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Show i elated is simple and nuked, and need not Paragraphs. invention to apparel her comeliabhors Love a vacuum in the -ness. P. bidney. Sir affections. Poets are born, but the waiter girl is made to order. A bare cupboard always famishes food for thought Borrowed money causes a great deal of A telephone girl has an extensive calling acquaintance. The medicine bottle usually has a bad taste in its mouth. The path of ambition leads to a great many political graves. A good many heroes are mu' of palp and printer's ink. When a man has nothing to do be always attends to it personally. It is impossible to convince a spider that there is honey in a rose. The lazier a man is the more he is going to accomplish The voice of s man popping the question lias the true engagement near-sightedne- ring. Lots of men who make witty remarks are t dense to realize the fact It is pretty bard for seme men down to their wants to keep tbeir incomes. Some women are jealous of an echo because it always gets the last words. man doesn't The ambitious worry very much about his gray braiu matter. It look queer, but the best mau at a wedding isn't the one who gets married. The revolts of intelligence are more dangerous than the insurrections of ignorance. When she says they are engaged and he say's they are not it often takes a jury to decide. A writer says there is a great deal of character in politics bat he doesn't specify the kind. Solomon was the wisest man in bis day, bat then of course, that was long before your time. Two fools and two baudkercbiefs are the only ingredients necessary to componnd a silly flirtation. It it said that the whisper of a beautiful woman can be heard farther than the loudest yell of duty. It doesn't cause a man's heart to overflow with joy as he meanders home at 2 a. m. to discover that both himself ana the moou are down to their last quarter. Chicago News. " Poison! CONTRARY STEPHEN TROGILL. An tka Om Otca.loa u Adulterated teas are dangerous to health. Some of them are act- Whisk Us Is Sal ts Hits Usds a light Concession. "I suppose," said Col. Calliper, "that among contrary men my old friend , who formerly lived in Stephen Storkville Center, Vt., would easily bare stood lirst. lie never agreed with anybody or anything, and it was said of him that he had never made even the slightest concession to anybody, except upon one occasion. But, contrary and exasperating as he was, he was nevertheless a source of pride to hia fellow citizens, who regarded him na townspeople are likely to regard any one of ther number who has attracted public attention by achieving remarkable success, or by the manifestation of aome remarkable quality. And "even the one concession that be waa reported to have made was of such a nature and made under such circumstances, r.s, instead of lessening their regard for him, still further commended him to their approval. "As they used to tell the story In Storkville Center, Mr. Tropall had once in some way found himself in a place whfFe, as he stood looking about, lie waa approached by n personage whom he recognized instantly from the pictures he had seen of him, and who halted alongsida of him and spoke: : Um m yon find it pretty warm here, Mr. Trogil? this personage said. "And the answer that heightened Storkville Cemer'a regard' for Uncle Stephen was: "0, ye es. 1 suppose you would call this kind o' summery, " $14.51. PM, AM lull 5 55 8 23 a Tri-gill- eta Salt Lake Ar bpriugvilie Ar Spa dink Fork Peyaou Suutaiiulu Dep Dap ually poisonous especially green teas idou it in sue 1H which contain copperas and prussian is IMM 0 U (10 Uuahau Hillside Laguudu Canon Kidiug Euraka Mammoth Jet, 35 801 1M8 15 PM !PM blue. lews) New York Herald. w Silver City Ar iiueti 0 25 &5A 8 l.tta 18 in's u 21 uiui 721 Sul Ii at 151 IU Unparalleled Time Record Hyou are iroing Was made every day during the An C 1240 J- 102 ba Geu'l llgr I F. A. WADLKIGU. Geul Pea. A Ticket. Agt. c Ap "Q Kansas City, St. Louis, an-Jo- tar, POINTS EAST d. mm n Hours Salt Lake to New York. Only Seventy-Thr- ee By a recent change iu schedule the Overlsnd Limited of the rn Anion Pacific and in connection with the L. 8. A M. S. and N. Y. C. A II It. It. It. now make the unparalleled time record of only three days to New York. Train leaves Salt Lake 7:00 A. M., Ogden 8:10 A. M. daily arrives Chicago 7:45 A. 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D treins run daily S K train run daily except Sunday. A Schilling & Company San Francisco 98 Models. Wt Have aa Ajeit bat Sell Direct ta the Rider at Maaufacturer's Prices, Savlai Yoa all Altai's Profit!. I; If 17 2 48 M Ml Bicycles SAME GRADE U 40 Dap Acme $10 a pound he couldn't sell you better baking powder than Schillings Best. Balsa I reaving. The largest retail drug atom in America ia that of Hegemon A Go. i Broadway in New York City. who went then to leant how Ripens Tab-uk- a wen selling bought a flve-cecarton and aaked: Do yon have mnoh oall for these) lie waa refereed to a gentlemen who proved to be the head of the department lie said : Jpana and ia Inmaidng, due emieoially tothe influential character of tha testimonial in the daily Jireim, and growing out of these, through the recommendation of friend to friend. Satisfaction with them ia vary general. When once they are begiin I notice that a permanent constant cuatomor for them ia maao. This, 1 believe, is through their intrinsic merit which proves the bona fide character of the advertising. 1 think them specially useful in the general ran of stomach trouble. buthavingieen jkiI.-ii- KiiMiiH T.iiiuti Ii. .. i! v iii ih- New - I'liiil.i lo pive Y ilu-i- very con- - nrk a and were just w)i:ii lurcaae I li:iu nevu ei ployed ii m.inni'il a phi aiciau aiiice, nnd tliat iuuoiii a call. saving of A dollar'i worth of Tabulea llipana lusts me a month, and I would not be without them now if it wen my lost At the dollar. time of thia interview there present two daugh. ter who specially objected to their mother giving a testimonial which should panda her name in the newspapen, but to do tills the elder lady argued : "Then mar be other canes just like mine, and I am sun I take mat pleasure in recommending the Tabuus to any one afflicted aa I was. If the telling about my case in the papers enables some other person similarly afTected to be as greatly benefited as I have been, I see no object ion. The daughters. knowing how earnestly she felt alulpt the benefit che hod received, decided she waa quit, right. llu-- v fit "?? fttfuaHumdraiDtiirM pwmumw. Tki lti$ nrwd by wall by m OTmomlmt. Ort oftlf Awr BtfrtOftfU Ri m . N wTwt-- or I'mrmicil Cnr vv, Rvv8 will h wont tor(m mt. Kimn TwiJiny ahbiM tf 9 MkNNtv,amHwiiMUMiMllqiMiriUMviM$bMib8rrt(iiii OMitnaiwM. L: tri.-il- , yeew |