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Show THE If Mrliate fiNhkl.1 f FRENCH DUEL OF GLOBE-HEADE- R. And a get rim quick invertor also Is korn every minute. Is Comparatively Harmless ..'la;', but as an Institution It Mode Deeply Footed in' the Nit cn The Correct of Prr .eiure, Mr. Kipling prefer, the bagpipe, but be can also touch the lute. Ills Whirl! ill I )OII asked a frightened duelist nr plsinls "the dueling aud American poker English acnever have become thoroughly quainted. at twenty pares?" twenty The dueling swoid--a- t paces, wu the answer. This duel juke was new in the days of the First Empire. In the Kranee of In the matter of swelling the death rata the late Ur. Gatling easily headed bis profession. There are plenty of men who will never grow from carrying their brains. round-shouldere- d It has less jiolnt, hers use the dueling sword at twenty pares Is almost an aeeonipllshed fact. You ran compare modern fenelng to modern warfare, 1 heard a msltre d'armea say at the Automobile Club's to-da- y Some people are already beginning to fidget fur fear panama hats may be stylish again nest summer. Cornell professors will get pensions of fl.iiuo per year if they escape typhoid until they are seventy. Kipling's new poem would seem to Indicate that he wanJi to hedge on the flanneled fools and muddled oafs. The lioness Aesop tells about, you remember, entertained a somewhat different opinion concerning large families. Count Honi de Castellano says he Is delighted with America. Evidently the Gould chocks have been liberal of late. The news that the author of "All Is a bankrupt ahould cause genuine regret in Indianola. Coons Look Alike to Me l The Louisville rises superior to local prejudices In sn on the Value of Kentucky Courier-Journa- Waterways. Sir' Thomas Llpton has served notice that he la coming for the cup thli time, lie Is tired of being merely a Jolly good fellow. Theatrical managers love a full but It Is a sad sight for the man whose throe sees have induced him to pay to witness It. house', From recent numerous scandalous eruptions In royal circles abroad one gathers that the sarsaparilla market la on the verge of a boom. Prince Albert Kakalllmoku Kumula-kha- , last descendant of King Kama hameha of Hawaii, Is dead. Let us hope he has gone where the good are O. K. Great Britain has purchased the cruisers offered for sale by Argentina. John Bull may be a little bit alov, but he rarely overlooks a naval bar gain. The mcasenger pect to conduct until they Invent they can exercise mothers. i Oh, boys can never exa successful strike a scheme by which authority over their that's only his way, C.C. LANGLEY C UTAH AYtON, DENTIST.D. TO-DA- Y "You Shall Hear From Me! In the early last fencing evening. part of the nineteenth eentury deaths on the field of honor had heroine so frequent that the jiidieiul repression of the duel wuh almost brought about. To-daare all sm-l- i proposals laughed down In Parliament and proas. There is no law against dueling In France; and there seems tube no need of one, In spite of the fact that duels are more frequent than ever. The evolution of fencing on the field of honor has rendered such a law unnecessary. The tendency Is to treat French duels lightly, their avowed obno is but such a death, longer ject wounding as will put one of the parties In a state of practical or technical InNevertheless, at Its worst feriority. a duel may mean physical danger, or even death; while In Its leut harmful event It means annoyance, expense and gossip. Therefore it preserves good manners In the public as well as private Intercourse of Frenchmen admirably. A little man accidentally treads on your foot In the theater. You do not rare to call him an awkward ass, because, small as he is, he may have lots of fencing practice. Now who cares to go to an expense of, say flOU In swords, surgeon, carriages, rent of dueling ground and lunch to one's seconds for the pleasure of receiving a lip up the sword arm? In this line of thought, the greatest in tho list of them all, the late Aure-lle- n Scholl, often declared that, looking bark on his encounters, he regretted only one of them. It waa the case of a young reporter who had, In something he had written, offended the eensldve pride of the last of the has any social isisition to defend, for in any deccat example, nienilM-rshiclub. And note, the gesture to slap If quite as effective. Frenchmen are great on these slapping and punehliig gestures. You will see one aim his fist aud hold it there, The other hauls back and holds himself hauled back. Each looks death and fury in the other's eyes. Should the first strike, the other would strike. When neither strikes, it becomes the duty of a court of honor to place the offended party. In this land of settled formulas blowa are seldom struck between men Women pull each other's hats off, claw each other's faces, pull hair and make stabs with hatpins. Men, although content engaged in the same row, themselves with raising their cams until threateningly and patiently, some common fripnd or stranger Intervenes. Why strike? The theoretical blow fell when the cane or fist was raised. Monsieur, behold my card! And mine, monsieur!'' Monsieur, you shall hear from me!' At your orders, monsieur! Thus ends the incipient row men of good taste and savoir falre. You will object that to be forced thus to Involve one's self In an affaire with a perhaps objectionable to pay to unknown la a heavy social order. Parisians of aavolr falre, for this reason carry two card cases. One contains cards printed with a false name and address. When the offending or offended party seems not to be worthy of ones steel one pulls this second card case. Monsieur, behold my card!" oue says without the slightest risk. And mine, monsieur!'' replies the other. Now, If the second card contains a false name and adrees each party can tell his friends that the other All Work Guaranteed. Painless Extraction. Office over Bank, U YIICS 12. Mi l SKY SNULL ri B1.IC trains each way every day I have always fought with men of was Scholls re- - courage heretofore," Count Tolatol maintains that the accumulation of vast riches is not a good deed, but an evil one. The beauty of this theory la that the good deeds will always outnumber the evil ones. King Edward of England has joined tout clubs during the past year. Now If the queen doesn't beliere him when he gets In late It will simply show that she isn't willing to listen to reason. 2 XTWKBM OGDEN AND DENVER vis TheGolorado Midland RAILWAY. The Finest Mountain Scenery in the World. Fine bath room in connection: E. DEAN, Proprietor. - - PAT80N, 1 UTAH - Both trains esrry elrgsut Standard Pullman Sleepers lietweeu Ogden and Denver. Our Chair Cars are new aud of the latest pattern, lieing provided with all modern eonvenienoca. The Colorado Midland trains are handled by the (I. O. W. Ity between Ogden anil Grand Juuetion; connect8, L. and ing with all train of the S. P. Ry., from tha North and West; making direct connections at Colorado Springs, Denver and Pueblo with all lines lor points North, Kart and South. Write us for further particulars. We will he glad to arrange Itinerary for W. II. DONNELL, your trip. General Agent. 206 RouthWest Temple SL, Salt Laks City, Utah. Z WDNCBHESTEDS 2E Behold My Card! Monsieur, acquaintance on New Rival" Institution when young boys at board- ing school can quarrel and save up their quarrel till the day they come h of age, to fight It out in a real, duel. That the Paris publio takes this aort of thing with the seriousness wss shown by the Uothschlld-Lubersaencounter less 3 Fiat Trains Dally to All Points East, Q q) CoidieUd ALL DEALERS W. g. TANNEK, FrealdenL c than a year ago. Paris dence New York Sun. correspon- Mrs. Baer and Child Labor. Mra. George F. Baer, wife of the special agent of the Almighty, is vastly Interested In the problem of child labor, and. like the good woman the Is, la deeply roneerned because chIL dren, mere babies some of them, pass your doors dally on their way to work, when they should be going to school." This is unfortunate and we hope the lady will speak to George about It and aee that tho pernicious practice Is Possibly, however, George stopped. does not see his particular bunch of children on their way to work, partly for the reason that he does not live at the mines, and partly berause he la not out of bed at that hour. Still it will do no harm to call his attention to the circumstance, for George is a good husband and would not wantonly hurt his wife's feelings. Chicago Electricity's Uses Changing. contractor for the New York The Names. You Don't Call Him transit subway aald that, owing rapid but you, after having offended ; did all you could to get out of the to the rapid developments in electrical art, a generation of electricity to sting. Your other adversaries, M. Scholl, now only three years. re, if you will reflect, all rich or Germans Own Braxillan Land. to da I, who am extremely poor, farmers and planters own German I to count the cost of a dueL Only r before yesterday did I succeed in 1.000,000 seres of Brazilian soil; on coffee ting the necessary funds together. part of this land bushes are planted. rhe fighting boulerardler was , 11 deep-move- "Repeater titbaiM hltal TtoUe leave Faysen hr Tintle an Asw die tea at 6:48 a. a. and l:lfi p. pa. Far Balt Laks CUy sad all palnla let sad West at 740 a ss. sad 8:11 Best Local Train Service in the State. Far fates, eta, Inquire of V, H. 8HE&MER, Agent, Fsyaen. I. A. BENTON, Qeaeral Agent Passenger Department Jflanl. Vlce-Pr- a ...PRINTING... a leak 140,000.00. PAYSOH EXCHANGE BANK SAVINGS hrNi, Vtob. rraaaoats a Baaaral 4 laaklaf Maal Manat per cant pmid Drafts on All on time depeeite Parts of the World I'LL MEET YOV AT "THE CLUB" KEEP THEM CYEU8E. SNELL, CkahUr. Kxeinton. sure-enoug- ut-mo- Leader'' SHELLS you ire looking tor n1iUb shotgun ammunition, the kind that shoots where you point your gun, buy Winchester Factory Loaded Shotgun Shells: New Rival, loaded with Black powder; "Leader and "Repeater, loaded with Smokeless. Insist upon having Winchester Factory Loaded Shells, and accept no others. the irate stranger. Alphonse Haudet has maintained that the duel will always hold good peoples, that It beamong the longs to their Idea of honor and that no civilization can do away with It. Certainly it must be a deeply rooted LOADED SHOTGUN FACTORY 1 harm la ilono. Note, It is highly proper to foist the card of a friend or Im- Erening Fost. - goi Parlor. cnsorlaf n Cm party feared to meet him and no Women Claw Each Other; Men Don't continue to pour In boulevardiers," himself always so willthe mother of the ing to offend the pride of others. famoue quadruplets, while the melThe young reporter did not wish to ancholy plight of Mr. Ormsby Is per fight and tried to avoid noticing At last Scholl latently overlooked. Scholl's provocations. was forced to slap him In the face. A Philadelphia minister advises After a meeting In which the exyoung women never to many a man perienced duelist scratched the young until they have thoroughly reformed reporter's forearm, he refused to him. Why not make sure of him shake hands with him. The youth first ahd reform him later on? called him aside and asked him why. a HANK HLILIAING Pinoullj Congratulations VO la as sura to correct the Uvrr as It Is sura you have one. Through the liver It cutes Indigestion, Constipation, Malsria and those ailments which arise from a lack of proper digestion and assimilation of food. At druggists, 50 cents per bottle. Utah. Payson, JOS. B. TANNER, m Mrs. Ormsby. There would be no talk of race suicide If all married couples were like 'Mr. and Mrs. Cormac McCallis of .fiuieton, Penn., who have Jut had child burn to them. their, .twenty-thir- d She wu Mr., McCalHs Is forty-five- . - of seventeen. at the married agei M V Pullman Palace and Ordinary Sleeping Cara. Free Reclining Chair Cara. Perfect Dining Car Service. The big supply of smokeless powder that the aultan la arranging to buy in Germany ia not designed for toilet use .by the female members of bis happy, family. England again has been considering the problem of a food supply in cue of a foreign war. The beat way to dispose of that matter la to keep on good terms with the . United State. In that rase there will always be food and to spare. oa Mai to a to Save Har. It It Marly aa tayaaalbto to have ba4 haal Wa ktoaars r Svar. k say ka. aa yen ffctoh. that a atoaac. a kawala. MaoS caaaaa yaw bat baai. but a Urn to back af eiay aa. af toaa. aaS to ntoe caaaa aei af toa, V yaa camel a Ibaf yaa eanacf a A Graduate of 5 Years Experience, pm iel to do any kind of work known to the profes slon. u we often Baltimore's new city directory gives the city a population of G64.725 155,768 more than the censua enumerators found In 1900. Evidently the Baltimore directory publishers are enterprising people. S. TP rang. l. hear pleaded in excuse for some one. But when a man's ways are offensive to his fellows he's called upon to alter them. 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Owen Wheeler of the Lond Philatelic Society was sold by auction itoxntly for 85 57S. OWE DOOB WEST OV OCTBEII1 habbeu tHor . raxaow, dtab GUABANTKIS SATISFACTION IfeprtSt PAYSON, UTAH GIVE VS A TRIAL |