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Show NEWS SUMMARY. WEEK IN CONGRESS. SOUTHWEST NOTES. 0VR. WIT AND HUMOR. 1 March X. futlie on inachiurk be A used storm at Voting may prevails general caused in Hors A genuine sensuihui ture elections iu New York city. eastern slope of the Rocky iuountainMa the house by the presentation in Mr. Itlclianl-so- n It has been announced that Notre The state penitentiary commissioners leader, of of Tennessee, the muiim-ntiof a fund or Dame uuiversity ia to have a brauch at of Colorado have decided to abolish the charges ulleslng the corrupt l.nnaaonie All It'iuil Tlie Greenesboru Herald has this IntoOU.Ukl In ruuneetlon with tin- Mir of the Dullfarm at the pen. Portland, Ore. The ark bad been aliuiit ten days on ish West Indies. The churcr- - m eoniuiiieii teresting Item: In a collision between two electrio Mark M. Ferns, aged 40, came to hii iu an aliened secret report ol 1'i.puin Walter "Our venerable friend. Judge Dulvtn its journey, ami the occupants were by cars at Joliet, 111., last week, three death in Denver, as the result of a fight Christmas to the Danish fc.iurt.nirni, wliirli of Siloaiu, says lie has been justice this time well acquainted. hud emplmii! uirupt meuni of the peace continuously for forty-fopeople were killed a id mauy injured. in which he engaged with Joliu Miller, declared that he "Its a dreary time," said one of tha to bring the negotiations fur '.lie s.ilu of th ml during thut time has two fleas. "Here we are compelled to a 25. years, Mra. (!. It. Walker shot and killed J. aged consummation. Islands to a married 183 couples and received In satisfy ourselves with but two dogs S. Judd at Chicago last week. Mra William Real, who shot John Swsn-soThe report, extracts from aim li Mr. Diehard for said service only one to live upon." tho exchange mentioned Aimer son read, Walker alleges he tried to assault her. last Oc toiler in the Hotel Colorado bushel sweet of W. I'm getting lonesome," said one dog potatoes. (V.inn ltiouu. partner, In lied Key, Ind., Charles Shepard, n Denver, was fouud guilty of murder ii Knox, who wss described as an imlmuto There arc not enough However, he has never had the ex- to the other. triend of Senator Hanna," Kith mil. Kvans, perience of Judge Edwards of Is'e, who fleas to lend zest to life, and the mibarber, last week allot his wife and the second degree. hiiuseif. ltolh are probably fatally Julius Seefelt, 15 years old, wai wbo was said to represent "Mr. (i.inliierand his married a colored couple and was crobes arc all camped on the two cats. in the house, and tan press presented with a string of fish, and a killed in the shingle mill of Donohue friendsthe names injured. of whieh wore not given, us lifter tlie groom said to him: year A Novel School Sign. Emil Meysenbarger, a St. Louis al- & Pearsall at Everett, Wash., liy being having been interested in i V mutter. Tlie "I wish ter de Liwd I'd eat dera fish." ot i A correspondent says that an Itlnr were not members a shaft. u.ress thrashed about against charges revolving been of has convicted derman, bribery, Atlanta Constitution. ant colored teacher" proposed to esTwo of the features of the Colorado specific.the basis of this sentenced to three years in the peniIiieliard-soMr. tvpnri l"pon tablish a school In Liberty county and exhibit at the St. Louis exposition will asked the adoption of a resolution for tentiary. Not Much Dllffninr. put up this sign: committer have deceived me! The French chamber of deputes be a number of lire wild animals and the appointment of an lnvestiriiiliig Sir, Gramniair will lie Torched Hair. you of seven. The speaker ruic, Mini the mutter filled with native fish. tlie angry damsel. "You told Also Spellcn and Mulierplocutln. Rates unanimously adopted the hill providing an aquarium was privileged after Mr. Kiiliurdson hud for the parMciatioii of Frauce iu the C. R. Hopkins of Spokane, has been amended his .resolution so - ,o spec i lieu liy me you were working and lamed a will he Resonble, Considerin tha sulary. and on that statement you Times." Atlanta Constitution. St. Louis exposition. formally iustslled as l.'uitcd State include members of the house The resolution, big liuvo been holding me iu your urms minor iu was u mended afier being iunirulurs, of Imports of wheat into Liverpool last Marshal for the district Washington become engaged to me. and have was adopted. At the norlil llntoL week were 4ii,0o0 quarters from Atlan to succeed C. W. Ide of Tacoma, whose The resolutions further reeiie that said now flml that jou do not work and term tin1 lie see and states shall that ret expired. tic ports, r.,Hi) from Pacific ports, report that you are a ninlirmed loafer." Governor Toole of Montana lias set iinmeillately paid to Chrisliiiiis. it the pun: base 1S,U00 from other urts. "Guilty!" replied the w retell, "lull ouey Is paid by the Unie-i- Suites for the Itanium said the Amciican people like liia Jn 13 as Arbor aside day. May The building occupied by the Ameri of corrupt objects set forth. The to he humbugged." can embassy in London will be in the proclamation tlie governor asks that the ratification of the treaty is u!o set forth. "Humbug whom you choose, sir. b'.i The speaker immediately him, minced tin: hands of decorators and painters for one tree be planted in tlie memory of us bdluss: not propose to he ", sir. do committee, a lives Dulxell. lVnnsylvunlu: Jlitt. Illinois; several weeks, in preparation for the the late President McKinley. Iowa: McCall, RepubOne million eggs of Jlie rainbow trout Cousins, coronatiou. licans. and Kirlianlhun, Teime Diusinorr, Having nothing else to do he put Mi miri. Arkansas, and t'owherd. out to smoke Col. Grimm, the Russian officer who will be taken at the collecting station StNATK pollute on the nlcun.iirguriue bill thut In his pipe and wint tinthis d ot Laramie on river the entire mate. ike spring it occupii tlijje Rig is charged with revealing Russian miland hatched here, breaking all records March itary secrets to Germany, has been ta A Question of Climate. ken to St. Petersburg and placed in at the Wyoming state hatchery. Hovss The house spent Die day pussiug An obi colored preacher was telling ull bills.In With close confinement. passed. Charlea Clark, of Oakley, Wyo., private pension his congregation that after duith they exception this is the rwnril for tlie numJnmes Towns, lus wife and their while handling a pistol, accidentally (lie would probably go to the moon. Aftet ber of such hills passed at a single session. lmbe of Mr. T. W. shot the fouud were will) The to the daughter meeting om of the best informed of regard president's pol.ey veto of bills to remove the of desi rtiuu the brethren said to him: (lend iu bed in Chicago last week Talmage. Tlie bullet has not been exrnmi the records of soldiers in for much Rr'er Jinkins, dont you know dat They had been asphyxiated by gas tracted and liie babe is getting along discussion during the day. raine de moon is col' ez ice, cu ain't got no from the kitchen range. nicely. The sundry cifil appropriation bill was reAre 'tall in it?" be An independent telephone line to E. J. Armstead, former tHX collector ported and Mr. Cannon sure notice that he Ilr'er Thomas." replied the parson e would rail it up Monday. The lull appropriates and atone time one of the wealthiest used for local business between des keep ef hits a fire you hN.HItviWi, being Its. 403,0(3 les than the reguand CiieyeDue only, anil not asso- lar men in Alabama, shot and killed Mary amt fl'..in.'.-H- 2 on In de way you gwiue en you cant and supplemented CKt'.ii'un-smiss it!" less than the appropriations for tlie eurn'iil Hansen, a uegress, and then commit ciated iu any way witli tlie movements of trains, is being put in by the Union ilscal year. Amend tlie main items are ented suicide, one day last week. largement of military posts. fi.:(ir.u.iO. Among Pacific. Guest I say. landlord, your food A Tributes Mrs. Msry Hiveliy, wife of a promithe public building items over Ko.OiV) are: man and of said of the us." The best cooking is worse than it was last MounJohn Cobie, bead of the Iron llulse, Iilulio. 5'.IM1; nent firmer twelve miles east of War Wyo., fTl.'.M; ! UOO.uut; Helena. Mont.. rsi.iMKJ: occasionall year. Chicago. "are inclinations, generous is in Lake City, full, I'iO.uj..'; Sc;.ule. Washington, saw, Ind., was seized with an attack of tain 'Ranch company at Rosier, Landlord I m possi hie. ally betrayed into a deviation from atr kl.OuO. epilepsy, fell into a pan of boiling Cheyenne in consultation with the of truth." the strict paths March Xtl. augur water and waa scalded to death torneys for Tom Horn, the stuck deGeorgs Washington never told a Ilia 5 ltlll. of murder with the tective The House house devoted mt of the day lie," was the rejoinder. charged Edward Stillman lias been arrested You haven't a $5 bill about Tuteher to the bill Increasing the efficiency of the reve"That Is only hearsay. There Is you, have you? at Newark, N. J., on a charge of de- Willie Nickel. nue cutter cervice, but did uot complete its Willie Rutler and Frank McCabe, consideration. Klutchei-Ye- s, How did nothing on record to show that WashI have. sertion, preferred by a woman wbo al 11 10 ington personally, ever made the you guess It? of lads and yeara age, respectiveImmediately after the house met. Major legea she ia his fourth wife. Stillman He was too truthful a man claim. Tuteher I just thought you might la said to admit that he has three ly, appeared at the Lincoln school at Pruden, the assistant secretary of the presito such assertion." venture d and any dent, from the presiappeared have. intoxitransir'y-of in a state Anaconda, Mont., wives. dent the Miles correspon.T'fc called for by the Klutcher I just got It this morning. Governor Dole of Hawaii will go to cation. The bartender who aold them Uurlesnn resolution, which was adopted sevto It. I.lva Here it is: "J. Klutcher to A. Taylor, Managing Through will be prosecuted. eral days ago. The members appeared greatly to doubled infernal Washington in answer to a dispatch liquor with "Still trousers. $3." that Dr., up A petition containing 481 names baa Interested, but only the letter of tranamlttal received from Senator Carter in Washrheumatism, are you, Kotley? Upon waa read and there was much disappointment. Glrla Gauntly Do, my soul, I am sorry for you," said the The house then proceeded with the considerington, stating that President Roose- been forwarded to Governor Toole of "Have you Moore's poems? Inquirvelt wants to consult with the gov- Montana, asking that the life of Clin- ation of the senate bill to promote the effic- friend who had dropped in for a short ton Dotson, convicted of murdering hia iency of the r venue cutter service. It was call. ed the Bwet young thing. ernor. agreed that there should be eight hours' genI am glad to have yotfr sympathy, I think so, miss. I'll look In a mincomsentence and be father, spared eral debate upon the bill. Preliminary steps have already been muted to life as a little the sufferer, wincing ute, replied the clerk in the bookreplied imprisonment. taken by the United States government a sharp twinge caught him In the el- store. Hy the way. here's a fine new Mrs. Loretta Orcutt, who has been Mareli 31. to locate the naval and coaling stations bow joint, "but I have read the obitu- story, just cut. It'B called 'Just One The house Horss in held consideration of aries of 32 people who were sorry for Kiss, and at the Hillings, Mont, custody ia Cubs which, by the terms of 14c sundry civil appropriation bill, completing I want me. i Platt amendment, are to be ceded by since the Ctb inst., on a charge of mur- the general Moore," she interrupted debate before the close of the sesCharles her Orcutt, husband, dering haughtily. g treaty. sion. Little of the was perGlad to Find Where It Wa Lost. The continuation last week of the haa been discharged from custody. tinent to the bill. Messrs. Williams of Mississippi. Iou of North Carolina anil Spighl of Koine Tail Thinking. Pompous individual Are you aware, of Major Waller of the The killing ia still a mystery, Mississippi spoke in the proposed investigation sir, that you deliberately placed your not cold. said the mental "You are A. from SherR. a rancbinau Cooley, marine corps, who is charged with the of the southern franchise question. Mr. Hell ear in last umbrella evening? my curist; "you just think you are. of tlie on fell streets on d.cu-seman, Cheyenne, of Colorado execution without trial of natives the financial bills before n of Most careless do I?" chattered the genThink it, Samar island, has developed no new and, striking hischin on the pavement, the house. Mr. i'avne. ehulrmun of the ways me, I'm sure. I wondered what hn-tleman with the blue nose and shivercunimil'.'-emeans and Cuban reported the fractured the left side of the jawbone features. too be would it and become of limbs. it, "Well, if that's the case Im ing reciprocity bill and gave notice that he would much trouble for you to return It? some Over study is believed by the physi- and sustained severe braiu concussion. call ft up on the sih tall thinking Just at pre doing Sesate Durluy' almost the entire session of ent. cians to have completely shattered He was taken to the county hospital. .Thomas J. Wilson has been acquitted the scnuie the ( lcomargarino bill was under illiara Schultze, chief Small Fortune. the mind of consideration. comHorrownd drill. Chemical by the jury at Phillipsburg, Moot., of chemist of the General The following hills were passed: Providing Johu-soC. Levi Was your (laughter's of Old the Friend Passaic and an additional circuit judge in the Seventh charge murdering pany of Jersey City, Johnson was formerly a deputy judicial district; pay tho legal represeutu-tive- s marriage a sum as? Hostess Oh, a N. J. of A. t Duone of Colorado for great success. She's traveling In EuIn Cincinnati, C. 11. Pendleton, a res' sheriff, and was killed during a quarin negotiating uu Indian and services cxjiensrs rope on the alimony. New York was the estate dealer, ahot and instantly killed rel with Wilson. treaty In iStii; to pay ff,M6 to members of the Weekly. crew for losses sustained by them The parties lived plea. Mrs. Anna Raker. hurricane of September 8, Charged with the murder of R. G. in theto Uulvcsioii on adjoining lots iu the east end of thf Ethel, I don't think you ought to amend the act for the protection of the 1) diformer their This B&rnum, a about Uarry had partner, go to any place of amusement. quarreled city. They lives of miners in the territories; appropriatmamSt. Banks Clair a named and of amusement, is Lent. llare fence. vision ing 135, iX) fur the improvement or the Mount were last week taken back from Seattle Halner National purs in the state of Washingma? It's an elocutionary contest. The mineral production of Canadi M. to D. ton: Mrs. Meeker Colorado of pay to Chicago News. Mont., near which place 19,102 out ol the funds of the confederated band during the year 1001, according to thi theKalispel, is crime alleged to have occured of Cte Indians on account of the assassination preliminary statement of the geologi- last month. Wonder what is the oldest business of her husband and property losses. ol cal survey, was valued at $09,407,031, Mine. said the grafter. on earth? For the first time in the history of which $42,934,000 was metallic and St, The con business is older than farmhave invaded Montana cattle-ruiseApril 1, 2S7.000 ing. It began in the Garden of Eden. was made with the d a House market eastern with the pragma itapid Washington Times. Rev. Father J. 11. Rrinker, pastor of sundry civil appipriailun bill, 93 of tlie r.M of an Anaconda firm beeves, shipment the Catholic church at La Junta, Colo., last week Kflorls to pages of the bill being completed. I think it was so unkind of Mm. shipping 1,U0U head of cattle amend the hill wen- successfully defeated us a was seriously, perhaps fatally, wound"What?" Why. when I said aunties lias to and venture the not rule by Mr. Cuiini:. chairman of the appropriChicago, ed by the accidental discharge of a remouth was a perfect Cupid's bow, ho aroused considerable interest ations riinimittee. uhu was personally in charge volver. It is supposed that the revol- only w said: 'Yes, Tmt she's too fond of shootaiming the stockmen of Montana, hut of the measure, 'die proceedings were ithout " Philadelphia Bulletin. ver fell from a table to the floor and will be watched carefully liy them. Incident. ing it off. An was to reached vole Kexatk agreement was disehsrged. The members of tlie Royal Arcanum on tlie I'cuding oleomargarine bill before ad"1 wonder how she makes such a New York District Attorney Jerome of itlie state of Washington have orjournment next Thursday. De'.ia'e on the of keeping boarders? Why, urrrss will is quoted as having said that he measure was con:. tilted throughout the session. ganized a grand council of thut lioil y lie has the greatest knack you ever II. Roland move the second trial of This means that the order now has Mr. lleitfeld (d Idaho opposed the bl'.l because aw for serving next to nothing In to drive the olio Mollineux. on the charge of causing over 1,000 members iu tlie state, that he liellcted that d proposed style." Philadelphia Bulleindustry to the wall. sec your fortune can your I tin. the death of Mrs. Kate Attains through many being necessary before this ac- margarine of Nevada reported the Indian Mr Stewart poisoned powder sent liy mail, sonic tion became possible. api'rnpi'iuiiuti 'ill a ud gave not ice that he wuu.d palm. I can carry it there without crampTeacher Now. Master Kirby, you time In the middle of May. Portland lias more wheat afloat for cull it up at an early date. In stated. fingers," he more correct in your comshould my ing MERE OHNUnT Kill Scigier, a negro charged with tlie United Kingdom at tlie present position. You say. "I love Bchool. an assault on a little while girl, seven time than ever before in the port's hisof An Ikllmat Now, school cannot lie loved. Cant Society. When a woman begins to grumble somiles below Troy. Ala., Inis been tory. There is qow on passage between much for taro use a more correct expression? don't Ttu Asrum you over Portland and (JiH'enstnwn a fleet of she shows her age.. bound was The negro do Master you? Kirby I hate school. Stray lynched. It Is the desire to beat the other fel- ciety, No. Society is nothing but Stories. Cralibe sailing vessels carrying to the grand jury, and when the sheriff eight.v-twlow that makes man get along. (HM) bushels of wheat. u ridiculous school, where every nostarted to town with his prisoner he Civilization may not always follow South Carolina is attracting too Is taught to try to be somebody. mob. the was overpowered by Reports from Orchard, Colo., say that the missionary, but It generally keeps body much attention In the Senate, said of vote a bouse by passed The Iowa d c 'till). of the cuttle on tlie plains are in a pitimany In hot pursuit Nit Carolina politician. "She's lutlc North i the Hail Htiimcrton con07 to 10 a joint resolution asking able condition for want of water. Many Croesus was only measurall, After us in the shade." "That's so, still his is wc;ir:ii casting "Jinnurrson in He never waa railed summer tan shoes. I'll he hanged if water holes' iu Morgan county have ably surccm-ful- . gress to call a national convention, his lieutenant, "and what we agreed artiaccordance with the provisions of f myself. been fenced in by ownersof small herds, a "Napoleon of finance. want to do is to get 'Jim' Jefferies to I would make such a guy We scold the rich man's sou for docle 5 of the constitution, with a view to and oilier cattlemen lire threatening to 1erlinps you are used to goin,; settle here and make him Senator for of United take we and man election hate rich the tlie alioiit ns.' Philadelphia Press. nothing meaMiri-sbarefooted. ing bringing retaliatory Instead of vote. away working for giving senators popular by Stales aoinebudv else a chance. Jokes Ground Out by the Two Columns of Humorists. i - ur naim-no- l I -- , n ed l a- 1 i . bum-hugge- : Dcuu-cral- - -- t. - -- eight-ycar-ol- d LarH-mi- . speech-makin- court-marti- al i i! 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