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Show 1JAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL OGDEN, UTAH. PRANK j. cannon, EDITOR THE HALO PREMATURE. It in hard to tell whlrh I the most dlffliult to bear thene duyu the overto Cleveland rife In done tribute Kaiitern longitudes or the glory-tinte- d made by the Illiterate. It goes on to quote examples of mixed metaphors and other absurd mistakes made by educated ersons who even pose as critics. These quotations are not taken from the Post Itself." remarks That would the Washington Times. resemto They much expect. lie loo of ble the famous mixed metaphor that orator who exclaimed that he smelled a rat and saw him floating In the air, and would now proceed to nip him in the bud. 'There is a point, however, which might have been made in this article, which was not made. It Is that the blunders of Illiterate people In this country, their kick of ability to spell, and so on. are often directly due to the Incompetency of school boards and UTAH STATE JOURNAL, : AMUSEMENTS FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1904 2C, Threadbare Excuse for Buying Makes the Salesman Tired. Have you gut any of those fool dream books?" said A short, stout book man entering a second-hanstore. 'Lots of em, replied the salesman, tossing over a pile of hooka, with demons in red and black adorning the front pages. My servant girl wants them." explained the man, half apologetically. Yes, said the salesman, looking iRAND OPERAHOto Personal Pointers JOS. CLARK. 4 4- - d There are probably six reputable white minstrel companies traveling throughout the country and undoubtedly the biggest and best Is that of Ward A Wade, who claim to carry more people, more novelties, greater imported and domestic specialty acts, and finer music and scenic effects than all the other minstrel attractions put together. Among their features this season are found the great Monroe, a Juggler whose remarkable digital propensities make him a wonder in his particular line. Wolf Wilson, a phenomenal acrobatic specialty, Is also among the people. Warren and McClain feature their musical act, and the dancing and singing features are far above the average. paper-covere- d D. H. Perry Jr. and Clarence McCorTwo Nights mick of Salt Lake City, are in towr to. day.' Beginning Monday Thomaa Waldron of the sugar factory at Garland, is visiting friends in SPECIAL RETURN the city. citiJohn W. Glazer, a well-knozen of Kariab. waa a visitor in town bored. adhalos with whiih The man selected three r 1 the hooka, yesterday. one on dreams, one on fortune-tellinMr. L. Jones. a newspaper man from mirers of Roosevelt are decking his and one on handkerchief flirtations, Salt Lake, paid the State Journnl a brow. paid for them, and went away. As It Is practically never true that visit today. His servant girl wants them." said the person who admires Oroer the Leonard Floyd of St. Charles, Idaho, old The the salesman to a friend. admires Teddy the visited with his friends the Messrs. Weighty also is and wants them He himself, gag. Strenuous. It might he well for each Scowcroft yesterday. ashamed to ask for them. lie educat'd. to stuff teachers supposed fulsome the kind of group to study that J. F. Lobdell, inspector of dining-car- s dozens several 'We get school board vouchsafed by the other in order to When, for example, the week. They are crazy on the Union Pacific system, will in here every adds one study after over dream books and fortune-tellin- g learn how little It nmounts to in either of a great city from Omaha today. return another to the curriculum, so that books, and all that kind of thing, but caiie. W. L. Park, superintendent of the they are so afraid someone will Wyoming division on the Union PaTo hear many of the mugwump and children are taught algebra, Latin, Lanmodern and know it. dilate geography, Democratic organs physical Wall street the beautiful Gioconda. poetic "Almost every one of them blames cific, arrived in town today. I not have yet when could it they virtues guages, upon Cleveland's GaItalian writer, the poor servant. That's the most play by the gifted Inferred that but one Incarnation of learned to spell, to write a business briele which Florence D'Annunzio, popular bluff. They laugh, and say GRAND mortal letter, or to use their own langunge OPERA HOUSE perfection had ever graced this the house at will they dont know why the servant opera present without orreetly, somebody Is to blame, and Roberts marvel, this that and but wants suppose theyd sphere, they them, was dedicated to him by the famous Jos. Clark, Manager. her. blot or blemish, now hours creation by usually It Is not an illiterate person. Italian she better humor Eleanore Duse, actress, Then they take the books home alternations of sage political advice It ought to be obvious that teachers of MATINEE AND NIGHT the beautiful hands. D'Annunzio and read them by tl e hour. When thornot do who and superintendents and fishing records. In love with Duse and dedicated was come back them finished of the they they've Still, It is natural to canonise the oughly understand the capacity the play with those words because he for more. control to be fit not are school a of may in kind this and thing dead, pupils admired her hands and because they It's best to let them think they are wing. tolerated from the Haa-Bee- n that school, and that If they Insist on one you, for we sell more books In fooling his subject inspired THE BIGGE8T AND BEST Put the seal with which certain In- teaching children of twelve or thir- partly Chicago Inter Ocean. to that way. causes the scenes heroine he of the not do President yet Hre teen languages when they dividuals hoisting lose her hands while protecting her PILOT8 CARRIED TO SEA. Roosevelt to ilowery pedestals and know English, or push them lr.t-- i almistress who Bought to desenraged in know not branches do enough massing wings and palm gebra when they troy the statue for which she had been Big Linera Disdain to Stop to Let MAGNIFICENT profusion as background and canopy arithmetic to keep books correctly, the the model, because the wife told her Them Off. much-needmokes one sigh for a long, whole course of education conducted The Liverpool pilot who was carshe was discharged. It Is a singular rest. by them is likely to be one colossal coincidence that Florence ried the by Queenstown and landed In Roberts, Jacob Riis seems to be setting the Muiider. New York last week will not have to to star produce only English speaking 40 WHITE STARS 40 for his passage or meals, pace In a series of extravagantly worlikewise be gifted pay anything should the piny on of these A POISON. A In AND FOOD time the latest BOTH but he will have mire spare Headed by the Exalted Rulers of the shipful articles. with beautiful hands that were the his hands than he likes to think he says that Lincoln is- - his (Rooseof Merriment Lodge of admiration and comment, about, said a Sandy Hook pilot If Dr. Woods Hutchinson, secretary of subject velt's) hero, and he la mine," nnd the WADE AND TOM POWELL GEORGE long before she ever heard of D'An- he has never been across before he eulogy of the earlier articles lapses the Oregon state board of health, says New nunzio's drama. Miss Roberts will may enjoy himself a bit seeing Featuring this season their $5,000 Into a downright poultice of sugar and that alcohol is an agent which is a but when he thinks of the wife scenic and electrlcl first-pa- rt York, her Monday night engagement open spectacle soap. One can imagine the White food or a harmless luxury for the and little ones at home who have of a beautiful with production reHouse gentleman begging for merry strong, the vigorous or the self Venice The nothing coming In all this time he Is Sapho." Not quite so thick, liant. and a deadly poison to the unnnd pleading: apt to feel s bit blue. His earnings do not begin until the Oceanic passes At a Jacob: for pity's sake, do not spread it desirable elements of society. CARS bound. homeward again, Queenstown of on quite so thick. BANDS: conference state of the meeting STOCKS He is like s city clerk under suspenThen comes Secretary Root's recent tmritiea and correction Dr. HutchinSHOWS UNITED sion for three weeks. It used to be s eloquence before the Union League son said: Our new and grand parade glories 1904. common thing for pilots from this club in New York, defending President "The role of alcoholism in the pro- Closing Quotations February 26, side to get carried over, but since the free upon the streets at noon. Roosevelt ngnlnst the charges that he duction of crime haa been greatly of steam pilot boats we can alMatinee Adults 50c, children 25c, Furnished by Ogden Brokerage days manage to take a man off. In waa unsafe for the Interests of capital. over-rate- d. The nations of southern ways Night $1.00, 75c, 50c and 25c. comiainy, 248! Washington avenue: spite of rough weatl.er. Of course, a Do they reully fancy down in New Europe through continued consump Seats on sale Friday. steamer with a record to make isnt York that capital in any ahape, how- tion of alcohol have gradually at phone 215: going to stop for a little thing like ever trustified or lawless, has any- talned a level of comparative sobriety. dropping a pilot It Is cheaper for Copper, 46 2. thing seriously to fear from Theodore Romans In the senlth of their power her to carry him along than to delay, 4. 64 Atch. ram., Roosevelt? nnd the Greeks In the days of Cyrus but its mighty hard on him. In the SAWYER A YOUNG, Proprietors Atch pfd., 88 8. No wonder his former war secre were nil drunken and hard drinkers. old days the boys UBed to chip In for 90. Smelter pfd., wax the descendants are eloquent urging tary could a little purse for the family of a pilot Their degenerate Week Feb. 22d n. & O., 74 who was carried out More English folly of such a fear! comparatively sober. Today the races Brooklyn. 39 8. No wonder that, with such Injustice In the van of progress, the dominant pilots accidentally come here than LULU THEIS, Coon Songs American pilots go over there. McKEEVER A SAN Can. Pac., 113 2. ns a text, he eould say: I would factors In the world's work, the AmerDRY, Queenstown harbor Is a hard place Met. Traction. 114 rather have my boys taught to think ican, English, Irish, Scotch, and North Comedy Sketch Artists. to make when the Irish sea Is out of & 30. Ches. O., that the finest thing in life is the hon- German are those In whom drunkenDEMARIA & ORLANDO, even wont liners The humor. big Rio Grande com., 19. esty and frankness, the truth and loy- ness Is rampant. 8ongs and Dances. stop for the malls; and that's an ImNew York Gam 189 8. to the nndd his hour evotlon alty. "Alcoholism Is then an Index of raMARVELOUS KINGDOM, portant thing to an Englishman. Erie, 22 country of Theodore Roosevelt, than cial Instability, and its chief action Is Hooligsn on Wheels. Ills. Cent, 126. to hnve them in possession of nil the that of an eliminator of the unfit." Bones of Kings. MISS GERTIE STARK, Cardinal Ferrari, who attended the wealth of this great metropolis." Manhattan, 140 4. Illustrated Songs. L. & N 101 2. German Catholic congress, took back Rut the latest nnd most astounding At a meeting of the American News10c. with him to Milan as a present the Admission, Mo. Puc 87 2. homage to (he lover of that cleanliness paper Publishers' association, held In bones of the three kings, Melchior, New York Cent.. 114. which Is next to Godliness is the state- New York on the 19th Instant, a reso Gaspar and Balthasar, which were the Norf. & West., 56. ment of the Rev. Dr. Cortland Myers lutlon wns unanimously adopted that New York most famous relics In the Cologne Car Ont A West., 20. of Brooklyn, before the Young Men's thenssoclatlon requests the president thedral. The legend is that the relics Chicago Penn. Ry., 112 8. Christian association, that he hns not of the United States and the attor were taken away from Milan church and sold for rash or carried on Bought washed his hnnds since he shook hands Reading, 89 4. al to bring action against by Frederick Barbarossas men, and margin. Continuous quotations. Reference, First National Bank. Rock Island com., 20 8. the gift is Intended as a restitution. with Mr. Roosevelt. These nre his ex- any of the three paper combinations OGDEN BROKERAGE CO. 4. Southern act words as reported: Pac., 43 to test the legality of their existence 24x2 Washington A vs. Phone 215 This last week." he said. "I was in and whether they do not stifle compe Perclieron and Coach Stallions. Southern Ry. com., IS 4. McOre-.r- y & Carey of South Omaha, St. Paul, 138 4. his prlvnte office with him and had the titlon." A committee wns then appointhonor the supreme honor of stink ed to carry out the suggestion that Sugar, 123 8. Neb., will be at Ogden. Utah, WednesCASmurthwaite Texas, 22 8. Ing his hand. I do not think I hnve an agitation be Inaugurated to reduce day and Thursday, March 9th and 10th, washed that hand with snap since, Union Pac. com., 73 8. with a choice load of full blood and Produce the duties on pulp and paper. One do not think I will ever wash the 10 Coach stallions Steel and Percheron com., said: We grade should establish speaker Steel pfd., 55. Company for sale. This will be a grand op memory off that hand. I should like a bureau to give this matter its unto take that splendid grip with me ceasing attention and we should stallion Wabash, 33. portunity to buy a first-cla- ss OGDEN. UTAH (Wholesale) out in this world and Into the next assail congress at a low price. In the Interests nnd have it a part of my resurrected of free pulp and free paper. Fully 50 CHICAGO GRAIN. 104 8. life, for a man who shakes hands with per cent of the Wheat, pulp wood is now Theodore Roosevelt has shaken hnnds drawn from Canada and the paper Corn, 56 4. with a man. and. more, he has shaken business has passed beyond the proOats, 45 8. hands with a representative Christian tective period. I,et us raise a fund Pork. $16.30 bbl. man." large enough to be effective in main If this clerlcnl gentleman does not tatning our Interests, one with which PYTHIANS MEET IN MOLINE. well-dress- ed now-a-da- ys find in his resurrected life" that it we can MOLINE. III., Feb. 26. Moline keep the country newspapers will be regarded as an honor quite ns decorated with on e emblems ready-madtheir to Pythian congressmen. busy Kind. great (o shake the hand of Tom Jones The committee to which the sub day In honor of the grand lodge officers found from or Dick Smith, the Lord of that realm Ject had been referred reported In and other vlstlors to the annual dis Is a respecter of personsto a greater favor of a fund of New $100,000 to promote trlct meeting of the order. At the a9 business meeting this afternoon dele degree than some of us have been an agitation for releasing the oppres high-price- d merchant-tailore- d, taught to believe. sion of the paper combine, and this gates were in attendance from each We have always been ready to ad report was unanimously adopted by of the ten counties embraced In the mlt the admirable tniits of the present the association. district. in well, executive, but It does not add to his The gathering will come to a close reputation that he inspires a muh of Though It is Lent there Is no Indl this evening with a banquet, for adulation such as this. much. cation that the season will have the which preparations on an elaborate A man who conforms so well to the effect scale have been completed by SL of making borrowing less pop sell Broth-standard of today proves thereby that ular. George's lodge of Moline, which fine . he has little that will measure up to acting ns host of the occasion. the standard of tomorrow. The na Probably Russia would be willing tion is fortunate that Roosevelt fits Just now to have an Union Made . Savsd From Tsrrible Death. open door" well the Ideal of many good people. Port Arthur. WB CABBY A COMFLITZ UMZ The family of Mrs. M. L. Bobbitt SV It will be more fortunate when the of Bargetown, Tenn., saw her dying Ideal of the people shall bring to the Winter seems to hnve received and were powerless to save her. front a man not only of traditional knock out blow In this neck of ibROTH the most skilful physicians and every remhonor but of prophetic seal one that woods. COATS that keep CLOTHING with edy used failed, while consumption wai will not be content to preserve Instiiu &UT tape- Indiridualky. slowly but surely taking her life. Ii tlons already established, whatever In COAL AT IDAHO FALL8. this terrible hour Dr. King's New Dis Justice or dishonor that "may cover, A letter from Idaho Falls says the covery for consumption turned despair hut will pierce through to find genuine r.rlmsnn mine Is to be developed by into Joy. The first bottle brought ImJustice, bedrock right and equality E. C. Willet. by whom It wns acquired mediate relief and Its continued Denver News. opportunity. after the original locator had relln completely cured her. It's the most quisheil all rights to It. The coal from certain cure In the world for all throat BLUNDERS BY THE EDUCATED the property has been tested by local and lung troubles. Guaranteed blacksmiths and others, says the cor ties 50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free at The New York Evening Post nd respondent, who pronounce It of excel Jesse J. Driver's drug store. vances an nrgument which will be lent quality, and with a mine so near balm to the feelings of Its Illiterate the Falls it means SOLE AGENTS FOR OGDEN for the consumer Good solicitors wanted for the Dally readers If It has any. After quoting there cheap fuel for power, ns well as Utah 8tate JoumaL Apply to Horace several examples of Inughable blunder for domestic purposes. 8. Foster, city circulator. over-strenuo- g Saturday, Peb. 27 ed rrCb. 29th ENGAGEMENT FLORENCE ROBERTS And her splendid company brated plays , 0 MONDAY NIGHT sapho TUESDAY NIGHT gioconda D'Annunzio's Poetic Drams. Seats on sale Saturday. Prices 25c, 50c, 75c, $i.oo. NOTE Positively the ment here this season. last rai- WARD & WADES CROSSED EYES MINSTRELS SffJMSSBfiSSiSte in children !f they complain of hesiltrbe, h, them consult me at once. Much miL cry in later life may be sated. J. T. RUSHMER Expert Manufacturing Optician 2412 Washington Ate. Pbsos 401-- X Carnival of 2 NEW YORK . 1-- ! 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