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Why her husband baa at it took them for hla neighfbora Just died. poultry and potted them with hla shot I an tell yon, her gun. Hes now living In a flat where Sholy, marm; monln bit us mighty black. Nash- they wont permit even canary birds." ville Banner. Detroit Free Press. Who Aunt MdH tar. Oate Oaah THE Worlds Fair Route That Small Boy. Tommy Flggjam Paw! Figgjam Yea, sonny. Doesnt bqjieaded mean hiving yer bend taken off? Not necessarily mine. Tommy, hut somebodys. Then why dont bejeweled mean havin yer Jewels taken off?" OFFERS THE BEST SERVICE POSSIBLE TO ST. LOUIS. Unappreciative. Did you ever read a paper at our literary society? aaked the young woman with n frowning brow. No, answered the matter-of-famatron. But Ive seen times when I would have enjoyed reading a paper or a magaxlne Instead of listening to what waa going on. 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Hte SdMno Btete hi FwmUb PWi kte Tte, Stin la Mr- Salt Lake and Mercur HALT LAKE A USRCUR TIMECARD Wist Arrive Leave dr enjoyable! . bal itek- About the Slse of It. . Ita no trouble at all to get married, remarked the girl with the new Worse Than the Upper Ten. Only tho upper ten go to your church, dont they? inquired the plain person. Yea, replied the organist of the swell church, but theyre not a cumstanca to the uppish tenor In our choir. bate la Mate lac didnt engagement ring. Of course, it isnt, rejoined her married lady friend, with a sigh long The trouble doesnt bedrawn out gin until the honeymoon ends. UNIQUE! AU ifeo lead First Mate Capn, th anchor broke. Captain Well, havent yon no ingenuity? Fasten one of th life preservers to th end of th anchor cable. Baltimore American. Did you see the landscape by DAnber? Ita awful." Sum thing. The man who painted it ought to bo hung alongside of It Important Part Then, too, there will bo the court crlera fee. Fajr Litigant (breach of promise) Oh, I shall do my own crying. I should never think of trusting anybody vise to do that Goodness, no! Puck. Not ae Bad as Might Hava Been. Job bore hla troubles patiently. "At least, he consoled himself, no one has told me what to take for my cold. Toying with the potsherd, he felt he had escaped the worst t Willing to Oblige. Can you gimme a bite, maam? aid the ragged hobo. Tm hungry enulf ter eat a hoss. I regret to say," replied the kind lady, that we are Just out of horses; but I'll call the dog." One le Too Much. B Jones "Smith confidential got with me last night, and admitted that he has one wife too many. Bjohnnon Why, 1 didnt suspect him of being n bigamist. He isnt BJonea Lawyer ...... .. 10:41 10:30. East Jdtrcur 1:10 ...Summit Jet. ..Jilt Leave 10:00.... Manning ....1:01 0:05.... Falrfiald ....IJ4 Arrive J. O. JACOBS, Gen, Manager. Salt Lake City. |