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Show TIIK PAYSON CIIKOMCLE. PAYSON. UTAH CLASSIf THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE a LLEAjjt liONEYw sr Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young --an ra ir.i. tfu ini , anv qu inti further det Moi c.'t V, HIE P VPFKS OF PRIVATE iSiULMl hae nut heard from you in a What is the couple are in the matter WAACs but you are so quiet I w under if you are in the guardhouse I can't sleep nights from worrying over whether you have talked back to Oveta Culp Hobby or somebody. Write me at once while my morale cjn still be saved I just wrote a piece for Yank, the A.E.F. paper. It is about more of Iurkeys Peace Plans. I have got to think up some new idea. I got a idea for Hillers punishment, I would hale him sentenced to paper the Great Wall of China using paste witch has been so diluted that it won't stick. Mussolini we can forget now. He is such a strain on Hitler that majbe we should give him a medal for a assist after the war and just use him for blowing up tires. 1 jwoig a0;'t IlEhl.Y Dear Harriet - -4- inrinFinr----HC3CE2lHlE3 nr ulg KENT BLADES of weeks now I kdow you THE SPORTING THING - DECIDES To 60 EXPLORING AND 5TARTS CREEPING OFF RUG PUT ON A RUG ON NURSERY FLOOR, BUT GETS BORED WITH ALWAYS BEING IN THE SAME 15 PLACE 3- - Hi GETS ALONG PRETTY WELL UNTIL HE COMt S A CROPPER BY CATCHING HIS DRESS UNDER HOISTS HIMSELF OFF KNEES AND PROCEEDSWITH NO GLLAT CONEI DENCE ON ACCOUNT OF WABBLY QUALITY OF LEGS HIS KNEE There is just one thing that will punish Japan enough That is to confiscate all cameias in the country and forbid any importants of them. A Jap never suffers so much as when he is going around with no camei a By LANG ARMSTRONG Don t FINDS HE ISNT GETTING AHEAD BECAUSE OF TENDENCY OF LESS AND FEET TO 60 IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS ever go railroadin, boys get into some clean work, like stamps! LALA PALOOZA -- ENTIRE CHASSIS COLLAPSES SUDDENLY. DECIDES HE'S CONTENT TO STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR A WHILE w Tfct Brotherly Love B 6TT4- I-. tap Some of these Purkey Peace Plans which I sent to Yank are as follows By RUBE GOLDBERG A world commission to check up every ten days and see that nobody is workirg on any new pians for a new order anywhere. 2 Nobody on the losing side is to be allowed to write a book, start a sec ret society or get hold of a gavel. 3 The Peace Commission has got to pass a agreement for immediate action by force the minute anybody in Europe or Asia is found to be working on a new emblem. 1 'est Arthur I columns t marines United S NpW 'Bugs) Ba o!tln called best ,5 fE NEW AM. , CARS-- Tih C, ijl1" J's n. I Main v, hi i W W BOISf rvun if cm- - Huv 551 So t7 , USED USLD EQUIPv M) typewriler, dip e'haJ , ,j - - help V Lo KITED ETCELI.EN I' (I, mechanics. 1 ,v I ,h equipment Phone or write baker distnl utor I ( 'iTt' , KJ( jr j s0 We need men and men to train f. r dirriaft to 60 Women m lo 55 Good pay. I hire , kv j,', weeks' evening cinux- Pn, an Attractive tirm-- . liana Monday and Tu Mlav. For full information Aircraft Factory 11 Tram Streator Smith, South r'ain Si Silt I USED EQUIPm; (NTERMOL MAIN MtRCH; (Dea'ers in Bankrupt W buy and sell Kind o turoa and equip ( th rt i office equip 6 h 4 h So AUTOMOBILES 4 All use of airplanes for bombing has got to be ruled out and in the case of Germany she has got to be stopped from even fooling around with boxkites, gliders and plane models. 5 The first delegate from any nation to a League of Nations meeting who gets up and starts using double talk instead of plain language whenever any member starts jump-in- g on some small nation must be boiled in oil. 6 The United States must keep all its scrap iron at home just in case for the next 50 years and we can sell Japan nothing except waste rags to stuff in the extra slots witch the Japs hale put in all army shoes for big toes 7 lokjo is to be renamed Midway Center. 8 Berlin is to be rechristened New Hyde Park. 9 Herman Guering is to be sentenced to spend his life as a fiee balloon 10 I got a great idea about Goeb-bel- s he Peace Conditions must make I in keep talking. Nothing will soui d funnier and do more to make Germany sorry. 1 I got some other things I wood like to see happen as a result of the war. I wish along with all the other freedoms it could free us from paper napkins, paper towels, musical auto horns, No Parking James Caesar Petrillo, wateredsigns, orange juice, photo finishes, new radio commercials and girls who dont write their boy friends twice a week. All my love, Oscar. vita-nun- R, a CASH For U:ed Co W. PA s Contracts! a'. ' es LYMAiV.I Cth So r Ma n SHEEP AND UNUSl STOCK r AEAR Sim I RANCH Runs front Ct ioratlo r summer range, IM a comrc is another land, Half mile oil p ma h w arouna spring ter tor home u- drn across ronl frrm r of trwd irra land Wui ten for right Per cent diacourt let es accept fust rrortcaee or jr od ewes as d wu DFrr time on halpnc acres LNDSDOVa Grind J ii North Swth THE cion. 20 For the service P C man, a pipe or rolls his-ogift could be sent thar his favorite toi'accc among men in camp a board show thd tot gift most apprcc ated ers are now featuring of Prince Albert Smol- the worlds hugest tobacco to send to r armed forces, a fa many a own fan in the service. c er pipe-sn.ok- s, long-winde- d The Tax Office Speaks We ve taxed you on your earnings We've taxed you on your time; Weve taxed you on your taxes We haven't left a dime. We've taxed you high for You're taxed when you areliving dead; And now we're gonna tax you For being in he red1 The marines have found Japs in the Salomons wear that the rubber-sole- d In two suits for divorce wives in Atlanta, Ga , have complained that their husbands refused to surrender their ration books -- News item. HOME-MAD- ROLLS HOyn love THEM PET I'M MAKING A PIG Of MVseiF HELEN 7 OF COURSE YOU RE NOT, TOM EAT YOUR FILL. THESE ROLLS ARE ESPECIALLY GOOO FOR YOU -- GOT EXTRA vitamins in them.' , WHATS THIS, HELEN-NEVfSOME OF YOUR THE ONLY KITCHEN MAGIC! "magic EDNA, I NEVER HEARD OF IS THE YEAST I USE EXTRA VITAMINS IT'S r'' KNEvY THERE WAS ANY DIFFERENCE IN YEAST' JN ROLLS.' '. I SEE- FLEISCHM ANNS t',tu!S,cV0U YELLOW LABEL IS THE ONLY 1 YEAST WITH VITAMINS A AND D IN ADDITION TO 8 AND G. AND NOT ONE VI OF THEM IS APPRECIABLY LOST IN C 1CE1 everything YOU Bare with 1 FLEISCHMANNS HAS VITAMINS THAT NO OTHER YEAST "P, I M HERBS SOMETHING ELSE, TOO EDNA FLEISCHMANNS WE GET TODAY WILL PJRFECTLY Refrigerator Iso we can get a weeks supply or Imoreatatime. and by the way why DON'T YOU SEND PnEUS FOR FLEISCHMANN'S MEW RECIPE BOOK ALL ITS JUST kinos of delicious j3? 9 -- go-in- IN THE NEW ROLLS AND BUNS AND BREADS,. ci.? As someone writes in to remark, The big fight in the divorce courts from now on is e to be over the which gets custody of thequestion sugar gas and oil coupons. the Js (T FREE! 40-pog- book with over Wnfa Standard Brands, lnc oer!f,pfs 595 Madison Ave., New York. N. Y. full-col- AdrAaemnL COLD ALL DONE BY MIRRORS He was convicted in April 1941 wading taxes of half a million dollars and sentenced to three years. Later his tax evasion sentence was suspended and he was allowed to plead guilty to a lessei J charge and sentenced to a year ie prison He was released yesterday after serving four months and fiv days." N. Y. Times. Kow about an apology from th government and reimbursement foi loss of time and any money? YO THE Get quick relief the fame Nose Drop v ay Hi cold stuffed nose Gene' 25c and 50c. Use only For 24 hour shoes with a sepaiate for the big toe. Vaudeville acrobats to the last. BOt GIVE Yon To ever F day week, never stopr waste matter from ejr re U more people kidneys must r plus fluid, excess matter that canr injury it heal14 be better unde' n(IDA whole system is .i"- - t to function p ,r '1V Burning, si aM (rtoo tlon Bomeim"j is wron. Ycu rav ufferj ache, headaiLs i n27 pam, not n uploan r try Why be uan a medicine r Doanist country' over kidn-n tion c the no fiuah out r blood i tit Get i "aa - |