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Show 1 4 THE TIMES UNCLE JESSE AND SUGAR. THE FEDERAL FARCE Unci. Jesse Knight hu another bomb under'thV" Republican llnohino In thla itita. He announces that Juit ai soon' aathe' Strawberry water la ready tor distribution orer the land In the southern part of Utah county he will establish a sugar factory there. But this Is not the worst In the same connection he promises to pay the farmers. $5.60 for their sugar beets, and he promises to put the refined 'sugar on the market at $4.50 a sack. The real force of this announcement Is in the fact that the farmers of Utah are now getting $4.50 for their beets while the refined sugar is sold for $6.00 a sack. These figures are established and maintained by the Sugar Trust that has Utah absolutely in its sriP No wonder the Republican machine hates Unde Jesse. This last announcement of hia is rank anarchy in the eyes of Big Business. What is to A Play in One Disreputable Act by Local Actors . cons: Ed. Callister, U. B. District Attorney Hy Booth and Governor Spry in close consultation. Jimmy: Well have to throw our deal overboard. Ed.: We cant Were bound. Besides these brewery men would tell It all If we deserted them. Jimmy: But the people well lose the people if we stick to our ' PAIL.' hu Jut 1 1 lion. SATISFIED CUSTOMERS Are the best advertisements any business can have. We have satisfied customers of 16 years standing. Ask any of them about the quality of our coal and the excellence of our service. ' We recommend Castle Gate coal for general use as a range or furnace fuel We have other coals and plenty of good anthraciteod hand. Wouldn't it be a good idea to put in the winters supply now? Both Phones. PUT YOUR Keep out a little for pocket money, then deposit the rest with us and pay your bills by In a bankbook. check. Once you have your money ihe-iu- br irf j'ba'fit irft that requires money, in the have it be glad you youll bank. Remember, it costs you nothing to have your money kept for you in safety and still ready for any acemergency. Having a bank count you will feel independent, and so be worth more to yourself talk the proposition over with one of our officers. We are glad to have small accounts us we know how rapidly they grow. Copper Bank HIGHLAND 4 OUR BUSINESS RESTRICTION REQUIRES A BE BUILT IN HOUSES PARTICULAR SECTION. THAT ALL BUSINESS YOUR RESIDENCE IS THEREBY PROTECTED AGAINST THE MEAT SHOP AND GROCERY STORE. SOME POLITICIANS ' SERE AGITATED ABOUT THE QUESTIONi WHO PAYS FOR THE IMPROVEMENTS? STREET GRADING, CURBING, CEMENT WALKS, ( EXTENSION OF WATER MAINS. WHY KIMBALL & RICHARDS PAY FOR THEM ALL IN HIGHLAND PARK, AND PLANT AND CARE FOR TOSS BEAUTIFUL SHADES TREES, AND BUILD AT LEAST ISO MODERN HOMES. REGISTER TODAY FOR AN AUTO TRIP TO SE THIS FINE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY. frERMS THAT A SAVING MA( CAN MEBT-SS- AS TO $1M0 A MONTH FOR FRONT. A KlmbalMb-RLoharLAn ds MERCHANTS11 Is MAIN SHOPPING BY TELEPHO - . Keith- - OBrien s When you shop by tejTjjphone your wants are attended to with promptness and despatch, and you are relieved of the inconveniences attending a trip down town. 1 Genuine King Coal is Annual Thanksgiving Linen Sale Starts Monday THY OUK UNI Rocky Mountafin Bell Tel. Co. sold only by this firm. Some unscrupulous dealers may attempt to sell you an inferior coal under that name. I Insist on 13689. The National IN DISTRICT. Hy: But a man like Nlbley, ardent in the cause of Prohibition, on record, too, as our accuser we cant fool him. Tommy: We dont need to. Hare I not changed my party? Can he not chang his principles? (Exit Tommy, with a wink.) Ed.: Nlbley is nimble, as I know. In Idaho he left his churth to vote. Spry: Even as Peter denied his Lord. Hy: But what of Moyle and Roberts? No one will believe they are in sympathy with the American party. Jimmy: Well make personal attacks upon them day by day. They are men of honor and brave enough to defend that honor. They will write letters to our own newspaper asking to be set right Well refuse to print those letters. They cant get into the News, for Tommy and I and have seen to that Well repeat the assault under red head-linerthen theyll send letters to all the papers at once. The News is for--, bidden to give them any aid. The letter will appear in the Tribune only and well pretend we never got one. It will give color to our charge of a Tribune deal with the, Democrats. Hy. That is all very good, if it works. Jimmy: Poor Hy. Has always doubting. Yet weve always made it work. Spry: The trouble with Hy is that he credits the people with Jfro-- . memories. He thinks the 80,000 who signed petitions for state-wid- e hlbltlon remember it Our business is to make them forget it and we i know our business; dont we, Jodey? Jodey: You bet we da And we know what we want, while the people I dont fcnow what they vast hy: That is a gioat advantage, to be sura. Jimmy: Leave this to me, and if I do not cloud the facts and dram the voice of opposition by hired howlers, I know another trick Jodey: If it requires an outlay, Jimmy, dont be niggardly. We have, a fund sufficient for our needs and a surplus for division when this cruel war is over. And if more be required well slack a bit and let the cry of Prohibition foil upon the ears of our opulent allies. Its faintest echo frightens them as much as our Tribune howl scares the dear people. Ed.: Lets leave it to Jimmy and Jodey of the lurid imagination and beer scented barreL All: So mote it be. (Exit) and to your employer. If you have no bank account drop in and RESTRICTIONS s, PAY ber, holdup, or the equally threatrobening and far more prevalent ber, temptation. Should a neces- OUR BUILDING 1 word. Ask for our booklet about coal prizes. sity arise PROTECT EVERYONE. -- Bamkerger Coal Co. CITIZEN Si PARK ABSOLUTELY PROHIBIT THE BUILDING OF SHACKS ON ANY PART OF THIS BEAUTIFUL RESIDENCE PARK. THIS PROTECTS THE HOME BUILDER. IT LIKEWISE INSURE! TO THE INVESTOR A RISE IN VALUE FOR HIS LOTS THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN AN UNRESTRICTED rtf Four Yards. PROHIBITS. YOU ALL BELIEVE THAT ANY RESTRICTION SHOULD BE REASONABLE. IT SHOULD ALSO BE RIGID ENOUGH TO FELLOW . Jumped in price 50 cents a ton. Why not have a public utilities commission to look into such I things? You can get this only by I voting the Democratic ticket The Republicans kicked the demand for such commission out of their convert-Coal Spry: D n the people! Didnt I defy them when the last cowardly legislature passed to me the Des Moines bill for abolishing the present city government? Didnt 1 show what I thought of them when I opposed Prohibition and vetoed Local Option last year? What is the use of worrying about the people? They are a lot of sheep and will follow any we start when we are ready. (Enter U. 8. Surveyor Jodey Eldredge, Lae.) Jimmy: If we could but hide this issue of Prohibition. It is even awkward for ns to shout for Local Option since our own legislature and governor refused to give the people even that Hy: Well, you fellows will have to figure it out; we cant give up this protection fond which has been turned over to me as trustee. Jodey: Cant you work out somethlngJlmmy? Youve never failed us in a pinch. Circulate some story, scandal, anything to hide the issue. Well make the people believe we stand for prohibition ourselves. As Bill, here, says, "They are like sheep. Jimmy: Ah, that word "sheep!" It gives to me an inspiration. Sheep are afraid of wolves. Let us cry "Wolf! and fire blank cartridges, and shout and hire some one to bark and howl, and the good people will scramble to our fold never heeding the saloons any more than sheep would heed a barb wire fence. Hy: But will they? Whos to be the real wolf? Jimmy: The American party, of course. Hasnt it served our purpose in many a past campaign? Jodey: That is all right, Jimmy. But what if we are asked the son why we failed to fuse with the Democrats in the last city election to defeat 'the Americans? Jimmy: Well bark the louder. In such a time did sheep eer stop to question? Ed.: I guess youre right Of sheep I know a lot They're easily frightened and drown all reasoning with their own bleating. Hy: But listen here. The Democrats are opposing the Americans now, Just as they did before when we refused to help them. Jimmy:.. Dolt! Well accuse them of being in league with the Americans. Hy. But theyll deny it Jimmy: Dolt again! Have they an organ since their Herald we bought? Have we not had the columns of the News closed tight against them? And if. they dare publish their denial in the Tribune well dte that fact to provo our charge. Spry: Ive always said that Jimmys imagination is the most productive soil I know. Hy: But what about those most emphatic statements of certain leading churchmen in favor of statewide prohibition? (Enter U. 8. Register Tommy Hull, r. u. e.) Tommy: Leave that to me. Ill get an order forbidding the use of any name whose signed statement might work us harm. Ed.: Do It, Tommy; do it now. Tommy: It will have to be sandwiched in with other matter, but our hyphenated organ can use it and call attention to that part wAlch will be of use to us. - 1 j Hy: Wont it hurt our quoting, too? Ed.: No, fool! Our quotations will be as secrets given. Besiden no names well mention, but in the manner of older times well pass "the bell-weth- er elbow! THE FULL DINNER THAT PROHIBITION compact become of Big Business if such men are permitted to run at large! And what makes this all the more distressing is the knowledge that Uncle Jesse is In position to do Just what he says he will do. He can pay the farmers $1.00 a ton more for their beets than they are getting now from the Trust, and he can sell the manufactured. sugar $1.50 per sack cheaper than it is now going to the consumers here in Utah, and still make money. Heres to Unde Jesse. More power to his OUR PLATFORM Room in Federal Building. Time, Oct 10, 1910. Curtain U. 8. Marshal Jimmy Anderson, U. 8. Revenue Collector rises showing the heat units DenverS Rio Grande I Scenic line of the World. 3 FAST TRAINS DAILT two points that make Wegener Imperial the real Family Beer. Brewed by German brewers, with years of experience behind them. Order a case to be sent to your home by our "schnell delivery system. Heres our. phone mimber21S both lines. Ask for special family brew. |