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Show UTAE HIE SM1T1IHELD SENTINEL SMITH FIELD. News Review of Current Events the World Over Flood Control Stiewer lo Be Keynoter for Republican Bill Passes Senate Battle Over New Tax Bill in llnue. PICKARD By EDWARD W. I'iiIuii. C Wmti-r- NnwKr the Republicans ftutlier In The majority retnirt asserted the ) convention at Clevelund measure would raise about next June tlielr keynote for tbelr the first year, but admitted that Presidential caiiiiuirn will be sounded over a three-yeaperiod revenue would full f.TM.IHXI.niM) short or the Presiby Frederick Stiewer. tlie eloquent and blind dent's program. It aome United Statea was added that the deficit could he acted on "more Intelligently" next sep senator from Oregon, si on. lie was aclcetcd to be temporary t hulriiian of a theronvent Ion by McKELLAR SENATOR KENNETH vote of the armade an attempt to rangements coiiimltlee reduce hy $22.-(0the appropriation of the iiiiMnnnl comfor the fcilcrul bureau of Investigation, mittee after due otherwise J. Edgar Hoover's liad been and failed Ignnminnusly. Only McKel-ln- r and nue other senator were In the given the ninne of several oilier iironilnent nlllrniatlve on a viva voce vole, and In the brief hut lively debate several Republicans. Observers held that the motive In Democrats, Including Majority Leader picking Stiewer wiin a desire of the Joe Robinson, Joined Senator Vanden-lierIn denouncing the proposed reparty leaders to give the convention a western nlinonplirn- - at tin: sinrl, with duction. The Michigan mun's remarks . The senan etqicclal eye to were caustic. Said he: ator hna been nellvoly Idenl Hied with I will xo as fur as the senator wheat growing and Ills home town, Port- from Tennessee In nil matters of econland, la a center of the northwestern omy, but It seems to me that this battleground of the Novemlier elections. Is a pectillnr place to start economisIlls colleague Is Senator Charles L. ing. Tlie bureau says It needs 175 one of the nut hors of the old more men. If the senator wnnts to blcNary-Ilaiigeagriculture hill and by save 175 men, I will Join him In takn missi1o dark hnrso ing that number from the 18,235 emns regarded uniny In the Presidential iiiiiiiliiiition race. ployed by Doctor Tugwclls resettleGovernor Landon said he was glad to ment administration. I will Join him henr Stiewer hud hern chosen, and It In abolishing 173 of the 43JH1 Jobs unwas believed Senator Ilurnh also ap- der Mr, Hopkins I will Join him In proved, for In many waya Stiewer baa removing that numlier from the 10,548 proved himself liberal, and at the same Jobs under the IIOLC, or the 2,422 Jobs time Inis upheld the Constitution and under the long Interred NRA." the American form of government. lie lias opimeed most of the New . persons were Indicted by a Deal men su res, but has not been un- SEVEN grand Jury In St. Paul, compromising, as he 'voted for hitch Minn for the kidnaping of William acta as the TVA extension: the labor Ilamm, Jr., brewer, In June, 1033. Some disputes act, and the AAA. amendments of thq accused are already In prison. lie has been gbtlve.lp soldier legisla- Only one, Alvin Karpls, public enemy tion, Including the bonus.- lie opposed fro. 1, Is still at large, and the Departthe work relief bill, the utilities bill, ment of Justice In Washington has ofthe tax bill and the Guffey coal bill. fered a reward of $5,000 for InformaCongressman Bertrand Snell of New tion leading to his apprehension. York, minority lender In the house; was selected to be permanent chairof Aduls Ababa and man of the Convention,' a position fie OCCUPATION was the price deheld In the convention of IBM. . manded by Italy for an armistice In East Africa when tbs council of the I'btSREGAKDING warnings' iy 8eii-at- League of - Nations of Michigan met Vandenberg again In Geneva. against too hasty action, the' sinrfte Baron Iompeo Alois) passed s bill Introduced by Senator. presented the ultimaOverton of Louisiana authorising the tum on behalf of Dicexpenditure of $272,000,000 for flood tator llussollnL Wolde control. work on the lower Mississippi Mariam, representing river and Its tributaries. There was Ethiopia, countered no record vote. The bill has no rela- with a request that tion to the omnibus flood control meas- the league Invoke all ure now pending, which may reach a penalties against Italy billion. The sum named In the senate under article 10 of the bill Is anthnrlsed merely to be approcovenant, these Includpriated and will have to be put In s ing military sanctions Baron Alois! deficiency 'appropriation . bill. Senator as well as the economic penalties Overton declared It was Justified by which the league has been trying to enforce. The British and French' deleemergency conditions. ' In addltlon tn the 272 minion 'dollars gates explained the stand of their rethere In authorised an npproprlntlon of spective government In the embrogllo. Tlie league was helpless, and having 35 millions to be allocnted by the secreceived the discouraging report of retary of war and used In rescue work the conciliation committee; was comor . repair and maintenance of flood pelled to confess It could not find control works. means of attaining pence. France will not consent to the Imposition of miliJUDGE HAIiSTED L FEDERAL was found guilty on tary sanctions, and Great Britain naturwill not ondirtake to enforce them Impeachment charges by the senate and ally removed from office, being the fourth by herself. It appeared the poor Ethiofederal Jurist to be pians-- were to be abandoned to their ousted In this manner. fate, meaning the extinction of their On each of the. first empire and their explnttLtlnn by Italy. Anthony Eden In his address to the six articles of Imcouncil warned France that she might s' peachment majority of senators voted for expect from Great Kritnln no further his acquittal; but on support against, aggression by Germany than France had given against Italy. (he seventh article, From the north, south and west the which was a generalItalian armies were advancing on Ad ised summary of the dla Ababa, nad the panic strlckeu civInhabitants of tlie capital were xf'w&'Bb be 'aa convicted by a ilian fleeing from the city. Foreigners sought TOte of 60 to 28L d shelter In the H. L. Ritter British A orjer declaring Ritter should be forever disqualified ligation. The mayor Issued all the from holding any ofllce of honor, trust arms available and the government or profit under the United States" was called on all able men to muko a hist stand for liberty, saying It la better defeated, 70 to 0. U die than to be enslaved " The senate's verdict In (he twelfth Latest dispatches said the Ethiopians case before It brought Impeachment as a high court of Impeachment since were blasting the road between IVssye foundation of the American republic and Addis Ababa, and (Hat the advance amounted to a decision that Judge Rit- of some of the Itnliun columns luid ter had violated the Constitutional re- been halted by strong attack. The was afield with Ills tract atul quirement of good behavior In ofllce. eiiqicror turned the government at the capital It carried no punishment other than over to Grown Prince Asfn Wosan. automatic removal from the bench. Wnrx SUC!,(Xi,-(XX- r budget-balancin- g nnan-luion- g agrii-iiUnre- Me-Nar- n - . - bomb-proofe- .administration's bill to levy S00 million dollars In new tnxes yenrly . was .Introduced In the house by the wuys and means committee, and a fierce battle started Immediately. The Republican minority of the committee Issued a report which Stated' that the proposed tas law was unsound In principle, will undermine business stability, Is snot her step toward regimentation of all business, and Is not designed to raise revenue but admittedly Is another New Peal exper- at Moose River, Scotia, provided an epic-talof unselfish and heroic human endeavor that will be told for muny a year. For ten days more than a hundred exiierieuved ndners strove unceasingly to rescue three men who had been trapped by the full of dirt and rocks In the level of the abandoned mine they were Inspecting. Machinery and other equipment were brought from far away. A diamond drill was driven through and through iment" this small opening, communication was Conservative Democrat Joined with established and food was dropped down the Republicans In tills attack against hut already one of the three waa dead the bill.' but the administration leaders of hunger and exhaustion. Finally the were confident the measure would pass desperate efforts of the rescuers were before May 1. successful and the two aurrlvors were Complete revision of the corporation brought safely to the surface, together tax system Is the main objective of with the body of the dead man. Those the bill. It levies a graduated tax on saved were Dr. D. K.Itobortson, famous corporation Income, based nn percent- and beloved surgeon of Toronto, and age of earnings withheld from distri- CL A. Scaddlng. The one who did not bution to stockholders In tbs form of live waa Herman UogUI, also of dividends. Toronto; THE THAT oM gold mine e 140-fo- OF LABOR PERKINS employment In manuIndusnonmanufacturing and facturing of a showed gain March trie during In2.KMXX). One division of the ateel Its dustry, she retained, had Increased above the 1020 level. iiuployim-n- t Pay roil In tlie industries surveyed $10,(XXJ.-(xS- ) by the Labor department were above February and $20.000.0tX) over a year ago. Tin: employment index In tlie wire milking (iivlsiun of tlie steel industry, she said, now stand lit 143, compared with 121.2 lu 1!20. At the same time vlie pointed nut that four and a half million young people linve come on the labor market since 1020 and tlint would have to rise to 125 normal" level to abHie of cent per sorb tin se newroinersL InSixty six of tlie maiiufaeturing dustrie reported gain, site said, and Indus11 or tlie Id niiniininufueturlng trie showed Improvement lu employment. SECRETARY Olv McGooftys First Reader $nfsis Eclectic Primer about: and enka H. I. PHILLIPS! Pensions for Veterans. CALIF, SANTA MONICA, another little prophDoctor Cobb, the amateur soothsayer, who never said a sooth hes surer of than this one: Agitation for a blanket pension reecy by old to cover all World wur veterans, condigardless of ratings or physical lately-wo- n those as soon as start will tion, billions are distributed. At first some veterans' organization will oppose It not for long, though. At first congress will Then be lukewarm. Itll see a great light, ED. C. JOHNSON of Colorado GOV. determined to and this new pension keep cheap labor nut of his state and has taken act one that will be steps to stop the invaders at the boun- to all previous acts what a whule dary lines' by means of a military la to tadpoles will be pa I nil of tlie National Guard. Col. Nell W. Kimball, adjutant genpassed. THE STORY OF HORATIO At least tlie vetereral, flew over western Oklnhnma on ans bare the argument a scouting expedition following re1 lloruflo waa a slow thinker. of patriotic service on ports workers were gathering lor a con2 lie didn't retain very well their And to side. Isn't It true that centrated "border run." 8 Aa a boy he was so dumb hla Guard officers said workers were nearly all of ui has come a new conDumception of the national figurehead T No playmates nicknamed him The camped across tlie slate line In Oklamy." Is It square-Jawewere longer homa. Reports .that Indigents 4 He was very slow mastering simevading tlie patrol along the New Yankee Doodle. It's a generous. Jolly Mexico line by turning eastward sent smiling Santa Clans bringing free ple games and always Inst at parchesl. 5 On the high school baseball team patrol units hurrying to the Kansas checka for everybody; that Is, free until the taxpayers start paying the he stole second witb the bases full, boundary. and on the scrub football team lost a bill. game by running the wrong way with has gone post-wa- r the treaty Defying Almighty. ANOTHER Kemal Ataturk of FOLLOWING the example set some the ball. 6 Tie Just didnt seem able to grasp Turkey and his cabinet decided that the " years ago by a certain famous perDardanelles must be sonage, a cock-surInfidel made a things. 7 As a young mnn he took np bridge remilitarised, despite speech lately, defying God to smite the Lusanne pact, and him dead on the spot. It seemed, first and set a new worlds record the first year for the number of consecutive Turkish troops . were off, a very sound Idea, but nothing promptly moved Into happened, so the gentleman took this times he was set after redoubling. 8 He stuck to the game, however, the tone along the for proof there was no God and although everybody tried to avoid blm long atralt that went his way rejoicing. connect the Sea of Some look on this as blasphemy, but, as a partner. Marmora and .the granted that every man Is entitled to 9 He never could remember what was bid and waa always bidding the. Aegean sea. It la beapeak hla opinion on religion. Id call wrong suit himself. lieved Kemal will It pure gall. Think of AlInviting the 10 When contract came in', he besoon rebuild the forti- mighty to suspend the entire cosmic came especially enthusiastic and was fications In the sono scheme while a to thunderbolt forging ' President sought as an opponent by even which tbs allies failed abolish one eagerly solitary copycat of an Kamal players. to capture during the amateur Ajax. Would yon call out the fifth-rat- e 11 When he won a rubber everyWorld war. standing army of the United States to body knew It could only be a case of a The Turkish dictator didnt surprise kill a cockroach? phoney deck or a major accident anyone by bis action,' for be naked perLady Killers; 12 nia reputation as a terrible mission of the League of Nations some time ago to rearm the Dardanelles. No IT HAS been in print so often yon bridge player grew by leaps and must know It hy heart, yourself: bounds. formal reply bad bear mad: but the At sight of her recreant gentleman 13 But he made a fortune, and British government rather favored giving consent, and the Soviet onion friend, the poor bruised butterfly felt you'll never gness how. 14 He wrote a book called Conopenly approves Turkeys move.- - Italy a great sense of her wrongs the wretch wanted to go back to hla wife tract Made a Pushover for the Ben was displeased, and there was considerable excitement... In the Balkan or something equally dastardly and glnner." 15 It sold a million coplea and led states, especially Bulgaria which bor- the next thing she knew she was bold ders on European Tnrkey. The Bul- Ing a smoking automatic that accito a job writing article for newspagarians renewed their demand for n dentally happened to be In her band-ba- g pers all over .the country on the fine corridor giving them a direct roots to points of contract bridge. along with some lipstick and the Aegean sea. MORAL A full fountain pen covreglpe for fudge; and he was deader Probably Kemal'a action will not bo then the prosecutor1! chance of con- ers e multitude of sins. severely .condemned by anyone, for victing her for the killing. But Juit moat of the European nations are pre- prior to that "everything went black RHYMES OF SUCCESS paring for war with feverish haste: before her eyes." There's one detail Austrias army, small but well equipped, which never varies that Diligent In business he. held a spring parade In Vienna, and business. Always change your nocks; Immediately the nations of the Uttle It was In the rase they tried reLive with great frugnllty entente displayed their anger at this In New York. Ite In this latest cently And don't buy railroad stocks I bow of military' force and their milicase at Chicago. Tla a sore affliction, In attaches the Austrian tary capital always marked by total lupse of memwere ordered not to occupy the places ory and frequently coupled with tern CURIOUS FACTS FOR reserved for them among the reviewporary Insanity, but It's certainly fine CURIOUS PEOPLE ing officials. Rumania has Increased for The lady scores marksmanship. Its military budget to $38,000,000 and bull's-eye- . perfect I wish Invariably. 1 Cigarette hnrns on a piano case created a special fund of $20,000,000 for the development of aviation. Hun- I could go blind to order thnt-- a can he removed with n chisel and saw. I'd be the best quail-shthat 2 It has been estimated hy careful gary is clamoring for rerlsion of the way. Trianon treaty and recovery of the ter- ever enme out of Kentucky, Instead students of the cinema that 88 out of of the worst ritory It lost to the little entente. every 100 laughs In the movies are Brawls In Hollywood. dependent on grapefruit 8 The average life of safety razor ATUIt ALLY, I havfl hot southern MclIEXRY HOWE, secretary LOUIS " blood, which seems to he the hot- blade Is 43 cuts President Roosevelt and for 4 A New England boiled dinner will many years his close friend and ad- test there Is, although down home I viser, died In the Naval hospital at never noticed It. But up north. If sustain life In one man for four days, M aahlngton after an Illness of more trouble Impended, people would speak but It will hardly be worth It B The Chinese have thun a yeur. Mr. Howe was known In of my hot southern blond when all the rejected footthe capital aa the President maker,, time I thought I waa having a nervous ball as a national game, owing to the foi It waa largely due to bis efforts chill. long time It would take to give the In the native dialect tliut Ur. Roosevelt reached the White Being thus all up, I signals 3 It Is against tlie law to ride a House. For twenty-fiv- e years; from the adore fighting, If somelrndy else does bicycle on the sidewalks day when Mr. Roosevelt and 'he first It Since our movie heroes always met In Albany, he hnd devoted, himself stage their combats In come utterly of Brooklyn, N. Y. 7 The appetite for chicken to forwarding his friends political for- secluded spot, auch aa a care nr a soup tunes. During the Chicago convention night club, I hurry hither and yon can be curbed hy leaving In tlie feath and the ensuing campaign his planhoping to be present when an embit- ws. 8 Eugene O'Neil enn go hours at a ning and his advice were credited tered star satisfies hla honor hy bouncing a special order of sweetbreads un- time without being frivolons. largely with the results attained. 3-In Jupiter. Fla., there la a man der glass with mushrooms twenty who never broke hla watch 00 rents off some rival's crystaL from ciiengtu, china, minutes, classic profile. atory of the famlno But It's hard enough for me to Oh. see the man I and drouth in Sxecnuen province, get Tlie man Is ouce one of the. must fertile regions In! touch with a waiter, let alone a g racketeer. contest Today the in the country. It Is said to be the good Whnt la rackworst famine In the history of China, war correspondents reixirt two brisk eteer? the deaths numbering many thousands battles on the Hollywood front, and A racketeer Is and fully ItOjRiv.OlH)' persons being In Im absent, as usuhI. mnn who enjoys In the main bout, both gladiators distress. Suicides and nitrcy slayings" were script writers, proverbially spednl privileges are everyday Incidents. a America and who tigerish breed. Believe It or not, a Official said the situation primarily acts more space Mr. Rlsklu tangled with a Mr. ltus-klwas a result of Communist Incursions the newspapers the presumption being thut one during the last two years In which the a month than hon-- . of the gentlemen regarded tlie other reds overran and pillaged the land. est business as a typographical error. In their lifetimes. American newspaper English Reds Again. now does the racketeer WHAT think of the actions of COMETlUNG obtain printed here recently dal privileges? the Black lobby committee was exabout the way the English handle Its all dune by mirrors, machine pressed forcibly and unequivocally In their reds and pinks prompted an Eng- gunsnnunred cars and political affill resolutions adopted hy tlielr national lish gentlemao to write giving further association at its animal meeting in detail. Are racketeers ever arrested 1 New York. The committee was acTwould teem that over there all Now and then. of violated cused the first, public servants, Including, notubly, Do they go to having prison? fourth and fifth amendments to the state-paischool teachers, must swear Rarely erer. Constitution by Its seizures of private to uphold the crown, which means Why not! they and the publishers cannot preach communism to their communications, It's too difficult Rome of recommended that all victims of the pupils without violating a solemn oath very hard to get Into the committees acta seek civil damages and. If caught to doing, they lose their Impossible. and demand the "praeecutlon of all official heads Inatanter. If rounded np on Moreover, no In the odious affair under the avowed or suspected agent of the criminal statutes of the United States." Soviets may use the radio to preach the overthrow of the existing governor In ment favor the Russian plan. respighi. one of the In other bU wl'vi1 Ton co,,id "h it words forgive the pun, of modern Italian any way a racketm couqiesers, died In Roma at the age please Britain never shall be Slavs. on of heart disease following of fifty-sithe other But, band, American! blood poisoning, ilia passing Is cause Oh, yea, there Is om wn n... always will be anckers! for deep mourning among music lovers IRVIN S. COBB him to ?,e ncl Sam anl cause fe WNU Sanies. everywhere. with u What way la tliut? By giving the government reason te inspect that be hna cheated on hla tax return. Why does the government become suddenly alert In a case of Income tax evasions? Its one of llfc'e little mysteries. i i OUR DOMESTIC ANIMALS The horse he la a noble beast ; lie's man's best friend, no doubt But hasnt been so useful since went out The buggy-rid- e e lie still Is seen upon the streets Or grazing In n lot. But as a means of travel, well, He Isnt very hot 75-mi- ot - d high-wlieol- Dispatches plute-tossin- u d bSJS is1 "r1" C...SS Ottorino x ( I love the horse; and who does not? He's faithful, qtrong and kind, But Just the same I think he's left Hla future far behind. GRAMMAR Which Is proper: 1 I think the Giants were playing great baseball," or, I think the Giants was playing great baseball? And why make either statement? 2 The market enjoyed a strong rally,"' or The market experienced a strong rally? And why not tell ths truth and say that a few stocks went up an eighth? 8 "The radio announcer's voice were very pleasing," or The radio announcer's voice waa very pleasing"? And do you believe either statement? 4 The ambassador attended court e wearing a bathing anlt of pink and green," or, The ambassador attended court attired In the conventional velvet knee pants? one-piec- WHATS WRONG WITH THESE SENTENCES? The candidate for the nomination for the Presidency mounted the rostrum and told the public frankly how he stood on every Issue before the American people. The Broadway chorus girl left the city In deep humiliation when she found thnt her picture had been put on the first page of a newspaper In connection with a scandal Involving a millionaire merchant Tlie fisherman caught a fish weighing eight pounds, but refused to pose for photographs or discuss the matter. Please let me walk In the rear of the parade. begged the drum major. I'm a little bashful. The senntor, when interviewed on the foreign situation, gave views which In no way contradicted hla previous utterances on the subject s The refused to slgnnl If anybody passing cars, saying: wants to pick me up they will stop for me of tlielr own accord. hitch-hiker- NATURAL HISTORY Consider the pohbly-wobbl-y fish Which Is raised In n water pall ; It's a typf of fish that makes a swish For It hasn't a fish's tall at It moat Intently and You will see how It geta Its fame For both ends, you'll see, for a You may look eer-talnt- Are beyond all dispute the tame. There's a head on the end where ths tail shonld be And head whpre the tall should not; So it looks both waya while It swims and playa And It points to no given spot When It's quite composed, either way t goes, And It goes there quite calmly, too, But when crises come It acts very dumb For It cannot think what to do: It ean swim to the left. It can swim to the right And be facing the way It wishes, And either end can see where It's Which been ! not trne of other flahro. BE KIND TO ANIMALS Bo gentle with the tiger and Trent lions kindly too, Don't twist my dears, a JncuarS ei Nor aggravate a gnu. 0 Be nice to little leopard cats And treat hyenas right; To kick a bear la quite unfair And rather Impolite; |