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Show Immtin SYSTEMIC CATARRH. yc-ni- Is the only Systemic Catarrh Remedy known to the Medical Profession aa JOKED ONCE TOO OFTEN. ! Tragic End That Came to a Man Who 8hould Have Known Better. William Tucker, of Vineland, N. J.. has quit Joking. Until a few days ato h$vss iu the habit of playing a killing joke on the engineers who run on the West Jersey and Seashore railroad. Mr. Tucker was a lawyer, and it was a delight to him to walk upon the track of the railroad mentioned when he saw an express train approaching. He would turn his back and pretend to be ao deeply plunged in thought as to be oblivious of the approaching train until it was within twenty or thirty feet of him, when he would jump aside and wave hia hat at the horrified engineer. Mr. Tucker played this joke over and over again on almost every engineer on the road, and at last teemed to feel that he had been cheated out of Bometnlng good if a day passed without giving him an opportunity to have a laugh at some engineers expense. A few days ago Mr.. Tucker's friends sadly gathered up the few pieces of him that could be found strewn along the track at the place where he had been in the habit of playing his joke. He had played it once too often, as the practical joker always does. But the lesson of his fate will probably be overlooked by the people who think practical jokes are funny. It is one of their misfortunes that they cannot learn. If they could, and Mr. Tuckers fate were to turn any of them from their foolish ways, his life would be sacrificed in a good cause. Mrs. Emma E. Fclch, Treasurer Fond du Lac, Wis., Social Economic Club, Tells How She was Cured of Irregular and Pain-fu- l Menstruation by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. . trv and Design Vico President of Sherman Art League, is One of the Leading Ciub Women of Colorado. In a recent letter from 3 Grant are nne, Denver, Cola, this prominent lady $5000 FORFEIT IF THE THE SENSE OF HUMOR. ays: Some years ago my husband suffered from nervous prostration and advising with a friendly drug gist he brought home a bottle of Peruna. His health was restored from Its use, his appetite was Increased and restful sleep came to him. I therefore heartily endorse Peruna, as an honest remedy worthy the good things which are Ida L Gregory. said of It. fluids the weakening drain of their discharge is prevented. The medical profession is just beginning to awaken to the fact that chronic catarrh, especially systemic catarrh.will soon produce a condition so nearly re aembling nervous prostration that it is very difficult to tell one from the other. Peruna cures these cases without fail. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your ease, ana he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratia Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Nervous prostration Is so frequently associated with systemic catarrh that some doctors do not distinguish between the two. In systemic catarrh the disease has pervaded the whole system and there is a constant loss of vital fluids from the mucous xuembraDec A great many people are doctoring for nervous prostration who would be immediately cured by a course of Peruna. Peruna makes clean, healthy mucous membranes. Hy this preservation of the is as hard on the muscles and joints . as The best do to get the to thing body right after a long bicycle ride is to rub the ore, stiff parts well with Mexican Mustang Liniment No better remedy made for bruises, cuts and chafing. Over-pleasu- SWfSJzSdsaod re over-work- GUlIiuisilainig UJBdmeBdtf A.KFOR I have used Lydia L. rinlthams Vegetable Comiwund for irregular and painful menstruation, and was entirely cured after using two bottles. I can truly say it is a boon to suffering women, and I would recommend all suffering from the above troubles to try a few bottles and be cured. Very thankfully yours, Emma E. Eelch, Division St., Fond du Lac, Wis." Dear Mrs. Pixkiiam: Happy Is the Man Who Possesses It in Reason. I regard a sense of humor as one of the most precious gifts that can be vouchsafed to a human beiug. He is not necessarily a better man for having it. but he is a happier one. It renders him indifferent to good or bad fortune. It enables him to enjoy his own discomfiture. Blessed with this sense he is never unduly elated or cast down. No one can ruffle hia temper. No abuse disturbs his equanimity. Bores do not bore him. Humbugs do not Impose on him. Sentimental gush does not influence him. The follies of the moment have no hold on him. Titles and decorations are but childish baubles in his eyes. Prejudice does not warp his judgment. He is never in conceit or out of conceit with himself. He abhors all dogmatism. The world is a stage on which actors strut and fret for his edification and amusement, and he pursues the even currents of his way. invulnerable, doing what Is right and proper according to his lights, but utterly indifferent whether what he does finds approval or disapproval from others. If Hamlet had any sense of humor ne would not have been a nuisance to himself and to all surrounding him. London Truth. The Night Beautiful. Day Ions the fiery and unpitying aun Flamed In a sky that glowed like bur- SALT LAKE CANDY CO.S nished bras; Dun stretched the ribbon of the road, and dun The reaches of the grass. ALL FIRST CLASS DEALERS SELL THEM. In the still willow shadows hy the pool The cattle herded, standing dewlap-dee- MOLASSES DAINTIES A HOVE When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or iminful menstruation, weakness, leueorrluea, displacement or ulceration of tho fueling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, womb, that Imaring-dow- n bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or are lieset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, and feelings, blues ami hopelessness, and true remedy. Lydia E. is one should there tried reincmlier they Pinklianfs Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine, for you need the liest. No other medicine for female ills In tlie world has received all-gon- such widespread and unqualified endorsement. Mrs. IMnkliam Invites all slek women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. Degrees of Thinness. The new flatiron building In New York reminds one o( Hood's thin friend. He was so thin that when he stood sideways he could not be seen. One of our later humorists puts it even better: I used to be so thin that I could not tell whether it was my back or my stomach that ached." TakM the burn out; heals the wound; cures tho pain. I)r. Thomas' Eclectric Oil, the household remedy. Lengthy Courtship. The longest courtship on record was that of Robert Taylor, postmaster at Sc area, Ireland. He courted hia ladylove for fifty years and married her In 1872, when his age was 108. He died in hia 114th year. .a Snaile Stop Railway Train. A train on an Algerian railway was topped the other day by a mass of nails, which covered the rails, making them so slippery that the wheels of the engine would not bite. The Algerian train overtook the anails. with an Warm hatha with Crnri'RA Pear, to clrsnn the skin of crusts sad scales and soften the thickened cuticle, gentle anointings with Cuticura Ointment, to instantly allay Itching, irritation, and inflammation, snd soothe and of the suffering of heal, are all that can lie desired for the alleviationworn-out, worried mothers. infants snd children and the comfort or A single set is often sufficient to cure when the best physicians fail. Li-- u tfciuuslwul Dm wartA. RritUk AMUmiiaa Uapati Tonal Ttfa, fula. (Sold IKIIMI-- HKI.IAIU.K ANHATS. . I JAI IJtiM and tle-.- V IA Data laa I .. M Hold. Hi It r nml .par HKTI'UNH lN AMU. - 'M'M.KS. OGDEN ASSAY CO. ntHt-rtsu-M C, Uydi.j fuma rwsek DmjIi Cairn. Cear, Kolrtew-an- d nHT ILUHrr houoraUs ?' many, Lift sad jpbotoa for uu. Ilian I.U) SiAKtA"- - If afflicted with Mrs eves use sd fraa. rte-- ert ptlow nr aromas who vtetato llonil. XssTItj. A Thompsons Eye Water them, and heal 25 cents. rviXXjif A 1H anese Tooth Ache Drops will rid you of both. 1 S DeCOSTAS LIVER Health Insurance fox FILLS is 25 cents a policy. What is your health worth? All Lung Diseases start with a cough. If yon will cough np a quarter for a bottle of Cough Balsam youll stop coughing Japanese Cora Cure will rid yon of a dozen CORNS for a quarter. Which do you love the best corns or quarter? PERFECT PASTRY. ALL DRUGGISTS OR OR DIRECT FROM I Z. C. M. STORES I : I I I. ? OTMLBIADRITIME OF THE FISB HEfK FAS15 ik A wet nm THE M5H M a Derivation of "Scorcher." alcn has a history. Whence does the scorcher" derive This is told n an his unhonored name? A recently pubinteresting booklet Rave used Three Crown Baking Powder now lished Platonic dialogue on bicycles five which is yours for more. Same more and and like it years, the asking. suggests a resemblance to the squir- way with Three Crowr Flavoring Extracts. combination, perfect cake. Three rel with its rapid motion and the Great A. J. TOWBR CO. Crown Spices are imre. right direct from their BOSTON, HAAS clutch of its forepaws and the Greek mills. Remember tbe brand. Makars of HEWLETT BROS. CO. skiouros." squirrel called himself WET WEATHER Hence squiourchers" or scorchers.1 CLOTHING, You need not take this very seriously, for neither the average scorcher nor all how OUR GOODS ARE a o m a the policeman who tries to arrest him CM flAlb EmvWHMt dealers SB is familiar with Greek, says the Lonwill Imon pose don Chronicle. Webster in the latest heir t sell our Flavoring f flNTrn -- AGENTS. customers by offering them, wlien supplement notices the word, but nil tracts, Tsilst Artioles sad Perfumes. is kslMiniines fur, catll for terms. C. A. IKlk-a.VI.- f. cheap Ills jirollt Write shirks the origin. To "scorch is to that will spoil their walls. Such actios CO.,Vt)A Walnut Ml., lies Moines, luss ride very rapidly, especially on a is certainly prompted by bicycle." After all it Is probably only and such UTAH JUNK GO.JK.,:!&Kr,a,S an extension of the common phrase met bar, copper. Itrsw. etc. Hall lJ.Se I'll), l.'tub. the pace was hot. o d a It beats lx-I- the devil will not h- I aktn-tortur- Bruises, too. TOOTHACHE for 15 cents? Our Jap- - And we forgot the garlshneM, the glare, The parching meadows, and the shrunken streams. And In the glamor of that magic air We gave ourselves to dreams. Clinton Scollard In Harper's Magazine. TlORN INTO THE WORLD Puts, Wounds, Sores. Would you have Flowered the great primrose moon. P) CARBOLIC SALVE will prevent blood poisoning in 1 night CA y C, The graceful garden primrose set alight and Its little globes of lemon-gol- d soon High In the deep blue garden of the 1T1LL inherited tendency to distressLy LlV ing, disfiguring humours of the skin, scalp, and blood, becomes an object of the most tender solicitude, not only because of its suffering but because of the dreadful fear that the disfiguration is to be lifelong and mar its future happiness and prosperity. Hence it becomes the duty of mothers of such afflicted children to acquaint themselves with the best, the purest, and most effective treatment available, viz., THE CUTICURA TREATMENT. MONEY MAKER. 1 10,000 profits per aora. Lsrtf riS? rst Garden in A merles. Address R. E. BARNARD, Houeton, Mo a broese Adown the western slope. PD V I The Twentieth Century When doctors fail, try Burdock Blood Bitten. Cures dysiepsia. constipation ; Invigorates the whole system. And all the beechcn aisles, erewhlle so cool. Were sunk In fervid sleep. P e" e" p; But with the dusk of vesper ecstasies Of the charmed woodthrush stirred our hearts to hope: And then there breathed the blessing of LETTER IS NOT OENL'INE. Dividend 8lxty Years After Death. A correspondent, according to the London Chronicle, found the other morning in hia letter box a notice from the Bankruptcy Court, Inviting application for a third and final diviin the pound. dend of The bankruptcy occurred in the reign of William IV. and the debt was owing to the correspondent's father, who has been den 1 for sixty yearc. 2d. commend themselves to honest dealers. Alsbastine, a durable cement base wrII mating, not a kolsomlne, ctats no more to opiily than cluwp duc that siibt your walls and Injures tlie health of ynurfsinily. Alnluistins Isa dry powder, comes in pnrkiurvs, mixes w Ith cold water, in white and fourteen t aiittful tints, for use on plastered walls, wood ceiling, brick or canvas, superior to pointer paper. Full directions on every package, Ask druggist or ;mlnt dealer tor sampla card of tints or writ to ALA B ASTI NE COMPANY GRAND RAPIDS, MICH. CDCC I ILL Brownie Camera. M. M. 0. Agency. Write lor Parliculoro. Bui 16. Sail Lako City. When flnswerlnu Advertisements Mention This Paper. wTn. v7.. Salt Lake-N- o. Kimllu 39.19ba liUHcS WHtrtk ALl USE (AILS. Best CourIi Hjrup. Tsmcs Uoud. In time. Hui.l lv ilrn.-Rt-l- Pa MSI |
