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Show UTAH PAYSON CHKOMCLE. PAYSON, Whered ART FOR E ,iyi HEART'S FICTION CORNER SAKE By Rube Goldberg LJ ERE, take your pineapple juice," gently persuaded Kop-pe- l, the male nurse. "Nopel" grunted Collis P. Ellsworth. "But Its good for you, sir " "Nope!" ' "Its doctors orders." "Nope! Koppel heard the front door bell and was glad to leave the room. He found Doctor Caswell in the hall "1 cant do a thing downstairs. with him," he told the doctor. He wont take his pineapple juice. He doesnt want me to read to him. He hates the radio. He doesnt like anything! Doctor Caswell received the Information with his usual professional calm. He had done some constructive thinking since his last visit. This was no ordinary casa. The old gentleman was in pretty good But shape for a man of seventy-six- . he had to be kept from buying things. He had suffered his last heart attack after his disastrous purchase of that jerkwater railroad out In Iowa. The one before that came from the excitement engendered by the disintegration of the Happy Package chain of grocery stores which he had acquired at a fabulous price. All of his purchases of recent years had to be liquidated at a great sacrifice .both to his health and his pocketbook. Collis P. Ellsworth sat In a huge chair by the window. He looked around as Doctor Caswell Inquired, "Well, hows the young man today? "Umphl grunted the figure In the chair In a tone like a rasping cough with all the Implications of a sneer. "I hear you havent been obeying orders," the doctor chided. "Whos giving me orders at my time of life?" The doctor drew up a chair and sat down close to the old man. Tve got a proposition for you," he said quietly. Old Ellsworth looked suspiciously over his spectacles. "What Is It, more medicine, more automobile rides, more balderdash to kedp me away from the office?" "Howd you like to take up art? The doctor had his stethoscope ready In case the abruptness of the suggestion proved too much for the patient's heart. But the old gentleman's answer was a vigorous "Rot!" "I dont mean seriously," said the doctor, relieved that disaster had been averted. Just fool around with chalk and crayons. Itll be fun. Bosh!" All right The doctor stood up. Just suggested it, thats all. Collis P. sucked his gums and his wrinkled chin bobbed up and down. "I anyway? Well, its only a suggestion "But, Caswell, how do I start playing with the chalk that is. if Im foolish enough to start?" Tve thought of that, too. I can get a student from one of the art schools to come here once a week to show you. If you dont like it after a little while you can throw him out." Doctor Caswell went to his friend, Judson Livingston, head of the At- lantic Art Institute, and explained the situation. Livingston had just the young man Frank Swain, eighteen years old and a promising student. He needed the money. Ran an elevator at night to pay his tuition. How much would he get? Five dollars a visit. Fine. Next afternoon young Swain was shown into the big living room. Collis P. Ellsworth looked at him appraisingly. Sir, Im not an artist yet, answered the young man. "Umphl Swain arranged some paper and wrinkles deepened at the corners of the old gentlemans eyes as he asked elfishly, "Well, what do you think of it?" Not bad, sir," answered Swain. But its a bit lopsided. "By gum," Old Ellsworth chuckled. "I see. The halves don't match." He added a few lines with a palsied hand and colored the open spaces blue like a child playing with a picture book. Then he looked toward the door. "Listen, young man," he whispered. "I want to ask you something before old pineapple juice comes back." "Yes, sir, responded Swain respectfully. "I was thinking could you spare the time to come twice a week or perhaps three times? "Sure, Mister Ellsworth. "Good. Let's make it Monday, Four Wednesday and Friday. oclock. Koppel entered and was flabbergasted when his patient took his pineapple juice without a whimper. As the weeks went by Swain's visits grew more frequent. He brought some blue stains on it Or are they green? Mister It, Ellsworth, Try please. The old man took a Umphl piece of crayon in a shaky hand and made a scrawl. He made another scrawl and connected the two with a couple of crude lines. "There It Is, young man," he snapped with Such foola grunt of satisfaction. ishness. Poppycock He Frank Swain was patient needed the five dollars. "If you want to draw you will have to look at what youre drawing, sir. Old and Ellsworth squinted looked. By gum, It's kinda pretty. I never noticed it before. Koppel came in with the pronouncement .that his patient had done enough for the first lesson. Oh, its pineapple juice again, Ellsworth mumbled. Swain left. the art student came the week there was drawing on the table that had a slight resemblance to the vase. The WHEN lines of the andirons. He would dwell on the rich variety of color in a bowl of fruit. He proudly displayed the variegated smears of paint on his heavy silk dressing gown. He would not allow his valet to send it to the cleaners. He wanted to show the doctor how hard hed been working. The treatment was working perfectly. No more trips downtown to become involved in purchases of enterprises of doubtful solvency. The doctor thought it safe to allow Ellsworth to visit the Metropolitan, the Museum of Modern Art and other exhibits with Swain. An entirely new world opened up Its charming mysteries. The old man displayed an insatiable curiosity about the galleries and the painters who exhibited in them. How were the galleries run? Who selected the canvasses for the exhibitions? An idea was forming in his brain. When the late spring sun began to cloak the fields and gardens with color Ellsworth executed an awful smudge which he called Trees Dressed in White. Then he made a startling announcement. He was going to exhibit it in the Summer show at the Lathrop Gallery I For the summer show at Lathrop Gallery was the biggest art exhibit of the year in quality if not in . "If the papers get hold of this, Mister Ellsworth will become a laughing-stock- . We've got to stop him, groaned Koppel. No," admonished the doctor. We can't interfere with him now and take a chance of spoiling all the good work that weve accom- 1bb. ing past tense 20 Vague gossip 22 Note of scale 23 City in Chaldea Alphabetical list of articles 26 Mathemat-ca-l ratio Sacred songs Wing-foote- as the bat Sheltered side Malay gibbon Line made by folding 37 Hereditary 40 Molten lava 41 To esteem 43 Part of No. 30 44 Symbol 50 Part to puff out the hair 51 Angers 63 Hindu polit65 ical leader Reserved in manner Unit 67 68 By 59 Hawk-heade- d 60 deity Pen for swine Vertical That young lady 2 Forces 1 3 Couched 4 Otherwise 6 Swaggers 6 Turret 7 Preposition 8 Appendage 8 To See plished. To the utter' astonishment of all three and especially Swain Trees Dressed in White was accepted for the Lathrop show. Not only was Mister Ellsworth crazy, thought Kppel, but the Lathrop Gallery was crazy, too. Fortunately, the painting was hung in an inconspicuous place where It could not excite any noticeable comment. Young Swain sneaked into the gallery one afternoon and blushed to the top of his ears when he saw "Trees Dressed In White, a loud, raucous splash on a wall otherwise drenched In beauty and harmony. As two giggling students stopped before the strange anomaly Swain fled in terror. He could not bear to hear what they had to say. Two days before the close of the exhibition a special messenger enbrought a long official-lookinvelope to Mister Ellsworth while and the doctor Swain, Koppel were In the room. Read it to me, requested the old man. "My eyes are tired from painting." The doctor read: It gives the Lathrop Gallery pleasure to announce that the First Landscape Prize of $1,000 has been awarded to Collis P. for his painting Ellsworth Trees Dressed In White. Swain and Koppel uttered a series of inarticulate gurgles. Doctor Caswell, exercising his professional with a supreme effort, said, "Congratulations, Mister Ellsworth. Fine, fine. . . . See, see. . . . Of course, I didn't expect such great news. But, but well, now, you'll have to admit that art is much more satisfying than business. "Art nothing," snapped the old man. 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