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Show DAILY UTAH STATE JOURNAL, THURSDAY, the's'eroSion. he reviewed ' i THE A1ARVBL OF tha Ptade of Sporting Reporter Taken THE 20th CENTURY ; i j the Theological Expert j Tbo theological reporter being out of the city, the aporting editor was sent to church, with instructions to carefully review the sermon that was i to be preached by an eminent visit-- 1 editor was log divine. The sporting but he up against a hard proposition, as follows: make to good proceeded The weather was perfect, and the were and bleachers grandstand packed. The Rev. Dr. Blanketyblank was In the box for the Unitarians, and he certainly had everything in the book. When he tackled the New Jerusalem he used the slow ball artistically, but when he warmed up on hades he had speed to burn and whipped them over like a shot He had swell control, and never lost sight of the plate for a minute, especially after it had been passed around. The choir did a good deal of rootocing from the players' bench, and casionally a voice from the bleachers Although it was an yelled Amen! extra Inning game, he never let up for a minute, and had the visitors properly hooked up throughout, some of them to sleep. If he can only keep up the pace the big Milleague for him next season! waukee Sentinel. f ' ForjLiftht and Power $15 1 house, with j FOR SALE six-roo- in Points; $2,000. $50 FOR 8ALE. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. FOR SALE New six acres of good TO land, at Five J. J. BRUMMITT. One giod wagon. second-han- d ulab,e for deUvery agon- I I per-petral- ljundon Globe, Hooker. Address Y, Journal oillce. Royal Entertainer and; an Entertainer of Royalty FOR SALE The furniture of three A FOR SALE OR TRADE The greatbedroom and rooms dining-rooTrade Marks est snap in business property in Designs kitchen complete and In first-claAc. Copyrights Utah. J. J. BRUMMITT. tomiHiiz condition. Will be sold at a bargain Sings S iksHi and SnmlMIni m, Anvoua Plays hrry thing qulrklr Enrythiig lusliar ail our ftM oirtninu aaxanani . Address Iti. Journal office. invsiilHHi M pnih.Mf patatitMlilM. ('immiuitk-a-. FOR SALE Fine house, IkmaairutlremiHdaiillal. llaiullxwkou I'atauts Tkratrr fur awurtus Iwlmiia. s Wky But uni i Virter ail amil (ma HIM close in on Grant; $1,500. lij I'almiia takas tnnnwh Munu A la iwarfVS FOR SALE Elegant house furnishings lUrnr. without ehanrw lutba loir mi put-tinJ. J. BRUMMITT. of 7 -- room house, 23$ Twenty-thirconsisting of one quarter sawed oak Catalogs Sent on Application. FOR SALE Elegant lots, 50x130, on A handatsnalr Hlnatraiad waaklr. I aiwaat clw Write for Prices to buffet, 6 wire leg chairs with table rulalkin of an? Journal. Twma,li Twenty-fift- h street; $100. rmri four numilia, L SoMSyall nawadoalww to match, polished oak center table, J. J. BRUMMITT. CO. MUSIC New York fancy chairs and rockers, Iron foldCOLO. DENVER. Wrauub IMBuo. SS F DU WaafcUuHus. U. U SALE FOR Nice house, THE BLE8SINGS OF HUMOR. ing couch with mattress and Turkstreet, belarge lot, on Twenty-fir- st ish cover, table cover to motch; fine tween Wall and Lincoln avenuea; Moral Drawn From Career of the golden oak chiffonier, 4 elegant Iron J. J. BRUMMITT. Late Max ORell. $1,600. beds with springs and mattresses, If there is a moral to be drawn odd dressers and commodes, velvet WANTED. The last car of the Chicago Special from the career of Max ORell it conand ingrain carpets, linoleum, 3 hot is a car. cerns the practical value of a sense I Estate range want to buy, sell or blast heaters, Feai-of humor in promoting the comity of WANTED If you trade Furniture, Carpets, Stoves, or with water front cabinet, kitcheh It has a lounging room twenty feet nations. The satirist sets people by rt (cost $40), anything in the line of Household table, 1 elegant the ears, but the humorist, by teachlong, brilliantly lighted; and furnished Goods call and gee us. Fart cash; lace curtains, portieres, pillows, wool with easy chairs, a writing desk, maging them to smile at each others L X. amiable weaknesses, predisposes I balance easy payments. blankets, bed linen, spreads, rugs, azines, periodicals, etc., and them to friendship. We and the Furniture New and Second-han- d buffet. In the rear is a broad platdrop lights, toilet sets, dishes, cookFrench are undoubtedly the better h found in Twenty-fourt7 street; and utensils Store, everything form ing protected by brass rails, where friends and the more conscious of SAM KLINE, Proprietor. home. Everything can an sit and watch the scenery you the for common genial our humanity of once at sold while must regardless be the alspecial hums over the rails manner in which M. Paul Blouet (WANTED A girl for general house value. an hour. miles or at cost Jacand Bull sixty chaffed John ternately work. Apply at No. 2355 Jefferson muAs the Bonhomme. merry busiques FOR BALE A Ave. And there la something to see In the tual friend of the middle classes of ness, paying $3,000 per year; everyof Colorado and the fertile ni9untalna the two countries he rendered a ser- WANTED Moler's Barber College of thing complete; at a great sacrifice. Iowa and Illinois. of Nebraska, plaine vice to which they may now Join in In offers Salt Lake City advantages of reasons for selling. Best one and wonders, paying tribute; teaching the trade that cannot be J. J. BRUMMITT The Chicago Speclall eaves Denver without feeling unduly sanguine, elsewhere. Write today for our had ever arise among 4:15 p. m. every day, and all lines at will there whether MONEY TO LOAN. apecial offer. Into Denver run tarlna to connect with our foreign language masters a German Max ORell, whose kindly Jests It. Another high-graflyer for ChiWANTED A girl for general house- - MONEY TO LOAN On city or farm will have an equally salutary effect loans 8:45 Denver at p. m. leaves five flret-clayear cago property; improved work In a family of four; upon our relations with our Teuton In three years. wages paid. Mrs. R. 8. Joyce, $17 I with option of paying kinsmen. London Graphic. The St. Louie Special leaves Denver HUNTER & KENNEDY. street Twenty-thir- d 2 p. m. and the evening train at at A Poem From the Cloister, LOAN. J. J. BRUM- TO MONEY I 9:45 local p. m. Write me for particulars. WANTED To place about $3,000 ghs wrote (dear child) from London MITT. Luke Saint estate loans. To her sister at money In email real (The merry madcap, Alice, HUNTER ft KENNEDY. MONEY TO LOAN We are prepared To the novice at Saint Luke): '1' the come from palace to make some small loans on ImI have Just I WANTED Some small, cheap houses With a duchess and a duke. two or one for Second South St. property West 79 proved city In town. We can sell Local money. to 9 cent anywhere secluded at cloister, per in your poor years R. F. NESLEN, General Agent. O my gentle Geraldine sell them.' HUNTER ft KENNEDY, Agents. MALT LAKK CITY. With Its round of dreary penance. a HUNTER ft KENNEDY. And its ever dull routine PROFESSIONAL CARDS. What think you of the honor I WANTED Clean, white rage at the Of an audience with the QueenT Phone 842 X. Utah State Journal office. Notary Public. "A countess went before me. CHEZ JOSEPH And a marchioness behind, Counselor-at-LaMISCELLANEOUS. And all the royal chamber Attorney and With noblemen was lined; 2 First National Bank Building. I Apd the prince beside his mother GRAIN You can buy seed rye and all Looked upon me fair and kind. chickkinds of grain, hay, feed and HENDERSON ft MAC MILLAN Feed For I wore my snowy velvet. en supplies at McFarland's Attornsys-at-LsAnd my set of precious pearls, Store. Tel. 344 K or 363 R. Rooms 14 to 18 First National Bank And the crown of whitest roses Resting lightly on my curls FIRE, LIFE, HEALTH, RIDGLEY, Building. Now, was I not, sweet sister. ys I The happiest of girls T" ACCIDENT, PLATE GLASS, STEAM T. D. JOHNSON I BOILER, INSURANCE. And Geraldine made answer Lawyer. J. J. BRUMMITT. From her convent by the sea; 8 and First National Bank Rooms God keep thee ever guileless is much easier than only a few In thy gayety and glee. Building. years ago. By taking advanBut hear with me, beloved,-WhilE. PRATT, new service on the I tell my Joys to thee, ARTHUR I tage of MONEY TO LOAN Money to loan 410 Lawyer. my little Alice. salaried people. D. D. Drake, Eccles Bld'g. X, too, at court have been; UNION Eccles Bld'g. Have entered at a palace And held converse with a Queen, A fairer and a dearer Where the Public Looks On. & ST. PAUL Than any earthly queen! CHICAGO, New Food for English Cooks. on Wall street Is . lambs into made Shearing now Is being An effort With wreath of whitest roses or a was It than year less profitable troduce sweet potatoes and yams from They crowned thy kneeling nun. wool does not grow so And when the Queen eh, braced mo Barbadoes to the English cook. Great two ago; the been fast has It little as clipped, and some one!) Barba(My darling success has been achieved at Before the court of angels wise. At the are a person can travel two whole days from Ogden lambs getting the of of vegethese both does In growing Bhe espoused me to her Bon! a boom good of the speculative to Chicago without change of cars. tables, and a product of the very best heightover $80,000 was paid for more A deal The richest, rarest Jewels there. raised large be all. quality can No trouble He hath brought me from the sky; on the Stock Exchange commission firm of Portsmouth Is Im- than one seat He hath clasped me to His bosom tor sold $67,500, was Recently a seat With a love that cannot die. porting regular supplies and sending tor $60,-00Oh! ten me, happy Alice, In great quantities, ac- and on Friday one was sold about samples C. S. WILLIAMS, Commercial Agent, of business form There Is one Art thou happier than IT various recipes tor Eleanor C. Donnelly, in New York companied by without deal a shrink good can that 106 West Second South St.f cooking them. Press. Inflicting injury upon the country. 5alt Lake City. Turf for Fuel. 8he Wanted to Know. New President of Liberia. An finglish-Irls- h syndicate has been Among the fads of the Hon. BenjaArthur of Barclay, tha recently elected removing for the In formed purpose min F. Tracy at his fine farm Irish which with president of Liberia, Is of pure African Tioga county was the breeding of one of the worst evils was afflicted, stock, born in Jamaica, whence his industrial development pigs which had something more than rediffIndustrial parents emigrated to the African a local reputation as pork producers, vis., dear coal. The He child. a was still so that fancy prices were paid tor iculties due to the absence of coal In public when he held several government hams and bacon from the Tracy Ireland are to be removed by the use has already among them those of there, abounds. Island the positions In which .One day a party of young of turf, hogs. and secretary of general and pressed postmaster people were shown around the place, This Is to be cut. dried his At Inauguration, the treasury. a fair bud being the into bricks. In December, Mr. PATRONS Or THE takes which place companion. She seemed Intensely inOutdone. will become the thirteenth Col. Ingenoll Barclay all human so terested In the animals, so much PhiladelIndeUnion Pacific Ralroad are assured that The Franklin Inn Club of president since Liberia became that Mr. Tracy asked he about 1L exthem against an organization composed pendent In 1847. Ingenuity hae been adopted to protect Well, Im very curious you know, phia is men- - At the of literary and I'm eager to find out which one of clusively there arose, one day accident M- Insect Balloonists. the famous Tracy hogs it Is that fur- quaint clubhouse about drunkenness, and aerial discussion "Pnt by th navigation Insects enjoying New nishes the boneless bacon! n lars have been about various happy and of the use of balloons were recently York Times. by Railroad Com- inebriety state Union Pacific descriptions of the by a French naturalist, who caught mPorovement Some one cited CoL Ingersolls he noticed them as small, bright objects pans in the Hard on Recorder Goff. ft about a man so drunk that In the air and behaving as floating ThlB felt up and An humble acquaintance of Recorder ment hl. hack In a field of its equip If they were being steered. He caught Goff accosted him In the street to the air for the grass. John Luther some 1U of them end found them to be one day and complained bitterly of the line is renown of an novelist, said: bubbles air viscous Long, drunker exorbitant rent he was charged tor a 'r dimensions and But I have heard of a man nnt Win. after Inch long, of uniform This chap, touple of rooms. Ingersolls. reflectlona Each than even iridescent showing eervlce. 1U I wish one night on time, and the general euperlorlty of you'd drop in sometime was suspended by the feet of vainly for a long time when youre passing, your Honor," trying his door with a latch key mut balloon to open an Insect resembling the hornet fly. Mid the man, and see now tiny they tered to himself with a hiccough! the .are. if you find ass can turn In Hat Faith In Kansas. 'Some one must have stolen RUNS them I'll be content to pay the full hole.' Gov. Bailey of Kansas has inexkey tent ever after! trains dally to the East the New York Times. Three haustible faith in the agricultural Western Trip. trains Make his Inauguarriving many hours Since state. fastest of his Stemburgs to von future As Ha Was Saying. Ambassador and Baroness ahead of all competitor!. ration he has had numerous offers This rake Isnt at all bad, Sternburg will make an extensive for bis fine farm In Nemaha county, Full information cheerfully furas far but fall, the going the In never been by but tour tempted think il'ar( dont thers fy western you bag nished on application to b' There are several he a little more H. COR8E. as San Francisco. figures named. hundred acres In the place, and the That cake (Interrupting) rc"- by express this morning. Your Not Quits tha Sams, governor has been offered $75 an acre m your wife tll hut thinks It worth the ss for-cash- six-roo- m A. lwor : J SITUATIONS WANTED ADVERTISEMENTS n( some Howlers. II. U.. of Ascot, sends sons i very fair specimens of Howlers by hoard school children and collected by a board school master. Lot tlio Ut:ili Lijjht a ml On the nature of gaxes, An oxygen Co. iiyure with you. has elfchi sides. In natural history, is a bird which does not An investigation will con- A cm kno a mosquito is a its own eggs; lay cannot vince you that you child of black and while parents, and alTonl to hum coal oil. If a blizzard is the Inside of a fowl. vou neoil jv'wer there is no In giHKigraphlcal study we get the The equator is a men kiml that will prove as sat- following: lion running round the earth agerie isfactory for the money. a meridian Is and through Africa; E. W. WADE,' the place where they keep the time, and the Inhabitants of Paris Manager for Option. are called Pura sites. Among an swers we have heard before is that 60 YEARS Isaak of the child who declares: EXPERIENCE Walton was such a good fisherman that he wns called the Judicious Classified Columns i VICT,.frEK,N(i pq 7 XOYEMRER 20, Dir,. kr g d, i Scientific American. DENVER six-roo- m A go-ca- well-stock- ed $15-31- Cosy ed Car de es IUKICTHi l!ent Little Prayer. The My little boy knolt at my knea Ja.t night And mill tha prnjrrr my mother taught nia long ago; Tlii-for awhile waa aileiit, with hla head at III bowed, And when at laat ha roaa to gtva tha klM For which I walled, and withdrew hla a mm, I aakiil him why ha had kept kneeling Ilia when Now done. X lay ma down to alaep'' wa he, aald "In Sunday school they aakad Tha all. when they have aald their pray era. To wlilupcr, aaklng God, up there, to Grave-lace- bleu Tha llltlu oina In China and to put Tha love of Ja.ua In their hearts." It one True, tender Hula prayer like that warn aid For me each night, I'd aak no more, and rlatm Tha blaming God may aend a. t mine. Limitations of the Snapshot Some persona say photographs, like figures, won't lie, remarked a Wall street man, who evidently had s To grievance against the rainera. my mind certain photographs are as deceptive as they can be. 1 think the snapshot Is abominable. Of course it bears some resemblance to the subject, and when you reproduce it with a line like this, 'Mr. Blank, In a char acterlstlc attitude, it may suit some folk. Nevertheless, It falsifies the subject. It crystallises him in soma absurd position one foot In the air, hla mouth open, or with an undignl-- I These things fled grin on his face. are merely camera caricatures, as ridiculous as any cartoon drawn in New York Press. black In white. And Devote Plenty of Tlmo to It. It Is hard for a man to see a pretty girl, with luscious, pouting, rosy Ups, without thinking that ha would like to have the opportunity to teach hor bow to whistle Somerville Journal 1 Traveling 41-4- Now-a-da- . cl Tbt Railway Betweeu Only Double-Trac- k the Missouri River asd Chlcsgs. 3 Trains DAILY TO CHICAGO AND EAST the VIA THU To-da- y, PACIFIC" Chicago 1IILWA0KEE LINE at dl JulukL? MtfUaiU well-know- Uyn "1 one-fourt- h Union. Pacific: u rn Standard and tourist sleeping cars, compartment observation cars, buffet smoking and library cars; all meals In dining cars. Fast schedules. For sleeping csr nwenrations, tickets and inlonnilioo apply to Geecral C. A WALKER. Cklc.f. 208 So. Mils St., Saif Ukt City. ll If. Motth-Weite- n (la. Through Service stTloijis AND THE EAST VIA Missouri Pacific RAILWAY SCENIC THROUGH COLORADO FERTILE KANSAS and MISSOURI PULLMAN SLEEPING CARS, OBSERVATION DINING CARS. Electric lights, electric Fans, Chair Cars reclining (szavs rszz). i day Coaches. FMNrt, ft.iMrasi Up-to-d- Far lirtls,Tickit!, a 1 1 ' ' a North-Weste- Railway. 0. The Overland Route & Friend I suppose I was saying when thinks you are a treasure? me, there ought to be Benedict No a treasury. it." ;''mI-- As il:tb more of It several times, even $100 at cl1?. least Chicago Chronl- - H. C. TOWNSEND, TNMT MtoT, (T. UWh Mia NMIWI . |