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Show I ) That New York bank clerk who stoic $12.98 from the institution employing him, will no doubt be Xo severely punished. bank cares to be treatvd like a department store bargain self-respecti- ng A SPECIAL NOTICE. If this paragraph la marked w ith a rad cr?e it indicates that ;uei SSL gcrlptlop to thla paper has been set-- , tied fur three months from that data. If marked with a black cross It has only two weeks to run, but unless otherwise notified we shall continue to forward ihe paper. Very respectfully. THE PUBLISHERS. HINT TO THE INVESTOR. salt Lake Keal Estate la tne eareet. surest and beet thing to buy In the whole wide west. It Is cheap, loo far cheaper than it should be. considWITH ering resources, geographical location, rapidly developing tributary region, counter. CMlfBV climate auJ the attraction! of Salt Lake. The country around about lfc A Salt Lake pawnbroker has a far ahead of Salt Lake. Sait Lake Club. Jhe notice in his front window saving must and will catch up, and while It la club busted up, he will loan money on coal. Peo- catenius l1P when values will double Our AntlOoCVintlon say. they lllldfit and be good hiouey Twaa formed about a week ago a week ple dowtl this way would rather CALIFORNIA , BEST REACHED VIA THE NEW AND POPULAR lu-- s ago let their jewels go( TO ANY LADY Our nicest girls wus members an' g' US wua tight, l' Jingo will Work that in Interested Fancy Yew couldn't git a thrubbln' kM for love ThJ Hfil Theater. . of names 12 and the cents send ub or diamond rings! Th feral- theater, that of Bacchug, we will send our seven days an' seven nights ih' town at Athena, was built by Philos about two otheraladle, wus anil-kicatalogue and a set of six the year 420 C. Nearly a hundred Standard Dollies. Standard Nov. An things wua tlghtin' up so tight, we run out o' bliaa. years prior to that date Thespis had Co., P. O. Box 564, Salt Lake City, Tli' plumb wua mad an' swore, b' gosh boys given tragic performance in a wag- Utah. theyd Jump their homestead claims; on. Scenery was first used in 1533. Tli' girls wua nervouser than time with their flames! ECZEMA AND PILE CURE FREE Knowing what It was to suffer, 1 Ye Scots Dislike Sweet Corn. see, th trouble started with a eclen-titlSweet corn Is not appreciative In will give FREE OF CHARGE, to any cure for Eczema. Who cum cusa a aflefited positive to town an' lectured 'gainst th Scotland. All effort to cultivate a Rheum, Erysipelas, Piles and glvin' of a "buss. taate for It have had but alight auo Salt Skin Diseases. Instant relief. Don't He aed twaa deadly practice an' wui reaa, and the wholesale canned goods suffer longer. Write F. W. WILapreadln' microbe germs, Iflrma have come to regard aweet corn LIAMS, 400 Manhattan Avenue, New Twas glvin' folks consumption, rough, and rolds and, sometimes, worms! a "is negligible article. York. Enclose stamp. He got th' movement gain' fer t' slop th practice vile That waa layln waste th' country fei about ten thousand mile. - yr 16-jia- a n. c The Greentiaian Remedy Go. 1 Gall Stones, Urinary Troubles, Chronic Sores, Eczema, Piles, Remove Tape worm, Dropsy, Asthma, Blood Poison. Third South, Between ? State Salt Lake Gltu, Utah and Main An t 4 4 - WANTED: 10 men In each atate to travel, distribute samples of our goods and tack algna. Salary $85.00 per month; $3 00 per day for expens- J. es.- 44444v44444444444444444444444'444444 SAUNDERS CO., Department P. No. 46 Jackson Boulevard, Chicago, NO ONE REFUSED MONEY. 4 THE BERRUM PORTLAND CEMENT 8TONE CO. CONCRETE BUILDING ROCK MAN UFACTURERS. SOLE AGENT8 FOR Concrete Block Machines. Want to establish a plant In evciy city, town and tillage in Utah. Block machines from $100 upward Start a email plant and become Independent. respondent solicited, P. O. Box 1131, 8ait Lake City. lnd Phone 8806-7- . 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 444444444444444444 44444444444444444V : 4 v4444444444 V rjwut s An' Jlst proceeded with a vim soma I' puss! They railed thelraelvea The Benedicts" an' aware git a wife Before that lime cum Monday next, an quit tli' single life! They recommended each ahuuld court a gul from lllekry Crick. Er Tnylori ilie. er Hinckley's Ford an' do it mighty quick! 4 V WE CURE MEN! Under Absolute Guarantee of PAY US FOR CURES ONLY. CONSULTATION FREE I W deslrt to roach the poor as tho rich man, and by making our feo payablo on easy terms, wo Increase our business and seouro lasting gratitude from thou can da, who would otherwise remain afflicted it it were not for this liberal ms well offar. ' LIFELONG Maude Hankins telephoned I' Banga she'd changed her mind a bit From Ogden and Salt And "yes" would 1st the answer ef he Missouri river points still could think of It! Our 0 A CURE We Are Reliable Specialists. Our Fee Need Not Be Paid Unless Cured. COMWE COYER THE ENTIRE FIELD OF CHRONIC, PLICATED DISEASES. without cured chronic forma, both acute and using any RHEUMATISM, notsonoua drugs or In any way Injuring tho system. TROUNERVOUS ULCERS. DISEASES. SKIN We also cure ell fonri of BLES. KIDNEY AND BLADDER DISEASES, ULCERS. STRICTURE VARICOCELE AND CHRONIC DISEASES OF THE STOMACH AND DIGESTIVE ORGANS, PILES. PROSTATITIS. TUMORS, ETC. Wo wish to lay special stress upon our method of treating BLOOD POISON AND SYPHILIS without using mercury. Our fee being so low It enables many who are afflicted to procure the highest scientific medical assistance. Terms mnde to suit if necessary, so that everyone need not go without treatment and be cured. In a position where Those who are afflicted with such troubles and are they cannot pay ue a visit, we assure you that our homo treatment la effihome. we at cured hundreds have cient and We Want Every Man in the Country Who is Afflicted to Write TTi About Hia Ailment. WE CUKE YOU AT HOME. Book on Diseases of Man. tor Free Diagnosis Chart and Writs a. m. to t p. m.; evenings, 7 to l:a; Sundays, a. m. to 12 noon. Houra: DEEP-SEATE- D 100-pa- SALT LAKE MEDICAL INSTITUTE Salt Lake City, Utah. 169M 8outh Main Street, ! h' Jlitg. An' sev'rul wedillu's now I hear are cornin' on th' wing! Tli'. scientific ciihs he left, we're "buss-i- n' " a of old. An' ev'ry man thut loves a kiss is Jlst a bit more Isihll It muy Im deadly practice an' it may be killin slim Hut we Mln't aenry! Not a bit! We're goln' it. by gmn! WeM rulher kiss mid die. b' gosh, Ilian huve number rub O this here scientific bosh, (lie PANORAMA Splinters. "Wo lit a long time in maturin',' sex Uncle Hy. "hut it don't take th' man with tli' ary the ntore'n a minute t' stop the hull darned bigness." alEverybody hits their faults, lows Kill Hinckley, "but it's sort o' human nater that no feller kin see hla own as quick as he kin his brother's. "If every woman uowadays," remarks Grandma Haskins, hed a fret-tibaby and a len room house t lake keer of like I had. fche wouldn't huve no time l' git dissatisfied boons sha ain't got no new seal-skicoat!", A upright honest young feller who works an' iiays his hills, who saves his money an lives accordin' to conscience. don't need no help frum Cupid t' git married." Cy Wilkins. "Hredilern an' sislcrn." sonorously remarked the Rev. Mr. .lohnslng, ef you wills! lc when yo're totin' a load, it ain't half so fur frum th' nu'sln' bottle t' de anchor on yo' all's coffin top an' It's a blamed sight more entertainin' 'long do way! 1 PACIFIC RAILWAY I "ID TORONTO, OTTAWA, MONTREAL. BOSTON. QUEBEC. PORTLAND, And all principal points in Canada and England, via Detroit and the New CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY Rates of Through car service from Chicago. from information fare and further A. C. SHAW, General Agent Passenger Department 232 South Clark Street. Chicago i , We now anxiously await news of go In swimming for the season of 1907. the first boy to No man Hhould deceive his wife and get caught at it! A A A A GLENWOOD SPRINGS. A Hi THE WAY. GARDEN THREE A of the GUNNISON. CANYON A A OF THE GODS. MANITOU 8PRINGS. THROUGH THE TRAINS. Proportionate rates from Idaho and Date of sale, January 22nd, 1907. Return limit, sixty days. Send for literature. A A A A ROYAL GORGE. THROUGH . J S PULLMAN AND TOURIST SLEEPERS. . $ 5 TO DENVER. h ST. LOUIS AND For Folders, Booklets, Etc., Add ret A h CHICAGO I. A. BENTON, G. A. P. D, $ . ' F. Warren, Agent A. T. ft S. F. Rj, 411 Dooly Block, Salt Lake City. Utah. C. Salt Lake Ia J City. a R. H. Officer & Co. 199 Cliff. Assays r and Chemists. I. W. Temple St, Salt Lake Sounds Big, but if s True Writ tor Mailing Sacks. Fifteen assays or analyses for $3.00. Silver, Lead, Copper, Iron, Zinc, Gold, Silcla, If you want to talk with every Calcium and Manganese. Write for particulars. THE HENRY HANSON CHEMICAL RE8EARCH CO, Analytical and Consulting Chemists, 64 Railroad Building, Denver, Colo, U. S. A. town in Utah, Idaho, Montana and Wyoming, you MUST have the BELL. Otherwise you CANT 1 siWigigiiaaase8i(iaiOTWj OYRUS 0. GATRELL Attorney A Counselor. U D. F. Walker BuUdtas, Pure Gold Kings haw 18k INSIDE. "18 kM Telephones have this OUTSIDE. Balt Lake City. rvrximvvvmvvvrvrvwvirrr S FATE. was a lutle boy whose Once thei-name waa Alexander until he was g horn and then her name was Alexan- K dria, hut what would the happy parents huve done if they had named a her John? S Sometimes father eannot see what pauses that young man" to stay so late. There Is really no reason why be should not, for the young woman sees why every time she looks In the glass. A WHEEL GAP. BEAUTY ALL $32.00 44.50 39.60 a a a RIVER CANYON. WAGON GEO. W. PARKS, e S Smart Weed. Land Attorney, v The employer who ays Ihe least IT Auerbach Building, .n salary, frequently is the most earnest Lake City.J 8alt advocate of contentment for his emMMWreMM i ask ployes. AS ERRONEOUS IDEA. No, dear, Caruso is not a new kind He is a man who reof macaroni. cently came near proving the Darwinian theory liy making a monkey of himself in a monkey house. EAGLE OF NATURAL I s of the GRANDE CANYON other points. Antl-Kivs- ln' A 8CENIC LINE OF THE WORLD. Lake City ts: CMmro club thus busted up, St Louis e CANADIAN 4 f Salt Lake City. 14444444444444444 4 4 4 111. 4 4 4 4- - Th' way that news gut spread around wuz lighluiu', no mistake, An' fer a coop o' policy, yew bet It tuk Two trains every day Ogden or Denver to Chicago via ihe Union Pa-th cuke! eifle and BL Paul line. Through sleepers and free reclining chair 4 By noon th' girls wu all smoked out wus th' cry cars. REDUCED RATES 4 Dan 'Surrender!" Cupid put Hi' sliufts right home an' 4 smote cm hip an' thigh. For tickets and Information call on 4 May Wilkins will fer Johnny Hicks an From Utah and Idaho to All Polnto swapped a rousin' smack To' soothe John's ruffled spirits down an' East and Return, Via 8anta Fe. C. s. Williams, Commercial Agent, git her diamond bark! 4J H. BURTNER, D. P. A.. Salt Lake City anti-rule- Chicago, Milwaukee& St. Paul Railway H Skortest and best line to Bullfrog and Nevada's Mineral Ash Belt, via The Las Vedas B Tonopah Railroad. the Ajent, but specify San Pedro, Los Angeles & Salt Lake a On no railroad la America la the system of discipline among employes and watchfulness for the safety of passengers developed to a higher degree than on the X ..eWINTER RATES,., Th' preucher tried f rains th' girls fei fear o' losin' fee. While evr'y gal that had a beau wui trembly hi her knees! An' then when things was mighty taut tli' fellers met en masse Reputation. -- A.manac. The Rev. Irl ft. Hicks has been by the popular demand to resume the publication of bla well known and popular Almanac for 1907. Obit splendid Almanac Is now ready. or aent For sale by newsdealers postpaid for 25 cento, by Word and Works Publishing Company, 2201 Locust 8ireet, St. Louis, Mo., publishers of Word and Works, one of the In best dollar monthly magazines America. One Almanac goes with every subscription. anu Th' girls they sort o' jined th thing be dig It wua a fad The gas they saved th' first few night J!st made the old folks glad, ltut when th' fellers all grew mad an' swore l smash ih' trust, Th' women got their dander up an rowed they'd stick er bust! May Wilkins give John Hicks his ring and scorned him for a butch; Mamie Haskins ordered Hungs t takt her picture frum his wateh Th hull darned corpa of Cupid's men frum Willie Jones t Dow. Wu inlxin' In th' eethin' mess an addin' to tli row! Diptheria, Rheumatism, Stomach Troubles 9 Catarrh, Indigestion, Canker, Rupture, Cancer, Kidney Trouble, R. Hicks 190 compelled cluba hed got theli Haas unfurled. An' now wu out t' crush disease save a kissin' world! Guarantees a permanent cure ot the following diseases lr Rev- - Jh y. w V DOCTORS WHO CURE CATARRH hurra. KheumaliuB, coeelu, vrrriwvrvin!r.va.ravrvrr L. H. GRAY, J Land Attorney. Attend to all business before United States Land Office. U. S. SurveyorCeneral. State Land Board, State Engineer. Land acrip bought and aold. 1 D. F. Walker Building, Salt Lake City. Utah. j 100-30- Prnntlr obtained nr no fee. 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