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Show HAPPENINGS HEREAEOUT Judge Diehl will continue to run Ihe polic? court for si me yeirs yet. Well, be docs It In a sati factory manner. The city has settled down to its normal quietude, not even a vestige of the late election being noticeable now. Sousas band did not receive the patronage it was entitled to, but those who attended were well repaid for their outlay, of time and money. Salt Lake h to have another daily paper. It will (so It is said) be printed by the Deseret News and eilltad by C. C. Goodwin. How is that for a combination? The reader will please overlook the dropped stitches In this publication. When it ent ts its new estate at the beginning of the year there will be no more of this. Manager Hyper did not secure election to the State Senate, but he will be abundantly In evidence otherwise, with the great and nimwt continuous attractions at the Theatre. The hour at which pupis nre required to be at school 9 a. m. la too early and In some cases works hardships. Half an hepr later would be -- much better for all concerned. The death of Morria Sommer was a decided shock to' his numerous friends hereabout. Still a young man with good opportunities and an excellent family, life contained much that was de:irsbl to him, and to have it cut short at the time and In the manner It wua is bad indeed. Maxine Elliott appears at the Salt Lake Theatre for three nghts, beginning tomorrow in Clyde Fitchs Her Own Way. Aside from the personality of the star itself a decided attraction the play will prove a drawing card, as everything la from that source. Seat sales are active. O' AVOID SUN CF INDIA. White Men Return From That Country With Pallor. The missionary was so pale that his friend exclaimed: Have you had a spell of sickness, Jake?" No. I have been to India," the tTicr answered. Ylndli? That sunny, sizzling pl.ice? How is It you sre not brown, tbni?" It la plain to he seen that yen don't know what you're talking about. said the missionary. White people '.hat go to India don't come bock brown. They come back palr-than ghos'.s. India fades white people out. I thought everybody knew r that." didnt know It. Jake. What the philosophy cf It?" I la The philosophy is that the Indian sun Is so deadly that we whites have to keep out of it. In the sun. In India, the thermometer will register ICO degrees. Well, with the thermometer at 160 can you imagine a white man lybustling about In the glare? He ing on a dim piazza with an Iced drink beeide him and a fan atlrrlng the air above his head. Tea," said the missionary, "white men In India avoid the sun aa young girls at home avoid mice. White men return from India aa pale aa you see me. The Indian pallor,' we call It" The Biter Bit" With a view of laving them burnt Blahop Tonstall fc'red an agent to ) buy up Tyndale's works. The agent was in league with Tndale, and such Record-Herald Sunday Magazine Aloyaiue Coll In Chicago extravagant prices were paid that Tyndale wae enabled to produce a econd edition. When the facta were related to Bishop Tonitall, he ex.anils at my kitchen The bay mar claimed: It Is the biter bit!" And door. tar-- tha And eaueily chakra her head phrase has been handed down to For a bite of apple, pinch of aalt posterity. Or a augured cruet of bred. fail. iica 'SiWg IHli W lavU Sllw w v ailillg But. uh. lor the little wooden horee And the ache oi the lonely dark. CHA8 KENT, 1 I turn to the painted animal found In a corner In a little wooden ark I Stadia, B3B Cenatltutien. And lha little groom that straddled him And rude him out to playl Vocal Taactier. And. one by one, I take them op. And cuddle them to my breast, Old Hover nap on the shaded porch, 2 2d, J0L November Chicago, lUUie deal foab Fur tha love of the While hU geal. brown, kindly eyes '1'hat eel them here to real Messrs. A Kent or Dooley, Dooley A me t. window-mathe to Fol.nw garden gate Hero by the sunny In n corner of hie room. And bock to my bread and plea. Kent, or whichever one of yon that Where curious roaea climb and Bui. oh. lor tl.e louun ung on wneela Inge When tho Roeee Bloom And wonder into bloom. 1 hut romped on me ve.vet And the l.ltln mailer Unit a'.:all come Again." I Jiava mothered many an orphaned amb And p.uy with hlin no morel Vi Dear Sir: I have heard you elng The Fpnnleh cork with the crlmaon comb. And many a downy duckling houaet. tho above beautiful and affecting and the dew; from the Winn lie heme ir.y feeding cull, But now. thkl every mo.her'e babar lie nveaera with a Hop of wings song several times during thle week On the farm la safe at rest, And a crow train the garden wall. turn to the li.lle wooden sheep er I ruck cowed thn lint. os. for the plus at "The Haymarket," and have taken Ard fold them to my breast! Wien my hel-- p: erred the aprlng a number of frlende, ladies and genMv tinv poultrymi'n lliit liuuled jtioyaiu rail In Chicago Record' bundny Magazine. Him pound upon a airing! tlemen, refined and competent to Judge of whet In good singing style, method, phrasing, etc., and all nay your rendering of the song referred to Is a GREAT MUSICAL TREAT. I have heard very many alngera In my time, ballad lsts, operatic stirs, minstrels of all grades, professional and unprofessional, and have rarely been affected so pleasantly aa when hearing you Tubcrcukels causes annually more which all other social problems of a Ing this gem, When the Rosea Bloom than 1311,000 deaths In lie United medical character sink Again." States at the average of 35 year. At cance, and Wishing you good luck and prosie possible prevention this nge the normal perity, I am yours truly, about 32 years, so that the real loss of the mortality JARVIS BLUMEl of the ebllcltude.'the la in Justly deserving time, of life covered, measured anliberal and active Interest personal 4.800.000 per by yeari represented If we assume that the net pecuniary support of all who have the num. value of n year of human life after real welfare of the people of this nathe age of 85 years Is at least f50, tion at heart the real lose to the nation resulting Biggs estimates that New Tork-elt- y uslaine an annual economic lose of from the disease (a large proportion of which Is known to be needless) $2300,000, and that the nation t at may be estimated at 240,000,0C0 per large must sustain an annual less of $30,000,000 because of tuberculosis. annum. Thise astounding and almost in- There are nearly 10,000 deaths from comprehensible figures are far from consumption In New York city. Sevbeing an exaggeration, but let us as- en thousand prrsene died In Illlnole In of this mor- 191)3, half of them, bet ween the ages sume that only one-haltality Is preventable, and we have n of 20 and 50 years, while tho estinet I'osslble saving to the nation of mated loss to the state alone, because This esti- of this disease, was $36,000,000, and $120,000,000 per annum. mate does not take into account the tho medical authorities of that state rioclsl, moral and sentimental value have found that conaumptlon le refer more deaths tan g IF YOU ARE THINKING of of at least 100.000 lives, which, under sponsible different conditions, might reasonably typhoid fever, ecarlet fever, dipha Piaro er Crgan call at theria, all forms of bronchitle. Influhope to continue for many years. A combined. and measles CHAMBERLAIN, 51 and 53 smallpox The mortality from tuberculosis Is, enza, New York Medical Journal. therefore, n problem compared with Main, where you will secure low prices, easy terms and the right kind I THE LITTLE ANIMALS him-self- . tion. a w'h ami rrthc.dox principles fdl. which he Was This Origin of Uncle Sam?" A curious vir-do- n of the origin ol Uec.o Bam bus been discovered In an old almanac published in Lcsung ton, Ky., In 1814. The phrase is rx In the following words: plaiued 'Uncle Sam' Is a rant phrase significant of the United Btscs, aa John Hull If aigrlficanl or England. The origin of It seems to he this: In the year 1807 there was authorized by law the raising of a regiment of light When the company first dragoons. appeared their caps bore the letters V. S. I D., slgnlflylng the United States Light Dragoons. A countryman, seeing the company In dress parade, asked a bystander what the letter stood for. Why,' sai the answer, 'that means Unde Barn's Lazy Since that time the use of Doga. the term hat become general." Lcn-CoChronicle. 116 South Main Street Salt Lake City, Utah Are direct importers of high grade French VELVETS and RIBBONS. :: Do a wholesale and retail business in Millinery Supplies. Manufacture for the trade new and approved designs in Trimmed Hats. Cost of White Plague after-lifetim- 1 V. Hi Walker, President. Tesi of Devotion of Just as their decision was reached Two New York girlz, near friends, fell in love with the same young man. the eubject of their dispute happened If any one should think for n moment along. He spoke to them for a mothat any censure attaches to him, ment. but about nil he bad to say was let It be said that he was net at that he had lost hie umbrella an A 11 to blame. The girls are both so looking for It The girls then adjourned to their lovely that It Is absolutely Impossible for any man who has the use of his respective homes to write the rotes, ryes to meet them and not capitulate which were both to the effect that at once. They got to comparing notei they wanted him to call that evening. the other day. Finally one of the When No. 1 was safely ensconced In girls vowed that the young man con- her boudoir she made up her mind cerned cared more for her than he cld that she would win, even If she had for hey chum, who proniptly asserted to stretch matters a little. Therefore that the reverse of the proposition she Indited this note: was true. Dear Fred I am very elck. Per They agreed to test It, and soon hit haps I may die. Come this evening." The tlmo of trial arrived, and. reupon a plan. Each was to write the aa It may seem, Fred called call to him markable note asking young man a at a certain hour. And, seeing that on No. 2. The explanation of the he could not obey both commands at whcle matter, however, le contained once, it was to be conclusive proof in the other note Fred got. It ran that the girl whom he favored was thus: Ive Dear Fred Come up In possession of hit heart. After thla got your umbrella." they felt better. Joke Turned Out Well reader of the Odd increased to a tenfold degree when they were announced to the Illustrious master of the house, who had either of hie guests or the Invitation In his name. An explanation ensued, when his royal highness, with all that urbanity which him as the most finished gentleman In Europe, wae pleased to declare that he felt himself much Indebted to the Ingenious person who (by forging his Invitation, in order, perhaps, to sport with their feelings) had afforded him the pleasure of their dlatla-gulsh- es ociety end acquaintance, however and that he wae perfectly happy In the opportunity of receiving them. Hie royal highness conducted himself toward them during the w)$lc of the evening with the most liberal and marked attention, and thus converted a rencontre, which wii pro dneed by the most malignant motives Into a source of honor and perfect satisfaction." Girl Caught a IMPORTERS lajAtDealer in FINE WHKlfiES-- - CONTRACTOR UL2 BUILDER 4 Mf I 253 MAIN STREET, IN REAR Orders received et any reasonable time, and all promptly and work properly CALL te attoadod Distributors of Green River Whisky and Cresta Blanca Wince. Agents far Schlitz Milwaukee Beer. 11 to 13 Eaat Second South Street, Salt Lake City, Utah. ooooooooo - eoooooooooooo HAMLIN ON SALT LAKE STAMP CO. Rowe (L Kelly Co. Cbli fit you ei well as your Merchant Tailor nt about Half the Cost .... NEW LOCATION bfttr TUri ill 273-27- 5 & W. Ttafli S. Wist Tajlt Si- - TELEPHONE 3 0-- 4 Lv I 132 Madn ooooooooooooo-oooooo- man-citin- utfj-lookln- wJ ALE WINE,, LIQUORS And bt h T A. L. HAMLIN Imre-legge- J- OF AND CIGARS After about ten minutes had been When the Democratic convention of the 1st congressional district met at pnss:d In watching the battle of the Ocean City an incident occurred that shark to get out to deep water again, made some ten or fifteen sturdy mm a girl, sunburned feel somewhat small, says tho Haiti-mcr- e and gcldcr. haired, came down to tbe Sun. It was about 10 o'clock on shore. For a minute or two she the morning of the convention that tbc watched with others and then some one standing on the porch of without the hesitation unal!gtit(st an saw hotel Flimhimmon the usual object In the ocran not far from walked by herself right out Intt the the shore. The attention of several water up to her knees, selected her other persona was attracted, and In n opportunity and caught the ahai by few mluutes the cry went up. "A the tail. Without more ado she lukged shark! A shark!" and thrre was n the fish up on the beach and dropped rush for the beach. When the crowd It on the aand, while the crowd) of arrived within about thirty feet of the men gasped In astonishment water's edge the grrat fish could be nerve. After the whole thing was plainly seen floundering about In Ihe shallow water, each wave bringing It nearly every one In the erowi wni closer Into the shore. Not a man In able to explain that the shark was o only a dug shark, not of the the crowd cared to abridge the we- - n blnfand the shark, and species and perfectly hJrmlrst each time the waves rolled the fish The shark measurrd about fuuK feet toward the shore there was a hurried long and was an Belt If ha was harmless. retreat. - John Strickltj, Kaniftr. Liquor Company. treatment. Shark dle-tsrr- . The Kentucky pur-chasin- VAN-SAN- A St ESTABLISHED 1871 f A 16 S. Main e tuft-hunter- s till bin he wanted Milliriery; el Talce of the Town" who le n subscriber to the London Times, which, just now, la republishing Itema that appeared In that paper 100 yeara ago to a day, epde the following as a sample, says the Baltimore Sun: Tennyso-- i In Bitter Mood. Some Aubrey de Vere baa written some pleasantry was Interesting lines concerning a period played off a few daye ago at Brighton In Tennyson's life of which the pub- on n respectable law officer and hla lic knows but little. He says eon wife, wbo have made a aummer excernlng an unexpected morning call: cursion there. An Invitation, couched On my way in paid a visit to TennyIn due form and bearing all the marks son, who seemed much out of spirits of? authenticity, wee sent to them deand said he could no longer bear tc siring their company at the pavilion be knocked about the world and that In the evening. The gentleman and he must marry and And love anil lady. Justly proud cf the distinguished peace or die. lie was very angry honor thus conferred on them they about a very favorable review of him. knew not how attended at the apBald that he could not stand the chat pointed hour and were ushered Into terlng and conceit of clever men or the saloon. In which were many per the worry of society or the meannes sons of fashion, to wham they were of tr the trouble of pov wholly unknown. Borne embarrasserty or the labor of a place or thr ment necessarily ensued, but It was rrpylng of the heart on Itself. Bald that no on had been bo much har assed hy anxiety r.nd trouble as I Banks 0s ...i o St. |