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Show : ;. - .' r 'W-' .... , t '' - s 'fc4lnfc..1 ; v 2: -- vi I I ELIK1X with DO YOU Jfo Utiit Un( & Cnatl. low I'll- T . dis- Ily Rvenlntr Most 1cojile Have Shrunk ' Half an Inch How Hen Uet Into the Army. a, The singular fact that people about half an inch taller in. the morning than they are in the afternoon has en abled many a fellow to slip into the army," suid an officer who line Been Time good dual of recruiting service. und again when the examinations were being conducted at a tolerably early hour men have been passed in niy presence who were barely up to the regulation height,. in fact, they were under it n shade, and the thickness of a cardboard would. have resulted in throwing them out. I am perfectly confident that if these same men had been remeasured just before taps in the evening they would have fallen so far short that they would never by any possibility have been nccepctd. I have heard it said that a man rm put nearly nn inch in his height by staying in bed for a couple of days nnd mea-- w bile taking several hot baths, but I have never seen the thing tried. The average morning and evening variation T have found by a good deal of experimenting on myself nnd others to be a little less tLan half an inch." ThouMMitlft are Trying It. In order to prove the great merit of Elys Crcaru Kiliu. tho mo d effect iv cure for Catarrh and Cold in Head, wo hove prepared a genomiw trial siu for 10 ccntx. Get it of your druggist or send 10 rents to ELY DUOS., SO Warren fit., N. Y. City. J miff rod from entarrh cf tho word kmd ever since a hoy, mid I never hoped fur euro, but Elys Cream ltaliu seems to do even that Many actpiniiitancr-- have used it with, exoullcnt results. Oscar Oslrum, s 45 Warren Ave., Chicago, 111. Balm is the acknowledged Elys Cream mmm li.ssls mmk wnwUim no ooaiu, lueroury nor any injurious Price, 60 cents. At druggists or bydrug. inir JIuomo Qrm.vn Show the Ktalcnf your feeling anM Hu of your lienliU a well. Iinme biuOil Itself npparent 111 n pile mid snllow limpld hikI Skin (eruptions. Ifynn arc ii)R weak and worn mu nnd dn not Imre n yon shoultl try AckerBlmul Elixir, nil 11, shI win tv A Offer FARM JOURNAL For remainder of 1899, all of 1901, 1903. 1902, niiule with the FAIIM JOUHN'AI, wc By iqrccial arrangement After lining other kindi of Lini- publishers of the ment nt.l receiving no Sntiefaution are enabled to oiler that paper to every in Rheumatic Pains, try subscriber who pnya fur the Weber (min1, ty Times one year alicml, only luilh papers for the price of ours only; our paper one year and the FARM JOURNAL from now to December, IM'S, nearly five years. The FAU.M JOURNAL an old established paper, enjoying grc.it popularity, mic of Hie hc- -t aiel most useful la rin papi-rpublished. is oiler sliould In accepted nit limit delay. of New York City Tho Gentlewoman jiooo.wjn gold i Given Away Free A $950.00 I tal PIANO uXzrUr s We send our complete outlie and easjr plan tor i1 also our Msiammli rrrmtum lifting clubs Fre l.M. You will be surprised and delighted nub the high quality ami great assurtment of our premium, aiwl in aitdUiun $1000.00 a 9910.00 rlano. u a In Goltl and eeiraptivinvivcawt) fur lull pftrticuUfs ; do Inp Hftfd ard not delay, be will sent you Fmw everything Tt (let your printing at the Times will got (here. character. o :iee. rs like u Kip Yen IVinkle. Well, if it nint Doe! It wns the lightning dentist, ne f lapped Ioe' on the shoulder with a familiarity which would not have been pardoned under other rircumtdanees. Yes. my boy, back again back to the. old home. I'm mighty glad to see you. All the boys have lsen asking about you." Theyre all here, I suppose? Xo. haven't you heard? Why. any, 'Ik', this has seemed like a different place since you went away. Let's sit down." They sat on the side of the. office where a dim daylight, fell from the street windows, nnd the lightning dentist gave Doe. a long, pale cigar with a red nnd gold lnbel nronnd it. Yon heard about the banjo man, didn't you ?" asked the dentist. I lunrn't beard a wortl. Ive bwn cry busy settling the affairs of my sis1 had a ter s lawyer and an accountant to help me, but ull the responsibility piae.ticaliy rested on me." We heard about your sister's death. Was it unexeete(l? Well, on go ahead and tell me whats happened here and I'll give my story "You linmv the linnjo pluyer? The one who wrote songs? es. Well, lies married married the week after you went away. She's nu actives, and they went on the stage clear brain. n OAST The Kind You Haw Aluraw Bought I never touched a bicycle until that day. I suppose it came to me, because Im naturally easy and then I learned to jireserve cool-heade- ad vertisomenta It will pay you. Mein my equilibrium when I was walking tho Why, I never knew that you walked the tight rope. Well, I never did follow it- for any length of time, but I used to practice it u good deal in a gymnasium at Cincinnati. That wns about, the time I went out with the circus. Youve heard of Illnndin, the great I believe I have yes. , Why, you kuow, the fellow who walked a tightrope across Niagara fiUla with a man riding on his back? Oh, yes; certainly. The lightning dentist expected that Doc" would claim to life the man who rode on lilondins back, but he didnt, Well, one day Illondin was in Cin- - A No. No. 1 FaciSc Railway. .'I No.lrl IMMVr.ATOOIWtX Atlantic Uxpiess Fast Mail Mixed i.r.Avr. . 2 No. 1 No. 14 ....fi.-O- p.m ....!: 45 a. in ....3:45 p.tn (MiMKN. Pacific Express Fast Mail... Mixed. 4f ' w r . rope-walker- 2:10 p.in 2:10 a.m. m ; The Kind You Have similating tteroodandReguta-tin- g the S uunads andl3awels cf I Bears the mtbitKN Signature of Promotes Digestion,Cheerfulness and Itest.Contains neither Opium.Morphino nor Mineral. Not Narcotic. jtovtfouzhSXWEJ&una - WI SJ- tx.Jumr tMA Jatt- rjbuM Jhprnmat IKtnJktA- - In Use For Over Thirty Years Remedy forConslipo-- . tion. Sour Stonvich.Diarrhoca. ,Convulsions, SLEEP. A perfect Fewrish-CiCSSondLOSS- Women the I.esa Criminal Sex. statistical inquirer lias discovered that women :sre less crittin.il than r.u-men. In Ercl.-iniAVr.lcs only 18 m-of v. omper cent, i.f convictions en; In Kchi?i, nine-- per coni; iu the United States, nine per cent. Other countries show equally low percentages of female crime. Tac Simile Signature A ?" Always Bought AVcge tabic Frcparationlbr As i. , - of k" NEW YORK. l c One of the station of the hich is to be built from the railway sea to the top of Mount Rinni willBed Ih on the spot where it is supposed Most- stood when he received the table of TNI CMTAUft CDMMIIV, NfW TM CITT. cinnati, and he came down to the gymnasium and watched me practice. I didnt know who he was until 1 came down off the rope, and then some of the boys introduced him to me. Ho said to me: Ilornc, if you keep at it and -'THE OGDEN MILLING & tice, you'll make a better than I am.' Well, I laughed, nnd, of f or a number of years in the New York Knife a"d.'rked Co K lMrst thing I knew 1 commenced to bleed from course, I appreciated the compliment, the mouth but I wasnt thinking of walking ropes of luns1 at a time, hvery mUTChcoughedfl,URrl hlood would come up from in those days. That was the time I ELE7AT0R COS. fall jjot subad, ruul thechurch was interested with some eastern cappeople told me I hud better italists in establishing a southern make my with the Lord branch for a big implement factory. and prepare to die. for I would If I remember correctly I cleared up not five till spring. My home about ten thousand on that deal. doctor couldn't do me any but advised mo to get to good, New Why dont you try some time now York City for examination. to see If you can walk a rope? asked They finally took me to a medthe dentist. ical college, and a whole lot of Oh, I havent thought of it for years. physicians made what they I suppose my feet are tender, too. When called a diagnosis. There were I to work in those thin gymTul students looking nasium shoes the soles of my feet were t no professor had n little ivorv so hard you couldnt drive a tack in hammer, aurl with this lie them. ASK FOR j pounded my chest and held his Doc" smiled reminiscently, nnd the ear close to Tiston. Alter a while the professor looked at dentist, who did not wish to tax Docs" Ogden's Best" or Phoenix" High Patent, nu sob rmly and declared: lowers on the very first day, changed One of your lungs is about the topic of conversation. and the other is affected. So you lost your sister? said he. poise For Sale Everywhere. There may bo a slim chance yes; poor Louise. I hadnt Been for life if you quit working in that knife fa cry.' I went back home, but didn't ;rij.7(iyc. One day I saw m advertisement of free samples f -i our home drug-ieved me. Then I continuous, although lark I hated to spit, her very often in late years, but when r.iraid it might be blood, and I wanted to know for sure. I have . sho was 20 years old she was admitted no tin: la?I am .. solid man for n is gone, tlio Although one to be the most lieautlful girl in eastern otlur is 35 si'- -, : s dolh- -. uudansw-tr- again. as well as two lungs, lung so far as I can Ohio. She was a very ovi rytu-I tell them here. This is the sea- sic. I wnr.t woman up to a few months ago, when A. If. UiMI'-ii' Kvmi-ly Aifcri l':u;1::.n i sold 1; v all drufrspKU under a her health began to fail. I didnt tell son of xhe berviund.sl in cise.if failure. b5c., 50c. positive and i aguarantee bottle in :iJn"y yon, did I, that she left some of her Va.ted .Elites and Canada. Jn England, ts. d.t sr.. id., and s. 6d. . U oiCAvrisr the alvrt giinmutre. when every man 11. HOOKER property to me? (X., Ihrojiricturt, A.- Icr. r, Umc, you awnt; rut l am woman & ohild to hear it." Fi r sale by IValbice Drug Co. and H. G. Knoth . She was a widow, had no children, should take a and she left her property to be divided blood purifier to between my brother, Col. Mortimer Horne, of I'gleTmo, and me. Did you cleanse the sysever hear of Col. Ilorne?" Bled Quarts fvker I rope-walk- er ' at a Time aco Flour ul IS THE BESTo- f I t.o-.v- - r.-- l s t- - well-preserv- year V II-- - i tem and bring: I believe I have. Hes a very prominent member of the bar in Ohio. It is tupposed that Mort gave den. Grant the outline of the campaign. I have a clipping somewhere in my trunk in which he tells about it. Wonderfully interesting man, Mort is." Bid the estate amount to much? asked the dentist, who could not conceal his curiosity. We cant tell yet, until we matters straightened out. Most get of the property is in land and lots. My share may amount to oh, I dont know 0, 1h $15,000. great Scott! Doe, let me con-grulate you. Thats a great pick-up,- " and the lightning dentist beamed dr he shook Docs" hand. Yes, that helps, said "Doe, tliought fully, os he fingered liis tuft of chin whiskers. Still, it doesnt look so big to a man who has been accustomed to deuling with large sums all hin life. It isnt much compared to w hut I made on that-CII. & D. deal; yet, at the present juncture, a I say, It helis. The lightning dentist knew that for two years Doc had been living frni hand to mouth, relying on a snap job in the city hall. Therefore the of Doc liolding$15.000 betw een picture thumb aml forefinger anil smiling at it indifferently was by fur the most picturesque performance ever given by the reinnrkable old gentleman. "I suppose youll go bock there and settle down?" ventured the dentist. Xo, sir! No, Ill do nothing of the kind. Ive got a cousin down there who offered to give me one whole cud of Ids house, but I couldn't stand it. It wu-- j too quiet. They went to iiwl at. sundown and got up in the middle of the night. The street cars ran two mile-apart, and when I'd look down the street Id see about four people. Ill tell you I got uneasy before I left. I wanted to bo back among you lioys, where I could see people Missing in front and hear sp elevated train once iu awhile. May be, when I'm older. Ill want to go out on a side street in a country town and sit down and vegr-- I tale, but up to this time Im ns much of THE WEAR AND TEAR OF MENS NERVES good health. We make a spec- ialty of FAMILY RECIPES. Co-o- p Hud yan. - Drug Co., (SKO. F. CAY F, 2.'50I Men nnd Women I;-.- . pi .Washington. at DN ION PACIFIC. . i N d, tight rope. mny Well, office. Miles, I. Children. - "Learn! $12.-00- Hie harm Journal is 22 year old prints 4'l Ions of paper a month, and is out of debt; it is cut to fit every progressive farmer and villager. Dont you want ibis fine little paper? Very well, pay a year ahead for the Weber bin u ty I imes (l.biij and wo will have? the Farm Journal sen! to your nddrpss for the balance of IX'.Ri ami all of RUN), RK)1, 1(M2, and IJmi nearly five years. If you have already paid a year in advance for the Times ami you wish the Farm Journal either send or hand in your name. Cull for a sample at the Tinicn rp I- 1- ob-jee-t, 1JOO. tan-color- ed f-;- -Ill publishing company, gentlewoman Vtntlwomnn MIuUHIhq (, C Great - llus-pol- s, Boom tha Bigoatiirs of iUm.-A'-i--s eliean SursapnrllUa nnd no called iiriliciH fail: kiiowiiiK this, we sell every liidtlc n For siili; liy Wallace positive K'laramee, Prugl'o and 1.0. Knoili. I)riiL-i?i- warns m mgtta m you low. It avn premiums vi C ameras, iltcjrcln. Sewing Machines. Dokr, beta of iMwhcs, Kiaiest Uaxchca, bhart and Silk Waists. JlaiklktNxhtals, etc.; in fau, about two hundred uftclul aid urnammial article and iimsrfmld ncaciutwi can be secured wubouc cosiinc one cent. A new and attractive plan of aacurmc subecriben wilhoul I be object tunable feat urea uf cawtuuig any-thin- :n. - IichIUi)-npiiearaue- Was the Hronon Why- tl ( vum of Tuli Paid a V lait to y, Too bad, too bad. A man of yes, sir. lta too bad. good The real estate fellow is out ou the to the rood, ad vert h;ing n cough medicine, or Yes; hes been here twice a day or Application inale to enter at Ogden two at a time. Dut wove got two new ones, Doe, a bicycle man and a book post office as second cJuss matter. ou want to look out, Doe. agent That bicycle man will sell you a before hes known you an hour." wheel Maxsfiei.ij L. Know, PuMLJicr. I don t think so. I hare a friend the manufacturing business who hain lst Your Face. and he County. STHEET . i:.rd z: buying a stock of goods, ..rj here got an awful skate. I'omethmg like that. There wasnt g doing in hi lino here. I tlLnk he owes the house a little Tha cffiical paper cr the Cemocfftlo money. Docs the drummer ever come in anv party of Weber more? A i UUi ACI11UG L'LAril. According to lAtlyn a Lot, dm, correspondent who report Eur.ip-a- n for the Philadelphia poaip ike recent visit of iL r- iiitefli i . sen of the Italian king, to tti cubu-trand who has been so entertained by swell society here, wa taken to seek relief for nn aching heart. In fact, it is Borneo and Juliet over It is said, and authoritatively,again. that the count, who is only two remote from the throne cf Italy, is deeply in love with the daughter of Prince She is all that heart of uum-o- i necessities of royalty can demand. A princess in her own right, her name is one of the noblest and most unsullied in Europe, she is neither married nor betrothed; nor does the king but the bouse of Savoy, the king of Ttuly and their political adherent are known as the Whiles; the Vatican party, the old- Italian party of which the pepe is the political head, is called between these tbeHlack; two there can be no friendliness, political nor private. Prince Kuspoli, fai her i f the counts love, is a most uncoi;' premising Black. For him to hold cv nitnuricn with a follower of the house of Savoy would be considered t reason. Blacks and Whites" do not even visit each others Iioum-sA ease in point is the Colon nas. One branch is for the kirg, the other for the church, and they are as estrnnged as lifelong enemies. i -- ;oJvat..-take- Your feelings, your social pisi-tioor business success depend largely mi the iKTl'cet action of your Hlon.ach and Liver. Ur. King's New Life Fills give increased strength, a keen, char hrain, high ambition. A 25 cent box will make you feel like a new being. Sold by Oeo. F. Cave, Druggist, dec An ndverlirtcment in the Tiinex is profitable investment $1000 In Gold A $950 PIANO .li-- V IMS. Tam.kts. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signal lire on every box. 25c. f 1900, a.ivci.e t. i;. : pa-pe- TALLEST IN THE MORNING. TIMES? ; Horne walked into the Alfalfa European hotel freliug us if he were n returned Ilip Yen Vt'iiiklc. Ho had boon away from Chicago osly two months, and the sticets seemed and c ha u get I ns he cumc ito the Alfalfa neighborhood. At one teener where a four-stor-y building bail stood there was now a muddy execration. The hotel front, too, seemed different. There wne something missing or something added. lu couldnt tell which. Perhaps the explanation was that he now looked at the old building with a refreshed interest. There were two strangers seated In the office, but they lowered their and studied Doe as if he were a stranger. As usual, there was no one behind the desk. The Alfalfa hotel took care of itself the patronsusually the taking bey from the pigeon-holesetting down calls on the slate and for mail out. of the assortment hunting left by tho postman. Doe ' put. his new valise on the floor and removed his new black derby hat with the swathe of around it, , The day vns damp nnd muggy, nnd Does lmld frontal was dewy with perspiration. Anyliody at home? he asked. The strangers did not condescend to reply, and Doe" felt more than ever parity is maintained in the urrivals by sea. At present there are 45 females to every 100 males. lli-iirc- s . "Doc Disparity of the Rci.., fenturc of the population statistics jf western Australia is the largepro-portio- n IX TWO J i Arnc-rfea- . ail communications WEBER COUNTY TIMES. i A Takr Laxativr Ibat - - r tPV TO EASE TlMfid- - SATURDAY- SATURDAY. JAN. .. CIIITE in 'XiS-'- ,rzi(L3rtF$. ,v. as shuts out every ray cf sunlight.. round (he camller are great piles of egg crate. He works so fast, taking up three eggs at a time, that almost a continuous line of eggs is passing before lis 'eyes in an unbroken chain. If in egg is found to contain any dark cubfttance, indicating that it is not fresh, it is laid aside and another one placed in the crate, which is nearly Ailed with ones ihat havealready been candled. An expert "cnndler will handle in a day 25 crates of egg, each containing 30 dozen. For his labor he receives 22.50 per day for actual days sir ployed. The candlers work is inch that ere long his eyesight gives way and many of them have become . LA ' ta, dealer in eggs Las a dark room,' in which a man sits all day paesing eggs between his eyes and the flame of a tallow candle. This dark room is usually in the cellar. The cellar fs itself dark, but the corner in which the candler sits is .urtaiged off with heavy canvas that (TIE - .50 male Til r Yu. Wiieil i.yl m' er to the grocer or t er. As a matter cf fee TH i, narn s w On; te of males to females. The ... M .i Few people have any idc?Jnf car. to see that eggs roach nhe retail market in good condition. Many a citizen perhaps thiuks Lis breakfast egg comes straight from the farm- blind. t r?,. PL'tiLSi.ftL UT I. Y tr Loi:. They Sit In e Murk Itoaiu Alt D ". r-"v-r "? e TESTERS BECOtQ - ; n EGG J?- flCTO'1 OdTIMK CARD. LEAVE niiliEN. No. Overliiml Limited, Ibr Chicago, S(. Fan, St. Louis Kiinx:i Omaha, Denver, City and Park City :lo Si. 11. No. 1 The Atlantic. Express fur Chicago, St. Ism is, St. Imil St. Liuis, Omaha, Denver and Kansas City Sjtjn p.m. 2 AHKIVM No. )ill:x. Overland Limbed, from Chicago, St. Paul, St. Louis Omaha, Denver, Kansas City ami Park City l:lu p.m. No. 3 Tho Pacific Express, from Chicago, Si. Paul, Sr. Iouis Omaha, Denver and Kansas 2: no a. 111. City C. A. HENRY. Ticket Agt II H. GREEN, Pass. Apt. Union Depot, Ogden, Utah. 1 Roralta iu debility not only exhaustion of the body, exhaustion, but exhaustion or the mental faculties aa well. The nerve cells of the body hare been robbed of their vital forces. The nerves have no life in thorn; therefore all the organa of the body suffer from look of nerve control, and the blood vessels that supply these ore not in propor tone. fitJDYAN correct the evil. IIUDYAN tlii vitality or nerve force that isprovides Ax von apwanting. proaching this condition of Nervous Debility? ytm, prematurely old? Do yon snffer with headaches 1); hollow eyes or dark rings under eyes (Fig. (Fig. 8); pale, thin face and sunken chocks (Fig. 8); weakness of limbs (. 7 a iwir appetite and imrioired indlges-rio- n (Fig. ); torpid liver (Fig. fl), and oostivo-li- p s, a coated tongue (Fig. ?)? Or have yon dizzy spells? Do you suffer sleepless nights? ijo yon have hoi rul dreams ? Do you awake in the morning hollow-eye- d and tired Arc you despondent, melancholy? Do out? you shun society? Are your knees shaky ? Have in you pain the small of the book? These symptoms all tell you that your nerves ore failing you; that you will grow old long JTODYAK will save yon; ?,? UulirAA will make a strong, manly man of you. HUD YANrobnst, revives, restores, Go to yonr druggist at onoe and k.DYAV No other remedy; just IIUD- AN, for HUDYAN is what you need. Other symptoms of this terrible affliction that visits so many men are cold hands and of the heart, hot flashes, iV, PPitotlon clouded memory, nauw after eating, twitoh- of ing muscles, spots before tho eyes, shooting poms, weariness, tremblings, sediment In i urine, bleary eyes, swimming in oars, a shaky, ! all-gon- feeling. Remember IIUDYAN. Bo a vigorous, robust man, a man with nerves of stool, a Tnan with muscles uf iron. HUDYAN is wonderful. HUDYAN v ocknow! ;.lr-v- by our leiuliug medical men to bo the greatest nerve andis wWtux. HUDYAN will lift kT1w? to from 5 and discouragement that you are nowyouin. and X n,r "fof Z will make n man. you happy Try HUDYAN, you will soon bo oonvluood g Wmiiuii's Norvos. Thousands of women use Hndynu Uudyan e i I GETeHBDYAN Jll'DVAN REMEDY CO, i SteT.' SV 1 urh Cffy JY. 1 ABOUT HOUSE IISHTING. There is a modern method of hnu.o 1 gliting that is, considering everythin.', c'leaper than coal oil lights. Have you tried it? Considering tho fact that it is so initch cleaner, so much more convenient and so much ssfer. Is it any wonder so many jieople aro discarding kerosene and taking the electric lights? Try it once and you will be dissatisfied with all other lights. The Union Light and Tower Go. Advertise in the Times; ovpr n thousand copies are printed each issue. Tho Tiineo goeB into the homos of tho people and they rend (he ads. f Getting Down to Bnsiness j Now that the holidays are hv, is mort evei v 4 (VIS- reare SvMr of 1 1 f i ! t i interests one throughout J.tny. and nVv-- I hnrnnghly considered your retpiiremenl, iin-were ready. Good pay wenrnlles here at pric-that finthiue :i fellow in the l.uying of tl.cm that will make him to feci our interests to him along. parallel lines. Jusd received a shipment of l v lre direct from the tufg. Aindhi r larec shipment o Z f.) & r, r,) a for Clarks Celohrated lailies, just arrived. J You will not be compelled 1m take ix k but brand now. Yours topio.ise Kcf peel fully, 2..T-0- , cnndiliun. It's the practical, substantial thinga 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE New Clothing .uifiicn have fouifei I. L. Clark and Sons, 23G0 and 2302 Washington, OGDEN, UTAH. Trade Marks Designs Copyright Ac. m pkateh and Anrone --vndln doMrlptlon w hart her ftscartitin our opinion fre Qnleklr Iiivmiii ion ta probnMr patetitablau tionr nrlrtlr eonfldanuaL I land bookCommumeft. I'MteU sent fra. (Jtdort iirencr for Mcsnm od Ht-nt- jL Patent taken tnrouKti Nunn kOftnodri print niXltx, wlthoat charge. In the biu Scientific American. A handwnnelr fllmtmtnd weeklv. cultim of any ulrnllflo loarnal. nirmth. SL Bold iuHH & Co.36,BrKraucb Uffim, iZS Mo. Irrai Term. SI a brail newadealeift. - Hew York F SL. WaaLinmou. IX U. First Class job v ork of all kinds at th Give ua a trial order. J; Times office. I ! |