Show I Mountain Inter Mountain I Editorial selected elected for or Western Vestern Newspaper Union Service by R R. R A. A C. C and C. C B. B W. W What has become of the old old-fash nickel that used to be c worth live e TwIn cents cents Twin Falls Fulls Idaho Times If It this thing keeps on the only thing tiling that can be brewed at home willbe will wIH be trouble Leadville Colo Herald herald- Democrat J Speaking of spark plugs said an anEly an Ely my man yesterday nothing beats theold the old old lone kind that could be driven with one hand Ely Ne Nev News New Men I n M accuse cuse women women of being brain brainless less leRs But nearl nearly every ery woman has liaa brains enough to it f make n ft fool out of some man man llIe Utah Utah- Times An 1 Emmett woman was sick lately and her husband did the washing washing- He lie put put- so much starch tarch In the handkerchiefs handkerchiefs chiefs that he has s had a red nose ev ever r since Emmett Emmett Idaho Examiner Just to show that statistics may sometimes be wholly unreliable we cite that it w would uld make male a n lot of dif difference dif dlf ference Terence wh when n Uncle Sam counted lit hI turkeys Caldwell Caldwell s Caldwell Idaho Tribune When hen a doubting Thomas these thes u days dus s says Js J's something is all aU moonshine moon moonshine shine the average a person sits up and takes inks notice and wonders just what the speaker Butte meS Butte Mont Miner 11 n er v Having exhausted every other f. f form farm rm of innocent amusement our big cities are now turning to wholesale murder for Cor their dally daily pastime Its It's a populo popular sport with sport with the undertakers Lo undertakers Lo nl JH ar Utah Journal After Atter refusing sufficient sufficient money to torun run nun decently good schools with many taxpayers deplore the fact that the young people come up to the voting age with so little Intelligence Elko Elko Nev Free Press Germans have haye finally cut their army to the figure required by the allies aIlles Doubtless did lId not want tr e another project of com corn polling the allies to do It for them Ulem Pocatello Idaho Tribune Our advice to all Evanston citizen at the beginning of the new year Is not to do rny ny disagreeable thing tiling today toda to to- today da day that they iney can put off until to ta tomorrow morrow Then maybe you won wont have to do It at all ah E anston Evanston Wyo Press A glance at the arlous various papers of ot the state carrying their volumes of of delinquent taxes tell a story louder than words and rind should be heeded by every member who vho will take his seat In the state legislature In January NephI r Utah Times News r. r Complaint is made that Jock Jack the Peeper is operating In Dubois This Is Is- Is about the most contemptible In existence and a trap has bl been n set with the hope of catching the p red handed In which case a a little coat coat of tar and feathers feather will be a out about out rIght Dubois right Dubois lda Idaho o Enterprise I During the war there was reason i or soldier Insurance Now since th tip war yar Is over Insurance e should be con confined confined confined fined to private or operative co-operative in institutions institutions s and the Insurance business should not be interfered with by tide the government any more than than- the selling of shoes or Meridian sugar Meridian Idaho Times It is is reported that enthusiasts of ot the Adventist church at Boise will win ask for tor a n pardon for Harry Orchard so that they can send him as a missionary missionary mis mis- to a foreign country If It that church church wants to maintain any standIng stand stand- tag Ing ng in the New Jerusalem it would better etter drop that o oyster ster Recent years year have demonstrated that foreign countries countries coun coun- tries need no ln Instruction In the gentle art of ot humping bumping men off even from fromi froma It a i past ma master ter There is only one place to which Orchard is fit to go 0 as ns mis mis- McCall Idaho Star It In Itt a n col collision between an auto and andt anda a t l load of hay the driver er of ot the later ratter rat lat atter at- at ter teras er vas as projected into tho the village road oad on his head and lay there semiconscious semiconscious semiconscious semi semi- conscious until two occupants of th th- th more noie speedy vehicle lifted him out GUI of the Uie dust and und st started to ferry carry rry him the sidewalk wall Shall Shull we W we I lake ake him him lihn Into the undertakers undertaker's shop there here or to the drug lrus rug story storo farther Q D the street asked one of the ear rg The Tho victim raised its Ills Jl head had all with alacrity 6 and Take me ruc to td the drug store tore fir t you ou dam dut toll Milford fool t r Utah 1 rs We can can wl wih h no better thing for nIl all our ur readers than that they begin the time new ne year by a n firm resolve to o oUrn Urn all lh In w Into profit for tor themselves he m mentally morally orally I oi i and materially and antI then to t fu fa a carry out the resolution n Idaho Times King Ei-King Constantine Is surprised that hat anybody should think he ever had tad any Intention of abdicating Of or course he didn't All he be did was to o beat It for j Switzerland Goldfield Ns' Ns Tribune |