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Show UTAH THl2 FAYSUN CHRONICLE. PAYSON. THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE ' tv- - Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young anrssa 3QE miqwgwwatahOTr5WBBtgwnf.MHpwaBiigaw5aiaisa5i3iggasBassiiaB Kf L!" f "-'3- Legend, Mythology and Superstition Among the Chinese PEIPING, CHINA I3SE l 5 Doze Hot Nights THE FEATHERHEADS JW1 ij .skie.s, Vbespangled W 1 v f. Cs Ip VS nretTies. two- Western that can be shipped into this country from the outer of the ALL r world will have no effect upon the established beliefs of the vast majority of her population. Here is the ideal country for the establishment of gods and deities, created out of hand to suit any conThe old dition that may arise. established gods are in no way discredited by the adoption of new ones. By C. M. PAYNE SMATTER POPWelI.il, It Looks Like Rut MESCAL IKE b,s. Zeh Seems to Be a Jump Ahead L. HUNTLEY Prepared for any emergency, the Chinese have shown what they could do in a pinch by creating deities for submarine, automobile, phonograph, wireless, radio, aviation and television activities. Buddhism, accepted out of India, brought with it a deity today known throughout China as Kwan Yin, one who hears and is moved by the world." Legend has It that this personality about to enter heaven after death heard a cry of anguish from earth, and, with one foot on the threshold of paradise, turned back In pity, to be of service. In was repthe early stages Kwan-Yi- n resented as a man, but during the Tang Dynasty, 618 A. D., a senti-to mental official with powers change even the word of Buddha announced that Kwan Yin thereafter would appear on all historical scrolls ai a woman. Goddess Made to Order Her throne is on the island of Pootoo, two days out of Shanghai, where she arrived, according to the legend, floating on the leaf of a water lily, and there today is her image. If ever a goddess was made to order for Chinese patrons, Kwan Yin, first woman to deplace a popular male idol, is perhaps the best example. While on this subject the attention of the Authors League and men of the pen generally should be called to Confucianism, which is the religion of the profound, bookish and philosophical, so to speak. Wen Chang, the special Confucian cabinet officer in charge of literature, Is always shown in the society of four other gentlemen, one of whom is deaf and another dumb, as a precaution against hearing or imparting secrets of the administra- To keep the coffee boil a strong solution it occasionally. J if" pot of To remove print from sacks, rub print with lard t stand over night. In the ad boil in water with soap in rub until print has at appeared. it, Never sprinkle rose the hose. Put the the ground and allow the to seep in around the roots plants. Flowers for the house sb cut in the late afternoon, Never wear rings, except bands, when washing fine silks, etc. Rings may cat. fabrics and tear them. Fill crevices in floors putty and smooth of! with Do this three or four days putting finish on floors. r, tc lic Th a k Custard filling will not to crust if the white of is brushed over crust before; ing in custard. jjn. is jia! he seas If patent leather belts are rubbed occasa: with a glycerin-dippe- d leather will not dry and cm 1 not froun h, ho e d shoes cloth Associated Newspapers. BOYS! WNCfe- di f ha o lies st M i liter pad hold GIRLS! Pi Read the Grape Nuts ad Inane: column of this paper and lean to Join the Dizzy Dean Winners win valuable free prlzes.-A- di, fcise i Mrs ding that ov tion. The third distributes such coveted Spiritual Force men Great are they degrees as seem appropriate in the is stronger that spiritual fourth of The the literati. eyes that material force, any is known as Mr. Red hanger-oCoat whose life is devoted to boost- rula the world. Ralph Emerson. ing authors, poets and the bv FINNEY OF THE FORCE oi Don't UOIKS THIS Desk wds listenin' To ?M 'These guys'. BEATS TH' callin' up SAWIM' 1 An , They KNOW L W Vartan Vaiae Itofpta PLinT on it therb bet, o' diwilmiNT CjOIN said BUT THEY DON'T LOOK FER IT WHY roight now HU Lio -- Si fotcj . s-- - Number ROISHT WHUT A ROBB'Ry? GO , HEAt till, ME OK Huntley, Trad Mark Reg. 8. IT, Pat OflW) Officer, Call a Cop! SEAH so I WEMT To By Tad 0LoughIia Yez. SURE A LOT B H Jjj j This lunch WAGON cap an' night and me WAS MISSING' LEAVE stick THINK I SOMEBODY Took THEM IS IT? ROBBERY? A WHAT Y r ADAMSONS ADVENTURES By O. JACOBSSON Ancestor 'd! isam AM I 1 m SAM-gn- 10 The Curse of Progress Up and Down Teacher Now, what ia thi a picture of? Jean A monkey. Teacher Yes; and what does a UK k CeewtUUlel CRAYONS Kavt funny By GLUYAS WILLIAMS t, Tto toll Inriwi 1m monkey do? Jean Climbs up a tree. Teacher Yes; and what eke? Jean Climbs down again. Toronto Globe. Good Old Days To what do you attribute your remarkable health? Well." replied the very old genI reckon I got a good tleman, start on most people by bein born before germs was discovered, less to worry havin thereby RiMY PaV, ylfH NOfaiN WOtoER It) 00 to ASKS REAP 16 HIM wiwer tonaws sup oof to WtoHEi WfkER SR( BanP hp $ W RffUPKS to his, PKfbfts MOIkER to COM! LOOK CRAVWltJft H 0U MMAZiNR WnH at HI PictoREft 'fERV ROSY, DKP 5 H C010R HISCRSSDNS O'-E- S MsAiHW JUS-6- StARIS about It Worked! Max Did you ever . give your wife that little lecture on economy that you spoke about? Jake Yes. Max Any results? Jake Yes, I had to give up smoking. B'nai Brlth Magana VOCto POES She MW HISREPERtoM fmmother cans to Mtfif HkvT 1HEREP, WDEMPfEj csavcHS niter so FEELS Ml RtSPCt to CMS MhElP IN St &is tor v tvr7raC uc n space-grabber- s who, failing in all other intel- lectual endeavors, have taken up creative literature. It Is the function of Mr. Red Coat when all seems lost to merely nod his head, thus winning for the literary flop a certificate of membership among authors who really sell their stuff. Wen Chang is also worshiped by potential mothers, the analogy having something to do with children bom of the body as well as the brain. Lightning Ladys New Job The Mother of Lightning, in years gone by highly esteemed, has recently become the Goddess of Broadcasting. This revision was effected without calling for a single alteration in thy general appearance of the Lightning Lady, heretofore shown wearing magnificent robes of blue, green, red and white. In both hands she carries a mirror from which two streams of light flare upward. A zig and a zag in any direction will do as a trademark for any one of the numerous broadcasting corporations now disturbing the public ear, and at the same time satisfy China that she had the right idea before the General Electric company was in the field. There is no limit to the influence had upon the Chinese by superstitions and fetishes. The Empress Tzu HsI, one of the most learned and diplomatic rulers In the empire, and the last occupant of the magifl-cen- t summer palace, one of the show places of Peiping, went into daily consultation with gods and goddesses, supposedly holding In their hands the destiny of China. Chinas Marble Dreadnanght Take the famous Marble Boat moored forever on a solid granite foundation. This craft, which lifts Its superstructure 30 feet into the air, and thrusts forward a blunt-nose- d marble prow, was built after a conference between the Dowager and some of the best spirits available at the time. To construct and launch this utterly worthless feature the Dowager laid her strong but uncontrollable hands on the sum of $30,000,000 that had been appropriated for the construction of a Chinese navy. The general opinion was, and is, that the marble ship, which to this day continues to behave In the manner of something stuck in a pool of cement Is entirely responsible for Chinas defeat at the hands of Japan In 1894. Nothing could have been stupider in maritime progress except for the Dowager to construct a few cobblestone submarines and a convoy of brick cruisers. She died unconvinced of her error. Copyright WNU Service. ItsAIIInHOWYouli BALDNESS! You need a hair to ski nourishing sw helps your seifbj hair toots and telitmi druff-Glov- a'il BotTM faithfully keep up ! work. StatttodaywWW Mange MedianemW Medicated Soap V poo. AtaildruMKUyour Barber give yoaGfr GL)Sy.ER 3BM'AN0IYMEDICl1 acres good lev1 For Sale-4- 50 land, Lakeview District, Cal. 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