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Show SEVEN A Rochester Chemist Found Singularly Effective Medicine. William A. Franklin, of the Franklin ft Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester, N. Y., writes: "Seven years ago I was suffering vary much through the failure of the kidneys to eliminate the uric arid from My my system. back was very lame end ached if I overexerted myself in the least degree. At times 1 was weighed down with a feeling of languor end depression and suffered continually from annoying irregularities of the kidney secretions. 1 procured a box of Doan's Kidney Pills and began using them. I found prompt relief from the aching and lameness In my hack, and by the time I had taken three boxes I was cured of all Irregularities. Sold by all dealcra; CO cents a box. Foster-Mllbnr- n Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. DIAMOND One DEALER'S MISTAKE of Eis Own Gems, But He Failed to Berognixs the Sparkler. "Will you please exuniine this diamond, said a man who had stepped into a jeweler's hop, "and tell me what you think of It? If It is a good alone, I think I will buy It. The Jeweler took tho gem, which waa unset, and looked at It critically tor a tioi.itoL Then lu a contldenllal tone he Mild: "Well, to tell you the truth, that isnt a very good stone. It hasn't much fire, It Is badly cut, and there Is something here very tuurli like a flaw. Then ha held the diamond under a microscope and examined It carefully, finally observing: "No, It isn't exactly s flaw, but I shouldnt call It a per-peatone. Now, It you want something really fine, here Kxruse me, the olher nice InterI don't llilnk I'll buy a diarupted. y. mond This la a diamond that one of your aaslKtants let me take Saturday on approval. 1 dejiosited $10 on 1L Please let me have my money, and we will declare the deal off." KIDNEY TROUBLE The use of hand cream sep- READ THESE AND FORGET YOUR Sufrrtd Two Yean Relieved In Three hfonta. Bail-road- s Through Efforts of Government, and Steamehip Company Gulf Fort Becomes New Gateway to Europes Hordes. Galveston is a rival of Castle Gar den. New York. The gulf port of Texae la a new gateway tor the army of constantly flocking to this country. Through the efforts of tha government, of the railroads and tha steamship companies the new empire of the great southwest la to be made more accessible to there from the old country, and Galveston has been selected as the most available landing point It la estimated that during the present year between 15,000 and 20,000 from Europe will come through this gateway to their new homes In a new country in the far West and Southwest. It is difficult to estimate what the establishment of Galveston as an active port of Immigration means to tho future of the country beyond the Missouri rivrr, but that It means much Is certain. This fact becomes more apparent when It Is known that the railroads of the Southwest and the steamship lino are endeavoring to direct Immigration with intelligence and with a keen unhome-seeker- WITHECZEMA Buffered Untold Agonies Doctor Said Zt Waa the Worat Case Wonderful Curs by Cuticura. "I used the Cuticura Remedies for eczema. The doctor said It was the wont case he ever raw. It was on both limbs, front the knees to the ankles. We tried everything the doctors knew of, but the Cuticura Remedies did the mast good. I was obliged to 11a with my limbs higher than my head, for the pain was so terrible I eouUL wot walk. 1 suffered One untold agonies. limb wasted sway a great deal smaller than tbs other, there was so much discharge from 1L I found the Cuticura Remedies very soothing, and I still keep them In the house. I am very thankful to say that I am cured. I found the Cuticura Remedies all that you say they are. I hope that you may be spared many years to make the Cuticura Remedies tor the benefit of persons suffering from the torture cf skin diseases, such as I had. Mn Gelding, Box 8, Ayr, Ontario, Canada, 6, 1905." COMMERCIAL CULLINGS. The quantity of frozen meat exported from Argentina last year was 3 ,3 25. 124 carcasses of sheep and lambs, and quarters of beef. The mineral production of Franca consists of lead, xlnc, copper, coal and lignite, iron, antimony, arsenic and salt An Imnirnra quantity of building stone and slats Is quarried. The and phosphate production It large, aggregating sums far up in the millions of dollars. Coal Is the chiel mineral product. In the year 1890 Germany sent about $10,710,000 In silks to the I'nited States and Japan sent $1,190,000 worth. Ir 1904-- 5 Germany sent about $4,998,000 oi silk goods to the I'nited States, while Japan sent $",593,000 worth. Japanese exports of silk goods have tripled within ten years, increasing from $7,470.0K and the In 1895 to $22,410,000 In 1904-ascending movement continu s. 5. a Nobody wants an over-auxlo- man He gets on one's nerves. Did you ever know a tricky mac to make a permanent success? Matter la compoicu of alums. Businesses are built jp by uttenilon to details. hard Business Is not necessarily work. Make It good fun, and youll do more. know Im able to get about again. Taller. Good Proof. Lawyer When did you first detec. symptoms of your partners insanity? Witness Two weeks ago. Lawyer What did he do? Witness He left the office and went home early in the afternoon, though he knew that his wife was giving a musicale. Sha Sued Him for $10,000, wlia-aie- ? MR. C. R FIZER, Mt Sterling, Ky., "I ban Buffered with kidney and bladder trouble fur ten yeara - everywhere. DISEASE DEFINED BY ODOR Senas of Smell Relied Upon by to Determine Nature of Ailments. Ex-per- ta The acutcnc'B of the sense of email la far greater In many of the lower ait Imals, dogs, for example, than in man, and they employ It In guiding them So their food. In warning them of approaching dinger and for other pur poses, says the Spatula. The apbert af the susceptibility to various odors la more uriform and extended in man and the teuya of smell Is capable ol great cultivation. Like the other special een!C3, It may be cultivated by attention and practice. Experts car dlerrls.inate qualities of wines, liquors 4 rugs, etc. Diseases have their char scterldtlc odors. Persons who have visited many different asylums tor the Insane recog nlze the same familiar odor of the in lane. It Is not Insane asylums alone but prisons, jails, workhouses, armlet In camp, churches, schools and nearly every household, that have character Ictle odors. It Is when tho Insane, the IMMIGRANTS AT GALVESTON, (liusy Scene After Arrival of European Steamer.) ,. iMfb Jlggson My brother Is your Style er gown, I see. Well, did your dress- fortunate maa of letters. Wlggson I didnt know that he waa maker give yon a fit? Mrs. Van Noth "Yes, and she gave llterarily Inclined. Jlggson Neither he la; but he my husband one, too. Yon should hare seen him when he Inspected the wrote several letters that lost him a breach of promise case. blU. " EXPLAINED. "Say, papa, queried the sweet girl graduate, "what Is your definition of the term 'womanly woman? A womanly woman. replied the old man, "la one who Is capable 4f manufacturing a pie like your grandmother need to turn out Chicago News. A Cinch. think I could get your chum to marry me? She detests you, but you can get her If you work It right. "Tell me how. "Pretend to be dead in love with me, and I will pretend that I am crasy about you. Do you Sura 8lgn.' Miss Brlglitley I begin to realize that I'm getting old and homely. Mias Ascum Nonsense! What makes you say that? no Miss Brightley Oh, theres doubt of It. Three brides-to-bhave aaked me to be their bridesmaid. l. Penn-home- : ct - ! ; Union Assay Office and Manalin. "I took only two bottles of Peruna and one of Manalin, and now I feel better than I have tor some time. I feel that Peruna and Manalin cured me and made a different woman of me altogether. I blew the day 1 picked np tbelittle book and read of your Peruna.' It la the bualneaa of the kldneya to remove from the blood all polaonoua materlala. They must be active all tha time, else the system su Ifers. There are times when they need alittle assistance. Peruna is exactly this sort, of a remedy. It has saved many people from disaster by rendering the kidneys service at a time when they were not able to bear their own burdens. ODD EATING A e Consideration. "Are you one of the taxpayers ol Crimson Gulch? asked the tourist "No, sir," answered Bronco Boh. "Crimson Gulch dont have any taxes We're a peaceable community and ws dont ask any man to risk his life by actin as assessor. Discipline. CUSTOM Brazilians never eat when they drink, nor drink when they eat; and tho Tartan continually persist In pulling a guest by tha ear until ho drinks, Maldlve Islanders retire to ths darkest part of the houses and hang curtains shout them, so that none of their fcllowmen may see them at their meal. When they desire to show a mark of great esteem, the negroes of Ardra drink from the same cup at tho same time, and the King of Loango used to eat and drink In two separate houses. Tho Phlpplne Islander will not set a meal alone. Whenever a Filipnlo finds himself without a companion with whom to ahare his meal, he will abstain from eating until ho has toind one. a, strange custom prevails In where a man who wishes to nJertaln a guest Invites him Into a cabin, which Is heated to an excessive temperature, and then presses him with food until he Is In a stats of torpor. Instances of men dying at those orgies have been known. The Tahitians, though a naturally scdahls rare, dine separately. Even the man and hie wife do not eat Each member of the family has his own They take their plteea about five yards apart, sad thee, tuning their backs to each other, dine amid a profound allsnea. A sour-smell-In-g - fore give my highest commendation' to the curative qualities of Peruna. for Kidney Trouble. Mrs. Geo. H. tiimser, Grant, Ontario, Gan., writes: I had not been well for about four rears. I bad kidney trouble, and. In ? 'act, felt badly nearly all the time, This summer I got so very bad I thought I would try Peruua, so I wrote to you and began at once to take Peruna Fe-ru-- M of the country'! needs Immigration through the port of Galveston, If present plans are carried out, means not so much an Immigration for the dollars and cents there may be THRIFT. In It fur the transportation companies "Estelle, that Is sn ss It does the rapid development of eooked steak. You can the fertile and unoccupied lands tributhan that To home to the the jMrts. gulf tary "Oh, but mother, expostulated the lie Is now to added colonization the young wife, "If I cook my best Harold foreign, colonization. will eat It all and there will be nothing In this undertaking the government over for croquettes and things. left la lending a willing hand, and the three agencies combined should result In accomplishment worthy of a good cause. It waa the government. In fact, that first directed the attention of tha railroads and of the steamship company to the possibilities that lie in the port of Galveston In the way of boms build- Siiunran nS-tti- i nMlvrHai agr ' ing In the Southwest Yearly the gated In large groups or battalions hordes which seek entry to the United that their characteristic odor is recog States through the port of New York sized. Most diseases have their char are Increasing, so that the problem of acterlstlc odors and by tha exercise ol hauling them becomes continually the sense of smell they could be utilized Further- In different diagnosis. more difficult of solution. more thousands of those who come In For example, fever has s mousy odor, "Morning. Killed anything? by the way of New York never get be- rbeumatsm has a coplans "No, hare you? Ally Soper. arid sweat. A person afflicted yond the confines of that and other large cities, congesting these popula- with pyaemia has a sweet nauseating tions with a class which is undesir- breath. The rank, unbearable odor SURE OF HIMSELF. . of pus from the middle ear tells ths able. Til give yon a position as clerk to More than a year ago the govern tale of the decay of osseous tissue. In tart with, said the merchant, "and ment hinted to the railroads and to the curvy the odor la putrid, in chronle pay you what yon are worth. Ia that steamship people that it would he a peritonitis musky, in scrofula like satisfactory? good Idea to try to divert a large por- stale beer, In Intermittent fever Ilka "Oh, perfectly, replied the college tion of the Immigration through one fresh baked brown bread, In fever graduate, "but er do you think the of the southwestern ports. Galveston, In hysteria like violets oi firm can afford It? Philadelphia Pubas being nearest the source of land pineapple. Measles, diphtheria, typhoid lic Ledger. supply, waa selected, end the railroads fever, epilepsy, phthisis, etc, have and the steamship line joined bands characteristic odors. KNEW WOMAN NATURE!. In the undertaking. aald the department store "Jim, Health ss a Business Asset The first movement of Immigrants manager, "you know that lot of ladles' In men is not 1904, The Galveston average accustomed really began through stockings left over from last openwork In. as were 800 health Prior to regard his his very best when but brought to that the North German Lloyd, asset yet that Is precisely what It Is. summer? Yes. sir. though having a line between Europe The man who will accord due regard to "Mark em up fifty per cent, and laand Galveston, had not made any ef- his health, from a strictly business bel em Common Sense Winter Hofort In the Immigration line. By the standpoint, will go farther, last longCourier-Journa- l. 1905 more had bureau er in and the of the end siery. "Louisville got accomplish beginning to work In earnest and the result was than one who makes health an WHERE THE SHOE PINCHED. Sun ess which Is ata 2,400 Immigrants. this the of st tained health la expense Jerry Why did Stella break her Immigrants coming through liort are distributed all over the West, worth absolutely nothing to the man sngagement with you? iuit statistics show that fully 50 per who attains It. Thera is no pleasure Tom "Merely because I stole a cent of them remain In Texas and pre- el'lu-- r tu the process or In the final Mss. '8he must be crazy, to object to harsumably make that state their perma- result St. luis Republic. nent home. Many of them go to Coling her fiancee steal a kiss from her. orado and California, and not a few Oh, I didn't steal It from her. Pennsylvania Products. into Mlsourl, some seeking the big Pennsylvania supplied more hmlocb Translated For Tales From Familie-Journscities like St. Louis. Upon an aver- hark for tanning purposes iu 1305 than per eent are untlcketed any other state. and It also led In the age, 33 ONE WOMAN'S WISDOM. when they reached these shores and prodm tlon or wood alcohol and acetat between 30 and 40 per rent are what If lime. It produced 7.89 Will you be my wife?" bushels He are termed bomesi-ekers- . That is to of iharronl, but was a life below She "Pardon me, but how many say, they have come over here without Michigan in this partiru'ar. which is clubs do you belong to? a definite destintloii. lmt with the ex- creilitrd wiih S, 193,387 b He I belong to lx. but Ths press purpose of llmling permanent i prod uni. n or hemlock bars in Then I'll take a chance. s She In the ugrinilniral districts. syhunia for 1905 was 879.773 turds. You'll probably be away from home Present facilities fur landing Itnrnl-- ' io much that It won't Inconvenience me. grants through GhIicsidii are totally Chicago News. inadequate m l fully $:.it.uon will have to be spi-u- i in this dir.'i-tiun- . HER REASON. Although F. S. Siit u- lit. chief of the immigration i At eur church fair the other evenattention we a department, lias recommended and Is' The same careful Rive you If you called In per- - ing." said Miss Woodby, affecting matter-of-fatrying to direct Immigration through would tone. "I met Misf Roxle on. Rnmembor this. Galveston, the government Is not Swellman and Established) ready to smiii1 all the money necessary "Oh, intcrrnpted Miss Kaox, 1 to provide adequate facilities. Ths never speak to her!" steamship company is unwilling to Ah! yon know her, then?" make the appropriation, and tha rail"No. thats the reason I never speak roads do not feci thui they should be to her. Philadelphia Press. called iqion to do it all. The city of Galveston Is not disposed POOR BIRD. main SI to assume all tin- burden, and so for Archibald." said the young wife at Salt Lake Cltv, Vuit the time being Immigrants have to lie , breakfast, there is a superstition that herded Into Inadequate where Do you cuckoo clocks are unlucky. they are compelled to spend hours and office in I one your np think the hung even a day or two without the slightunlucky? E. B Holman, I . est accommodations. P. O. SOI IU "Very unlucky. Indeed." answered SPIT KKI c ir. UTAH chief Inspector of the port, stated that ' . v. saolin her husband, with a faraway smile. the hardships suffered on this account SNO VOUH OH0EH9 TO THS "Bnt yon haven't bad any bad lurk were often great, lmt that lie fell certain the government, the steamship B. C. MORRIS FLORAL CO. In the last few days, have your "No. but the cuckoo has. When he PLOSAL OiBIONS an: OCCONATIOHa company, the railroads and the city CHO Cl CUT ticMine started cuckooing while I was talking would soon get together und construct TNOB. HOiOAI. AM.T VAN OITT new Immigration dork.-- . At prtsont a through the phone, I Just pulled out my revolver and blew bis bead off, docks are portion of the When Answering Advertisements News. utilized. Mention Chicago o Th Kindly Paper, demanding peat "Last March I commenced using Peruns and continued for three months. I have not used it since, nor liave I felt pain. I believe that I am well and I there- -- - Leaving a Card. "But, surely you are the man I gave some pie to a fortnight ago." Yes, lldy; I thought pr'nps you'd like to Truly Unfortunate Man of Letter Attempt to Assert Authority That Resulted in Failure Hubby's Brutal Rejoinder proof of Insanity. - 3 PROFIT POINTERS. DYSPEPSIA. arators is very rapidly growing among farmers who milk cows for profit Dairy, men to purchase the cream prefer and be relieved of the work of separating, and it is much more profitable for the fanner to do MADE HIM SING. bis own separating, for he A Loveland young nun they called lli skim which milk on saves the Ones filled himself up on prune pie; It brought him such joy be eau raise his calves, in addi7 hat he sang' "Ship Ahoy And "Wait TiUtlw Uouds Roll By." tion to which he saves the haulDenver Tost. his of alone which milk, ing SPARRING. amounts in many cases to the bow is a wlmie? big "Pi, "Ihwat koind ar monthly payments required to A large whale?" buy a cream separator. The Urn how large?" Life. best time to separate the cream LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. from the tuilk is while it is Bacon you say It waa a case fresh and warm. The cfeam of love at "Did first sight? separates easier and a greater Egbert "Yes; be saw her la the with a fist full of big bills!" bank is and the obtained, percentage Statesman. Bkirn milk is left sweet and Youkers ' BREAK FVEN. fresh to be fed to the calves. Your PresiIntelligent Foreigner The U. S. Cream Separator, dent seems to have a great many of sold by the Consolidated Wag- what you etll fool friends. bnt he has on & Machine Company, has Intelligent Native-Y- es, as mary fool enemies, and they just skims the geatest capacity, offset each other." Chicago Tribune. leanest, works the easiest, and FIT. lasts the longest Agents Mrs. DaAN EXTRA new EastGot GALVESTON SEEKS TO BECOME SECOND CASTLE GARDEN. to-da- June REALLY GOOD JOKES WANTS IMMIGRANTS ct LIMB WASTED INVESTIGATING. IVOllTII YEARS AGO Kam-chtak- er. food-bask- "Whats the use of backing down? If my wife wouldn't let me have a night latch key I'd take It by force!11 "Why, I tried to do that once, and for four weeks she wouldn't let ms leave the house!" Fllegende Blast ter. et BUILDING FOOD To Bring the Babies Around. When a little human machine (or Useless. large one) goes wrong, nothing la eo "Why don't you write something Important as the selection of food te original? It around again. "What's the use? aaked the an bring "My little baby boy fifteen months cause If I do It will merely thor. old had pneumonia, then came brain my friends to ask me why I dont fevsr, end no sooner had he got over write something interesting. these than he began to cut teeth and, being so weak, he was frequently Expensive. thrown Into convulsions, says a Colsociinto "I hear youre getting orado mother. ety. said tbe friend of the successful I decided a change might help, so man. took him to Kansas City for a visit brushthe No, replied poor man, When we got there he was so very ing aside a pile of his wife's bills. So- weak when he would cry he would me. into Is getting ciety ink away and seemed like he would die. The Last Thing, When I reached my sisters horns Mrs. Newlyhitcht John goes to tha he said Immediately that we must 8. And the office every morning at feed him Grape-Nu- ts and, although I last thing ho docs is to kiss me. had never used the food, we got some I Yes, Friend Girl (absently) and for a few days gave him just the should think it wbuld be. and milk. Ho juice of Grape-Nu- ts got stronger so quickly we were soon Needed Her. Itself and Clarence Misa Sharpun has brains feeding him the Grape-Nu- ts In a wonderfully short time he fatJove! bah fur two, enough Florence Then why don't you mar tened right up and became strong and welL ry her, Clarence? "That showed me something worth knowing and, when later on my girl A Peaceful Prospect. came, I raised her on Grape-Nut- s and she la a strong healthy baby and has been. You will see from the little photograph I send you what a strong, chubby youngster the hoy Is now, but he didn't look anything like that before we found this nourishing food. Grape-Nut- s nourished him back to strength when he was so weak ho Wife If you say another word I couldn't keep any other food on hie shan't speak to you for three whole tomach. Name given by Foetum months! Co., Battle Creek, Mich. All chlldrep can he built to s more Hubby What a glorious time I shall have! sturdy and healthy condition upon Grape-Nut- s and cream. The tend conAfraid of Being Caught. tains tho elements nature demands, from which to mfke the soft gray Tbe flirt Congratulate me. The bachelor Really? filling in the nerve centers and brain. A well-fe- d "Yee. I'm going to be married. brain and strong, sturdy nerves absolutely Insure a healthy "I'm so glad. Are you really? body. Lawk In pkgs. for the famous littli "Yes. really! You know, I was ah book, The Road to Wellvllle. ways a little aftaiil of you. |