overtaken drops out av th race. First there. goes Howell, wid th n whiskered phat I corked up fer two years at th county convenshuns.. Thin comes this mon King, wid his silvery vice an his long sintinces. King fs chasin Howell. Thin comes Botkin chasin King. Phat th divil do they want to chase King fer? Sure th Kansas, mon might overtake hiip an thin think avplmt might happen. Av Th' mana-g- er office, Cog. Thon th' twoav thim iyer;gpt inty a jipt f t i rQ?dioi turned pail an th' writers oh jty idtot-oriFtrji South. 1289 m th Buff rins inflicted- upon. thsor mnrrmmTTiiTiQfftvmmTninnimmT page rushed out an bought a copy rowin people. d be worser nor whin av th c&mpane book. Th rayporthers Cleveland was prisidint. Cali aff Botwas given . th Life an Adventures av kin: UilHUIIilllllllllllliii kkkkkk kk kk kkkkkk kk Samlvel Jay Tilden an th autobiogr&fy av Grover Cleveland an towld to study THEODOSIUS BOTKIN. Deye note wid phat smootness Ive thim be day an' be night. Th copies ATTORNEY. an? th Review av, th" Norx American worruked th.protestaut ciargy th. year AND COVNSELOR-AT-LA3 UnclaJoahuas Thrunkful av Cog? Sure Ive thim all cornin me av edition ' as hand bpokafer Fun what Salt taka' Citv 3 W9i Main Fir-r-rI won oufe th chaplain. th writers a v th. heavy stuff was given way. Rooms S. .. t and . , 3 tailor was sewin to play wid. Sure while th y foth janitors ; little bye tnitTTTTTTmnnwmuHHTTHfniTnnviwi rs was th buttons on th sleeve av th. Uniform Ay Raypnibblycaq,' aff th exchange list an.th mon coat what he'll wear whin he axes g face wJSat rpns th shears ah th glue pot end arsin was he. 5 Caatle Gate was towld to make no clippings from at th officers misv, Winter Quarters an' all: He's 'a Clear Creek anny but th Dimmycratic press. Th ime ticket, th brewercomes Suanvside Bind An chick a was tji pasture towld to npw good bye. bigness office Lump. Nut, Slack. Anthracite 10 Willum J. Brine fer tin copies av his .of th. African Cavalry Baptist eburch, All Sizes. Commoner, so that th writer av th colored, an! howlds a' mass ftieeiin ie th sacred edifice an epdarses th ticket, D. H. leaders cud think aisv. Its all SHAR.P, Agent . to hoi go.all includin' th brewer.' Pbat dye tlnk me there, Cog. Perryll iPhone 4?9. 73 So. Main St. on. av thot Cog.? Howldin a mass meetin time th worruk from this 1' in th church. Sure lean give th; Mor- -- mons cards an spadfes ah little cass-ihIt's mesilf as has to do somethin an bate thim. Cog to kape th common herd from th dure this campaign. They v. do be I see however, Cog dear, a few av knaw bad. Cog, ivery th. retired sky. pilots jumped on th Dye TO SEE... worry in me heV-gosee me to thinks thim wan av Wei let chaplain fer phat, he. did Fact. ;An .befure he can get a cint? thim. He gave back as good .as they flocks. in cornin Sjure they are afther ,sint. He towld thim t was. aav-t-joke. h' th1 good sameL.plan.thl 'Sure twas. Th biggest1 I fink' Ill adopt d a joke on this- felly archbishop of Oireland has. D'ye mind season. an.Twas So twas.! his crowd. Dublin I Cog; th time I towld yez in " th pickles.. ' The Jeweler was goin to call on him? Ye do. Well ' . A. A r I wint There' was. tty divils' own crowd Im knaw glad tb aoq9 Cog, wid D'ye in th .ante roopi A soggarth r ' doin all th ' Di?monds and Jewelry at lowesi whiskers, I takdj sh am fer .him Cog come. Ye must be tired PksmLh, prices. Mall orders that-hrelavea it: given ciargy shiid ware .worruk. Ill sea to. prompt attention.. a mimber av-tthat 75 EA8T 8ECOND at th ye in th most ay tty' drudgery. Sup SOUTH STREET galJaways, came out an; began a good time, Her-r-r-al- d" de-ba- te al - I S- . was-use- - . - st : ar-rin- . ord-her- pa-ape- 1 ed - . off-wi- - . - q. IT PAYS Mr, t Straup je - -- , e h , "r Eigk Btook ; tigtittSiSS.' Suth-erlan- BS .. " -- LTppman, ATTORNEYS-AT-LA- W. . Sal .k McPwreflD. . CX. L IX Gvpcolcr. ft Q MpDpWELL A QARPENTER, ....OBTMOIP4TH9-f- - . Diseases of Women' s Speolaltr. Qradustes of the Dr. S.-- S. 'Still Ckiilegetif. Osteopathy,. - Des Moines, Rooni Is. 20L 205 and 20tr PfP, WsterBU. Examination Free. ' ' SALT LAKE CfTV. |