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Show IT WAS Stockton Sentinel. A Business The Sentinel Printing and Publishing Company. A A SEVERE JOKE. Rough-House- " No More. few weeks ago our Council in Published Every Wednesday. of publication. Main Street, Stockton, Utah. Office One year, 11. SO; lit monba, 11.00; three months. 75 ceuta. Entered aa the poatofflee matter at at Stockton, Utah. aooond-claa- a FRANK U CONNOR.. Local Manager LOCAL TIME CARD. 8a It Lake Route Railroad. leave Stockton for Salt 4:71 p. m. Arrive a lake, 4:50 a. m.; few minute sooner. Trains leave Stockton for Los Ana geles, 1:30 a. m.: 9:15 a. m. Arrive few minutes sooner. Train Is published In the Interlocal our of people, every cent exest to pended by Its patrons, helping us, hundred one per redound this end will cent to themselves and only glory for ns. Every cent la kept at homo and comes back to the people more than doubled. This paper - - Ophir Department John Waters Is an Ophir visitor. f p was in George St. Clair of Tooele week. last business on Ophir y P S' A dance was given here last SaturJuvenile day night by the Mercur band. Si F Dick Rogers and family, accompaa led by Miss Emma Chegwldden, left far Bingham Monday. Mr. iRogers has secured employment there as a teamster. Jt a few It Is reported that Ophir hasAnanias for the famous candidates Club."- - js J Our schools were closed Friday In celebration of the one hundredth anniversary of the birth of Lincoln, F F F InMr. Hastings was quite severely head by a rock slide jured about the In the Buckhorn mine, where he Is employed. F' F F Oh! that we had the voice of the Muses," that we might describe thtf beautiful snowstorm that Is raging without. F F F Arthur Burd and Ray Johnson left for Park City, where they have secured employment in the mining mills. o . musical programs you have in The .New York city quite surprise me. The music of the new school of French composers which has taken ljudon by storm dotwnt seem to he known here at all. Only the other day 1 went to a musical morn-in- " at the Waldorf, and there were the same old nttnioa on the programs that I remember from girlhood Iiacli and Haydn and Brahma and. Beethoven. Of course these classics will always live, and we fould not do without them; but it is a pity that Xcw York should not know of the great things which are being done by the young French composers. It will know them soon, I warrant you, for I know New York; but it stems incredible that slow England should lie a year or two in advance of you in musical matters.' It is absolutely new and wonderful, this French music, attempting things never before striven for by the composers. It has no sustained melody, one cant rernemlier it, but it makes you see pictures of things in nature. Your ears become eyes, and this music reveals to you in a flash the vision of the sunshine on the leaves in the wood and the still pool in the shadow. It paints in your mind the heave of the great ocean clouds of a summer day. Beally, against the sunset and the piled-u- p be to must seem me if I talking hysterically, but this new you pardon music is most enthralling. We, iny husband and 1 and all our friends, are quite beside ourselves over it. 'Indeed, some of these young composers are even trying to express in music the feeling of desperation you have when you try to deserilic a scene whose beauty is lieyond your words. Xow, really, all that does sound alwurd, but it isnt. I'll tell you an px)icricncc. I had laughed at the idea of this new music, just as you are probably doing inside yourself this minute. But one day I was writing in my little Jacobean study on one side of the hall and my husband waf at the piuno iq his Tudor den on the other side. He was improvising after the new French idea, and I thought I would try to imagine the scene he was trying to put into music. Presently I called across the hall: Tony, shall I describe the picture you have in your mind ? Yes, said lie, eagerly. So I told him he was thinking of a hillside s with two dark rows of trees upon its face and gathering. sure was was And enough, that trying to draw from just the picture he the keys of the piano. It waB almost uncanny. It is odd and strange, this music, and at first you don't like it. Some of the pieces have a way of stopping right in the middle of a phrase, as it were; and it isnt till you hear them a second or maybe a third time that you are the picture. But then it is very beautiful. storm-cloud- C OX TT S. A L E JS ji j Brown was an outgoing passenger for Zion last Thursday. O. j Jt . Mr. George Hickman and wife were Tooele visitors last Wednesday. .4 .4 .4 Mrs. Roy Gundry was on the Kick Hat last week. F A Subscribe for The Sentinel. Do It now! A A A Miss Green was a passenger for Tooele last Thursday. A A A W. K. Mordock and wife were Salt visitors last week. A A A Messrs. John Trailer and Jake Bear man were Tooele visitors last Sunday. A A A The snow fell quite deep last Frl day and Saturday. F F' It Is reported that there are seven teen inches of fresh snow In Soldier canyon. lke A - A A Mrs. J. G. Brown returned from Zion last week after spending a few days with her children. AAA There were quite a number of Stock-to- n people attended the funeral of Mrs. Howell Morgan at Tooele. AAA The Sewing Club meets at the home of Misses Dora and Bessie Mase last Wednesday evening. .4 .4 of Mr. George Denton, formerly Stockton, now of Zion, visited here last Friday. .4 .4 Jt Mrs. II. Peterson was an outgoing passenger for Eureka, where she will visit her daughter and .4 A Messrs. Johnnie Reese and Thomas Young were Tooele visitors last Sunday. 4 .4 .4 Get your name on The Sentinel subscription list. Get a newsy paper. stories The Sentinel has continued running in It every week. son-in-la- Mrs. Lillie Wallace, away for some time, who has been returned home Saturday. ft1 f Mr. Robert Shirley, who Is now in the hospital, very III with rheumatism, is still very 111. o Abrussi may still be a great man in his own country, but over here he has dropped entirely out of the prominent citizen class. that a German has concussion of the brain. Probably caused by a collision be tween two trains of thought. It Is noticeable' that the German papers have made no outcry over the fact that Xing Edward has personIt Is reported ally written to. Andrew Carnegie. T Water brash. Pain In Stomach and intestine! or other symptoms. Headaches from the stomach are absolutely unknown where thla effective remedy is used. Dlapepsin really does all the work of a healthy stomach. It digests your meals when your stomach cant Each triangule will digest all the food You can eat and leave nothing to ferment or sour. case of Pape's Get a large Dlapepsin from your druggist and start taking today and by tomorrow you will actually brag about your healthy, strong Stomach, for you then can eat anything and everything you want without the slightest discomfort and every particle of Imir misery, purity and Gee that la In your stomach and. Intestines Is going to be carried away without the use of lxa Uvea or any other assistance. o "Steps Along the Path," an Important metaphysical book, by Katharine H. Newcomb, the publication of which waa unavoidably postponed, will be issued by Lothrop, Lee A Shepard Co., February 15th. 50-ce- ' Mr. Voreat Davis and Miss Venus Bennett went to Tooele Thursday, wHere they were united In marriage. The bride la the daughter of W. B. Bennett, and the groom la our blacksmith. That they may have a long and happy married life la our wish. They wore treated to an shlvarie" by their Ophir friends. Stomach Distress Vanishes Five Minuted Later. A. They have been Improving the You can eat anything your stomach 0. U. W. hall this week. Mr. Lance Anderson of Eureka vis- craves without fear of a case of Indigestion or Dyspepsia, or that your ited hla relatives last week and inod will ferment or sour on your to Eureka on TuctsilsyT stomach, If you will occasionally take folks A few of the Stockton young a little Dlapepsin after eating. Your meets will taste good, and attended the dance at Tooele last Fri8 ny thing you eat will be digested; day. can ferment or turn Into acid C. K. Coffman left for Ophir last nothing or poison or stomach gaa, which Thursday, where he Intends to live In causes Belching, Dizziness, a feeling the future. cf fullness after eating. Nausea, Indigestion (like a lump of lead in Heartburn. Biliousness, stomach). Subscribe far your local paper. French Preverb. An ounce of favor goes farther than an ounce of Justice. The fence enclosing the grounds of exposition. A will be entirely covered with climbing flowers. the Imperfect Man. Richter: Mans great fault la that he has so many small ones. Cactus Dahlias, the official flower exposicf the d Family. In 1870 the per cent of all marriages terminated by divorce waa 3.5; in 1880, 4.8 per cent; In 1886, 6.8 per cent, while now It seems probable that approximately 10 per cent of all marriages In the United States are Professor terminated by divorce. Wlllcox, of Cornell, has calculated that, should the present rate of Increase of divorce In the United States h of all continue, by 1950 marriagea will be terminated by diCharles vorce, and by 1990 one-hal- f. A. Ellwood, In the February Delineator. one-fourt- exposi- Alaska-Ynkon-Paclf- Alaaka-Yukon-Padf- Alaaka-Yukon-Padf- tion, will Bloom In profusion in every residence district of Seattle during the exposition. First Printed In United States. The first book printed In the United States was entitled "The Freeman's Oath." oeeoeeeeoeoee ft Railroad Lake & Mercur 9 Salt fnn D VtthWniilMCa train One a day each way San Pedro FatrfteU te Mercur. 8 O Connects with Ry a gO esesosseseeso0 the West ard crookedeat little Greatest engineering worth a ride from Salt Lake to see it Well World. in the railway A. D. SMITH, L. L. NUNN, General Mgr. President. General Office 417 McCornick Block, Salt Lake City. feat of 0 Seseeseoesees tion has appropriated 8100,000 for and poullive stock in the premiums There is always a beginning and an . show. try ending to a comedy that each in their way Elks Excursion to California. represent the author's most heroic strug-gle- s Via Salt Lake Route, February 6. to lie funny. A joke must hare I Thirty days, S3 dollars, 80 scenes. If point to it, and the sharper the poitu Tri'i Interested, ' see any Salt Lake Route comic scene the more terrihU agent, or write to A. W. Raybould, and soriouB has been the lojior of it alL Secretary, Salt Lake City. Boating, Humor has had its pinafore days, and 1 bathing, orange grove tripe. well-contriv- ed Mrs. Msie visited Tooele last week. Mr. J. S Tim . L 0 an- Illiruie ui imuui( bum wasuwia inonkeepers. Borne of the boys took it to show" jo.ee, and proceeded i. The first part of the evening was spent in a hilarious time, and Finally everything went smoothly. they gathered In a room In Geo. Edwards hotel and proceeded to have a When few minutes of "rough house. they had finished the room looked like barnyard" after a Kansas cyclone. Edwards preferred charges before Judge Hatt. The boys received a pretty good fine and were turned loose. As the boys are young, we hope It will be a lesson to them. We will not mention any names. o BENNETT-DAVINUPTIALS. Thrifty Parisians, August la a busy month at tha moot de piete, aa the French government pawnbroklng establishment is called. Ita coffers are crowded with Jewelry, liver plate and all aorta of valuables. This la not due to a wave of lmpeciml-oslty- . bat merely to the fact that Parisians leave for the eeaalde or the mountains, and they have found that It coats less to have their valuables under tha protection of the state pawnbroker in return for a small loan than to place tha a in a safety deposit vault. o , Small Boy's Adaptation. Thing! arent always what they sound," remarked that very clever devil, Edwin Stevens, In Henry Savages production, as he drew a patent leather shoe over hie cloven hoot. A teacher of my kid days put thla pussla to ua once: Now, boys, the word stan" at the end of a word means place of. Thus we have Afghanistan, the place of Afghani; also Undoostan, the place of the Hindoos. Now, can any one give me another Instance? Yea, air, said the smallest hoy, I can umbrellas tan. Jhe proudly, place for umbrellas.' o INDIGESTION ENDS. pro-fesso- fancy they are quite over. The clown in the circus is still a dear old knock-aboreminiscence of a bygone period in oul early growth. We still go to the circus because it has the truest influence in the psychology of humor. Quite unnecessarily it makes us hold our breath, our eyes bulge and our sides crack alter, nately. The ingredients of farce comedy were originally mixed by aoms skillful observer of the way a circus performance aimed to astonish and delight audiences, I am sure. It is a serious business, when you come to realize that the American audience, though at once the most appreciative, is the most exacting audience for the realism of humor in the world. The jokes must be new. There is no sentimental regard for the jokes of one's ancestors in America. Then, again, the jokes must not be repeated. Once is enough for one joke in an evening for Americans. The comedy situations must be plausible, while burlesque is almost a natural element of American it does not belong in the legitimate comedy that is presented in who have the gift of interpreting theaters. Modern the clever lines can no longer rely upon grimacing of iliese post days of has grown up to be a big, pinafore humor. Comedy in America spontaneous, daring presence in the theater, bordering upon fun as a pretext only for a lesson in morals to the masses. ut CENIO Their Good Time, little Elsie was very disobedient and mother waa cross and scolding. Suddenly the little one looked up end aid very sweetly : Oh, mamma, aint we having a good time!" "How?" asked mother crossly. The Febru"Oh, Just ary Delineator. A AlaskarYukon-Padll- c The opening articles of the notable series, "Stories of a Great Nation," to appea; In the National Magazine for 1909, have awakened widespread interest. The January issue contains one of the most remarkable sketches of "The Supreme Court of the United Henry States," written by B. Brown. "The Secrets of the Secret Service' " are told by Chief John Wilkie, who has made a remarkable record In this department. Editor chats on Joe Chappies Inimitable The vaudeville stage, emerging with surprising precocity into the "Affairs at Washington" continue aa dignity of occasionally delicate effect in lint's of character, still contributes a feature of thla excellent magazine, the largest share of burlesque, and hearty laughs to vast audiences of wom- while the fiction la of an entertaining and clever nature. en tremendously bored with the subtleties they aspire to but do not uncen; The Pay Streak, or amusement derstand. exat the ter, Polite comedy, with its teacup appeal to the undramatie, sensitive position will pass through a subway audiences, who pride themselves upon mannerly humor, upon the smiles decorated with 25,000 geranium that one feels rather than sees, has not yet reached its own in America. plants In full bloom. Wit is a thing that either stabs the heart or stimulates the mental atThe English in India. tributes of defenseless victims, but humor is a broad slap on the back or a That British rule has been an Innudge in the ribs, that causes an indescribable sensation of pleasure and comparable boon to the natives of India la urged by Sydney Brooks In a amusement. Issue of Harper's Weekly. He recent There is a brutality about the comic germ, if you let it have its own hows how the great majority of way, that has caused revolution and national unrest in past history, that civil service appointments have been may repent itself; but the American coir.edv is a joke with no particular made from among the inhabitants of the peninsula, while local autonomy nature, except to stab the tired and overworked men la universal The proposed reforms and women of American vlife with a tthurp, quick jab for the better administration of Eng at their sense of pure fun. are land's greatest dependency thoughtfully analyzed In thla able The comic germ has kept pace with the rapidity article. of progress in American knowledge of world-wid- e sense of humor. It has banished certain types ami antiquated jokes forever. The fat German, the idiotic JOBBERS OF Englishman, the excitable Frenchman, have all modiIron, Moat, ZHms Wrought ud Blwot fied their stage destinies to meet the facts that llicv lieu Pip". Simuu yitHops Shoot established in the minds of the American xoplc. Onpiwr. end themselves have adapted, much in The hullderu'UuSw.Montale. Swo their own orsonal pleasure, a legitimate interpreMm noohuuw tation of character dose ts life presentments, and TnaU, Ptam boraOil pltM. Potato. OI the authors who grow gray in their service to make Wood, Ttamee, bream canton, Imf fenpe, Hp audiences laugh are facing the necessity of writing pttoa, Chieto. comedies that are natural, rather than strained exPresident F. BAUER, B. aggerations of burlesque humor. ( the GRANDE EAOLE RIVER CANYON. ;OP NATURAL THE WHEEL OAK WAGON BEAUTY ALL BLENWOOO SPRINGE, WAY. ef the GUNNISON. 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