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Show No danger in Schillings West-Houn- Best tea. .PM, Dap UU ' I HIM. Dap U04U tail! 1UI10U' I 85'1 sum It II tt;8 l PU Ipm ii ats w; Mammoth Ar is lots tu a irm n 1 M SIM 1 4J,f i ds.'t at ui m st IU Jet. Silver City Ht a . dat ISM PM AM 0 8U12M De,. Atatatlona where no time la shown trains do not stop. D trains run dally SE trains ruu daily exeept Sunday, SAME Vlce-Pre- Nothing worries some people like the absence of worry in others. The early milkman catches a glimpse of a womans true complex ion. Women probably talk most because men are too polite to interrupt them. Bpaius next cabinet would do well to adopt a submarine insurance policy. Perl'.ap3 it is the microbes in kisses that canso people to fall dead in love. Some deople pru.ie their genealogical trees by cutting their jtoor relations. The less thought some men give their to.a subject the more lilx-ruviews are. With the exception of ourselves no one ever does things as they should be done. It always makes a man feel cheap to be caught looking at a photograph of himself. Social etiquette doesnt intefflst the mau who is wearing a porous plaster on a hot day. The happiness of some people depends upon their ability to make others unhappy. toNothing contributes more storms ward alleviating domestic than a clear conscience. Some men go abroad to complete their education and others marry for the same purpose. An Bet of charity pushes a man further along on the road to glory than an act of heroism. The criminal judge may be a man of few words, bat he is not always a man of short sentences. Love may laugh at locksmiths, but it never smiles at the owner of a bicycle repair shop. People who denounce the stage should remember that the minstrel is never os black as he is painted. There was a lime when two pugilists met one nr both hod to bite the dust. Now they simply chew l the rag. Capital aud labor would com- mingle better if there werent so many men trying to get capital without labor. A southern railway has a female train dispatcher. Nearly every small boy is acquainted with a woNews. man switch-tender.-Chicn- go A Jolly for Papa- She-A- nd what shall I say in case papa asks me what your pros-poc- ts are? lie Well, er you might say that I am figuring on securing one of the most prominent, influential nud wealthy men in the city for That ought to my father-in-lafetch him. Chicago news. w. Telling Him the Truth. I think Willie is learing to smoke, said his mother. I wish you to speak to him about it What shall I say to him? naked his father, Why, tell him the truth, of course, And so Willy was duly called tyj, and his father put ou a severe look and said: Willie. I understand you are learning to smoke. Now, before it goes any farther I want to tell you what the result may be. You may die in a year, and then again you may live to be a hundred years old Why, John! expostulated the boys mother. You told me to tell him the truth, remarked the father, md there's hardly a week goes by that I don't hear of someone close to the century mark who has smoked ever since ha was 14 years old, while people wli.s never smoked at all die iu infancy with great frequency. It is sometimes diiflent to get a man who smokes to look at the subject from the right poiut of view. Chicago Post to her lmuband. Isnt what awful?' queried Jenks. Houston's boy was run over and received infernal injuries. Internally, you men," I know No, I men infernal, 1 what am talking abont. After a quarrel of jfive minutes, JeukB produced a dictionary, and with considerable trouble managed to find infernal." There! he exclaimed, I told Infernally means relatyou bo. to lower regions." the ing Well, replied Mrs. Jenks, and there was a ring of trinmph in her voice, aint that where he was inPearsons Weekl. jured? Ilyounri Grade. to the Rider nt Mssxfsctxrers Prices, Saving Yon all Agcal'a Praflls. Brat material, Kuperb Snlah. Eight model. Wr hip anywhere with privilege of raamiiiation, pay exptew charge both war aud refund vour tiiuii.-it nut a repnieuted. Every Acme" is fully agaiiut a Defective ll'erh- n't Accident aa wellpuorumtid Brad fur calakigue. MuiuAi'p. rlral 1G2 ACME CYCLE CO. Elkhsrt, Ind. Mala St., Gau'l Mgr S. II. BAHOOCK. Truffle Mauager, F. A. WADLKIGU. Infernally Injured Isnt it awful?" said Mrs. Jenks A s't High OIAM AS AOENTS SELL POt 171.80. We Hava aa Agents hat Sell Direct D. C. DODGE, Pointed Paragraphs. It takes a pretty good carpenter to floor a pugilist. Cruel words seldom cut a lazy person to the quick. Circuses will soon be refered to as in the past tense. Many a man punctures his tire on the road to wealth. Borne people spend the most of their time in nursing animosity. Borne men become crooked in trying to make both ends meet Bicycles 98 Models. AMPM Salt Lake . Ar Ar bpriugviUa Spanish Fork Paysua Saulatiuiu liosbeu Laguuda CauouSiding Kureka S5801 Acme lx ad. XI Ink Hillside l, It is delicious besides. Jj Station aud Sidiuga ed. ;raa' hi D I AM d Kaat-buau- d ! swing to GmlPafcATlrket.Agt. PIKES PEAK ROUT- E- I Kansas City, St. Louis, Or any poiut Baal, awl wlahfo a daylight rlda through tlia grsudmt eoenory of tho Kooky . mountain. Iia aura to aah for a tlekat that reads via tho 1 an-J- oy Gives Notice. THE SIIOHTELINE tarn, LeM ani TO (Mo Spriigi, M- - KABL 0. MAESEUS School and Fires ide Best aud most Fopular Route to Cripple Creek, Victor, Aspen, published. No rclitxi, complete without It. modern, handuuuie book, iu these in now Is Glenwood Springs and styles, The wars ovei. isnt it? inALL quired the vigorous and aggressive $2.00 $2.75 $3.75 No Tiresome Layovers, partisan. containing 400 page including 123 Close Connections in e e It may be considered so," elegant portraits. Union Depots. is a full page picture of Dr. Through Nrepers aud through Fra (Ttsl C hiB friend. And Positively the earn. Fiunit8rrueryaudElegautliiuiunu1 Mgettcr. Agent are wanted In all I've been pretty quiet atant liua Freo t'liali only They riiuuing through Route paria of the United States, Utah Quickest Oar to Denvrr, Oohiruilu Springs, Leadvllli in particular. havent I?" my political views, and Inlerniedlata roliit from Salt lake Clt) MILLIONS of hooks are being had Yes, I aud tigdeu. hoped you had published annually, lhnuaanda of canvawcre nre wiling them, but Tralua louva aud arrive at R. G. W. B. R. depot. modified some of your opinions." STo tho groat riven ami Atlantia saanoard. I cure dullv only a LIMITED few are worth 1.10 m. p. No, sir. When the war com- - j your time to read. Tell the 1105 p.m. Arrive dally when he call on yon and meuced I announced that my symand BUY DR. M A EMEU'S HOOK. I. A. BENTON. City Ticket Agart, Blogaut aud Thoroughly Kodiru Euulnmer Fat Wives. and Koellnlug tfiiafr Oar, iu whiuh I II W. Second Soiith. pathies were enlisted with the adTHE 8 K ELTON PUBLISHING CO. soato arc froo to hold on of ragular tra The people in portions of Africa ministration, and now that the war tickets. 0( A.BROWN. Geueral Agent, Frovo, Utah. have many curious customs and is over, I give notice that Boom I AtU lliid!c..S dt r. it City, they've superstitions, and among the for- leen mustered out. Washington Call on or address mer may lie mentioned the fashion Star. 1J. It. KOtMKtt, Commercial Fralgt A Pace. Agt of having fat wives. Being inThis Is the opportunity of a Roornll, Uorlau block, Salt Lake City, troduced to a great chiefs wife, Agents are making S50 to SIGOa week. OX ii. c. roirmyo, FITZHtJGH LEE. MaJ. Gen. U. S. V. I wns Bpeke thus describes her: Qeuor Pane. A Tlekat Ag Zand late Council General to Cuba, wiltcs a book on Btruck with the extraordinary diS . Loulo Ala. of mensions, yet pleasing beauty the immoderately fat fair one. She could not rise, and so large OREGON We hxveon pregg for carle laaue, General Lot's o n glory of Gilta and the were her arms that the flesh beof over iiou pages, TxlH Spanish War, to le produced In a substantial tween the joints hung dowu like Inches In alae and almost SHORT LINE RY. One Hundred Illustrations. large, loose, stuffed puddings. The Is the only authentic work published on the one subject occupying This chief, pointing to his wife, said, New Train Service the minds of the entire civilized world. This is the product of our milk-potbe TLaeetralaa will eUraatlj equipped pure OUTFITS READY. Liberal commissions will be paid and credit from early youth we keep given, Lose no time, set at owe. r lr local and alwayioa time. Patronise these pots to their mouths, sb it is Write foi full particulars to thorn whoa yon travel, the fashion at court to hare very The International Society, 91-9- 3 Fifth Ave, New York. LOCAL TIME CARD, Publishers of General Leo's Rook. fat wives. The daughter of the In effect, May 8, IRON. Our authorized are located in all parts of the U. S. distributors king sat before me snekijg at a Train Arrive and Depart at tba Various milk-pat which the father had Station! aa Follows: mmasAStiiwwwvwissisMAwiMsvMwweiivmvwewMaiaiWlii a Klderly Lady. work at her A Frealstal Physician, the by holding kept Booth Bound North Hound An New York A physician prominent elderly lady living at Fordhaa in his hand; for as fattening rod Lv. EvTl hYATIOS fat discussing the merits of Klpans Ar.Ar Heights, a part of New York City, is the first duty of their fashionTabules with a brother II. D. mid t and who was known to be a warn Several veers ago 1 asserted that advocate of Ripana Tabules tor any able feminine life, it must be duly cues of liver trouble or indigestion, t, If one wished to necome a and do a heneiloent deed-o- ne said to s reporter who visitedher foe enforced by the rod, if found necesthat would help the whole hu- the purpose of learning the particusary .Detroit Free Prees. man race nothing could be better lars of her cose : I had always POINTS EAST hslf-lnn- re-pli- ed Front-bplec- JFrom YTtali can-vawer- life-tim- Guba'ne Spanish War. bu-.- s; ot, I philsn-thopls- Millions Given Awayll is certainly gratifying to the public to know of one concerns in the land who are not afraid to be generous to the needy and suffering. The proprietors of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, have given away over ten million trial bottles of this great medicine; and have the satisfaction of knowing it has absolutely cured thousands of hopeless cases . Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs are surely cured by it. Call on J. L. Townshend Druggist, and get a free trial bottle. Regular size 50c and $x. Every bottle guaranteed, or pcice refunded. - Hard to Please. .Sometimes, said Uncle Ebeu, Neatly than to procure the Roosevelt Hospital prescription, wiirA is ths tests eftMt Jftfaiu Teknlts, and cause it to M put up in the form of ketchup and distributed among tbs poor. i and Four tralua dally from Ogden to Salt Lake. Two fast tralua daily from Salt Lake to all points east. Improved Tonrlst Sleeper aodFresReelin-lu- g Chair Cars Salt Lake to Chioag o without eta lire. Elegant Day Coaehee. The only lino operating dining ear service. Tba Short eat and Pant eat Lina from Balt Laksto Denver, XensasCity, Omaha and .all Promptly Executed Points East. W. H. BANCROFT, 8. 11 HIS end Oan. llgr. Trf. JJgr. OFFICE. Steep ti; oue dat couldn,t bo ccntented wif Washuuffiu but a soft Buop. St.1T. a W. ECCLES, Gea. D. K. Burley. Gao'l Paaanigar Agt. City Tlekat OBoe K1 Uaia St. Salt Lake City. Alex Thornton, Agent, Person. it do seem dst do mau who docs de mos taken 'bout hart time is de ington Vlea-Pra- i dont boil It your Directions m every package of 6': killings Bat. 91 Bales laereeatmc. Tho largest retail drag store In America is that of Hegemon A Co. m Broadway In New York City. A reporter who went there to learn how Ripang Tabetics ware selling t bought a carton and asked : flve-cen- MDo you hava much oull for tbeael He was referred to a gentleman who psovtM to be the head of the department. Qe said t The sale of Ripens Tal constant and la Increasing, due especially to the influential character of the testimonials in the daily press, and growing out of these, through the recommendation of friend to friend. Satisfaction with them is very general When once they are begun I notice that a permanent customer fur them la mane. This, 1 believe, ia through their intrinsio merit, which pram the bona fide character of tlia advertising. Ill link them specially useful In the general run of stomach troubles. emplored a physician and did so on J.int oeivycitin 1 Imd for one, bat at tiwl (in obtained no beneficial rent in I h.i.l never liad any faith iii ; ui. nt inediriiu- -, lmlhavingseen Kirviii TiiUih r- - iKiiiincndcd lii-iin tin New Ymk llrhl eon, il; clu li- to giie tlu iu a triid, end w- -i I mini 1 what tu v rli'nuirili-i- l 1 1. urvsr ci. pluved a plijhtcuiu siucu, nnd that moans a saving of $2 a call. A doUnr's worth of Tabules Itipsns lasts ms a month, and I would not ba without them now if it were my last dollar. At tbs time of this interview there were present two daughters who specially objected to their mother giving a testimonial which should parade her name in the nswspapora. out to do thia the elder lady argued : There may be other cases just like mine, and I am sure I take great pleasure in recommending the Tabules to any one afllicted as I was. If the telling about my case in Uie papers enables some other person similarly affected to bo os greatly benefited as I have been, I see no objection." The daughters, knowing how earnestly she felt about the belie lit she had received, decided she was quite right the 1 -l 1 ii-- v .t paiwriufoa(wllelfhatlsaw . Sni .low. viva rrin. Till, l.-rMl. at farSBrarlpsrwsMrvnBineinn.eiieMlsa ft Imaudae fie Is pour and the mmwsIwI. 00 0iti flktiMmlisrtMOswM'nlMlTilhi0laflMr . No Mml.lYift-l.aiiI? ciuu-M Ik M r. Iuva. 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